/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Well done

medium rare

>>5566484
With a some ketchup on the side.

>>5566484
It's called 'burnt'

>>5566248
Well done. I came here for cooked food not wolf fold.

>>5566248

Blue

I'll have the milk steak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw.

>>5566514
Best choice, you get the heated flesh juxtaposed with a more primal version

>>5566248
darker than your inferior skin. i want it so dark it only counts as 3/5 a steak, so dark that it has to sit at the back of the bus, so dark that when women see me walking towards them they clutch their purses.

i'll take a milk steak boiled over hard.

>>5566625
racism is uncalled for man, wtf go back to /pol/

>>5566637
>racism is uncalled for
>didn't read thread
>summer at it's finest

Don't cook it. Just slice it very thin.

>>5566248
Well, I'll go ahead and assume you're talking about beef but how the fuck am I expected to know how I want it cooked if you won't tell me what cut and quality it is?

>>5566630
You made me laugh for the first time this week. Thank you anon

>>5566248
Well my dear sir, I will take my steak in the same tone as you.

>>5566248
Is it sad that the last time I was asked this question, I replied with "yes" because I could give 7 shits less how my food is cooked?

>>5567209
no.

>>5567209
>phillistine detected

>>5567109

medium sir
pic related

>>5566248
i don't speak to niggers

>>5566248
I ordered the soup.

>>5566248
I want my steak not quite so dark as to be in prison, but dark enough to where I don't see any pink penile colors.

>>5566248
We done and don't be niggardly with the ketchup

>going anywhere that isn't a 5 star restaurant
unless you like blue you don't bother with medium because 90% of the time they will under/overcook

As ashy and near to charcoal as your skin.

Do I look like a philistine to you, boy? Rare! I want my steak rare.

Medium rare, Sir

>>5566248
Medium Well. I can deal with well done but don't prefer it. Medium is fine too.

Fuck rare and medium rare, tastes like shit. I hate my taste buds when it comes to this type of stuff.

>>5566248
>cooked
excuse you?

You know the other day I made makisushi for this guy, he said he didn't like it so i offered to make him a steak. Well done.It made me so sad.

>>5566248
Wipe it's nose, smack it's ass and bring it to the table!!

>>5566248
Still alive and mooing, or else buried with full military honors while a chorus sings a dirge for the deceased cow.

Moooooooooo, you bastards. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Preferably not by a nigger.

>>5566248
Tartare.

>>5567876
*its

>>5567971
this, everyone else is wrong and gay.

>>5566248
I haven't been on /ck/ in months and I come back today and this thread is at the top of the page. I've missed you fuckers.

>>5566248
Sorry, I don't understand Ebonics.

>>5566248

Rare, but warm in the middle.

Since OP said this is golden corral, I want it rare, since their cooking regulations will bump that up to medium/medium rare at best.

Actually I'm dining on ketchup tonight but if you insist cook the steak very well done.

Chef's choice.

... Don't let any black people touch it.

>>5566248
Charred on the inside, blue on the outside. Don't fuck it up.

>>5566248
I want my steak so raw, a veterinarian can come up and revive it.