/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5542860
Salad

jimmies on boiled sausage womps

frozen toothpaste

Boiled froggets with m'baron's fancies

sookie-go-to-market cakes with wibbly-womby sauce

wiener boiler-chops with baked yeasty-tippets

Bread and butter pudding?

>>5542866
Noice

all guesses but:

Shepherds/Cottage pie
meat pies
yorkshire pudding

amerifat here

i've never had sheperds pie, sunday roast, yorkshire "pudding" or meat pies.

>>5542860
I've heard of them all because I have British friends but some of the names of your dishes are funny as fuck.

le toast sandwich

cup of beans
beef paste cob
egg in a bap

>>5542966
I gave your mamma the proper beef paste cob last night and she went bapping in a cup of beans

Oat stuffed chicken, Welsh rarebit, oatcakes, scones, hunter's chicken, salmagundi, braised rabbit, chicken and leek pie, queen of puddings, mulligatawny soup, ploughman's lunch, teacakes, scotch broth, pasties, crumpets, fisherman's pie, shepherd's pie, potted shrimp, gentleman's relish, bangers and mash (use Cumbrian sausage and cheddar mash otherwise it's just sausage and potato), cottage pie, trifle, coronation chicken, chutney, watercress soup (served cold), smoked trout, salmon and cod, kedgeree, toad in the hole, chelsea buns, pork pie, apple pie, carrot cake, etc.

>>5542910
Is that the actual name of the sauce or bullshit?

>>5542953
crisp sandwich >>>> toast sandwich

>>5542972
>Apple pie

>>5543029
take a wild guess

>>5542972
>apple pie
>carrot cake
>americans haven't heard of

>>5543031
>nice like nigella dot com
kek

>>5542970

> mfw im Oklahoman and i make nearly all this shit.
> mfw brits think this is british food

Oatcakes über alles

oxtail soup
mulligatawny soup
Scampi
rhubarb and custard
victoria sponge cake
lancashire hotpot

>>5542939

>has never had a sunday roast

jesus christ

>>5542946

Foods named in another country, in another time are bound to sound funny, archaic or weird. It's true of many countries, you just don't understand what you're asking for when you go into a French bakery for some Pets de Nonne.

>>5542860

>>5543072
>yfw you realise there are people who have never eaten the glory of a roast dinner (I barely make it on sunday so I use that title for it)

Also, scouse.

>>5543145

Those bottles are unsettling to me. They look like shampoo bottles.

>>5543218
>implying brits can into hygiene

Sussex pond pudding
clotted cream (yes, made it)
coronation chicken
parkin
bara brith
lardy cake
dropped scones
singin' hinny
tea and two slice
piccalili
chutnies of various kinds
eccles cakes

>>5543218

What kind of cheap ass, bulk order shampoo are you buying?

>>5543232
he's just putting mustard on his head

goes with the burger he uses to wash

Homity pie

>>5543218
they look like bottles of paint

Wubbly Wonders Snacks
Hogberth
Yerkyerk
Crumblecake
Essence of aardvark
crabgrass oil

>>5542860
kedgeree

>>5543145
is that fresh poutine

You British people are soo gross! If I had to live in england and you people offered me any of that "food" I'd say ewee and toss the dish to the floor.

Why cant you people cook real food?

>>5542860
Melton Mowbray pork pie

>>5543710
Best served with the homemade picalilli my cat is holding.

>>5543718

what a pretty pussy

>SwissRe tower
>I could have worked there
>but I fucked up

;_;

>>5543734

what stopped you working in the giant buttplug anon

>>5542860
Scotch eggs?

>>5542946
Faggots taste nice though m8.

Americans only seem to talk about fruit pies, so savoury pies of any sort.

>>5542860
Toad in the hole

I know that Americans know the name "spotted dick", but I don;t think they actually know what it is.

>>5543787
>Spotted dick

Despite its name its fucking delicious, and its the only time I ever willingly eat raisins

>>5543746
Scotch eggs became popular in the US alongside the rise of Gastropubs over the last 10 years.

>>5542970
holy fuck i lol'd

>>5543770

I would definitely be interested in trying all those varieties, in particular the Huntsman.

>>5543801
Same.

Are these supposed to be eaten with gravy or something over them?

>>5543809
Pies are basically the British burger. Any type you want to make, any way you want to eat them, the best snack food.

you want gravy, then go for it.

My wife is from Shropshire. Occasionally we make Chicken, Leek, and Stilton pie together. Good, god it's wonderful.

ive never heard of this

>>5543801
>>5543770

The prices are pretty fair too. If it was near me I'd be down there for a half wild game first thing tomorrow morning.

>>5543809
If you liked. They'd be pretty good reheated with some veg and gravy. Of course the secret of their success is that they're good hot or cold, as a meal in themselves.

>>5542860

Pyclet are good a type of crumpet really. just tinner.

They taste fantastic though

>>5543839
Dan is a cowboy you idiot, cow pies are American.

>>5543848
That's something, I don't think Americans have crumpets, they just say "crumpets and tea" to describe something poncy.

>>5543850
Cow pies are literal shit.

Yorkshire style fishcakes are amazing. Slab of fish inbetween two slices of potato deep fried in batter

Also Parkin is pretty good as well

Do Americans eat mushy peas ?

>>5543866
We don't even get them in Canada.

>>5543866
>mushy peas
Do brits hire preschoolers to name everything for them?

>>5543854
We have something similar called "english muffins," but those might be different somehow

>>5543822

I think the biggest issue would be that given it's so uncommon in the US that simply opening up a meat pie shop would probably be doomed to fail. It would take a colloborative effort between an already established butcher and a bakery and starting off with a handful a day as an item sold on the side (at the butcher.)


Also it seems like all of the bakeries that open up in the US these days aren't being opened by the type of people that would be interested in such a collaboration. It's moreso the hipster fat vegetarian chicks in their mid 20s that make cutesy cupcakes opening up every fucking bakery these days.

