/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>not calling it soft drink

>>5485765

>using two words when one will suffice

>>5485761

It's a carbonated beverage you pleb

no, those are cokes.

pretty sure those are called fizzy drunks. are you dumb?

>>5485761

Sorry, but the correct term is "pop", you hillbilly.

>>5485761
looks more like Cokes, Coke Zeros, Sprites, Dr. Peppers, Seagram's, 7Ups, Diet Cokes, Canada Drys, Fantas, Nesteas, and Sunkists to me

Coming from Michigan - it's called pop
Faygo is the best brand out there

>>5485779

How do you buy a Pepsi in an area where soda is called coke?

>>5485779
all those years of TWA connecting flights between NY and LA/SF paid off

>>5485773
/thread

>>5485761
This is correct. Carry on, OP.

>>5485782
"Can I get a pepsi coke?"

>>5485782
They ask what kind of coke you want.

"I'm going to the store, what kind of cokes do yal want with dinner?"

"Dr. Pepper, thanks Maw."

>>5485789

And then Cletus starts playing on the washboard.

>>5485773

but I thought it was the hillbilly states that called it pop and coke

>>5485797

>>5485761
>>5485779
>>5485783
My linguist senses are tingling. Hard.

>be me, age 16
>be in shitty waffle house in Louisiana, just flying through to get to family in Florida
>ask hambeast waitress for a Sprite
>"WHUT?!"
>"c-can i have a sprite please?"
>"WHUT'S THAT?"
>typicalsoutherner.bat loading....
>"OH YOU MEAN A WHITE COKE? OKUY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK"
>mfw
Since then i refuse to go anywhere near the south. those were the worst 2 days of my life.

>all those colas
>calling them soda

wow op you sound like a fucking redneck handitard

>>5485775
beat me to it

>>5485856

Someone tell me he's trolling. For the sake of my sanity, please.

Us soda people and pop people need to set aside our differences and focus on what matters: getting people who call all fizzy drinks 'coke' to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

>>5485779
>South Florida calls it soda

Good

>>5485856
I've lived in Louisiana for most of my life and I have never heard of such a turn of phrase. That was a very ignorant woman you ran into and I'm having trouble believing such a thing happened. You should go into more detail. I've never heard of anyone calling Sprite "White Coke" and I honestly don't believe you.

>>5485894

I'm with this guy. The true enemy is in the face of those that call all fizzy drinks 'coke.'

It's Limonade.

>>5485898
Let's also stop calling bandages band-aids, tissues Kleenex, and closed-cell extruded polystyrene foam Styrofoam while we're at it.

>>5485921

Sounds good to me!

>>5485769

thats kinda what I thought

>>5485856
>Since then i refuse to go anywhere near the south. those were the worst 2 days of my life.

We're going to reinstate the draft, draft you into the army, and send you to Afghanistan.

If you survive that, your next tour will be at a Greenland weather station.

It's fizzy drinks or pop.

>>5485761
fucking amerifags, even your bottles are fatter than the european versions

>>5486006
>2 liter bottles aren't sold in europe

Learn something every day.

>>5485779
I live in deep "pop" country and grew up using "pop" but I decided to say "soda" instead because I think it sounds better.
My brother lives in "coke" territory now, I don't know how he gets by. Probably be not drinking soda at all though.

>>5486006
You know that you can buy three liter bottles now?
True story.

Its called soda pop you simple fucks.

>>5485921
There is a difference.
It wouldn't matter if called all soda "coke" if that never lead to confusion when someone wants a "coke" that isn't "Coca-Cola".
The distinction between Band-Aids(TM) and other bandages doesn't matter. The distinction between Kleenex and other facial tissues doesn't matter. The difference between Sprite and Coke matters.

>tfw eurofags use the juvenille term 'fizzy drink'

>>5486082
I live in "coke" territory and I don't think I know anyone who uses "coke" for every soda. Generally people are just brand specific as in >>5485775 although occasionally here soft drink or soda. If I got into any restaurant here and ask for a coke and they carry pepsi products the waiter will say "Sorry we don't have coke, is pepsi ok?" so it's not even used as a general term for cola.

May be different in other parts of the south, idk, but not everything is actually called coke any place I've lived.

>>5485807

>north
>hillbilly

>>5486096
>appalachia stops at the mason dixon

>>5486091
except where its refered to as coke when you say Ill have a coke they ask you what kind so its really no different than any other term

>>5486096
you can have em anywhere its really more country folk than anything.

