/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There's literally no reason these should be as good as they are. I feel that Nabisco has discovered the Higgs boson of processed baked goods.

When it comes to Little Debbie, it's Oatmeal Creme Pies, or go the fuck home.

As in horrible for you?

>>5512721
either or

most people ive talked to said the lil deb brownies suck

i love them though

If you keep eating them, you don't feel the burn. Kind of makes you just want to keep eating more.

>>5512741
i'll hurt you m8

>>5512721
oh god i love these

Dairy Queen Blizzards. Changed my diet and have been going completely clean for five days now. Already going stir-crazy. Want one of these, but just look at the "nutrition" facts.

>>5512697
>oatmeal creme pies

>>5512784
GOAT Little Debbie snack.

>>5512697
>>5512697
I'm eating mostly air popped popcorn, rice,vegetables and chicken breast now. Haven't ate these in years but i remember the good times. I know i'm horrible.

>>5512776
Those are good. I like these salt and vinegar ones.

>>5512784
I haven't been able to eat one of these after I found out about creampies

>>5512816
Oh haha.

>>5512804
Maybe the jalapeno ones are okay, but whenever I saw my friend eat the normal ones I would gag. I dunno how he could stand it

I can't help but buy these if I see them. Fucking love the chipotle ones.

>>5512697

nothin horrible about lil debbie that bitch knows how to make some dank ass shit

>>5512826
What are those? I've never seen but would like to try.

>>5512839
>What are those? I've never seen but would like to try.
It's like a pretty addictive 4 flavor combo of cheetos. The green ones are jalapeno and my personal favorite. They're not flamin' hot, just deliciously peppery and cheesy.

>>5512819
awww fuggg

>>5512813
>>5512776

cracklins are legit

>mfw there's 100 places to get fresh, hot cracklins near me.

Now that I have a job, these things tempt me so hard every time I walk by the bakery isle.

CURSE YOU SAFEWAY

>>5512721
I have a strong weakness for these cookies.

I try not to eat bad food, but if these little fuckers are at a party, I almost literally can't stop eating them. They're like a curse, if you eat one, you have to eat them all.

>>5512878
What would happen if you ground up pork rinds into a powder, then used that in place of flour?

>>5512885

What are those? Biscuits with chocolate on top?

>>5512892

Your arteries would enter the eleventh hour, and you'll soon meet a higher power

so bad but so good

>>5512892

It doesn't have the binding properties of flour, so that wouldn't work.

Instead of breadcrumbs on the other hand..

>>5512909
Ah, there we go. Use it as a breading for fried food...

>>5512894
Shortbread with chocolate on top. The chocolate is hard, so it's a weird texture combination IMO, but damn are they good

>>5512931
Is that some kind of donut with a layer of vaseline on it?

>>5512934
Jaffa cakes. They're like miniature cakes with dark chocolate and orange gel

>>5512784
BRUH

>>5512961
I'm sorry, Anon, but I couldn't help but notice you accidently posted a Caramel cadbury cream egg, instead of the GOAT kind.

It's an honest mistake. Pic related.

>>5512916
>deep fried porkchop covered in eggs and pork rinds

this is how we kill the niggers

>>5512968
I like both. Even the rectanglar bar shaped creme egg

>>5512968
>Why is there semen in my cabury egg?

>>5512976
Where else would the Easter Bunny put it?

>>5512978
Easter Bunny came out with a new type of candy, the chocolate onahole.

>>5512981
That would probably sell pretty well.

These are like the Mexican equivalent of Wonka's Nerds.

If I had a package like this, I would eat them all. Oh god, they are so delicious.

>>5512961
I hate caramel so much. Nasty shit.
And that shell... far from chocolate.

One of the worst candies of all time right there.

>>5513010
You like rats fed by oreos?

>>5513010
That's not rat....that's the Martian Manhunter!

chocolate cigarettes

>>5512973
Whats wrong with eggs?

>>5513020
Oh man I miss these things

Right into the nostalgia

>>5513016

>>5513028
Cholesterol.

>>5512710

Those are succulent! I really don't like soda (too sweet) but I think root beer is decent, so I was already partial. WHen my ma told them they made thim in cookies as root beer float flavor, I that absolutely disgusting, but I caught myself sneaking one after the other. I just wanna meet the person that came up with these and see the smug look of success after going through all the shit his colleagues probably gave him!

