/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5510843
what the fuck was that. no way that was a human fart.

captcha: eathydde her

>>5510986

If you saw the family you would know it was indeed a shart

I don't know what's more offensive. that "spaghetti sauce" or that offensive sound

>>5510843
>the static is louder than his voice
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xRuNNzXLw

a classic.

HELLO WILDCATS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4

>>5511051
aaaaaaaaaaaand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs

captcha: neckcloths nndsmi

>>5511051
apparently that dude was a pedo

also here's an old favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>5511051
>dump the rice into the thing
>the thing
>doesn't know what a bowl is

>>5510843
> Five different kinds of 'sauces,'
>Taco seasoning.. Spaghetti... fuck.
>Weber. Kek.
>Doesn't know what kind of onion she's cutting.
>Can't cut the fucking onion either.
>Bet she didn't even wash her filthy pig hands.
>Jesus fucking christ that stove is filthy.
>All dat onion could not cover the rank smell of sweaty obese pussy and filthy housekeeping.
>Whatthefuckashart.
>Didn't even drain the disgusting, watery beef before adding sauce.

Why do people think it's a good idea to make their own cooking videos? The only thing I learned from this is why they are fat in the first place. So much sugar and grease. You know damn well they probably ate all of it too.

>>5510986
It sounded like a bunsen burner being lit

>>5511051
Holy shit

He microwaved the knife

>>5510843
bravo op. well done.

it sounded like donald duck was trying to escape from between her ass cheeks.

>>5511051
Holy crap 20 minutes to cook rice? It's literally faster to boil water and cook rice normally, this is in no way an improvement on anything.

>>5511051

>>5511065
>pbj with curry powder sriracha and basil
>toasted
>don't know if want

oldie but a goodie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

This idiot is cringe gold

"today we're gonna be making chicken enchiladas [...] the first thing we got is a bag of hash browns"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYjUqHGQoRM

>>5511065
O my god

I was using peanut butter and jelly this whole time...

>>5511125

makes me wut everytime.

that. fucking. neck.

>>5511078
Sounded kind of like my dog when he growls.

>>5511113
Some dorms suck ass and wont let you have a hotplate, so a microwave is all you get.

>>5511140
>knowing what video it is just from reading this post

this fat pleb fuck does "food reviews" and films them with what would seem to be a piece of wood.

In this artistic clip he ventures into a local shitbarn and orders a sirloin, well done, and proceeds to smother it in steak sauce and salt and pepper before even tasting it.

He also tells the waitress, who he proclaims to be a qt, that he's legit on youtube.

Sidenote: He is literally a 50 yr old curly headed fat ass who lives with his dad in a trailer and reviews great value products.

enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdteJcL9rXE

The classic Doubleswee video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8&feature=kp

>>5511125
A bowl full of genetics.

But seriously, the most disturbing thing about this video is the pre-shredded carrots.

>>5511147

> dat frozen vegetable medley
> has mayo to dip his fries in
> hold on let me set the camera down and get this steak ready to review by pouring A1 all over it

>>5511152

whats wrong with pre shredded carrots? who the fuck wants to mess with shredding a bunch of carrots? it tastes exactly the same

>>5511149

is his fucking voice for real? I got through 30 seconds and had to abort.

>>5510843
>5:08
>"two servings of vegebles"
>"vegebles"

>>5511149

the autism is stronk with that one

>>5511147
>dat heavy breathing while eating

>>5511147

Doesn't know that its clearly frozen veggies out of a bag.

watching his other videos now.. all filmed with a potato

>>5511149
>>5511149

ok I assume one of his parents helped him set everything up and filmed him doing this. This is the problem I have with the next generation. Nobody is stopping them from being little beta libtards.

A good father would have slapped him and taken him outside and taught him how to chop wood.

>>5511136
>cooks chicken from frozen in the oven
>cuts it up
>puts it in a frying pan to... cook it again?

