/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5540887
nuked leftover mcdonalds

protip: warm it up flipped upside down

Had a Caesar salad with smoked salmon and shrimps.
Also pic related as a dessert.

Vodka and soda.

>>5540887
Sadness and Tears

>>5540887
what is that

a"teakum" sandwich (hey, they were on sale
$2.99/ for six) and some iced tea, ok a beer, last one,while making tuna salad for supper ( watermelon and plums for desert) too damn hot to cook much 90.f at 3 pm plus tea is good brewed and cooled and no sugar.

>>5540887
>cup noodles

I really fucking hope you didn't eat that.

>>5540921
its ramen. you can tell the op is some pretentious weaboo wannabe faggot because of the gay chopsticks and spoon us the faggy dole drink

It's always hilarious to see someone try to make ramen anything but shit. 0/10, depressing meal, OP. Get a job and stop eating that trash.

>>5540945
sorry forgot image they are really pretty bad for you but good tasting one of those horrifying terrible secrets like potted meat, canned fruit salad and spam sells out every week I can't be the only one. jello, nanner pudding (you put fresh pineapple in jello it wil never set like wise green bananass wont ripen in the fridge and if your taters onions or kids have sprouts, might be time to kick them out.for a while. maybe.I myself am perfect yeah ,right you former vacuam salesman ( 30 years hence and still can't spell it).steakum arenot bad but not geat and really expensive if not on sale.

>>5540955
>People liking what I don't like makes me very angry

strawberry shortcake for dessert

>>5540887

the strawberry shortcake looks dank

>>5541143
>>5541148

thats a lot of fucking food, do you normally have meals this big?

>>5541605
this was my breakfast/lunch and haven't had anything else to eat

I'm drinking now and will either pass out and go to bed or get real hungry and binge before passing out

>>5541170

you dun goofed, should have gone with the spicy chicken.

>>5541630
teriaki master race

>>5541627
are you huge? I ate and drank like that for a couple years and got fat as fuck. finally lost all the weight last year but I'm still careful about how I eat. that whole meal would last me about two days.

>>5541648
I'm a big guy

>>5541655
lel.

getting the inevitable out of the way with my pic.

>>5541143
thats 4 meals you fat fuck

>>5541696
it was one meal for me

>>5540955
Shin Ramyun cooked on the stove. It was delicious.

>>5541750
no, thats 4 meals for any human being. youre a fat fuck

>>5540887
>no cheese

otherwise breddy good

>>5541773
1. I'm human
2. I ate it all

check mate

>>5541789
It's a massive amount of calories to consume in one sitting dude. Just wow. What is it exactly? I think I'm seeing a hamburger, a hot dog - both with loads of trimmings, a big slice of pizza, and a fillet of...either fish or chicken with some mushrooms.

Oh and that cake, schweeeeet.

>>5540887
are you eating your lunch in a voting booth?

>>5541783
I know, I usually put processed cheese in mine like a pleb but it was fine without

>>5542796
yes

>>5542787

i didn't realize exactly how easy it is for the majority of 4chan to get trolled by tripfags, but i am snickering

>>5542787
the black plate is swordfish with butter and lemon juice

>>5543496
Oddly enough, what really catches my interest in that spread is the three mushrooms.

>>5541143
>that huge amount of mustard and relish on the hot dog
you may as well just eat it off a spoon

>>5541148
>>5541143
>fuckload of food
>doesn't even wash the dishes as evidenced by paper plates
Have you given up on life?

>>5541143

Don't care about how much you eat, but paper plates? Man save some for the fuckin rain forest.

Fried chicken skin, rice, and orange juice.

>>5540887
An adderall.

Spiral mac n cheese with a poorly cooked hot dog inside a flour tortilla topped with sirachi

>>5541773

It is not 4 meals. its maybe 3. Maybe. Wanna count the calories with me?

Average adult human male, we will say needs 2k calories a day, just to live and stand up and sit down and walk a bit.

Lets be generous

>3 x Mushrooms, Calories 21
>Pork Chop w/ semen, Calories 230

Plate 1 Total 251 Calories

> 1/6 a three meat Dellissio pizza, Calories 330

TinFoil plate Total 330 Calories

>2 Medium pickles, 16 Calories
>Lettuce, Tomato, mustard, onion, say 30 Calories
>cheese slice, 100 Calories
>Buns, 300 Calories
>Relish, (maybe ketchup) 100 Calories
>Hotdog, 120 Calories
>Burger 200 Calories

Plate 3 Total 866 Calories

Total Calories in picture excluding soda 1447 Calories.


#rekt

>>5545326

And correction, apparently its sword fish and lemon, not porkchops and semen.

>>5545116
I made a whole tinfoil pouch of them but 3 fit nice on the plate

they were baby bellas btw

>>5545124
I do this sometimes for a snack at night time if I don't want to eat a ton of food

>>5545135
>>5545279
sorry but I was too full to do dishes after my meal

>>5545308
I would have given a 6/10 but you loose 2 points for sirracha

>>5545326
>>5545329
kek

>>5540887
Haven't made lunch yet. But, it'll probably be chicken salad sandwiches, because I have a bunch of leftover grilled chicken.

someone brought a carafe of coffee to class so I guess that's what I'll be having

>tfw in uni class an hour from home and I have to leave too early to make food

>>5540887
probably a turkey sammich and cottage cheese.

>>5540902

läski :D:D:D:D:DD

>>5541143
>>5541148

GODAMMIT, Rummy. Srs'ly did you black out again and forget to eat for a few days while you were on your last bender?

>>5540887
Recipe OP? That looks fucking delicious, I have the exact same lunch box as you.