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>that guy who eats like garbage and says "it's fine in moderation"

>> No.5559946

>that guy that thinks he will die if he eats 2 oreos
Eating disorder much?

>> No.5559950

>>5559946
Why don't you just shoot up heroine? It's okay if you only do it a little, and probably better for you than eating half the stuff on store shelves.

>> No.5559955
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>>5559950
>comparing a addictive drug known to be harmful to a food
Have you seen people addicted to oreos begging for oreo money?

>> No.5559962

>>5559950
>eating 2 Oreos us like shooting heroin
>spelling it heroine

HURR DURR

>> No.5560010

>>5559944
Fine than. It isn't fine in moderation, it's destroying my innards.

Now leave me alone to eat my filth you judgey cunt.

>> No.5560018

>That guy that takes a bite of food, chews it a bit, then takes a sip of his drink and continues chewing

Why? Why would anybody do this? It's fucking disgusting. Might as well just throw everything in a blender and drink that sludge.

>> No.5560021

>>5559955
>>5559955
yes, americans

>> No.5560022

>>5560018
this is permissible for cookies and milk :3

>> No.5560026

>that guy that puts hot sauce on everything before even trying it

>> No.5560054

>>5560022
Obviously that is the only exception.

>> No.5560064

>>5560018

I have an anti-immume disease that causes my mouth to produce less salvia than normal. I need to drink while chewing or else the food becomes so dry that I can't swallow it properly.

It might be an exception to the rule but you can think of more reasons why people would drink while chewing food.

>> No.5560071

>eat pretty fucking poorly, but at least all homemade
>admit I eat poorly
>active enough that my body doesn't explode
da best way

>> No.5561795

>>5560018
Why the fuck do you care?

>> No.5562888

>>5561795
Do you care if someone smacks their lips while they're eating? Does it bother you when people pick their nose and eat their boogers?

It might not affect me directly, but god damn it, I don't want to see it.

>> No.5562901

>>5562888

youre obviously a retarded homeless peasant. eat more of the sludge for us

>> No.5562949

>>5562901
Nice retort. I'm like you now. You've convinced me. The next time I see something that does not affect me, I'll be okay with it.

What's that? Child rape? Okay! I don't care.
What's that? Genocide? Okay! I don't care.
What's that? Tyranny? Okay! I don't care.

>> No.5562957

>>5562949
>smacking while eating is like child rape, genocide and tyranny
Are you the same faggot again that compared oreos to heroin?

>> No.5562977

>>5562957
OREOS CAN GIVE YOU BEETUS!!!!! IT'S JUS AS BAD AS HERMIONE11!!!!!

>> No.5562983

>>5562977
WHEN YOU MICROWAVE FOOD THE NUTRIENTS DISAPPEAR AND YOU TURN GREEN.

>> No.5562999

>>5562983
TURN THE FAN ON. IT UNSPELLS THE MICRORADIATION FROM FOOD OUT OF THE MICORWAVE. IT'S MAKES IT SAFER TO UNGEST!!!!!

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>>5559944
>implying it isn't okay to have something unhealthy every once in a while.
Eating like shit all the time is one thing, but everyone is free to have a piece of cake on occasion. Why are you so buttmad about this?

Also, irrelevant, but I tried to draw that picture in MS Paint while wasted one night.

>> No.5563083

>>5563052
Bready gouda.

>> No.5563087

>>5562983
I have heard this, pretty sure it's true

>> No.5563119

>>5559944
It is fine in moderation.

>> No.5563146

>>5559944
holy shit op ive been looking for that rugrat pic forever. the one where hes saying pussy game redic or something right!?
i need the full ver post pls.

>> No.5563159

>>5560018
I like the lack of response to
>>5560064

>> No.5563260

>>5563159
Really? I'll leave it so then. Just for you.

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>>5560018
>at Gas Station with bro
>get one of those cheap sugary cappuccinos
>buy a frozen Snickers Ice Cream bar
>take a bite of the Ice Cream, let it cool my mouth down, melt a bit, cools my mouth
>take a sip of cappuccino
>melts the ice cream fully, warms my mouth
>tastes/feels great

Fuck off, loser.

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>>5559944

>that whale who cooks everything in coconut oil instead of butter and prescribes to organic everything, buys fat burners, drinks green tea, diet soda, and on top of that rubs it in everyone's face
>is still a whale

>> No.5564565

>>5560018
>eating pizza
>shit tastes good, I mean fucking delicious
>eating the crust
>mouth gets dry because well it's just bread and it's soaking up all my saliva
>can't really swallow without taking like half a minute to let my esophagus try and force it down
>can't drink a bit of soda/water/tea/whatever because some asshole on 4chan told me not to
th-thanks

>> No.5564886

>>5559955
How many americans are obese, and how many are addicted to heroin?

>> No.5564890

>>5564886
all of them

>> No.5564893

>>5564886
Every american is obese m8.

>> No.5565443

>>5564886
The ones that are obese are not addicted to heroin.
The ones that are addicted to heroin are not obese.

>> No.5565510

>That guy who eats garbage and thinks low-end chain restuarants a la Chilli's and applebees are "great food".

>> No.5565527

>That guy who doesn't go ass to mouth on his girl

>> No.5565534

>>5565443
>obese not addicted to heroin
Chris Farley, John belushi, Brandt from the big lebowski

>> No.5566315

>>5564538
I think anyone who drinks diet soda is easily a whale.