Did it never occur to him to not be a flying retard and defrost the chicken, dice it up, then cook it in the frying pan like a normal person would?

>>5511178

you're applying logic to a man that uses frozen hash browns in a chicken ANCHALADUH recipe.

There is no sense to be found in his universe. He is logic. He is truth.

>>5511178
Oh my god I didn't even finish it before writing that, but he puts it back in the oven for another half hour to make sure the chicken is triple cooked. What the fuck?

>>5511121
>Raw curry powder

Do not want. If they heated the peanutbutter with the curry powder and sriracha, maybe.

>>5511136
I guarantee you I could make chicken enchilada faster than watching this video

"cooking for the single life"

you couldn't make this shit up

making chili.. start of with a bottle of V8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvQoulUq2g

I'm realizing that at this hour there are mostly eurofags and strayans on that don't know how to fucking cook and don't see the hilarity in hash browns in enchiladas and V8 juice in chili.

>>5511227
>cooking for the single life

>>5511227
Judging by his... everything about him... he'll be cooking for the 'single life' for a long time to come.

this was posted minutes ago so OC

eggplant parm in the microwave
toastin them breadcrumbs in the microwave
that celtic flute background music

I nutted.

>>5511236
>>5511236

damnit forgot link cuz im drinking everclear punch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYWT7031WI

>>5511125
I wouldn't touch any food she made for fear of getting fat

I don't care if it's steamed celery,if she cooked it, it's extremely fattening

>>5511227
>>5511227
>cooking for the single life

>>5511227
>"chipolte" sauce
It's not that hard to pronounce.

>liberal cooking spray
If you're going to put that much cooking spray in your pan you should just put some real fucking oil in there.

>meat in a tube
That's just not okay.

>breaking up the meat using chef's knife on a non-stick pan
Blunt knife, ruined pan.

>that terrifying way he holds the meat tube when cutting it open and the way he holds the onion while cutting the skin off
This guy is going to end up like that picture of the guy who stabbed himself in the hand trying to de-seed an avocado.

>dat awful cutting technique
At this point I'm being petty but holy crap this guy is fucking retarded.

>>5511239

>that laugh at 6:28
>that fat ass hand and gay bracelet

in his defense it does look semi-good and that bullshit contraption MIGHT be good in a dorm like he said

>>5511239
>if me and my roommate had one of these in college I guarantee you we'd have a restaurant by now

>>5511244

he stopped making videos after about 8 "recipes"

im sure the trolls ate his ass alive

>this guy
>in charge of understanding oil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRWEJ6k30Vg

Coating in flour and egg before using a liquid batter.
Shallow frying in olive oil.
Frying fish from frozen.
Rising fish in warm water to thaw it, tipping soiled water into sink full of soapy water and dishes.
Oil not up to temp.

I feel like this has to be an elaborate troll.

Just google "cooking with hoarders"

It follows the chronicles of a Something awful with severe something, ranting about the facts and cooking the most disgusting looking concoctions

>>5511274

dat Scooby pic

>>5511274

ok I'm pretty sure that he is joking, there is no way masao or however you spell it is all legit.
However, if that is in face his house and he is serious then that is the scariest thing on youtube. He has always been a big mystery with no updates

>>5511065
is that how you pronounce sriracha?
makes it sounds like it's mexican

anyway, well no shit if you use shitty ingredients you will get a shitty product.
also i hate the way she says PB and J and she does it like all the time

>>5511149
come on, this kid is an autist. at least he is doing something he likes.

>>5511147
You found these people through fat fuck Joey too didn't you?

>>5511266

I honestly hope its deliberate trolling and he's one of us. If not, there are people like him out there cooking for himself and other people. Humans are ingesting this stuff.

>>5511266

that tilapia hes using looks so low grade... you know damn well it was raised in some nuclear sewage sludgefarm in china

>>5511266

His "About" section on his channel reads as follows :

"This is the Youtube channel for the University of Reddit class Cooking for the Single Life"

still not sure if trolling or that fucking beta

>>5511322
Reddit's so retarded that it has to be genuine.