>>5486096
Rural PA, WV, rural OH, are full of people who would probably be called hillbillies.

Central Fl here, to me they are Cokes or Cold drinks. I use soda too. Pop is for fags and mid westerners

I hate it when rednecks call it "pop" almost as much as I hate it when they call sprinkles "jimmys."

At least those inbred Brits call it Lovely Bubbly Wubblies or something.

>>5486115
>not calling "jimmys" jimmies

Sprinkles is retarded.

Everyone in Canada calls it pop, you get funny looks if you call it soda.

Coke is Cocaine
Soda is soda water
Pop is a sound

Actually it's liquid cancer.

>>5485767
>using two syllables when one will suffice

>>5486173
Just one more reason to hate Canada.

>>5486173
but they pronounce it 'poop'

>>5485761

it's all coke

orange coke is my favorite

>>5486173
When I went to canada everyone was calling it 可樂

>>5486221
>tfw my browser displays it as boxes with numbers in it

I mean, this computer is over a decade old, but still you'd think that one of these other-language firefox extensions would work at some point...

>>5486173
Oh god, this. I call it soda and all my friends think I'm trying to be fancy and make fun of me.

>>5486221
how was Vancouver?

>>5486228
>Oh god, this. I call it soda and all my friends think I'm trying to be fancy and make fun of me.

was on wow a few years back, with an aussie clan. one of them just about lost his mind that i was calling it soda. he went on a fifteen minute rant about the specific names for them and that it shouldn't be called soda.

>>5486230
>WoW
>Autism
>I'm in LFR right now losing my shit at half the DPS being dead
sounds about right.

>>5486230
It's made with soda water.

It's called soda.

>>5485779

How is the carmel apple flavor? I want to try it but I can only find it in 2L bottles.

>>5485761
Looks like magical diabetes water to me.

>>5485765
Oh god I feel so fucking stupid for finally realizing why they are called soft drinks.

>>5486252
Don't worry... technically apple juice and kool-aid is a soft drink.

>>5486252
I don't know but I'll take a guess at it. Is it because it's a fizzy beverage but has no alcohol in it, therefore it's not "hard"?

>>5486274
Yes. That's why I feel so dumb for not even noticing that's why they are called soft drinks until now.

Soda was the original term.

Water carbonated with sodium bicarbonate - soda water.

The guy at the drug store who manned the counter mixing soda water with flavored water to make flavored soda was a soda jerk.

The long-handled spoon provided with ice cream sodas was called a soda spoon.

The term 'pop' began use somewhere in the 1800's after the use of soda, when sarsaparilla soda was popular, but nobody really knows why the fuck it started.

>>5486282
>with flavored water

flavored syrups

>not calling it seltzer brew

>>5486295
...they're not made by brewing.

Not saying soda pop to piss everyone off.
Git good scrubs.

>>5485769
Get out of here, Arizona.

>>5487118

The South calls all sodas 'coke'

AZ calls em soda.

>>5487118
>>5487165
Living in AZ, can confirm that everyone uses soda.

>>5486282
Now I want a lime rickey or an egg cream.

That would be nice.

I've fucking had it with people arguing whether it is correct to say 'soda' or to say 'pop' when referring to "soda-pop". They're two halves of the same name you fuckwits.

>>5485895
Probably because of the jewish transplants from the northeast retiring down there.

>>5485894
This could be the most jewish drink in existence, however I am a pop guy

here in austria we call that shit zuckerwasser (sugary water)

drink some squirt
i'll even squirt some in your mouth

>>5485779
>>5485785
Michibros

>carbonated corn water

I just name the brand I'm talking about.

>>5487529

What does root beer taste like? I've never even seen it.

>>5487538
>What does root beer taste like?

I...i don't know, now that i think about it. It just tastes like...root beer? It's kinda similar to cola....only more, eh, spicey is the wrong word...but theres kind of a.....eh, a little vanilla maybe....but like.....root beer

>>5487538
>What does root beer taste like? I've never even seen it.
Seriously? Not in the U.S.? Never had a root beer?

It's early cola days recipe...back when cola had cocaine, and beverages were mixed by pharmacists at the local pharmacy/soda shoppe combos, and touted for healthful ingredients. It's heavy on the sweet vanilla cream soda flavor, with various dozen or so spices, most notably a touch of ginger and anise. The "root" from root beer goes back to the sasparilla days. The brits have burdock root soda.