>>5513037
You know the only thing that directly increases bad cholesterol is saturated fat and dietary cholesterol has no affect on bad cholesterol levels in your body. There are studies that even show people's LDL (bad cholesterol) dropping after eating 2-4 eggs a day for a couple months. Duh if you overdue eggs eating like more than a dozen a day you will probably get sick from the saturated fat in the eggs combined with saturated fat from other foods you eat.

>>5513034
that is adorable

>>5512697
pic reminded me of a thread on /tg/

>>5513020

;_;

>>5513105
That fact that Mr.Peanut sells other people of his race to be eaten by giants always kind of creeped me out.

>>5513110
he's not even self-aware, just a biological machine driven by pure instinct. He has no qualia.

>>5513110
because youre a fucking retard

>>5513105
Why aren't these still a thing? Everybody loved them and everybody who used to love them wants some.

>>5513076
>tfw rats rarely live to age 2

>>5513117
The cheese balls were pretty popular too, I was reminiscing about them with a snack food delivery man the other day.

>>5512697
>>5512908
>>5512784
>>5512968
Yes.

Fuck me I'm hungry.

>>5513117

pbmax and pizzarias were good too

>>5513139
ment to quote >>5513125

>>5513079
ahahahha 14/10

>>5513125
planters cheese balls were based as fuck. The only time my folk got either the cheese balls or the p.b. crisps were when we went to the beach for a day or weekend, it was a special occasion thing. I want to fucking fry on the beach snacking on planters cheese balls and p.b. crisps, just one more time.

>>5512751
What's the difference between Chester's and Cheetos?

>>5513170
Slightly different texture for some reason and they are shaped differently. The hot fries have a texture more like puffs, and I like the crunchier cheetohs. My favorite snack too by the way, been eating them like once a week sinc eI was 14.

I got this as a joke present but I genuinely liked it

>>5513182
D-does it taste like real cock?

>>5513182
I'm only 2 inches away from finding out. Need to get more flexible...

>>5513187
Regular stretching, losing some tummy fat, and taking a warm bath to loosen up before trying should help. Also wearing something to keep things hard while upside down (assuming you're using the plow position).

Klondike bar

>>5513191
really dude? come on.

>>5513194
Yes, and was that partial innuendo intentional?

>>5513195
bazinga

>>5513198
You guys deep fry anything.

>>5513205
We sure do Skip.

australian snack

>>5513182
4chan will always get you hooked on the cock, That's what it exists to do

>>5512842
>>5512826
this

so fucking good, i can't even. Get them once every couple months for munchies

stick to teeth like a motherfucker though

>>5513215
matha fackin chiko roll cunt

These sons a bitches

>>5513456
They're not even 'that' good, but I can't stop eating them

>>5513170
It's just a play on brand recognition by Frito LA to make it resemble Andy Capp's hot fries.

>>5512721
Their key lime sugar cookies are damn tasty.

>>5513074

>You know the only thing that directly increases bad cholesterol is saturated fat

Which eggs have

>and dietary cholesterol has no affect on bad cholesterol levels in your bod

Incorrect. It doesn't affect it as much as saturated fat, but it can still raise your cholesterol. Industry-funded studies typically downplay this by feeding eggs to people who are already on a high-cholesterol diet, at which point the extra cholesterol from the eggs is a diminishing return and it seems negligible. They also like to feed 1 or 2 eggs a day to people who are on a weight loss and exercise program, which naturally lowers cholesterol, and then use that to say eggs are fine. The Harvard Physicians study found that even 1 egg a day or less significantly increases your risk of heart related diseases. Have a video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNby8ongJsM&list=PL5TLzNi5fYd9Q4Lfm8Zw3afIWobMV7-iT

And here's a link to the article described in the video

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2989358/

>>5513215
hah very clever you are sir with your upside down picture
go boink a walaby before the dingo gets your baby by the barbi guvner

>>5512697

There is something cracklike about them. I mean, I've had honest to god amazing brownies made with some of the highest quality cocoa you could find....and yet I could easily polish off at least two boxes of these fuckers....seriously...crack laced or something.

>>5512697
my fucking nigger
these are the worst things ever but I love the shit out of them
Fuck, now I have to go buy some in the morning

b-bump

>>5512908
Yesssss. I get like 2 boxes when they first come out. Only time I eat Little Debbie is during Christmas Tree Cake time.

>>5512726
I dunno, man. That's all I had growing up. I prefer them to Hostess and the like.

These mutherfuckers are addictive.

>>5513457
You just described all Little Debbies snacks

This shit has no right being as nice as it is

>>5514443

I want to try this.