>>5511314

Actually Joey came later,
As morbidly fat and willing to rate all fast food 10/10 I kinda like joey.. I think he's a nice guy he just has lost absolutely all control of his diet and doesn't give a single fuck.. its sad really.

He is wearing on me though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_HThEYP2o

>>5511065
>bread is the foundation to a really good sandwich

I'm dying

>>5511149
>MFW watching this shit.

>>5511089
hoerrrrrrrrrrryyshieeet. waay to go, granps! better eat your rice-a-roni plastic flavouououuuur.

>>5511057
no WAY this guy is real. this is like sims 3 cooking. who the fuck eats a few spaghetti with some sauce in the most horrible way prepared.

jesus fuck i'mma slit my throat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

"or anything that is yellow coloring"

thanks obama

>>5511677
>added green food dye

enjoy your cancer bitch

Anyone remember the video of the "authentic eyetalian" making authentic sauce and starts with a can of Ragu? She also adds like a half a gallon of oil.

I can't finish watching a single one of these. It's just so depressing, I just can't.

>>5511713
Disregard, I suck dicks. Enjoy ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>5511147
>over 1000 videos on his channel

i dont even

>>5511147
I think he wants her to come to his house so he can put A1, salt and pepper on her.

>>5511057
Did he just fucking drain the noodles onto the floor? Kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLLshS_BI0#t=108

>>5511147

a drop ceiling is a sure sign of only the best in feedbag establishments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

it's just dirt guys, dw u clean it later bye

>>5511900
>he cleans the sausage with soap

i don't know what it is with amuricans but i know my aunt cleans her potatoes with soap and boils them. do you fucktards love eating chemicals?

>>5511318
>that tilapia hes using looks so low grade

have you seen how they farm tilapia? they usually farm it along side another, more valuable, species, like trout. they feed the trout a regular feed, then after the trout finish and digest nicely, they move the tilapia in to eat the trout's feces. that's tilapia feed... other fish's shit.

so we can only imagine how low, low grade tilapia is...

>>5511892
Jesus Christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA
>mandatory

he explains how to fly. this guy. jesus fuck.

I don't know if anyone else posted this but holy shit is this a dish of vomit she shows at the end....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxD0_rqbk2U

>>5511916
I started laughing hysterically 30 seconds in.

>>5511719

Oh god it's the one with the camera man who can't figure out how to focus

>>5511957

Why are you trying to get your video popular, especially on 4chan of all places

This thread is so great

It make me feel like a Michelin star chef that Ramsey would compliment

mmmm love me some macaroni salad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

you faggots cant even PBJ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaGkPXn9LQ

>>5512060

I'm sure that is family reunion delicious, but fuck it's just whole, rounded measurements. Not to mention the wholesome fattening aspect of it

Why would people make cooking videos when a) they cant cook b) they use all prepared ingredients

>>5511430

>English
>35 min video
>nope

>>5511902
That guy isn't even american, christ, drop your fucking obsession.

>>5512396

plus he's master troll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1lgmEDCfq8

>>5512479

>alantutorial
>bad

>>5512479

I hope alan is ok.. he hasn't made a tutorial in a while. I hope he made it out of that hospital ok.

>>5511149

>>5511149
fake

"that was me laughing"

how retart r u seekay?

https://www.youtube.com/user/LateChow/videos

>>5512045
the more I watch the more I feel it
Pic related; I thought we were past this.

New contender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsdP3N2zrzY

>>5512756
Fuck wrong one,

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=ZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=0&video2=hW93CV6m-JU&start2=0&authorName=

>>5512734
not cool

Hey /ck/

This seemed like the thread to ask:

I am a simple cook. I taught myself how to cook through trial and error, asking my dad (who is a chef but only in name [still an amazing cook]), reading/asking questions here, and youtube videos. I'm a little more than an amateur but I'm not a complete idiot.