>>5487538
pepto bismol

>>5487538
Tastes like sarsaparilla

>>5487543
>back when cola had cocaine
coca extract != cocaine

>>5487539
To me it has the taste of mouthwash

>>5487546

Now I'm not interested.

>>5487550
ignore this autist

soda is carbonated water

pop is soooo delicious!

pic related: OP is a fag

>>5487562
I've heard this kind of thing from other people, but I don't understand. Mouthwash/toothpaste only taste like mint, and root beer definitely has no mint flavor.

>A coke please
>... is Pepsi ok?

You know what I meant, you fucking slut.

>>5487774
This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did.

>>5485761
>sodypop

>>5485779
washington state here

no one calls it pop

everyone here calls it soda

>being this sigogglin
They're called dopes.

>>5487227
Soda pop is a bastardization of the proper term "soda" to appease fat angry midwesterners.

Depends on how it's being used. If I'm asking if somebody would like a drink I say "soda" as a generic term. If I'm ording I'll be specific as a to what brand/drink I'd like (Coke/Pepsi/Sprite/Yellow Mellow/etc..). Do people seriously just say soda/pop/fizzy-suggary for any old type of soda?

>>5486282
>The term 'pop' began use somewhere in the 1800's after the use of soda, when sarsaparilla soda was popular, but nobody really knows why the fuck it started.

People have said that the term 'pop' came into usage because of the noise that was made when depressing the internal stopper of Victorian fizzy drinks bottles. Hutchinson bottles in the USA and Codd bottles in the UK.

Can't find any reliable source to say how true this is though.

>>5485761
Am I reading wrong (I could be), or are the diet/zero/sugar free versions twice as expensive? What the fuck is up with that?

>>5486060
Of course there are 2ltr bottles. They're just taller and straight, instead of dumpy and bulbous.

>>5487165
As someone who has lived in Georgia for seven years, I can confirm that nobody call soda 'coke' when not referring to Coca-Cola.

>>5486106
Hello fellow Central FL. I usually use soda as both where I was raised (CT) and here use it. The only time I hear people call it pop is in threads like these.

>>5488015
Healthy food is more expensive.

>>5485856
>WHITE COKE

My family visited...Alabama, I think it was? The birthplace of Coca-cola (as you can tell by the fact I don't even recall the state, the trip wasn't very memorable). Dad was in some card-game tournament, so Mom, my brother, and I did the Coca-cola tour thing, it was kinda neat to taste other countries' flavors and stuff though.

At one point we went out to dinner, and my brother innocently asked for a Pepsi, and we got kicked out of the restaurant. I have to admit it didn't dawn on me at the time either that they wouldn't carry both products.

>>5486093

no we don't. In north england we say pop,only 3 years old say that and southerners

>>5488110
Do you say 'council pop' for tap water?

>>5488110
South-East reporting, only ever heard things called by brand name when ordering something. Only other word is simply ''drink'', as in, ''I'm going to get a drink. Maybe a Fanta'' etc.

>>5488106
>Alabama
>Birthplace of Coke
Fucking moron. A simple Google search will reveal the true birthplace of Coca Cola....
Columbus Georgia

>>5488110
I'll fuck your brown toothed mother if I've ever heard a Southerner use the term fizzy drink.
Educate yourself before making hypothetical guesses and pretending they're facts you butt ugly europoor. Fuck you

>>5488129
(Tip: He meant someone from the south of England. You may be calm.)

Where I live it's kind of like the south.

Everything is a Dr. Pepper.
"I'll have a Dr. Pepper."
"What kind?"
"Coke."

>>5487525

there's always one joke-telling guy on this board

>>5488135
What savagery is this?

sup /ck/

Anybody ever buy Jobu's Rum?

I hear it is very bad to steal it.
Very Bad.

>>5488135
Sorta similar situation here. It's like:
>What would you like to drink?
>I'd like a Cherry Coca Cola
>sure, what kind
>Sprite

>>5488167
Shit I thought I was the only one.

Me: I'll have a Diet Pepsi.
Them: No prob, what kind?
Me: Orange Fanta

Soda Pop

>>5488106
World of coke is in Atlanta.

>>5488174
>>5488167
this never happened

if you say a specific drink they wont ask what kind, if you ask for a coke then they ask what kind. no one is going to say do you want a sprite? sure! what kind? thats stupid

>>5488120
I see Royal Crown is running a misinformation campaign in here

>>5488106
i dont think ive ever seen a restaurant that has both fountain coke and pepsi

>>5488189
Not true dawg. I took a trip to Mississippi a few years ago, and I had to first ask for a Non-caffeinated Vanilla Diet Coke before they asked me "what kind?" and I could actually order the root beer that I wanted.

