/ck/ - Food & Cooking

7 hours.

can't remember what it feels like

13 hours ago.

>>5550078
raisin bran
like 2 ish days

>tfw year long dry spell upcoming

19 years

3 and a half years. Damn you, I had to think about that.

>TWO SCOOPS

Also
>my entire life

>>5550078
I don't eat cereal and had sex with three girls in the last three weeks. To be honest, that is not my average. Longest dryspell was 2 months I think.

>>5550109
Why?

>>5550190
wife is moving to korea for a year

>>5550200
Nice, what part? I grew up in Busan and was later stationed at Camp Casey.

>Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds
>24 hours

>>5550203
A bit outside Seoul

>>5550200
So what's the problem? She won't be able to cockblock you anymore.

>I don't eat cereal
>1 hour

>>5550214
>cock block me
>giving up ungreased backdoor action for some skank
nah

>>5550212
Tell her to visit Itaewon if she hasn't. Its within walking distance of the Seoul Hilton and its probably the best place in Asian for girls to buy fashionable clothes. You frequently see French, German, and Australian girls roaming around looking for good deals. The place looks kinda low class, because all the stores are crammed together, but apparently its an outlet for a lot of desirable fashion items. I have a friend in the industry and she's always asking me to look for stuff when I visit Korea.

Cap'n Crunch you fuckin' wankers!

31 years

>>5550232
no way is he a commissioned naval officer

>>5550352
That's because he's a pirate. Stupid.

>>5550222
you've never had the urge to dive into a greasy burger or pizza and know that it will give you heartburn later on because of all the shit that's on it but you don't care so you just dig in and enjoy that shit like there's no tomorrow?

That's what a skank is. The burning is only temporary.

Preferred? that is tough. top 5 in no particular order:

>grape nuts
>captain crunch
>mini frosted shredded wheat
>honey nut cheerios
>cinnamon toast crunch

I had sex twice in the past 5 days with two different random women. Three times if you count the one I did twice in one night.

>>5550078
Corn flakes I can live with, it was his other ideas that were deplorable.

You are now manually aware that over 60% of the US population hasn't had sex within the last year.

>>5550078
total
>muh vitamins

get laid about 4 times a week

Fruity Pebbles.

If we're counting sexts, then last night. If not, virgin-fag here.

>>5550096
I didn't know how much I missed them until now


It's been about a year for the crappy new version of pic related. I just can't get past how awful they are now.

>>5550590
Ahahahahahahah.....

>If we're counting sexts

Then nobody would be a virgin and everybody would have been raped by fat, greasy 40 year olds.

>>5550126
Holy fuck...

Also virgin, and choose Raisin Bran

So we don't have enough data to disprove cornflakes, but I do believe raisin bran is now the frontrunner.

Cinnamon toast crunch. To lazy to find an image. Dry spell = 29.5 years. Almost a wizard.

>>5550848
Raisin bran is pretty much cornflakes with raisin.

2 years. :|

delicious

i want to say 5-6 days.

>>5550411
I'm not manly enough to cheat without my wife leaving me

Honey Nut Cheerios

virgin, three more years until christmas cake mode is activated

>>5550848
it's hard to quantify though because i don't have a favorite cereal
i have cereal i eat, and cereal i dont
i eat raisin bran, grape nuts, and shredded wheats

>>5550993
dry spell implies non virgin
not so much implies as outright states

you're either in a dry spell or a wizard candidate

which one?

grits
though if I had to do a box cereal, Raisin Bran

2 days

>>5550996
Bran and corn are entirely different things.

>>5550078
>don't eat breakfast from a fucking box
>8hrs 45min

>>5550590
Are you in high school?
>Yeah, things with veronica are getting pretty serious. She snapchatted me a pic of her tits
Sexts don't count.

>>5551071
I haven't eaten cereal for breakfast in 15 years. It's desert to me.

>>5550078
Cinnamon life
2 days

Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats
22 years

sugar puffs or honey loops
at most 6 months, at least 2 months, i can't remember the night properly

>>5550467
how many of those are children or the elderly though?

>>5550078

>honey nut scooters
>1 year 3 months 5 days and 14 hours

>>5550078
>Cornflakes
>Earlier this evening

>>5551189
>I haven't eaten cereal for breakfast in 15 years. It's desert to me.
I generally don't do dessert, and when I do I can think of better indulgences than cereal.

Honey Smacks
1 day.

>>5551038
Who says she ever has to know?

Honey Bunches of Oats

last time my peenor found itself in a vagoo was new years day, so 6 months and 26 days

>>5551338
dem shits is better dan hoeney nuts

Frosted Flakes
28 year old virgin

>>5550078
Kix. 36 years.

>>5550296
>likes Mini Wheats
>is a wizard

You're a Kellogg's Man of Virtue

>>5550590
>If we're counting sexts

mfw. We're here to tell you, no one on earth counts 'sexts'. You're closer to real sex watching a Fiat 500L commercial where a gust of wind shows the girls' panties than a fucking text message lol good god

2 months without sexytimes
3 years without outright sex
5 years without Cream of Wheat

I have squandered my college years.

Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries.

About a month.

ME AND THE CAP'N MAKE IT HAPPEN

Frosted flakes
3 and a half years

these little shits here.

i wanna say like march, idr when but it was around there. before that it was like a year and a half.

also please tell me why ghetto cereal tastes so much better than actual cereal, but my family doesnt lie it because theyre generic

>Reese's puffs.
>~5hours 50 minutes

>>5550296
Mr. Kellogg approves.

Apple Jacks, 21 years.

I don't eat cereal.
7 years.

cinnamon toast crunch

almost 4 months

nutri grain

15 days ago because i've been menstruating for 14 straight days

i'm ready to kill myself

>>5552264
it's like you had a reverse baby

>4.5 years

2 hours.

>>5550078
Honey Nut Cheerios


>5 years

Shreddies for me,

and I'm a little uncomfortable saying it, but I'm not really having a dry spell, got my first GF three and a half-ish years ago (at my first year of university), then we broke up in october, and suddenly I've been inundated with pussy since like two weeks after that, it's fucking WEIRD.

>eating cereal
just over a year

>>5551408
Maybe dessert is the wrong word. I eat dinner at around 8 and go to bed at 2am, so I usually have a bowl as a snack at some point then.

That Oreo cereal [why did they get rid of it?]

20 years :^)

>Oatmeal crisp
>Forever

>>5551042
No wonder you're a virgim, why else type all that.

Quisp.
28 years.

>>5553404
>anyone who writes a three line post is a virgin
Wow, this changes my outlook on 4chan considerably
Third line

>>5553404
but i got laid like
12 hours ago

>rice crispies
>two months

Bran flakes and 12 hours niggas

>Porridge with a very generous helping of honey or jam
>1 day

>>5552427
>not eating cereal

>>5550078
cheerios
25 years.

Cornflakes are disgusting. They get soggy in 30 seconds.

I eat shredded wheat, not frosted, as a snack/dessert.

Oats every morning. 3 days, T minus 1 day to next.

>>5550123

You deserve it for eating something so disgusting. Try real stovetop oatz

>>5550296

At least you have good taste in cereal, anon.

>>5551039

Those make me want to throw up every time I eat them. They don't taste bad, but the aftertaste is like fermented vomit.

All Bran Buds

>About 18 hours

>>5553667
you're so organic and natural anon, clearly you are the winner of this thread, not to mention a recognized authority on dietary intake.

My favourite is honey bunches of oats with almonds, and the last time I had sex was 9 years ago. My friend's favourite is harvest crunch, and almost seven years.

We're fucking cheaters, though because we're both asexual.

>>5553812
>we're both asexual
upvote for you xir

>>5553819
Not all asexuals are social justice warriors.

raisin bran & granola
3 weeks -.-

>>5554589
>-.-
pls go and stay go

I don' eat cereal.

24 years.

>1 year since breakup
>Stopped having cereal around the same time

Hmm...

Honey Nut Cheerios...

I don't remember.. maybe a couple of weeks. I bought two big boxes of regular Cheerios from Costco and it's taking me a while to finish. Honey Nut is so much better.. but I suppose this is healthier. Getting Frosted Flakes soon though.

>>5554796
Same but 26 years.

I need to man up and eat some fucking cereal.

>>5550078
It's supposed to prevent masturbation, not sex.

>Honey Bunches of Oats
>1 week

finished a costco family size box in a week

>28 hours

>>5551427
shut up you fucking dicknozzle

prefer oats or honey bunches of oats w/ almonds
last night

>eating cereal

Plebs need to step it up. Bacon and eggs master race

Also 11 hours

reese's puffs

technical virgin for 23 years

otherwise, 25 hours

>>5558337
WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND

unnnnnghhh yeah

>>5550078
>I don't eat cereal
>I have a lot of sex with multiple women

Raisin Bran Crunch

6 and a half hours

I really ought to go to sleep

>Cereal
But i'm not a child.

Corn Flakes are fucking delicious. I don't eat them regularly though and haven't had sex in 2 years.

>>5558849

>>5558844

this stuff is so fucking good. cheap, and superior to honey bunches of oats.

um... about a day

>>5558337
>technical virgin for 23 years
>otherwise, 25 hours

wat

>>5551696
>>5558337
fuck yeah, reese's. close second to oreo-oes.
mmm cereal that is based off dessert.
lucky charms is top in my "actual cereal"catergory.

virgin for 10 years with the candy cereal
2 years unless you count a lucky charms bar thing that i ate yesterday

circlejirk threads are great

It's been longer since i have had cereal than it has been since i had sex.

>>5550078
Six years

>I don't eat cereal, but if I did it would be Honey Bunches of Oats
>My gf went away to visit a friend on Thursday, but I had one of the best blowjobs Thursday am

>>5560925
I think he means he jerked off 25 hours ago.

>>5550078
Three years.

Any fruit flavoured oat clusters.