If I were to make simple "learn how to cook for yourself" videos on youtube and distribute them here for all the people asking "HOW DU I DON COOK DA CHIKKEN BONNE" could I make decent views? I'm not in it for the youtube-bux (though it might be nice?) just the joy of cooking.

Should I maybe learn to make verticals (I've tried to make 3 before, but cooking and taking photos at the same time all by yourself is a bigger hassle then I knew)? Post them on the booru? Maybe I could draw the verticals, but that would really show technique or anything.

Any suggestions/thoughts/etc would be nice.

>>5512759
I always want to be believe he just grabs that boiling hot cheese with his hand because he's learned to stop feeling

>>5512766
Is chef John your dad?

>>5511719
>not even using olive oil
are any actual italians on here having an aneurysm?

>>5512759
>http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=ZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=0&video2=hW93CV6m-JU&start2=0&authorName=

anon.. i laughed.. now i feel messed up. You suck :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8LUKgUcHo

I can't even...
How do you fuck up steak?

>>5511719
>not even any oregano in the sauce
>all that oil
>probably incinerated that basil and garlic
>straining out the onion from the oil

what is with all these fucking people who think just because their great grandmother sucked a cheesy wop dick in 1928 that they are master Italian chefs. you know, the ones who can never take criticism and often fuck up your food by adding random shit under the guise of "improving" whatever you're cooking.

>>5512795

This is far from a bad steak video, especially from a eurofag

>>5512811
>>5512811

>lost it at cheesy wop dick
>MY SIDES

>>5512759

my sides have left this orbital plane of human consciousness

>>5512759
>not Tears for Fears version
you fucking pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ

>>5512771
[spoiler]His name is John but he isn't foodwishes chef john

>>5512871

impossible to not read that in chef john's voice.

>>5512795
what is it with people thinking olive oil is healthy and you can use it to fry in?

YOU FUCKING PLEBS. IT HAS A SMOKE POINT OF 250F. ANYTHING PAST THAT IT GOES RANCID. MEANING YOU GET CANCER.

>>5512883

you better go brush up on your smoke points hoss

>>5511125
What kills me about this is how in the introduction she has to stop to take a breath.

She doesn't regain her breath, either.

http://youtu.be/bDuXTigQ-qE
http://youtu.be/Aw8HhCrq3hU
Jesus

>>5511065
this is how you make a peanut butter and jelly sammich, cunt

http://youtu.be/zOaGkPXn9LQ?t=31s

>>5511227
>cooking for the single life
>first seconds blinded by a gaudy Rush shirt
>stare for five seconds then finally look up at the guy
>holy fucking shit
>have to hit the pause button and comment already
>0:08/ 14:16

I've been procrastinating and HAVE to go to the store, I fucking look forward to this anticipated gem though.

>>5512734
I'd fuck her

>>5512965

>cooking knife
>cooking pot
> adds a kick

cooking with autism

>>5512734
Fucking disgusting, she's so seemingly friendly and sweet though that I can't cringe or talk shit here. A good person was dealt a bad genetic hand.

>>5513096

Ironically her food is no worse than any of the other recipes here

>>5513096
>>5513124

also she keeps a cleaner kitchen than most of these other autists

>>5513096

dude no lie she cooks better than my gf who is a pharmacist

>>5513148
is there some sort of correlation between being a pharmacist and being able to cook?

>>5511177

>this is the problem I have with the next generation

Fags like you have been complaining about the next generation since the beginning of civilization. Eat a bullet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNxXKe1OYzc
Some old maoskis [sp?]
I miss this canadian bastard.

>>5512811
fuckin, you win man. My sides never had a fucking chance.