>>5488041
That's because the only people who call them all cokes are the inbred retards in Florida. Truly the worst place on Earth.

>>5485856
no one has ever called sprite "white coke"
its not even white

>>5486106
>cold drinks
And I thought calling them Cokes was retarded.

>hurr durr dey r served cold so dey r all cold drinks
>hurr durr a coke is a type of that so they're all coke

Fucking idiots

>>5488201
how much is the troll toll today?

>>5488195
Those two companies will only supply restaurants with product if they agree on exclusivity. Otherwise the owner would have to actually buy two liters when he wanted to restock and I'm not even sure if you're allowed to funnel soda from two liters into the fountain.

>>5488206
not true dawg. I took a trip to North Carolina a few years ago, and I to first ask for a Diet White Coke with chocolate before they asked me "what kind?" and I could actually order the cheerwine that I wanted/

>>5485761
It isn't soda.
It isn't pop.
It isn't soft drink.
It's disgusting.

Why are we even talking about it? What bears discussing? Stop buying it you fat greasy shit.

>>5488217
just stop it

>>5488210
you cant b/c the fountain mixes a syrup with soda water

>>5488217
such troll

>>5488227

I ordered a Diet Cherry Coke and they brought me a Diet Cherry Coke when I wanted a Grape Crush.

whadda world whadda world

>>5488233
Wow what terrible service, I'd have left no tip and sued.

>>5488233
Kids these days just don't know how to do anything! Too busy with phasebook if you ask me.

>>5488239
Wtching Game of Thrones
Get thirsty
Hey Mom!
Bring me a Pepsi!
What kind?
Mountain Dew Voltage!
And she brings me a Cherry Coke.
Moms are awesome!

>>5488260
What's awesome about bringing you a Cherry Coke when you clearly wanted a 7-Up?

>>5488193
I.see you're an uneducated fucktard. Coca Cola's formula was created by John Pemberton in Columbus Georgia. Look it up asshole

>>5488266
It was a joke you sperg. Didn't realize I was talking to a coke historian, educated in all ways coca cola who would take such offense.

>>5488275
Sorry to be such an ass but people always assume things before doing proper research. It's hard to distinguish sarcasm with text. My mistake

I'm from PA. Everyone calls it pop here.

>>5488284
Its such a travesty that the South gets such a bad rep based on media portrayals of the dumbest three toothed sister fuckers that reside here. Some of us are actually quite intelligent if the time is taken to get to know us. I hate dumbfuck hillbillies as well as the next guy because I'm a hard working college educated Southern Gentleman. Georgia Tech grad 2007 with a Bachelors in Electrical Engineering. Sorry Northerners and Euros. Guess I'm not fit to live here...

In the UK we call it a fizzy wizzy drinky winky.

>>5488309
That's just fucking stupid. What are you? A toddler?

>>5488303
>Southern Gentleman

>>5488311
that was sarcasm....

it's just fizzy drink/energy drink

>>5488321
>12 years old
>Still sleeps with mother
>Virgin for life
So when are you planning your next school shooting? Laughing at people who are far superior to you is conisidered jealousy. Stop making a fool of yourself before someone kicks you in your pussy

>>5488435

>>5488435

>not calling it läsk

>>5488522
Wow you got me there...
You're still trying too hard. No one is laughing at your mediocre attempts of sarcasm.

>>5488965
Kek, you really think you're something special huh?

I'm pre-med at UGA, live on Milledge Avenue.
I was raised in Buckhead and drive a BMW. I bang girls you could only dream of everyday. I mean shit, right now I'm in my private box at turner field (my fraternity brother owns it) and am drinking scotch and snortin lines while getting a bj and posting from my phone.

Look at you, some washed up tech nerd who could only afford college on a hope grant, probably in some shitty trailer park right now jacking off to chinese cartoons
>b-but it's my own place, i r smart i went to ga t-tech!

Pathetic. Better wash up for 3rd shift at the kia plant, wouldn't want to lose that sweet job your engineering degree landed . Fuggin nerd

>>5489076
I am a white American. I am 22 and at a very renowned college. My parents have an annual travel budget of $150,000 and I have a stipend of $50,000/year. Just to give you an idea of where I come from.