Even in the old school bakeries it seems the most meat you'll find is inside of a ham or turkey and cheese croissant. At most a small lunch menu with sandwiches.

>>5543874

They're peas, and they're mushy. What's wrong? This is exactly the kind of unimaginative literalism you Americans love.

Also
>eggy in a basket

>>5543881
Nah, we have English muffins too, completely different things.

>>5543874
No, nether do they have the urge to over glorify everything, and make everything seem more significant and important than it is.

>>5543881

They're not really similar. Crumpets are more akin to pancake than the breadier/cakeier muffins. Seems a common misconception in the US

>>5543881
What you call trumpets in the UK are called English muffins in north America.

>>5543906
*crumpets.

>>5543883

>hipster fat vegetarian chicks in their mid 20s that make cutesy cupcakes opening up every fucking bakery these days.

I suppose we have both kinds in england, but it would be disappointing to go into a bakery over here and not see a selection of hot and cold meat pies, sausage rolls, and other pastry-meat combinations including our beloved pasties.

A meat pie and gravy to most other cultures sounds extremely bland, but it depends entirely on what is inside that pie.

>>5543883
u w0t m8?
http://www.pacificpie.com/

>>5543903
>Crumpets are more akin to pancake
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>5543883
Well, I can't speak for the other Mexican parts of the US, but here in Houston there are quite a few empanada restaurant/bakeries.
Which are essentially the same thing, so savory pies aren't completely unheard of.

>>5543906

>>5543944
aren't crumpets a euphemism for a girl's privates parts?

as in "I could sure go for a bit of crumpet tonight from some nice bird down on Carnaby Street, mate

>>5543883

Maybe given its portability and easy reheating it would lend itself nicely to a food truck, especially in areas where they have to have a home base to cook in.

Ren fairs and state fairs might be a good market also? I'm a bong, so I wouldn't know

>>5542966
AHA

>>5543918
>http://www.pacificpie.com/
>Cornish pastie
>Pastie
>Pork
>Minced

>>5543945
Empanadas are actually based on British pasties. Cornish miners went to South America and brought the pasty with them, made them with local ingredients and the empanada was born, the same with the Mexican pasti and Jamaican patty.

>>5543944

I'm talking about the fact that they're made from a batter pretty similar to american pancakes, are closer to them in texture than to muffins, and are fried, like pancakes, in a metal ring to make them rise up rather than baked like muffins.

>>5543960
'Crumpet' in that sense refers to a desireable female as a whole, not just the genitals

>>5543975
no wonder such a horrible thing as beef and raisin empanadas exist

CHEESY PEAS

>>5543883
Not true. Cornish (and Polish) pasties are very popular in the northern Midwest. When I visited my family in Michigan we ate pasties frequently.

>>5543951
Having lived in both the UK and north America, I assure you I am not lying.

>>5544081
monkfish

>>5544100

You may not be lying, but you're wrong. English muffins, as in eggs benny and your sausage and egg mcmuffin, are not the same as crumpets.

>>5543031
ive herd of that. nice try wanker

Tallwalker soles
Dusty crumpets
Soggy beanbottoms
Chimney sweep pasties
Corm pie

>>5543854
Yup. We have crumpets.

>>5544411

>i sat down for 30 minutes making these up

>>5543718
nice pussy

>>5542866
I think you meant salad cream. But we've heard of that idiotic thing before.

God, now I want meat pies.

>tfw in SEA and good meat pies are not easily accessible

simnel cakes, fuck yea.

mung stew
lentil paste
crispy fins
rubby lip pig tips

you amerifats need to leave your barren country and taste some of our brittish cuisine.

>>5544446
>>i sat down for 30 minutes making these up

haha u mad americunt? be mad at your culinary ignorance

itt: 3 british posters who seriously replied and one shitposting american who posted 50 things that dont exist

>>5544639
>>5544660

>im going to pretend to be british

>>5543145
urgh chefs larder i swear everything that they make is utter shite.

bumping for more potential brittish recepies

American here. Really want to try this dessert. Love me some suet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sussex_Pond_Pudding

>>5544912
Brawn

>>5544928

>>5543820
>My wife is from Shropshire

I'm so sorry

jesus christ its like an entire island full of children

>>5544920
>Sussex_Pond_Pudding
Does look amazing. I think our Sunkist lemons in mass market are too thick skinned, however. It'd end up bitter. It looks pretty time consuming. I bet these flavors can be duplicated, also, if you want to cook the lemon peel and fillings in sugar on the stove and turn that mess into pie filling. It'd totally eat a candied lemon peel pie :P

this thread is pig disgusting and britbongers have horrible food. beans on bread with toast or boiled shit.

at least you now have curry and kebabs

>>5543780

>>5543218
>>5543560
they look like fuckin condiment bottles.

>>5545583
Half the food you call American classics are based on or are English/German foods.
Kind of shot yourself in the foot there, didn't you?

>>5543854
It just occurred to me that I've pictured croutons every time I've ever heard "crumpets."

>>5543960
Isn't that "strumpet"?

>>5545727
>>Half the food you call American classics are based on or are English/German foods.

citation needed.

half of your food you eat in yurop is from the new world or stolen from asia/middle east. looks like you stabbed yourself in your gun controll now, huh.

typical britbong yuropoor- you don't even realise diversity or american cultural food based on reigon- southen food, mexican food, native amerian food.

Why is everything called "pudding" in bongland?

>>5545778
>looks like you stabbed yourself in your gun controll now
You want me to argue with you when you are clearly so fucked in the head you think gun control bears any relevance to national cuisine?
No thanks.

>>5542927
I've had these/known about them since elementary school, except yorkshire pudding.

I only learned what that was last year, from lurking /ck/

>>5543790

Or dick.... right?

>all these people saying meat pies

Nigga what is a hot pocket

Or a burrito

Bangers and mash you cunts!!

Ladies and gentlemen, stargazy pie.