I feel ya though. There's all this sentiment that Italian food is easy and any greasy fuck can pull it off. There's a fucking difference between simple and easy. The thirty thousand ingredients on the easy-mac box should be proof enough of that

>>5512943
That's some Steve Brule level shit right there man

>>5511227

>You are going to need good quality chili beans
>this is a generic brand - Mrs. Grime

>>5511227
sorry, Henry Phillips does it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

>>5513329
http://youtu.be/LIYiDPGlxNk

It's really funny when people take his vids seriously. One of the longest threads on this video was some vegan getting mad at the title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxXboaQBzso
AAAUGH YEAH FOLKS

>>5512943
this guys dead now.

>>5513253

no you fucking sewer rat

>>5512943
>http://youtu.be/bDuXTigQ-qE

who would give him a show like that and where was it shown?

>>5513371
it says at the beginning where it is, fuckwit

>>5511719
>cleaning basil and a peeled onion

>>5513351
how did he died

>>5511125

>a fucking cup of sugar in a macaroni salad

all of my what

>>5511149

>dat birds eye shot

Everything about this is gold. Kid almost loses a finger slicing that onion I kek everytime

>>5513018
Hell, Id fuck her right in the pussy.

>>5511149

>>5511136
>chipoltaay

>>5511125
I wonder how she got so fucking fat?

>>5511147
i don't even know what to say

>>5511149
>sea pick-ALES

everytime

>>5513329
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

Henry is a god

I feel meatloaf with Sandra Lee is a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU

>>5513278
....What in the hell is he rambling on about???

>>5513492
Well, it's about time that cunt made it!

>>5511149
It's one thing to encourage your kids to express themselves, but for the whole fucking world to see when it's embarrassing? Come on parents, do the right thing and don't fucking film it or upload it.

>>5511149
aah i'm laughing so much my dick got hard

stray observations:
>windex in the sink
>"my best friend patrick... he died"
>shots after his verbal tick which show his cold, focused expression
>the drifting pan when flipping the "patty"
>"my friend is really weird but cool, which is awkward"
>ceiling-cam
>his feminine grunts

bless his heart, sincerely. i cringe to think of his future conquests
>captcha: household polorgu

>>5511149
I feel like that one Sarah Mclachlan song needs to be playing over this.

>>5513492
>ketchup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>5513587
Late to the party

>>5511297
>masao
he has two houses. dude is a qualified lawyer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>>5513616
>dude is a qualified lawyer
wait what
the guy thinks you can melt bananas

>>5513663
Just goes to show you don't need to be smart to be a lawyer.

>>5512759
>>5511057
>>5511065
>>5511051
http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>>5513674
he's even more depressed, didn't think that was possible

>>5513693
he's a janitor at that university btw

>>5513699
>janitor

does he do it... for free?

>>5512811
Oregano goes on pizza. Basil for basic pasta sauce.

>>5511177
This kid is from an affluent white family and clearly autistic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVM9V2Cmqio

>>5511902
Everything you fucking eat is a mixture of chemicals, like all edible matter.

>>5512759
Well, that was boring.

>>5513743
Yeah, I actually went in to see what else our little friend was up to. I highly suggest it. The bomb shelter and Korean military training videos are fucking gems. I'm calling it now; this kid's gonna shoot up a fuckin school.

>>5513743
>that shriek
I jumped slightly.

>>5513743
>that shriek

>>5511677
I'll give Sandra a pass on the baked potato ice cream. It's not the kwnzaa cake.

>>5513483
This guy is a genius. Fucking amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo

Such a huge ulililia fan.

>>5514065
He sounds 20 pounds heavier at the end, lel

>>5514065
>buys a 30 inch pizza
>soaks up the grease with paper towels

>>5511228

Oh but we do. I'm sitting here horrified at some of the things I'm seeing.

>>5511719
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
Every time.

>>5511149
Besides the obvious autism, does this guy have Tourettes or something? What's with the random 'GAHA!' that he keeps spouting?

>>5514276

I think that's supposed to be a spongebob laugh. Its hard to decipher through the autistic filter.