Did you ever have a personal chef growing up? Have you traveled to over 30 countries before the age of 20? Have you ever hunted?

Maybe when you get past the idea of grilled GMO-corn-fed, antibiotic-treated, hormone-injected beef steak being the epitome of cuisine you will understand that it is a rather cheap ingredient that can be enjoyed in various ways.

Until that time, enjoy your bimonthly steak on you pedestal made out of cheap beer cans and unrealized goals.

>>5489076
>look at me I'm so kewl
Let me roll up my jeans because the shit just got deep....
This nigger is full of it

>>5489076
>pre-med
lol so you are a biology undergrad? Let me know when you actually get in or if you crack first.

>>5489081
Hey, I remember when I posted that.

>>5489076
wtf are you doing on 4chan dude

>>5489165
Pretending to be someone I'm not.

>>5488288
Maybe out towards Pittsburgh, definitely not down towards Philly (or maybe it's cause i haven't lived in PA all my life).

>>5489157
Like I give a fuck about med school.
For one thing got some friends on the admission boards at both emory and vandy.
For another thing I'm thinking about changing my major anyway and just getting rich taking over dad's business. Life's a highway for me scrub

>>5489081
>such wealth
>my parents are richer than yours
>ralph lauren bed sheets
do you think anyone gives half a fuck about any of those things? nobody cares. get over yourself bitch. your parents are poor white trash and you'll probably end up knocking some fat inbred whore up and live off the government. come on now, let's be honest

>>5489162
I wish I saved the thread. I don't remember the last time I've wanted to strangle someone through a tcp/ip connection.

>>5489200
>daddy's business
>life's a highway
>scrub
Sounds like somebody's up past their bedtime......
What does Daddy do? Custodial service at a data center like where I work at? I always wondered who came behind me after I took those massive toilet clogging shits at work and then came back later to find it spotless. How does he do it? Kabaam??? Ajax????
I must know!

>>5489243
Ha you the baby back bitch nerd that went to tech? Wanna talk shit huh, come to athens some day and me and my brothers will shut your cocksucker up for you and you'll see how real southern gentleman take care of business.

Don't worry what business my dad does, you ain't got shit on our money you sad little bitch.

>>5489267
Your "brothers"???
I'm sure I could kick the pussy out of you and three more of your little frat fag friends at once. You're such a bitch you need your friends to fight for you. Sounds like a coward to me. And even if you do, by some miracle, have friends, I'm sure they could care less about some dude on 4chan getting you all butt hurt by not bowing down to you. They only reason anybody would want anything to do with you is to use you for your money. I have a very fulfilling life with friends and family who enjoy spending time with me because I'm a cool guy to hang with. You sound like such a tool. I feel sorry for you. Maybe you'll grow up one day when all your "boys" have moved on because they realized there's more to life than a bank statement and you'll end up on that Hoarders show with a house full of useless shit to take the pain away from being a snot nosed brat who nobody wants anything to do with

>Sodypop
World will BURN with my hatred for these people

>>5487538
>What does root beer taste like?

Chicken

>>5489327
Yeah, you don't have nuts to say that except behind the keyboard tech nerd. Come to the KA castle and we'll see what's up

>>5489445
Fuck you dude. I can smell your pussy and it STNKS.
>come to Koward Assfucks and we'll see what's up
Fucking hilarious

>>5488185
Ehhhh I was close, they sound alike.

>>5487538

kinda like a vanilla cola

somewhere between coke and cream soda, moreso than say... vanilla coke.

>>5489626
jesus, what kind of root beer are you drinking

>>5489673

mug?

>>5489675
you should see a doctor

>>5489678

you know i said it DIDN'T taste like vanilla coke, right?

it is very similar to cream soda, but more cola-y.

>>5489695
it CAN be creamy but by no means is it a cream soda coke cross

>>5489695
>i said it didnt taste like vanilla coke

>kind of like a vanilla coke

ayy lmao

>>5489460

>>5489729
>assuming I give a fuck about some undergrad virgin
>assuming I don't make enough money to buy a shitty BMW
Get fucked neck beard. Excuse me, Nurse Neck beard, LPN. How's it feel to know that my 2013 Shelby GT500 would smoke that second hand shit your dear old dad (aka Dr. Janitor) scrubbed shit out of toilets just to spoil his sweet little boy. Does Daddy buy your love? Is that where you get this mindset that your better than someone based on their income? You're stinking up this thread with your adolescent ideals. The Bulldogs suck. Mark Richt is a fag. And you're 3 pounds of shit in a half pound bag. Go make me a sandwich cuz I just finished inside your mother. Now GTFO son

>>5489784
>thinking a 2013 shelby is a real Shelby

>>5489699
Cream soda tastes absolutely nothing like vanilla Coke.