It hails from the village of Mousehole, where it is traditionally eaten on Tom Bawcock's eve. Proof, for you Americunts making up silly-sounding dishes, that truth is stranger than fiction.

>>5545727
close, but no cigar. more of our cuisine is based of classic french, if you'd believe it. Lots of german, sure, especially in our modern burger hotdog culture, but Southern and especially Creole (big surprise there) are very french in nature. Chili is arguably a purely (US) American dish as well; even if it is made mostly with South American spices, it is made with different techniques. what about Native American cookery? are you willing to neglect pemmican as a valid dried/cured meat? shit man don't start arguments you can't win.

>>5545792
you missed the bad joke that was meant to misquote your "you shot yourself in the foot"

Manchester tart

>>5545842

Fit

>>5545827
absolutely harram.jpg
>>5545824
would eat buts known.
also its hardly something to be proud of
taters n sausage....

>such is the english hand that was dealt

>>5542972
>braised rabbit
>teacakes
>shepherd's pie
>apple pie
>carrot cake
>a few more I didn't care to re-type
really bongs?

>Hardmode
Sticky Toffee Pudding

>>5543152
>brown roast swimming in brown gravy and peas
>this is the most stereotypical British meal ever.

>>5543896
>nether do they have the urge to over glorify everything, and make everything seem more significant and important than it is.
g8b8m8

>mfw half of these british foods are deserts

Don't tell me you britbongs don't have anything else to eat besides boring fucking roast and shit

>>5545868
would eat/10

>>5545946
No seriously, that's it. The best roasts, weird bready things (see yorkshire puddy) and meat pies, and the best sickly sweet treacle soaked desserts you'll find. That's about all the Isles have contributed.

>>5545958
Don't forget some fine whiskeys.

>>5545960
Very fair, very fair, I wasn't counting drink... Too much beer/whiskey to account for through all of the UK, but it's all pretty top notch.

>>5545960
>>fine britbong whiskeys
grain whiskeys?

i'll take my american corn whiskey or rye whiskey thanks

>>5545960
brittish food

alchol

stay drunk lol

what's with all the british hate threads on this board lately

what are the chances they're all made by the same person

what are the odds that person is australian

>>5545977
STAY MAD YA POMMIE CUNT

>>5545966
Indeed so. With all the quality drink you don't mind the lackluster food so much.

>>5545968
I like American Straight Bourbon, but a good smokey scotch is heaven.

>>5545973
Are you drunk, youre typing suggests you're drunk.

>>5545784
"Pudding"' used to refer to the way something was cooked, it's just a linguistic hangover really.

>>5545958
Our cheeses and beers are pretty good too.

>>5545966

Do you count Michelin stared resturants as an indicator of gastronomic contribution?

>UK - 14
>US - 10

>>5546048
>implying the michelin guide hasn't been almost completely corrupt and politically motivated since the late 90's/early 00's.

>>5542866
/Thread

10/10

>>5546048
mfw this is the michelin man you so readily worship bong
>he is a menace to society with his reckless 5 star approvals
i wouldnt be suprised if he wasnt a sald cream himself

am i rustled?
you bet allahfag

>>5546057
>implying they don't make tires

>>5546061
this actually has a lot to do with >>5546057
seeing as they give out tons of stars to japanese restaurants that don't care or want them.

>>5542860

For breakfast there are the obvious ones:

Tattie/potato scone
White Pudding (black pudding with no blood and more fat)
Square Sausage

Red Pudding is fairly good too.


They are all fairly simple mind.

Speaking of Pies ...

>>5546071
okay, so that's a tattie....

What's a neep?

>>5546074

Tattie is a potato, neep is a type of turnip.

When mashed it's like a sweeter potato mash with a slightly different texture.

>>5546064
>seeing as they give out tons of stars to japanese restaurants that don't care or want them.
Examples please

>>5546080
http://infoweb.newsbank.com/iw-search/we/InfoWeb?p_action=doc&p_topdoc=1&p_docnum=1&p_sort=YMD_date:D&p_product=UKNB&p_text_direct-0=document_id=(%2012B56B4C3A6ED4F0%20)&p_docid=12B56B4C3A6ED4F0&p_theme=aggdocs&p_queryname=12B56B4C3A6ED4F0&f_openurl=yes&p_nbid=X61M4EUHMTQwMzY5MjM3Ny41ODkxNTA6MTo4OnJmLTE4Nzc1&&p_multi=FINB

http://infoweb.newsbank.com/iw-search/we/InfoWeb?p_action=doc&p_topdoc=1&p_docnum=1&p_sort=YMD_date:D&p_product=UKNB&p_text_direct-0=document_id=(%2011D0EE44E483FDF0%20)&p_docid=11D0EE44E483FDF0&p_theme=aggdocs&p_queryname=11D0EE44E483FDF0&f_openurl=yes&p_nbid=D64K51YKMTQwMzY5MjM4MC44ODc5ODoxOjg6cmYtMTg3NzU&&p_multi=FINB

>>5546085
I'm not seeing the part where it says "japanese restaurants don't care or want them"

>>5545977
To answer your questions in order:
>Shitposting
>High
>Certain

>>5545784

Its not?

Unless you mean deserts being called puddings, because over here the term pudding is synonymous with desert.

America's obsession with england is fucking weird, you bring up our food constantly, you copy our TV shows, you hire our celebrities for your talk shows, you think our gun laws are strange and you seem to think that we make good villains in every cartoon/movie. Also there is always one episode in every american sitcom revolving around us or our accents.

Hey, I'm not digging at you, because you have the same fascination with japan, and every american is excited to mention their german/irish heritage, so its clearly a national fascination with other cultures.

>>5542972
>queen of puddings
Hrm. This is like a bread pudding meets tres leches, plus jam. Interesting. Is the final pudding mealy or firm?

>chutney
This isn't English. It's from ancient India.

>>5546146
>every american is excited to mention their german/irish heritage
This. Not just Americans, either. Canadians/Australians do the same shit. It's never just "I'm American" it's always "I'm 1/4 German 1/4 Italian 1/4 Irish 1/4 Russian"

Identity crisis much?

