/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5493976
>not using spicy mustard on scrambled eggs

fucking savage

I miss my mother's womb.

>>5493976
What do you mean by "like a child"?
If you mean with ketchup, I have NEVER done that, even when I was a kid. That's a waste of good eggs. I do eat scrambled eggs, occasionally, along with many other different egg dishes.

Well, i guess it's because i'm not so insecure about my level of maturity that i believe i can confirm it through the way i choose to eat eggs.

>there are adults on /ck/ right now that still eat candy
>there are adults on /ck/ right now who still put cream and sugar in their coffee
I shigged.

>>5493976
>not a child
>eating a dish that has eggs as the main ingredient

>>5493985
Implying only kids should ruin their eggs with 'ketchup'.

>>5493990
No, I was implying NO ONE should ruin their eggs with ketchup. That's fucking disgusting.

>>5493976
i deconstruct my scrambled eggs and ketchup into three forms for mature adult consumption

boiled egg mayo and tomato slice sandwich (s&p added)

scrambled eggs with roasted herb tomatoes

fried egg with raw tomato sandwich

and finally just raw tomato slices with scrambled eggs

>>5493984
too many ketchup.
isn't?

>>5494000
Believe it or not,... there are scrambled eggs down there.

>>5493990
What do you mean by

>'ketchup'

?

Is ketchup not actually what it claims to be?

>>5493998
When you are in a hurry to you just bite the bullet and splooge the Heinz all over perfectly innocent eggs?

>>5493976
>supple, creamy scrambled eggs
>delicately poached eggs on a toasted whole wheat english muffin
>fried eggs, sausage, beans and a buttermilk biscuit
>hard boiled eggs with fried potatoes and onions

i eat my eggs many ways
but never dried out
i actually dont even eat ketchup

>>5493997
>disgusting
>being overdramatic
this is why /ck/ is the most annoying board

>>5494014
then leave

>>5494014
Then by all means, you are free to go on your way.
Ketchup on most foods is disgusting. If I were served eggs with ketchup on them in a restaurant, I'd send them back. I'm a very adventurous eater, and have and would try nearly anything, but smothering creamy, delicious eggs in ketchup isn't adventurous or even good, it's an appeal to an immature palate that like sugar.

>>5494017
i'm not the problem, i don't see why i should...why don't you leave for being a female and/or homosexual

>>5494017
No, he's right. The sensible people should stay. hyper critical insecure shitposters should leave.

>>5494022
>/ck/ is the most annoying board
still lurks and comments

>>5494024
probably because im not

i didn't have eggs with ketchup until i was already a man.

i missed out.

Huh. I've never even heard of using ketchup on scrambled eggs. Always eaten them with sliced tomatoes.

Looks less like breakfast and more like a crime scene.

RIP Eggs.

Why?

I'm helping to look after several infant children under 2, and we've cooked them an omelette for lunch the last couple of days. Putting ketchup on it didn't even cross my mind.

>>5494032
Do you even 'murrica?

>>5494035
>omelette for lunch last couple of days
child abuse. feed that kid a ham and cheese sandwich already.

>>5494009
no i always leave enough time to treat my eggs with respect and care in the morning *tips* my taste buds thank me

>>5494063
That's what I'm talking about. Respect.

I'll admit occasionally I'll eat scrambled eggs with salsa or a hot sauce, but ketchup is fucking nasty shit.

Sometimes, when I want some variety from ketchup, I smother my scrambled or fried eggs with lashings of HP sauce.

>>5494114
>britbongs the second worst kind of people

>>5494116
I also like scrambled eggs with marmite, but sadly I am a Canadian not a britbong.

>>5493976
Why are you so insecure that you need to do things the "mature and sophisticated" way rather that in any way whatsoever that you enjoy?

>>5493976

I eat them like Gordon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKWsOLR4wOE

I like them more without cream or milk though, just personal taste

>>5493976
You mean holding the fork incorrectly? Like this?

Guys, completely unrelated question but I didn't want to make a new thread and this was the top one so:
Should I eat pasta, fruit salad or frozen banana icecream?

>>5494027
Oh, you think the ketchup is your ally, but you merely adopted the sauce. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see eggs without ketchup until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but bland! The condiments betray you, because they belong to me

I eat my eggs scrambled with some salsa because it's the easiest way for me to eat them.

Also delicious

>>5494867
Shouldn't you be mowing someone's lawn?

>>5494846
fruit salad
if you wait to eat it, the taste will decline

>>5493984
I never put ketchup on my mom's egg in the holes, she knew how to make them. It's odd, I never thought of doing that, they never needed it.

That said, I'd give it a try if nobody was looking.

No salt.

No pepper.

No condiments.

Scrambled eggs. Nothing else. Final destination.

I eat them with American cheese mixed right in. Like a big boy.

If eggs are the only available food and I'm bored to death of them, it's a tiny burst of childhood mammaries.
catsup is kind of sweet so I limit the amount I consume now.
It's also good at diners when you already have some on your plate from hash browns so why not?

I guess I do. But I don't cook them hard scrambled anymore and I put the sauce on a piece of toast, then put the egg on top and eat it like toast.

It's hard to break away from the white trash upbringing, I stopped eating most of the shit foods from my childhood but that one remains.

>>5495982
I concur. Eggs with cheese is full throttle grown up cuisine

eh I've never been the biggest scrambled egg fan.

If you ever see me with a plate of scrambled eggs, it means I fucked up cooking an omlette and said "screw it".

Nah the best egg is fried over easy.
Cooked enough that there is those gooie whitness left, but that yoke is all liquid.
Then you have the yoke as a dipping sauce for your bacon.

Probably over-season the egg with creole seasoning
cause in the end I always use that on what I cook

>>5495982
I do it with parmesan and turkey ham. Sometimes pumpkin seeds because pumkin seeds are awesome and you should put them on everything. Sometimes I just cook myself a bag of seeds, salt 'em and eat'em like peanuts.


My dad used to love eggs with ketchup, I don't know why because it's awful tastes awful. Ketchup with anything other than ground beef or sausage is awful.

>>5495996

Egg on toast with ketchup is white trash now?

Christ, fucking hipsters.

>>5493976
I just discovered the magic of adding caramelized onions to scrambled eggs. it tastes so cash

>>5496953
0/10

>>5496970

>le look how cool I am, you totally didn't rustle me at all response

I meant what I said. You're a fucking hipster. Eggs and bread is not "white trash", and literally everyone uses ketchup. Let me guess, you prefer sriracha?