/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That looks like a bunch of pre-made shit from the Whole Foods buffet, and a shitty franchise ham, probably from Honey Baked Hams.

I eat Whole Foods buffet when I'm completely overwhelmed at work, the good restaurants are already closed, and can't be bothered to cook anything decent. It's one of the most depressing meals imaginable.

Does anyone in your family actually know how to cook?

My mom worked really hard on this :(

You're mean I'm going back to 9gag and Digg.

>>5519606
That looks like shit.
I hope you grow up some day and be able to afford decent food.

>>5519606
Whose funeral was that?

Fuck off back to /b/, underaged newfaggot

>>5519606
what is the pie thing with the tomatoes

>>5519606
Elliot Rodger is that you?

>>5519606
>Dinner's ready fag, turn off the computer now Poor people be damned
>I'm the supreme gentleman, why am I so alone

>>5519606
0/10 failing to troll people with a picture of funeral food.

RIP in peace, OP's granny.

>>5519606

What a magnificent supreme meal.

Also, that lady's jacket-shirt kinda matches the texture of the hot pad with the boiled pressed poop on it.

deep dish pizza with figs? wut

>>5519606
>I eat like this everyday,
no you dont. that is a xmas feast

>>5520074
>deep dish pizza with figs? wut
>deep dish pizza
holy shit, stop it you're killin me

lol, OP really knows how to piss off poor people.

>>5519606
Stop being a jerk

>>5519606
>no cheese burgers

>>5520146
>Tries to piss off poor people
>by eating pizza
Nah, aint even perturbed

>>5519606
I feel sorry for you.
You've failed to troll /ck/ the easiest board to troll by far.

>>5519606
>Suck it poors
>Lady wearing leaves for clothes


Okay, OP

I hope you guys know that op is samefagging....

>>5520200
I hope you know that rich people eat frozen pizza and rainbow carrots EVERY DAY

>>5520206

>>5519606
>mfw OP spent his entire paycheck to make a nice dinner for his parents, in his little tiny apartment, to make up for that fact he's such a fuck up.

>>5520219
op please stop....

>>5519606
Reminds me of the first time I had my parents over for a nice dinner, when I was like, 22, and lived in a small apartment by the university.

>>5519618
>implying you know how to cook

>>5519606
You sound like a spoiled brat. too bad your closet-faggot parents didn't abort you. or at least a miscarriage.

>>5519606
WTF is that abomination at 5 o'clock?!? Is that a fucking fig quiche?!? Hideous.....

I hat prime cut ribeye and boiled 2 live lobsters. I also did a spinach and kale salad with real bacon bits with strawberry garlic vinaigrette. baked potatoes also.

>>5522008
>hot sauce on the table
> impressed by shit tier crustacians

All we need here is appletinis and leaving the tags on your clothes and we'd have enough pleb to put the class system out of business permanently

>>5522306
And your point is?

>>5522008
Your plates are hideous.

>>5522992
Take Martha Stewarts cock out of you ass and stop being a faggot.

>>5523000
Eh?

Food looks best on undercoated, white plates.

Yours are fucking ugly and makes the food look worse.

>>5523050
id say different plates for different dishes though his are hideous

Sup syn?

>>5523000
>>5523050
Trips means you are a faggot. Quit staring at your food and fucking eat.