>>5546146
>>5546157
I guess being proud of your heritage is a bad thing. Also calling yourself "american" is in bad taste, because of the "real" americans, you know, the natives. Most americans are proud to be american, but we are also proud of our ancestry, because thats part of what being an american is. unless youre a native you descended from immigrants. now i know you guys are probably aware of all the americans that appear in british television and how your culture has pretty much meshed with ours to the point that you can see a McDonalds from the Tower of London.

Point being, pull your head out of your arse and realize that being multi-cultured IS our culture.

though i will admit that i find it annoying that Brits are used every time a foreign accent is needed for a movie. though from what i hear british actors are much cheaper and tend to actually have classical training.

>>5546157
>>5546146

We find it equally odd when Europeans split hairs over which stupid region they're from. No one cares that you're from Mumbria or Yorkish or Ireland whatever, it's just England ok? It may matter to you whether one region is superior to another but it doesn't matter to us.

Also all of your royalty are related to all the other royalty of other countries so obviously you're no strangers to the concept of migration and colonization.

>>5546157
Brits don't do that because your heritage is full of rape. Your ancestors were either raped by the Romans, Saxons, or Franks. Here in the US it was our proud European ancestors that raped the locals and then stole all their shit. Plus the US is so young that people actually have records of when their families came here. I doubt there are old gaelic censuses laying around from back in the day.

>>5545769
they both work
although even fewer people say strumpet than say crumpet

>>5545819
a burrito is not a pie

>>5546175
not to mention their utterly retarded obsession with soccer/football. i thought american sports fans were bad, then i saw videos of what happens in the UK after a game. holyfuckingshit. here in the US people stockpile guns and food so they can survive shit like that.

>>5546183
literally every country in europe is a mish-mash of different tribes

britain is not the exception

>>5546175

You could take what you said and directly relate it to americans vs brits.

And then you would see yourself why what you said is stupid.

>>5546191

I'm glad there is a bad enough dude to recognize this

>>5546191
Thats exactly my point, why is it an issue that americans are proud of their heritage, when the entire fucking world has mixed heritages if you look back far enough.

>>5546192
Youre an idiot and a tool. Seriously. Just grow the fuck up and stop trying to validate yourself through the nation your were lucky enough to be born in.

>>5546201

>Stop trying to validate yourself through the nation your were lucky enough to be born in.

Well I'm not doing that, I'm just pointing out that you can't tout about how "no one cares where you are from and it doesnt matter" while at the same time judging people precisely from where they were born.

>>5546192
so? the US is a former colony. So is most of the world. Point being, you guys haven't been shit since we kicked you to the curb, and now you can't even defend your little island without us, and we tell you when and where to deploy your military. IE: Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.

>>5546201
>why is it an issue that americans are proud of their heritage
Why can't you just be happy to call yourself American?

It's one thing to expand upon your heritage if asked about it, but using it to introduce yourself is a little weird and is typical of an identity crisis

>>5546203
Wasn't me but whatever.
Also, i read what he posted and I think you're just being overly sensitive, he never judged you at all, he simply pointed out an irony in what you brits were saying.

>>5546204
>Mycountry is better than war at your country! Ner ner ner ner!
Grow up, child.

>>5546203
he never said any of that....

>>5546215
>brit busts out the nationalism
>american responds in kind
>obviously the americans fault

fucking brilliant

>>5546209
Because everyone is american. People like to identify with something a bit more unique. The US is large enough that regions are populated from the same regions in Europe. Where I live its mostly people of Germanic and Norwegian decent. People are proud of that and their heritage still shows through in the cooking, the names of places, the festivals, etc. Just because you don't understand the complexity of American culture doesnt mean you need to mock it and try to apply a label to it so your simple mind can grasp at something you can actually understand. Plus, you know, the natives. If you call yourself an American they tend to get touchy, so for the sake of political correctness people tend to specify. Not that you'd know anything about that, because you only have the narrowest view of our world and you think you know it already.
Don't you find it annoying when people assume that all brits are tea drinking hooligans that will fall on the ground stricken with awe if they see royalty?

tldr

grow the fuck up you insipid child.

>>5546218
this
all of this
why do eurofags have such a hard time with this? they instigate something and then freak out and blame the US when we respond in kind. are you people really this dense or do the socially well-adjusted, intelligent europeans not waste their time on 4chan?
I mean really, this is just shameful.

>>5546226
You sure are getting defensive over this

>>5546231

generally speaking whenever someone says my place is best, your region is horrible, they're an idiot

see also, that guy whose entire life revolves around losing his shit at the food pics from japan thread

>>5546226
>Because everyone is american. People like to identify with something a bit more unique.
So basically, it's about wanting to be a special snowflake? That's what it boils down to?

>>5546209
Just because we actually have diverse backgrounds is no reason to be jealous. We can't all claim to be the rape-descendants of Romans and Saxons. Plus like I mentioned earlier our nation is young enough that families actually have record of our ancestry and when they came to the US. The UK is so old that people have no idea when they got there or where they came from. Must kinda suck not knowing anything about your heritage. Sounds you like you're the one with the identity crisis, you're just projecting your frustration onto us.

>>5546239
To us its like when Brits talk about their region of the UK theyre from. No one cares about Sommerset, or Manchester, or whatever the fuck football team you like, but you guys talk about it constantly anyways.
If you can't see the similarities between our nations you must be retarded.

>>5546248

>No one cares about Sommerset, or Manchester,

Sure, but when you live here and the city next to you looks completely different and has an entirely different accent its very easy mentally consider them seperate.

Extrapolate differences so they are meaninigless all you want, in the end we are all human but we notice differences, its our instinct.

>>5546233
>thinks this is defensive
try exasperated
you are either willfully ignorant or trolling.
i am going to assume willfully ignorant because only people desperate for attention bother with trolling.

s'all good though. brits are just as bad if not worse than Americans. The difference being that Americans are well aware of how awful we can be, and we take pride in the fact that we make the rest of you deal with it. Its like when your date takes extra long getting ready, she doesnt actually need all that time, she just like knowing she can make you wait.

