/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5522088
you're supposed to create a consumme from them

>>5522088
Which one did you eat?

>>5522088
>how the fuck do people eat these things?
I have no fucking idea. They are terrible. But people gobble up all kinds of terrible shit. Just walk through the supermarket and look at all the bags and boxes of terrible stuff. More than half the stuff there is garbage, but people buy it and eat it.

Ever had Funyuns? They're even worse than Doritos.

>>5522158
fuck you

>>5522088
IDK, I think they're digusting as well. And, for fuck's sake, don't make the mistake of ever eating a Doritos Locos taco from Taco Bell. The staggering amount of salt and seasoning on them nearly made me throw up.

>>5522158

You some kind of faggot boy??

>>5522158
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>5522158
Get the FUCK out. Funyuns are one of the two redeeming "snack foods", the other, of course, being Munchos. (pic so related)

>>5522171
>>5522174
>>5522193
So you're the guys who eat that shit? I bet you drink soda while dunking the crusts from your ham and pineapple pizza in ranch dressing, too.

>>5522225
>not liking ranch
>not liking hawaaiin pizza

quit lumping in your bad taste with processed garbage

>>5522088
You just shit on the America flag, friend.

>>5522225
Fucking pleb, stop projecting.
I love Funyuns, and I don't even drink soda, nor eat ranch dressing, ever. So take your juvenile assumptions and shove them straight up your gaping twat.

>>5522235
>I love Funyuns, and I don't even drink soda, nor eat ranch dressing, ever.
Right. I bet you're a grill, too.

>>5522088
>I don't like junk food
>better make a thread about it

Do you want a medal?

>>5522235
>stop projecting

How about you go fuck yourself? Preferably with something long and sharp.

>>5522268
>still projecting

Take that big black cock out of your ass for just one second......

>>5522252
A grill? No. But if I were, I'd be a New Braunfels Smoker.
Now, STFU you heathen.

>>5522193
>not including bugles

>>5522375
Bugles are only good for putting on your fingertips like witchy fingers, or filling with Easy Cheese. Unfortunately, I'm too old for either of those now (well, maybe not putting on my fingertips. :) Which is why I didn't include them.

>>5522385
I can only do it on my pinkies.

Scared the fuck out of a coworker tapping on her neck with one though. Managed to sneak completely around her and get into the empty corner of the room and do it.

She won't watch horror movies but she loves when I do the creepy butler thing and suddenly appear next to her.

>>5522088
This is important, OP: were they normal Doritos, spicy Doritos, or Cool Ranch Doritos?

Say whatever you want about the other ones, but I'll gut the motherfucker who besmirches my Cool Ranch.

>>5522416
>I'll gut the motherfucker who besmirches my Cool Ranch.
I can't fathom the level of failure at life that brought you to the moment of typing this.

>>5522446
>being this mad about your pleb tastebuds that can't appreciate ambrosia

>>5522158
U avin a giggle u stupid cunt?

>>5522099
Kek

>>5522169
You're a little bitch with fucking fairy taste buds. The doritos taco is delicious and so is everything else from taco bell, stay mad

>>5522268
Wow you're edgy

>>5522446
Stop trying so hard

>>5522489
>says the faggot with burnt out tastebuds.

Keep on eating literal shit, fag, and see how far it gets you.

>>5522088
>how the fuck do people eat these things?
childish taste my negro childish taste

I really like them. Especially Cool Ranch flavour.

A while ago I send a few bags to a friend in Croatia who couldn't buy them. And I think he liked them aswell but didn't think too much of it.

Honestly if you don't like them you are just a hipster. You can not like them, as in thinking they're amazing. But no way you can think they are disgusting.

>>5522518
>if you don't like artificially flavored generic corn chips with too much salt on them you're a hipster

>>5522527
Basicly. You are just trying to be someone, going in against the masses.

Ofcourse you could genuinly not like Doritos, but then you don't like crisps in general, or that flavour.

>>5522518
>Cool Ranch flavour.
>no way you can think they are disgusting.
They are disgusting. Not as disgusting as pic related, but disgusting nonetheless.

>>5522527
>artificially flavored generic corn chips
Too much salt is the only remotely legitimate complaint there, and then there's the fact that salt is addictive as fuck

Doritos are awesome OP. I only ever buy nacho cheese or cool ranch ones, any Dorito experts have a flavor recommendation? I used to like the guacamole ones best but I don't think they make those anymore.

