/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5564532
Thats because caffience is a diarrhetic. Literally anything containing it will make you poop.

>>5564532
I smoke cigarettes for breakfast, they make me have to shit pretty badly.

Really cheap red liquorice.

>>5564543
haha, what? you mean diuretic? that makes you pee. which is a completely different part of your body.

>>5564543
lol'd

>>5564545
>haha, what? you mean diuretic? that makes you pee. which is a completely different part of your body.
Water goes in and out of your colon, too.

>>5564544
had cigarettes and coffee for breakfast once
non stop shitting

anything with fiber in it will make you take a mean ogre shit

>>5564545
>a completely different part of your body.
Implying poster doesn't have a cloaca.

>>5564555
damn bruh sort yourself out

i have coffee and cigarettes (and toast) every morning and have a shit before getting on with the rest of my day

it's nice to get it done before uni/work

I try and have a lime and coffee with breakfast every morning.

>>5564532
Eat a bhut burger or two, fun follows all the way down.

>>5564532
bumpin for Rin

>>5564563
Hot

Do you mean there are some people who don't have coffee and a good shit in the morning?

>>5568385
Taking a shit before you shower maybe?
Who wants to walk around with dried leftover shit particles all day
Inb4 taking a shower in the morning, no point when all you did was lay in bed for less than 8 hrs.

>>5564532
Baked Beans

>>5564532
There's probably a good reason your colon decides to push out at a slower pace

>>5564532
I'm one of the (un?)lucky few that cigarettes and coffee have no digestive effect on.

Now a bowl of red cabbage on the other hand will get things rolling. Same goes for a glass of cabbage juice

Coffee stimulates your small intestines to move. This is why it feels like you have to poop.

>>5568434
If you prefer. I wasn't laying out all of the the morning routine, just that coffee and shitting were part of a normal, healthy morning.

Years ago when I worked IT I had an office all by my lonesome beside the server on a floor all by myself. Every day there were two idiots who insisted on coming down to my floor, right before lunch and shitting in an unvented bathroom right next to my office. It used to make me gag. I finally brought it up at a company meeting. It's one thing to have to go some days but i swear they were saving it up just for work to take an extra break. We actually had to write a company policy to shit before you came to work.

>>5568474

Take this, I dare you.

Lots of alcohol at night always cleans out my ass when I wake up the next morning.