>>5546248
>you guys talk about it constantly anyways.
1. No we don't
2. If we do then it's because there is actually a cultural difference between those different regions - there's literally no difference between somebody who's "German-American" and someone who's "Polish-American"
3. Stay mad

>>5546251

looks about the same to me buddy

>>5546251
So, when American's notice differences, its suddenly an identity crisis.

Do you not see how fucking stupid you have sounded throughout all of this? Seriously, stop the nationalist chest thumping and realize anything you bring up you are also extremely guilty of, its like you are the paragon of hypocrites.
>doesn't realize that every region of the US has different accents, fashion, foods, architecture, etc. US has far more diversity than your small collection of isles. Remember that we are over 30 times your landmass.

>>5546262

I am not the author of any posts mentioning an "identity crisis".

>>5546261

Trust me anon, send one american to devon and one american to liverpool and they will both have extremely different opinions of england at the end of it.

>>5546255
1: yes you do, dont even try and argue. all your claim are bullshit but i gave you the benefit of the doubt because im not an arrogant cunt.
2: no, there isnt. you all live on a tiny island the size of a texans front porch. We are much more diverse to the point that people from different regions cant even understand each other. if I(from the midwest) tried to talk to someone from Luisiana, or South Carolina i wouldnt understand anything they say.
3: try harder

you know nothing of the US, like how we know nothing of the UK, the difference is we're classy about it, you...well you act like you. Which is horrid and stupid to the point that I fear for englands future.

>>5546262
>US has far more diversity than your small collection of isles.
How's that been working out for you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5MGJ87hPGw

>>5546255
>manchester this
>arsenal that
>my team lost, lets fuck up the city
>my team won, lets also fuck up the city

yeah, ok faggot.

>>5546268
>No u
Yeah, we're done here

I'll let you have the last word. I already know you want it

>>5546267
Trust me, anon, send one brit to LA and one brit to Des Moines and they will both have extremely different opinions of the US at the end of it.
The difference being, like mentioned earlier, we have 30 times your landmass. Take your piddly little differences and then multiply that by 30. Hell there are parts of the US where people don't even speak english. There are entire quadrants of cities where no english is spoken and you'd think you were either in Mexico or asia.

>>5546189

>Football hooliganism and riots

Maybe 20 years ago

>>5546276
Im not as petty as you, I also bring up valid points while you make snide remarks and blatantly disregard your own hypocrisy.
Go ahead and run away, I know you can't compete.

>>5546270

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

>>5546279
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOOO.....yeah no. Try 2009.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_riots_in_London

and thats just the sports related one

>>5546270
At least we dont have muslims decapitating soldiers in the streets while people videotaped it with their phones.

>>5546292
i dont think he was decapitated, just chopped up.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/05/22/us-britain-killing-cameron-idUSBRE94L0WU20130522

>>5546290

So two 'riots' in the last 18 years, both involving Millwall (notorious), one not warranting a wiki entry and the other seeing 1 stabbing and 20 people injured.

It's hardly a national issue, and certainly not a patch on the bad days of the 70s and 80s. Fuck, the Canucks probably managed worse in their hockey riot and the apologised to each other afterwards.

>>5546290
The thing is though, we can actually stand tall and call ourselves "British". We don't have to cower like little faggots and say "b-b-but muh 1/4 Italian ancestry :("

I could go to America tomorrow and get laid purely because of my accent.

You could come to Europe and all you would receive is contempt at best, and physical violence at worst.

How does that make you feel?

>thread about the UK
>Americans turn it into a pissing contest
Stay jealous, peons.

>>5546270
Oh yeah nigger town.
Happy that place is rotting

>>5546315
>canucks
>fighting
....i doubt it. I go up to Canadanadia a couple times a year for fishing, its pretty much just like small town US, but on a national scale. Its really nice, actually. Only ever witnessed one canadian "fight". Two drunks got into over something, but then ended up both falling down drunk while trying to hit each other. Then ended up laughing and hugging within minutes of attacking each other. Strangest fucking thing i'd seen in a bar.

>>5546315
point being, you people riot for sports. Not to mention the dozen other riots that occurred for shit that doesn't seem like it should invite a riot.

then again after Katrina an entire city went all Mad Max within three days, so I guess people are fucking animals everywhere.

>>5546319
Lies.
I've been to Europe, including the UK repeatedly. I get laid almost everytime too, its because European girls just assume Americans are rich. Im not, by any means, but I try to play the part.

>>5546324
You do realize it was brits who cast the first stone, and did almost all the pissing, right?
no, of course not, hypocrisy is a national prerogative for you guys.

>>5546336
>You do realize it was brits who cast the first stone
You do realise we're posting in a thread dedicated to attacking the UK/europe?

I know you're not the sharpest tool in the box but come on now

>>5546324
>2014
>still mad that you lost the American colonies.

>>5546339
>ITT: Name some British dishes that Americans haven't heard of.
>thread attacking UK/Europe

>can't even read

I might be dull, but you are clearly retarded. I mean, seriously, how the fuck are you this retarded.

>>5546328
mfw that story

>that one militant canadian 2 weeks ago though...
>yfw the police raped his friend
i would do that.

>>5546339
since when? all i saw was normal posts then you brits decided to start wagging your dicks about like a bunch of children frantically trying to inflate your ego so you dont drown.

>>5546342
and the sport you "invented"

>its like you want to forget how the world cup is the congregation of the greatest soccer players
and you are gone

yup its called soccer salad cream

>>5546349
right, because one man represents the entire populace.
how the fuck are you people this retarded?

I mean shit, i hope you idiots don't compare all americans to Dorner, or that woman hating Roger faggot.

>>5546349
>>that one militant canadian
>one
Name another, that ever existed in Canadian history.