>>5522580
No, the fake flavorings are repugnant.

>>5522577
The American ones might be worse than those in Europe.

>>5522570
kuk
nice failed meaning

>>5522583
turn up

>>5522577
>They are disgusting. Not as disgusting as pic related, but disgusting nonetheless.
>blue cheese combo

WTF!!!? Those are delicious.

>>5522570
You're right, I genuinely do not like Doritos. Never have, never will. I think they are disgusting. They are too thick, too salty, and don't taste right. They are the chips for people who seem to only enjoy strong, artificially flavored processed foods, which is probably one reason why you see so many people combining Doritos with Mountain Dew. One is one of the most awful sodas you can drink, and one is the worst chips you could eat. There's a very specific type of person that eats that stuff. They are not the majority.

>>5522586
They're perfectly fine.

>>5522587
I could believe it. All the American flavored shitty snack foods are not just overloaded with salt, but noticeably sweet, too. That really brings out the "off" taste of the artificial flavors (and shitty natural ones, like dehydrated onion and whey).

>>5522599
Sure, for someone with the taste buds of an obese 12 year old.

>>5522613
Or for anyone with taste buds at all.

>>5522597
I'd never eat my Doritoes without having some water with me to wash it away. I only drink water in the first place.

>>5522615
Nope. People with good taste don't eat that shit.

>>5522597
you sound mad. and fat. man up pussy.

>>5522613
I have very fine taste buds myself. Being able to taste things other people can't.

But I think because fo that I like food made for the masses more. Cause they don't have too strong of a flavour. I don't like cheese and meat for this reason except it being processed in a dish.

>>5522622
People with good taste can eat any food they want.

>>5522627
Huuuurduuurrrr
Seriously, do you even attempt to use your brain before you start typing? What are you, 9 years old? Grow the fuck up.

>>5522628
That's......just ass backwards. So, you don't like food, you like artificial food flavorings. That's sad.

>>5522632
No, thoughtless eating machines eat any food they want. There's no discerning of taste or quality.

>>5522088

Boateng is a beast he'll be of great value.

>>5522653

>>5522653
That price though.. You could get 3 full bags of nacho cheese with that.

Sloppy Joe chips for the win!

>>5522645
Can't change what I like I guess?

But I do like real food. I just like artificial food aswell. Nothing wrong with that is it.

And besides Dortioes I dont really eat much sweet food due my diabetes.

>>5522597
>Doritos with Mountain Dew. One is one of the most awful sodas you can drink, and one is the worst chips you could eat. There's a very specific type of person that eats that stuff.
White male between the ages of 12 and 19, raised on chicken nuggets and vidya, thinks Sriracha sauce is hipster, never kissed a girl, chip on his shoulder.

>>5522500
Stop eating hipster food and eat McDonald's like a normal person

>>5522691
iss it a dorito?

>>5522691
also chubby

>>5522577
Stop being an autistic fuccboi. Both cool ranch doritos and combos are delicious. Stop being an autistic foodie cunt

>>5522586
Stop being a hipster. Like Frito's hipster

>>5522711
I bet you think these are delicious, too.

>>5522725
Pringles would never have gotten popular without their shape or can. They are an insult to the noble potato chip.

>>5522158
>all of these teenagers and neckbeards defending these shit chips. They're too fucking hard to chew. You cant chew quietly. And you have to shove a shitton in your mouth to get any actual flavor. Now flaming hot Funyuns are a different story.

>>5522725
they are.

>>5522230
wow he got you good, shit tasted faggot
contain your autism somewhere else

>>5522759

>too hard to chew
>cant chew quietly

What are you some kind of wimp

>>5522805
>chewing quietly because he's afraid of what people might think of him
if anything, you're the manlet wimp here

>>5522158
piss off frenchie, at least we have supermarkets and enough money to buy things from them and don't have to deal with the socialist eu commune place that you use your eu commie credits to obtain stuff from

>>5522903
>we have money
>that's why we buy piss-tier poorass snacks that taste like garbage
15 year old detected

OP here, they were cool ranch

It's not just the flavor either, they're so crumbly and powdery inside your mouth, yuckers

>>5522759
>too hard to chew
>can't chew quietly
>shoving a shit ton in your mouth

Look, I know you're used to working silently at the glory hole wall, but eating chips isn't the same as sucking cock. Try sucking less cock and getting out more.