>>5514443
I wanted to try that, but they didn't have a bar version and I couldn't afford the big one

the crust is moist and crumbly covered in a thin sheet of semen. then they throw in a glob of sugar and what probably used to be fruit that only fills 1/3 of it.

10/10 buy just about every time i enter a gas station

>>5513020
as a child i used to whip them strait out of the packet and eat them without taking the paper off

>>5512721
One of the most shameful moments in my life involves these cookies.

I was about 8. I was a really 'husky' (fat) kid. I was eating one of these and my uncle was just staring me down. He was really 'concerned' (disappointed) in how fat I was, and I could see that even as a kid. I looked at my uncle and said, "You know, it's gonna be better for my health to only eat one of these." He agreed and I felt proud of myself that he was proud of me.

Not ten minutes later I had another cookie in my mouth. I had so little willpower I broke my promise in ten fucking minutes. My uncle looked at me, shook his head, and laughed. It was a silly thing a kid said to him, but to me, I was a failure.

I was so emotionally devastated inside, and I was such an emotional eater, that I scarfed that fucker down right in front of him to keep from crying on the spot.

I probably ate another one right after.

Fuck you, food.

>>5514443
generally not a big fan of cadbury's, but holy fuck their marvelous creations range are god tier.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>5514529
Is that a candy bar with jelly beans in it? Holy Jesus fuck I need that so bad.

>>5514542
yeah it is. it also had popping candy and little crispy bits. fucking perf

>>5514523
you sound like a little bitch or a woman
not your fucking personal blog, bitch.

>>5514508
>yfw the last 3 times i bought some they were moldy
kill me now

>>5514579
thats a damn shame anon

Buy these all the goddamn time.

Little Debbie >>>>> Hostess.

>>5514418
These were fucking delicious when I was a kid!!! Now they just taste like salt! :/

Anytime I start eating a bag I have to finish the whole thing. It is one of my few food weaknesses.

>>5512784
Man, I haven't been able to eat these since my great-grandma died. These were like...her staple food. She'd buy them 4 or 5 boxes at a time, and hand them out to all the grandkids. Now I'm craving them - they're fucking delicious.

>>5513141
i didn't think they were as good as regular doritos, but they were kind of fun to eat

>>5514335
i went through a jalapeno cheetos phase, but i always wanted them to have more of a kick so i switched back to flamin hots

>>5513166
wat

>>5512741
OH GOD YES. FUCCCCCCKKK I NEED THESE HERE IN CLAPISTAN SO BAD

>>5514832
whole soft shelled crabs snacks

>>5514532
It's the japapeno ones that do it for me.

>>5514532
It's the jalapeno ones that do it for me.

A lot of this stuff isn't horrible.

Anyway I found these today and holy shit.

This zebra is obviously on drugs.

>>5514905
god damn those fuckers are the bomb. I remember trading food in school with my friends for those.

>>5512775
On a related note, Brownie Motherfucking Earthquakes. I love those shits.

>>5514892
IS THIS A THING

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING

These babies on Thursdays in grade school.
RIP Hotdog Day

>>5512697
>500 calories per two squares

bump

>tfw my mom's a nutrition doctor and the only remotely junkfoody thing i've ever eaten in my entire life is this

fucking zebra cakes

so fucking good initially, but it's almost impossible to finish a box in one sitting, you'll feel as if you chugged a bag of sugar and flour

>>5517002
>finish a box in one sitting

better than chex mix. expect the bold ones

>>5517008
I'll do you one better.

>>5512816
>not making it better
>not fantasizing about the oatmeal cream pie your eating actually being a creampie from a girl or guy

i i weird

>>5517002

this one time me and my buddies were having a cook out and there was a box of those little debbie strawberry shortcake rolls so i started eating them.

then somebody said they didnt think i could eat the whole box. so i did. it was terrible.

>>5512784
/thread

>>5514508
>None of the convenience stores around me carry them anymore
It hurts to live.

>>5514508

So fucking derricious. I actually use them for resupply packages on long distance hikes when I ship my supplies ahead on the trail. Those fuckers are like 5-600 calories each of deep fried sugar crusted fat and provide the closest thing to a foodgasm when you've been hiking on the trail living off lentils and rice for 12 days.

>>5517021

fuuuuuuuckkk gooddddd why can't I not eat the whole goddam bag when I buy those things/???

>>5513094

You eat the paper?

>>5514418
You just brought up some long-forgotten memories from my childhood. Forgot these things even existed.

I can eat a whole package of these fuckers in 1 sitting.