>>5546357
don't speak about the supreme gentleman that way

>>5546356
>caring this much about sports
you must be a shallow, empty person.

>>5546359
I hate that guy, not for what he did or who he is, but because he makes all gun owners look bad.

>>5546358
i would do that
im not an apologizing canadian though

>>5546356
>/ck/
>not /sp/

If youre going to try and puff up that ego you should trying doing it with something that matters.

>>5546328
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Vancouver_Stanley_Cup_riot

>4 stabbed, 140 injured
Don't let them fool you anon, they're just lulling you into a false sense of security. Watch your back up in them freezing wastes.

>>5546332
Americans riot for sports, at least *ahem* certain sections of the population who might be predisposed to like basketball.

The actual point is, the characterisation of football hooliganism in the UK as a national epidemic is outdated, and what there is is certainly not exceptional in international terms. In trying to include other causes you're just shifting the goal posts on your previous statement. And you don't want to shift the goal posts anon, you'll start a riot.

>>5546364
shifting the goal posts is what the amerifags have been doing throughout the entire argument

>>5546364
Whoa now, don't ever call those darkskinned cretins Americans. They are "african-American", we had to create a word to differentiate them from the rest of us. We will claim Niel Degrasse Tyson though.

>>5546367
Its because you dont seem to understand how fucking hypocritical you are, so we try and point it out to you. You are completely ignorant though, and probably quite young.

>>5546364
>>5546332

Sorry didn't read your last point properly. Completely agree, people everywhere are animals.

Except in Uruguay, where they're vampires.

>>5546367
>brits fling shit throughout thread
>ITS THE AMERIFAGS I SWEAR ON ME MUM

yeah ok

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with British people? I wake up hoping to get some ideas for breakfast on /ck/ and the first thing I see is you fucking imperials bitching on and on and making complete asses of yourself, again. I know you guys are confrontational and violent by nature, but c'mon. This is ridiculous.

>>5546370
People are people. I never got why people try to gain some sense of superiority of others, luck and circumstance make up more of this world that the efforts of man ever will, so why take credit for shit that has nothing to do with you?

>>5546360
stay mad... cookingly though
>if you could eat this instead of salad cream and "bangers and mash" you would

>yfw your meatpies are burgers and you realize obesity is widespread in the bonglands

>>5546375

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with Americans? I wake up hoping to get some ideas for breakfast on /ck/ and the first thing I see is you fucking imperials bitching on and on and making complete asses of yourself, again. I know you guys are confrontational and violent by nature, but c'mon. This is ridiculous.

>>5546364
Wow, i didnt think the canadians could be so....American. Well, maybe not American. Not enough shootings.

>>5546378
>pathetic
sure thing sweetie.

>this level of American insecurity

>>5546369

I'd suggest you also snap up James Earl Jones, at least while he's still around

Everyone in this thread, on both sides, keeps trying to say 'we both do that, but your side is worse cos you don't admit it'. Can't we all just admit we're all hypocritical nationalistic morons and get on with the real business of starting on the Aussies who do all the real shitposting?

>lgtss
>fairy bread

>>5546380
no seriously, you brits are way worse than any other american. we get american tourists here all the time and other than being a little fat they tend to be nice people, not like you imperial bastards though. all of you are complete cunts and you havent done jack shit for the world in ages yet you still seem to think you're relevant.
protip, the UK is the hipster of europe, and no one thinks you're cool.

>>5546383
>this level of British insecurity

oh look, more hypocrisy.

>>5546384
I've been admitting to American faggotry this whole time. But trying to get your countryman from acting like a hypocritical ass is proving to be impossible, even after he claimed he was leaving. He's like a fucking fat chick that follows you around at the party hoping you'll pay attention to her when all you really want to do is get shitfaced on someone elses dime.

>>5546385
nobody cares what you think, you obviously australian faggot

americans > cockroaches > pieces of dogshit > australians

>>5546381
>being this mad at reality
>2002

nice rebbutal though

>Americans reaching this level of madness over a thread about the UK

>>5546389
Canadian here, but great way to show your class and value.
Seriously, you are a pathetic waste of life. How did you get to be so pathetic and emotionally damaged? Do you really need to flaunt your nationalism just to get your dick hard?

>>5546390
You really aren't worth putting out effort for, you make a valid point or do something besides flagellate I might care more.
>still pathetic

>>5546391
>Brits being so pathetic they need to attentionwhore and troll

You do realize that we have a board for this?
Its called /b/

good god brits are fucking whiny trolls.
show some fucking stoicism you cunts

>>5546395
>Americans embarrassing themselves further

>>5546392
>pretend to not be australian
>gets mad anyway

>>5546399
>MFW Im the Canadian

So typical. Tryhard faggots can't even troll properly.

>>5546394
sooo mad
>its like you remembered that we are better than you in your only relevant sport

Cottage/Shepherd's pie. Classic UK/Irish dish. Nobody from the US that I've ever met knows what it is, and I've cooked it myself.

>>5546401
>Americans being nationalist on an animu food board

>>5546402
>Implying I sport
Do brits actually care about this that much or are you just grasping for shit to brag about? Here in the states soccer barely gets any attention, people care about American football and baseball way more. Not me personally, I think trying to live vicariously through the actions of others I see on tv is pathetic, which is probably why it suits you, but seriously, it this really a national passion for you guys?

>Americans replying to each other angrily because they're too retarded to realise who they're speaking to

>>5546409
>brits being nationalistic while talking shit about Canadians, Americans, and Australians. Why not get New Zealand in there as well? Why not just bitch about all the former colonies?

FLAGS ON /ck/ WHEN?

This shit is getting ridiculous.

>>5546415
>Americans failing to greentext

>>5546410
are you retarded or just british?
pls rspnd guy who makes my trippfaggotry real
>impying this is my board.. but wow

>>5546413
>calling Canadians, and apparent Australians, Americans

>>5546415
brit here, i have no beef with NZ

australia on the other hand...