>>5514065

omg I watched his bowling video on his channel... he is a gem. That haircut, those sweats. I came

Pretty much any "food reviewer" that sits in their car and reviews fast food shit like Daym Drops and that one Canadian guy.

The only one I really like is Carbs on the WrecklessEating channel

>>5511147
Lol this guy didn't like my YouTube comment. He found an old upload of mine and commented 'this video sucks.'

>>5511149
he made this video some time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAHVgoKb1w

and it really got /k/ riled up. Whatever this kid is doing, its making several boards on this website cringe collectively, and he probably doesn't even know it

>>5514670
WrecklessEating is the shit

>>5514707
I only really like the Carbs and WE Shorts segments. Everything else is just "hurr look at all this shit we're eating and we're puking too hahaha".

Matt Zion seems like a pretty cool guy though

>>5514678

I commented on a video "was this filmed with a potato" and he blocked me 4 lyfe

>>5514707
>>5514712

WE are all some cool dudes.. except that lisping fat Asian jeff fu. I swear he takes it in the bootypipe.

Cultmoo is cool too

>>5511900
why in the fuck of unlucky christ is the toilet so close to the kitchen

>>5511902
He's canadian

>>5514720
good. can't stand when people say that. lel so random POTATO! TOASTER!, the video is not high definition, its not a good camera -- we get it.

>>5514858
calm down autist

>>5514903
I am sorry for the outburst, just seen these comments a lot and never said anything until now. also, resorting to calling any little complaint "autism" is pretty old/dumb. no one's allowed to dislike anything anymore. fuck off.

>>5514917
calm down autist

>>5514931
Okay, I will now. You're lucky I got drunk or else I'd fight you!

>>5511908
>casserole
>no starch

jesus

>>5510843
oh man I'm dying listening to that fart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

This fucking idiot.

>>5514694
nah, man... he knows.

>>5511142
if they don't permit a stove then build a campfire.

>>5516219
I don't get it. Food looked good and that guy didn't piss me off too much, he might even be cool, I don't know.

>>5511125
she gets exhausted and has to catch her breath from ripping open a bag of pre-shredded carrots!!

>>5513274
word

>>5511149
3:22
pissed myself laughing!!

>>5514712
Matt Zion is a diva bitch. Too big for his britches, and I've been watching since they started.
>>5514724
Cult Moo is the best, because of Loafy. Loafy is king.

>>5516325

preferring loafy over zion says a lot about you..
loafy is an awkward twitchy gay

I get so distracted by his flailing arms and him talking out of the side of his mouth

>>5511274

masao wasn't from something awful, he was from those canadian hockey boards

>>5511065
that video is crap, this is the only method I follow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX1EjqXAszM

Slightly off topic but found it in a related video.....I have no words for this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>5511719
Listening to her talk makes me want to fucking shove her face onto a hot burner.

http://youtu.be/VMColAwUht4

Classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY

bring out your feels

>>5517086
fuck. I've heard of cerebral palsey but don't really know what it is. I'm sad now.

>>5511266
>If your hands are clean

Holy shit. Who wouldn't have clean hands while preparing food? Seriously? I wash my hands at least 5 times during cooking.

>>5517102
It's like a funnier Michael J. Fox disease

>>5517086

>>5511916
I get that this is just a joke but fuck, who wants to live in a place like that? The mess is disgusting.

>>5510843
Anybody remember that one fat girl with her own cooking channel on youtube a long time ago but I think it got deleted. She was extremely obese and unhealthy.

>>5514694
lmao 2:20. The guy recording can't keep himself from laughing. Holy shit I've never seen this episode.

>DAMN PEICE OF CRAP

>>5517375
Actually Michael J. Fox's symptoms in public appearances are from overmedicating, he said so in an interview.