>>5517008
>>5517021
when i was a kid i hated the rye chips. now i fucking love em.
same with dark chocolate

>>5517662
yeah i like those too...they're like 50 cents a package so they're hard to resist.

I like pulling the wafers apart.

>>5517631
those were candy cigarettes, not the chocolate ones

>>5517664
man i would milk the fuck out of that cow and im not talking about the butter one

>>5517662
the hispanic brands of these dulce de leche flavor are so good

>>5513141
I remember when they first came out they had some promotion at Rite Aid where you got to spin a wheel to win a prize.

My mom went up and we won a soccer ball.

>>5513076

I don't snack much but these are delicious. For some reason though it becomes difficult finding them during summer.

>>5514709
yers

>>5512934
Where are you from that you´ ve never seen a Jaffa cake? These things are everywhere, we even have them here in central Europe (under a difererent brand name, but it is principially the same thing.) I´m honestly sligthly surprised that it is possible for somebody not to know them.

>>5514709
Hnnng. I almost ordered a box of these fuckers from amazon.

It's too bad they dont make these anymore.

>>5518482
They're not a thing in the US outside of import/specialty stores, so most Americans wouldn't recognise them.

>>5514709
FUCK these things are good. They sell them in the vending at my University. I get them twice a week

>>5512931
you can get big ones too

bummp

>>5514532
This

>rarely eat junk foods
>bf realized it's the only junk food I eat when I allow myself
>he buys 4 little bags for me
>devour in 2 days
>we go to walmart
He's about to reach to get a big bag of hot Cheetos
>push him along to pass the chip isle
Saying "I'm gonna feel like shit if I eat it!"
>we don't get it
Yuss

I hardly get it because it's so damn bad for my body but it taste so damn good.

>>5519143
nobody cares about your boyfriend ITT unless youre talking about whether he likes eating your butthole out or not

>>5512697
No love for my nigga mr kipling?

>>5519298
Go back to r9k

>>5519487
*pushes you* I SAID BACK OFF

So good, all that flavor. Worth the tooth ache and colon evacuation.

>>5519718
Yeah Mexican candy is GOAT.

A shame you could only eat so many before your teeth starts to hurt.

It literally enhances everything that you eat along with it.

I'm not sure if it's considered horrible though, it's basically deepfried peas and assorted nuts.

>>5512885
Those look like buttholes

>>5518482
I've never had one or seen one in a store but I still know about them. Same way I know about irn bru but never had it or seen it. Just expand your food knowledge.

>>5514905
My fucking nigga. YES. I used to gorge on Zebra Cakes like crack when I was younger. All different sizes, everything. Not so much nowadays but they are still outright delicious.

>>5517662
>>5514614
>>5513456
>>5512784
My niggas.

>>5512908
Fofgot about these. Loved em as a kid. Love these more them the zebra cakes.

>>5520286
never understood why only 5 cakes per box

>>5513456
These are my weakness
I will eat a full box in day
Every time
Ive thought of cutting them up and putting them in pancakes

>>5513456
I want these so much.... can't find them anymore... omg these were the best!!!

>>5514418
Got a bunch of these last year in Canada. They are so incredible oh my god.

>>5512914
These crisps. Unreal.
They only seem to sell them in random corner shops so I have to go out of my way just to get them but they are so damn good. They used to be better though, they got casualised because "eww too greasy and the mustard burns my mouth".

fucking safeway

Gas station tuna salad sandwiches. Any of them. They're so shitty, but I fucking love them. I hate it.

chicharones and those tamarind candies

i suppose most people will love tamarind candies when they try it though and it isnt horrible. ive only met a handful of people who disliked it after eating it, most were intrigued and took more candy and said it was like nothing they ever tasted before

these spicy stick ones just make my mouth water looking at them

most you will see will be the ball candy though

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Tamarind_candy.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamarind

They don't make them like they used to...

>>5513552
>tfw I've eaten 3-5 eggs a day for years now and my total cholesterol levels are "amazing" according to my doc.

>>5521326
millimol?

>>5512697
I would always have these on me when I went out and eat them at the weirdest moments.
Would be jumping up and down on a club dance floor munching on these or sitting at the bar.

Cut down on the candy quite a bit though. Not sure if they count as "horrible snackfood" though but I guess they come pretty close.

>>5521336
Yeah, millimoles per liter. Americans afaik use milligrams per deciliter, so that 3,5 converts to 63.

Also, to stay relevant: picture relevant. I can go through a package of stroopwafels in one sitting. The good / bad thing about them is that I cant get them anywhere here in Finland. Not even Lidl has them.