>>5546418
>still canadian

>Americans getting bitched the fuck out ITT
>#teamUK #teamEurope

>>5546422
>thinking there's a difference

>>5546423
well they have done better than you in the sport you supposedly invented.. i might be butthurt too if i wasnt a realist who accepted reality

>but fuck all that shit right?

>>5546423
American here, what the fuck is wrong with your countrymen?
Is this normal behavior in your country or is this just rampant trolling? I mean seriously, this guy is making claims and saying shit that no one in their right mind would believe.

>>5546428
You right cunt i'll gob in your kisser whilst me mum shats on your chest. dont fuck with me mate i wont have none of it!

>>5546372
>britfags fling shit everywhere since 1776
ftfy

>>5546427
In reality there isn't much of a difference between any of the anglo nations. But you're just desperate for attention and will say anything.

>>5546436
>But you're just desperate for attention and will say anything.

I think you've nailed it. The brit just wants someone to chat with. Must get pretty lonely when you're this fucked up.

>>5546404
shepherds pie is gross and I'm from Virginia
>England 0
>America 1776

>>5546436
>mere colonies thinking they have culture

>>5546432
trying this hard.. on a board where we arent retrads

>yfw this is your level of relevance

>>5546441
>desperate for attention
>will say anything

>>5546442
>retrads

oy you shitter i'll find you by christ i will and then your a dead fucking cunt you hear me? me best mate was born retraded and he's jjst fine, he's in parliament he is.

>mfw an American introduced himself as "quarter Irish, two thirds Montenegrin and one eighth Eskimo" near me

>>5546443
>he's still responding

>>5546440
Revolution: US-1 UK-0
1812: US-1 UK-1
WWI: US-2 UK-1
WWII: US-3 UK-1

final score
US - 3
UK - 1

None of this actually matters but I thought I'd join in on the nationalism and retarded pride.

>>5546442
>we arent retrads

>>5546445
mfw i realized long ago you were an american just being a nog of nogs

kudos anon

>>5546447
>not being 1/24th Irish, 4/99ths German, 200g of flour, 160° for 35 minutes

>>5546450
>>he's still responding
>even after he said he'd leave a long time ago

>>5546447
>MFW some brit slag tried to tell me she was cousin to royalty while i fucked her
Actually most of the british female i meet try to claim some sort of illustrious background when they think im rich.
I would assume American girls are the same though.

>>5546457
>he can't tell the difference between two different posters
>he's been replying to someone else for three quarters of an hour

>>5546456
tfw im legit 1/4 frances ..1/4 norwegian... 1/2 mexican

>feels good to be the green eyed aryan that enjoys dominating any sport he plays

>i enjoy american food btw

>>5546226
Genuine question, what kind of festivals are you referring to?

>>5546465
>gets called out
>lies
>still responding
>still desperate for attention
>still pathetic

>>5546466
I'm 1/2 dragon, 1/4 volcano, 100% canadian maplepowered awesomeness.

>>5543710
Served hot so you bite a hole in it and drink it like a juice-box.

>>5546466
>1/2 mexican

>>5546241
Alternatively: Americans have no heritage because their country is so young, so they need to desperately grasp at their great-grandfather's uncle coming from Germany.

>>5543822
>Of course the secret of their success
And that you can eat them with your hand. The pastry is the bowl, so to speak.

>>5546470
>lies
I haven't even said anything other than the sarcastic greentexts you're shitting yourself over.

>American 'education'

>>5546469
Tulip Festival for the local dutch, Oktoberfest for the Germans, Krollsprigge (or whatever the fuck its called) for the Norwiegans. Plus a few more than I've never attended.
There are also minor celebrations for Cinco De Mayo and South Korean Independence Day because of our Mexican and Korean communities. There are also "block parties" which are generally just large picnics within neighborhoods of the same background, sometimes there are several ethnic groups having multiple parties around town at the same time so you can just bounce around and enjoy the free eats.

>>5546476
>keep on responding
>so lonely
seriously dude, do you need someone to talk to? About anything. Whatever it is that makes you act this way we can talk about, I have some free time.

>>5546461

You should have come to the UK around 2006 when that Kanye song 'American Boy' was big. You would have been waist deep in mediocre clunge. Seriously, if Elliot Rogers was around then, lives could have been saved

>>5546478
>attempting to comfort the asshole whos trolling him

You are so fucking canadian it hurts.

>>5546478
If you didn't keep responding I wouldn't have so much to laugh at.

>>5546480
Dude you ever want to score some American tail just pretend to be lost on a college campus and then ask to be shown around. The local females eat it up. Even the asian dudes get play. I think its just the thrill of something new.

>>5546477
Thanks!

>>5546480
>You should have come to the UK around 2006 when that Kanye song 'American Boy' was big. You would have been waist deep in mediocre clunge.
Lol, no he wouldn't

>>5546475

Indeed. Portability, versatility and, if we're honest, the ability to conceal cheap ingredients.

>>5546456
you motherfucker, i just blew snot everywhere

>>5546484
Hey its ok bro, you dont need to act tough here. No one knows who you are, their judgements don't affect you if you dont let them. Just let it all out, whats bothering you? No judgement here, just advice.

>>5546481
In my experience assholes just need someone to be nice to them, and they stop putting up the tough front.

>>5546488
>2006
>was in the UK
>got tail
>didn't even know Kanye visited

Fuck Kanye
I'll get pussy without that shit "artist".

>>5546487
Keine probleme

>>5546493
>he continues to reply
>he's too incensed about what someone thinks of the US to let it go

>>5546500
>still canadian
its ok bro. you dont need to keep all that anger inside. it will end up ruining you. you can keep putting up this front if you want but we can see through it, you dont hide yourself well enough. and you shouldnt, youre perfectly fine the way you are, you dont need to act out to get attention. A polite introduction and some friendly conversation can get your pretty far.

>>5546493
He's clearly underaged, probably socially awkward, and probably has an unpleasant life. I doubt you being nice to him is going to change a lifetime of fuckup and magically turn him into a decent person.