>>5510843
forgot the fking sauces
massive onion wedges
metal spatula on teflon pan
filthy fat sharting bitch

>>5511040
fucking faggot voice +10

>>5511051
>HELLO WILDCATS.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
>>2:50 Hot dish. That you can eat. Thats made with rice.

>>5511057
>Spaghetti takes 10mins to cook in microwave. 7min on a stove top.
>>spaghetti noodles
fking americans.

>>5511065
dis bish knows how to make a sandwich in da kitchen. +10

>>5511228
fuck you, fucking fucker.

can't even get v8 in my country.

>>5511239
i did not cringe.

needs black pepper though.

>>5517525
I wasn't comparing her to Fox directly, just the disease. In high school there used to be this weird kinda slow kid named Cheesecake (son of a fucking math professor, how did he get so dumb) and his dad had Parkinson's. Every time we saw him hobble his way to the campus we'd imitate him and he unwittingly invented a new dance move for us that we called the Parkinson's Shuffle

>>5517663
you also aren't free.

>>5511900
this is the ultimte of cooking cringe.

nothing can possibly beat this.

we might as well shut down /ck/ and just leave a link to this here.

>>5517731
neither are americans

Make any money? Well, better report and pay otherwise you'll have the lawman on your ass.

etc

>>5512766
Yes, do it.

Show us how to burn water.

>>5514065
degreasing a 30inch pizza.

what the fuck is wrong with you americans?

>>5517783
>The USA is the only country to have taxes

>>5517086
Fuck, she is cute as hell. Would marry and have babies with.

>>5517086
i only say this word once a year, but man, she is CUTE!

>>5513564
Oh shut up. It's a parent's job to publicly humiliate their kids.

>>5513566
>"my best friend patrick... he died"
That's the part that actually made me lol.

>>5517905
he's extremely autistic

>>5517086
I can't tell if she's deaf, retarded of just from the NE.

>>5517991
She has cerebral palsy.
So you failed.

>>5518000
she didnt look shakey

>>5518000
she sounds like that deaf girl from 7th heaven

>>5518011
is that somekind of fag show?

>>5518014
>being this young

>yfw this is Ruthie now

>>5518022
"This weekly television series follows the Camden family as the minister father and stay-at-home mother deal with the drama of having seven children, ranging from toddlers to adults with families of their own. The friends, neighbors, and love interests of the various members of the family weigh heavily on the plot of the series, which seeks to address a real-life issue with each episode."

Why would you watch this shit?

>>5518032
b/c it was the fucking 90's man

>>5513341
Hahaha oh holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qENUTpefEGk&list=UUeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q

I never see these things up here but i don't know why.

It's some really skinny teenager who reviews fast food and energy drinks in a tuxedo. They're hilarious and will make you weep

>>5511065
Is this shit for real? that bitch just made a grilled cheese

>>5517086
im sad now

>>5511065
I'd verbally berate this pretentious cunts disgusting sandwich until she was in tears. Then I'd cook food until she was submissive beyond her control. If she acts in line I might consider doing her a favor and showing her how to make a real sandwich for me.

>>5511147
WHAT THE FUCK

>>5518094
This is what Hannibal Lecter would be doing if he was a modern teenager.

>>5511900
This is absolutely the strangest shit I've ever seen in my life holy fuck, man.

>>5513341
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN

>>5511125
This guy is a friend of Simply Sara's.

>0:44 'if you handle your uh, noodle, it's gonna burn for awhile'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ExGtu7IGk

>>5517086
This beautiful bitch just melted my icy heart with her warm island song.

I'm sorry I called you a bitch, I love you so much.

>>5518189
>0:44 'if you handle your uh, noodle, it's gonna burn for awhile'
Pro Tip: it actually feels kinda good.
Pro Tip: Icy Hot does not feel good.
You're welcome.

>>5518189
So, basically how to make a vaguely Mexican sauce for your fishstick wrap?
This makes me sad to be an american.