>>5521339
Also anything with hazelnut chocolate in it. Kinderjoy, Nutella etc. I'm like a crack addict for chocolate and chips so I try to stay away from it because when I start I over indulge

>>5521341
>I cant get them anywhere here in Finland.
Really?
I live In Aussie suburbia and they're right there in the foreign section of my local supermarket.
I would have thought you could get them more easily there.

I have a weird obsession for all the Asian fish flavoured snacks in Asian supermarkets. You know the ones. The ones that make your room smell like a fish tank, taking a whiff of the bag makes your toes curl up and your thoughts become cloudy with the miasma.

Little baby dried fish, dried squid tentacles, crab crackers, little baby crabs, weird crackers, potato chips, rice crackers and popcorn.

If it has that stanky fish flavour, I'm down.

>>5521326
My levels are way better on an 80/10/10 fruitarian diet, and I'm on a cocktail of meds.

these are probably really bad for you, the honey mustard is like a neon yellow color and the cheese is a bright orange-almost cheeto-esque color.

they are so good

>>5512774
Great in sandwiches with cream cheese

>>5512914
I only knew one place that sold them but they stopped for whatever reason. I ended up buying an entire box from amazon

I could post some Lays chips, but they're still only chips.

These though.

These.

My sister bought a back of these yesterday, knowing she wasn't supposed to. I ate eleven of them, and in spite of the raging stomachache I still wanted more.

They're just... so chewy.

>>5512697
I found an old recipe for brownies that tastes almost exactly like these. I've been meaning to make them to try and make them more accurate again but I can't find where I put that fucking book. It was some old ass government issued cook book.

>>5519439
He does make an exceedingly good cake

>>5521293

Indeed. Ms Freshley's jelly filled honey buns used to be my favorite, but I've tried them again recently and they are all small and dry and barely have any jelly inside.

I used to live next to a laundromat when I was a kid and they had a vending machine so sometimes when I wanted a snack I would just go next door with some change to bring something back. I would get those and they would be all sticky and slimy from being soaked in honey, with melty frosting on the top and pools of jelly inside. They were so fucking amazing, but terrible for you. And now they suck and aren't very memorable anymore.

>>5512774
>>5521389
what did they do to you?

>>5512697
my girlfriends pussy

>>5521278
by "intrigued" you mean "trying not to insult your culture by spitting out your shit candy in front of you" I'm guessing

>>5522333
no they legitimately liked it

its a whole new flavor sensation. they wouldnt go back for more and ask me weeks later where i got it from and if i had anymore

tamarind hot wings are good too
bobby flay made them apart of his recipes after losing the hot wing battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7jjxktBU9Oc#t=259
(skip to 4;19)

his new chicken wing recipe

http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/tamarind-glazed-chicken-wings-0203101.html

not that i like bobby flay or anything

just that tamarind is really good


its seriously one of my favorite things in the world. its hard to describe but its like tangy and sweet and sour and deep and floral/fruity all at once. my mouth is salivating just thinking about it

I love the christmas tin popcorn bucket

>>5521278
Its Mexican Pocky?

>>5522466
would you happen to be lloyd braun

Fucking these. Can easily down a whole bag of these and a nice tall glass of milk

>>5523029
no why

>>5522607
no the yellow stick is just plastic

>>5523096

You can tell you're in for a treat when the price is printed on the bag and the word adjective follows the dollar amount.

>>5514709
I got the buffalo version of those, the first few were nice but then they just made me sick

>>5523096
milk is more disgusting than those

LIQUOR

>>5514418
I get a few boxes every year. Great with a nice sandwich on a cool fall afternoon

>>5521377
The rhy chips everybody loves in Gordettos are extremely unhealthy for you, and most recommend switching to those exact chips, the sourdough nibblers, everything else will kill you.

>>5512826
If they sold the jalapeno ones by themselves (or the chipotle ones) i'd buy a truckload.

>>5512902
pork butt sammich?

>>5512939
>Jaffa cakes
>Jaffa

>>5513105
Possibly the greatest snack food of this entire thread. Humanity will never be the same for having lost these.

>>5527270
It's pronouned YAFFO in Hebrew

>>5527270
>>5527270

>>5527323
Well that ruins the fun

>>5517002

>>5512974
D-do we have those in America?

I've never seen anything like that. I want to see something like that. For the sake of my health, I shouldn't want to, but I do.