>>5546493
underrated post 481response brah

these are the reasons canada will always be top tier

>>5546500
I'm the American, or at least one of them, and I havent responded to you until now....

>>5546503
>canadians thinking they aren't American
>canadians demanding the last word in an argument on an animu food board

>>5546506
I'm upsetting the Canadian, let me do it in peace.

>>5546504
Im sure he's already a decent person, just going through some tough times. It happens to the best of us.

>>5546505
Up here we tend to value character and quality. Good people make better neighbors than assholes. I've met plenty of Americans who were perfectly decent as well, I dont know why that doesn't come through online.

What about the other way round? Excluding subcategories of American cuisine (Tex-Mex, soul, etc) what Murrican dishes can you think of that Britbongs won't have heard of?

>>5546508
Technically we are American, as we are from North America. We tend to just call ourselves canadian though, or some people up here like to claim French. You sure you don't want to talk? I'm a really good listener, or in this case reader. I assure you no one is going to mock you anymore. We're just here to help.

>>5546496
>"artist".
#rekt

>>5546510
Oh...ok....If thats how you get down I won't stop you.

>>5546512
If you say so. Here in the US we tend to take the "Blow it out your ass" stance on things.

ITT
>brits start a flame war
>americans get butthurt and confused
>a lone canadian decides to end it all with the power for friendship

I fucking love you /ck/.

>>5546525
Nah, he's just trying to get the last word in. This thread is a shit pit.

>>5546526
>implying you aren't
>oh hypocrisy

Americans aint never had a rubber biscuit.

>>5546530
Not anymore, it's dull.

>>5546519
disregard this faggot who somehow came from b/


canada is based
america as a whole is based including mexico
so is scandanavia
so is aussies and kiwis

>feels good to be not a yuropoor

>>5546519
Oh c'mon now, I've met many perfectly friendly Americans.

>>5546525
I prefer to think I'm ending it with understanding. Or at least attempted understanding, attempted because SOMEONE is still being a rowdy rooster.

>>5546526
Dude, c'mon. Just talk to me. Your anguish is obvious. What eating at you? Is it girl problems? School? Work? All of the above? Don't let temporary issues become permanent problems.

>>5546526
>Nah, he's just trying to get the last word in
who cares about getting the last word? i'm not sure if that's even a thing outside of stupid family arguments. Kinda funny that people are trying to find fault with some harmless canadian who's just trying to be nice and help someone.

>>5546534
>Not anymore
>still posting
yeah ok

Oh shit, now am I trying to get the last word? Oh god, I'm an American too!

holyfucktheworldisending

>>5546540
>who cares about getting the last word? i'm not sure if that's even a thing
you new here or something?

>>5546540
Yeah people usually don't know how to react to Canadian kindness. All the Americans I've met seemed to warm up to it fairly quickly and generally they act incredibly kind in return. Are people in the UK unused to this kind of friendly behavior? I've never actually met any British people irl.

>>5546544
You damn Americans and your world-ending!

>>5546540
People on 4chan are childish and petty and actually care about the last word.

>>5546551
>Are people in the UK unused to this kind of friendly behavior
well I can't speak for all Brits but it seems pretty normal to me. A few 4chan users aren't exactly a good representation of a whole country.

>>5546553
I think that's just immature teenagers in general, I'm sure there areplenty of them on 4chan.

>>5546575
The internet seems to be a repercussion free zone for children to vent their angst. I guess its better that they do it here as opposed to out in the real world.

>>5546551
>Are people in the UK unused to this kind of friendly behavior?
Depends largely on where in the UK you go. From what I've seen, people from here in the north of England, or the west country or Wales, tend to be pretty friendly.

You always get the occasional miserable sod wherever you go (especially in cities) but I'm told there are a lot more sour faces in London than anywhere else in Britain, and London tends to be where tourists go when they visit.

I wish more foreign visitors would come up to Yorkshire, there's more character in the people and landscape, and we're much friendlier.

>British dishes that Americans haven't heard of:
Have Americans heard of Pot Noodle? A lot of British foods I'm thinking of are common in the USA but with a different name. What we call "Flapjack" Americans call "Granola," for example.

>>5546575
My overwhelming friendliness can be a bit much I understand, but this is online, where my lack of respect for personal space doesnt have any real effect.

>>5546582
I'd love to visit London, but perhaps I'll go somewhere less tourist-filled.
Also, not American, but up here in Canada I've seen Pot Noodle. Assuming you mean those little cups of microwaveable ramen.

>>5546582
Nope, never seen pot noodle here in the US, and I have been through every asian market in the area. Haven't visited the local British market yet though, I'll have to try it out. For some reason a small market specializing in British imports opened across town, wasn't aware of any brits in my area but I'm kinda excited to check it out.

>>5546582
Londoner here. I went to Yorkshire and people literally stopped dead in the street to turn and stare at me, just because I had a London accent. It was one of the most bizarre things I've ever encountered

I can't really comment on it being "more friendly", honestly it was about the same, just a lot more sheltered. It depends a lot on where you go in London too

>>5546589
Same here in the states. The attitude can change completely just by changing streets, and people tend to gawk at people with unfamiliar accents or appearances.

>>5545842
I'd eat it.

>>5546392
>Canadian
Yawn.

>>5546583
I think London has the obvious tourist attractions but somewhere like York is practically a museum in itself with the old architecture and stuff. There are some great museums there too.

Thing is, you probably will cause a stir with your accent if you go somewhere that doesn't get many visitors from abroad, as opposed to London where you'll just be another transatlantic visitor.

If you go up north and a re Canadian, wear a Canadian flag or something, you'll be better received by some of the less enlightened locals than if they thought you were American.

>>5546663
I'm not him but I'd love to know where you're from that makes you so special.

>>5546071
How do you fuck up opening a tin that badly?

>>5546204
What, like Syria?

>>5546231
>they instigate something
>In an American Britain hate thread
>Americans are this deluded

Crannachan