>>5518195
Despite the fatty McFatfuck sugar breakfast with chocolate sugar clusters. This is why she's fat.

>>5511719
using canola oil for taste not olive oil
that amount of oil
not caramelizing the the tomato sauce
using tomato sauce instead
deep frying the basil
using onion powder
using garlic powder
browning the garlic
she probably use cheddar cheese instead of Parmesan

this is not okay

A gift from /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCWw3xGY6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQKmxuKIUI

>>5513616
when that fire starts I start to panic

>>5517086
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY

do you think having those big tits makes it harder to get around? man talking about winning and losing the genetic lottery.

>>5517086
10/10 would make pancakes with on a sunday afternoon. bless her heart

>>5511149
That kitchen is beautiful...

>>5518339
That's what makes me hate him more.

>>5511900
This guy is incredible. Hard to believe he's a lawyer.

>>5513616
I just realized he washed that hot dog with a bar of soap.

>>5512943
He's losing the plot in part 2

>>5511125

does anyone have the link to a video in which a guy is doing a comedy cooking segment and he's basically just breaking a load of shit and keeps saying "that's no good to me" and throwing things over his shoulder. Then near the end of the video he pours a load of fluid into a microwave. i watched it a year ago and haven't been able to find it since.

>>5511719
bitch cant even use a knife!

>>5518094
I want to make fun of him, but goddamn does he dress sharp.

>>5511125

>>5518094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcZSaU5vjQ

The look of pure excitement and joy at 4:40

>Yfw you will never be this happy

This made me cringe so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ520vg95P8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr7YmumpKso

a challenger appeared

>>5520452

what in the FUCK is that?

>>5511065
>Peanut butter with nothing but peanuts and salt
Good.
>Preserves without HFCS/preservative/etc.
Better.
>Challah
GOAT choice of bread
>"...You don't just have to use peanut butter and jelly"
>Grilling a PB&J sandwich
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>5516219
Fatso

Fatso pls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57afEWn-QDg

>>5522218
>eatdatpussy445

>>5522218
kenan thompson lookin ass nigga

>>5521532
It's not that bad. The buzzing is horrible. If the camera quality was better, it'd be fine, if a bit awkward.

>>5511149
Thanks for posting Based Swee. I had almost forgotten about him.

pork meat cooked in lard and Coke (WARNING: Spanish)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGnFrnKqexI

>>5524793
I'm not seeing the issue here. I mean, I can't understand a lot of Spanish, so he could have just been reciting Shakespeare, but still, it all looked alright.

>>5510843
my fucking sides

>>5524793
I know of atleast 3 mexican restaurants and tiendas around me that use coke in their carnitas

wait i have one of these somewhere

>>5513096
Or she's like that only because she was cursed with bad genetics
I highly doubt a 10/10 Victoria Secret model would have nearly the same nice personality

>>5510843
This made me feel a lot better about my own cooking abilities. I mean, I'm not exactly a great cook but... I can fucking make red sauce.

>sautee onion
>add chopped garlic last ~2min of sautee
>add crushed tomatoes (canned if out of season)
>let simmer for a while
>salt
>pepper
>fresh basil if I have any
>pinch of baking soda if too acidic

ta fucking da, I'm Mario BaGoddamnTali over here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>5511719
>those awful knife skills
>using tomato sauce
>washing basil
>washing peeled onions
>washing fucking garlic
>that wilted ass basil
>garlic powder
>onion powder
>all that fucking oil
>flat out says to not use olive oil in italian food
>those huge ass garlic and onion chunks

What the actual fuck?

Not the worst, since it's intentional, but holy fuck this whole series makes me howl every time.

>>5528611
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

>>5511125

Fat people are so funny


How can a person not realize they are killing themselves?

>>5511125
>1 minute in

>2000 calories deep
>diabetes

that is possibly the worst meal ive ever seen. Why do people make this?

>>5511161
>vegebles
im glad i wasnt the only one to pick up on that