>>5530800
not that special (but easier to store)

Lrn 2 b Canadian

>>5520484
FUCK YES

>>5530912
>pepsi

>>5512939
I've never even heard of them and I live in the Southern USA

>>5521464
>implying eating 11 of these isn't a warm up

I had these 7-11 brand Steak flavored potato chips the other day

pretty good will try again. they were also 25 cents cheaper than the others

>>5512803
I don't /vp/ too often what does GOAT stand for?

So wonderful, yet scarce... Aren't they glorious?

>>5531768
Neckbeard for, "greatest of all time".

>>5531768
Get Off At Terminal

as in "this is my stop!"

>>5531776
Thanks, I thought it was along the lines of "god-tier"
>>5531785
Kindly, go fuck yourself m8

Canadfag here, I'm super jelly that we can't have nice things like these ;_;

>>5515983

Way late, but let me guess - you ask for extra hot fudge, too, don't ya?

>>5514905

This snack is the bane of every kid's existence for how addictive it is.

These.

I can't be the only one

Not really a food, but I'm fucking addicted to these things.

I can hardly leave the house without stopping by Taco Bell for one of them.

I hate my life.

>>5514443
wonder why arent these in australia hmmmmmmmmmm

>>5513546
Those taste like windex. Regular soft frosted are superior.

>>5512721
>>5512952
>>5513005
>>5513198
>>5514508
>>5514532
>>5514709
>>5521341
aw yeah son. This shit's my jam right here.

Best of the best is pic related, though.

>>5526535
>>5521377
>>5514532
my brethren

may the force be with you

>>5514614
fucking americans are disgusting

>>5532307
this.

cheez its duos. goddamnit i frequently go through a whole box in a week. makes me feel like a fat fuck

>>5512697
God these crackers man, I swear they are powdered with heroin.

Oreos are 90% charcoal, 2% chocolate and 18% lard but go so well

>>5532666
10/10 snack food

>>5532666
trip 6's never lie

>>5532666
Holy shit, I forgot about these. I don't even remember what they taste like, just that I ate nearly an entire box in one sitting once and then felt like shit after.

>>5532717
>110% dirt

>>5532621
You can keep douz in your house for a whole week?

>>5512984
at least on /soc anyway

no beef jerky yet? I could eat this shit all day long.

>>5533887
That's not jerky, anon...

>>5512710
how do

>>5512721
if these are those soft cookies from wal-mart, they are fucking awesome.

>>5518514
Wow, nostalgia bomb. I remember seeing these all the time on the shelf as a kid. Totally forgot they existed.

>>5513456
these are so good, it's like you took a 100 grand bar and crumpled it in your hands and squished it flat

They leave such a gross layer of icing on the roof of your mouth but holy shit these are great.

>>5532666
>>5532279
bro

>>5522466
I had tamarind right off the tree when I visited Puerto Rico.
It was just bitter and sour, nothing sweet about it. Literally reminded me of the taste of vomit. I may have gotten a bad piece or something but the dude said that the ones on the tree were ripe.
2/10 would not try again

>>5532282
Fuck man, since they started selling Baja Blast in cans I've relapsed into soda addiction. And it's even better because it turns out I was used to the watered-down version from my Taco Bell's shitty drink fountain, so every time I crack open a real one, it tastes so wonderfully strong.

Never cared much for the slushies though, except the light red one. My place just has bad equipment so they're always too much ice, not enough syrup and taste all watery.

>>5533887
A distinctive memory I have was eating those with braces, biting into something rock-hard, and breaking off two brackets. I spit out something yellow that was in one of them.

>>5534805
Bummer man. I've been over my soda addiction for years, but I have such a weak spot for frozen drinks.

It's not just Taco Bell's freezes, it's Icees, Slurpees, the frozen lemonade from BK, Orange Juliuses, you name it.

I don't drink alcohol, but I wonder if I'd like alcoholic freezes just as much.

>>5532666
omg god yes. Crack man, literally coated with powdered crack mixed with chicken ranch bouillon.

>>5512784
YES.

>>5513013
You're messed up.

>>5514508
Always and forever.

>>5512784
These give me diarrhea but oh man I love them so much.

I could eat the fuck out of these daily.

>tfw eating a hazelnut

>>5512784
from age 13 to 17 I spent every day getting stoned and eating these at my friend's house. they had roaches and these were individually wrapped.

Get on my level.

>>5534991
>breakfast cookies

wtf america

>>5512902
>Rosettenbrötchen

Leberkäse mit Ketchup ftw

>>5512948
Kick-ass design.

>>5512902
this just looks like a big slab of ham between a bun