>>5489795
>Thinking that a BMW isn't a piece of shit
>Thinking I don't have a six car garage worth over a million bucks
>Thinking your not a spoiled tiny little shit fish in an ocean of sharks

>>5489811
i guess /ck/s resident bentley richfag got unbanned

>>5489815
Do you even American?
Bentley? Seriously kid?
I only buy American and I support hard work and good ethics. You're the mother fucker who started a "look what I have" contest. I earned my shit, bitch. Most of us weren't spoon fed titty babies like you. You don't have a fucking leg to stand on. Probably never even been in a real fight considering you expect your little frat bros to handle your dirty work. How much do you pay them to fight your battles after you start running that cock sucker? Learn to shut the fuck up sometime and maybe people won't look at you like the little fucking nigger that we all know you to be

>>5489815
nah, still banned. obviously someone who uses "your" instead of "you're" isn't worth the dirt on my bentley's treads

>>5489846
>I only buy American
toppest kek

>>5489846
such assumptions

>not knowing who /ck/s resident bentley richfag is
babys first time on /ck/?

>>5489784
>>5489811
>>5489846

>>5489857
Probably, lol.

>>5489865
how was the billion dollar sunday?

>>5489848
>grammar police
Please excuse my errors and forgive me kind sir. I was too busy enjoying your father's tongue lapping up my ball sweat. First it was a BMW and now a Bentley...
Where do the lies end and the truths begin? You're a clever little count aint ya

>>5489871
Haven't had a chance to pop over there yet, but I might be able to make time before I have to go to Shanghai next month.

>>5489872
Hahahahaha
You got trolled by a 12 year old. I love fucking with you stupid idiots!
How does THAT feel doofus!???
Hahahahaha

>>5489874
>ever going to chingchongistan

>>5489881
underageb&

>>5489881
I don't have a Shelby but I want one. Right now I got a Harp bmx but I'm savin up. I don't like Bentley's .too boxy and ugly and Europeans are stoopid

>>5489872
What? Where did the BMW come from? Even though I have two of them.

#rekt

>>5489882
>not being part of the next major global economic center and circlejerking about japanese cartoons instead

>>5489889
Here's my big bros car
Its way nicer than some stupid bentley

>>5489893
>being this rich and not doing everything you can to help your own nation prosper instead of encouraging another

Dunno who's trolling who anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5489898
>Dukes of Hazard reject car better than a 1998 serial number ONE out of SEVEN Bentleys
>fuzzy dice
You're only right about the all eyes on me, because anyone with half a brain is going to gawk at that car and say "jesus that looks awful"

>implying thats not all 'coke'

>>5489890
Get a load of this fagget

>>5489902
>2014
>being patriotic and nationalistic
I couldn't give a fuck that there are starving children in America or impoverished black ghetto communities everywhere. I've earned my right to be as hedonistic and neglectful as possible. If I can work hard for my things, Joe Schmo can too. No excuses. No bailouts.

>>5489912
Get a load of this philistine

I bet you eat at restaurants that list their prices lol

>>5489906
How about I kick the shit out of your jap-loving ass, fagget? Chung chong Chang mother fucker

>>5489919
>implying I don't hate Japan with every fiber of my being
shei shi ni de baba, pengyou?

>>5489916
I bet everyone you've ever met either secretly or admittedly hates you. You're probably a <6' tall Manley. Any woman who's ever had the misfortune of fucking you did it only and purely for the money. Get rekt greedy anti American cock sucker

>>5489922
you better be careful or youll get another ban

>>5489926
manlet
Damn you iphone

>>5489926
manlet
Damn you iphone

>>5489926
>hates me
Doesn't matter that I'm universally hated. I'm wealthier than almost everyone I've ever encountered, save for a few business partners/friends.
><6' manlet
5'10, but manlet status cuts off at 5'8, so keep projecting
>only for the money
Lol, paying for sex. All you have to do is flash your Breitling watch at them and go for a "fancy" dinner and they'll be all over you. The ones who do it for money pursue dates after the first one in hopes of attaining a providing relationship.

get rekt you patriotic peasant

>>5489930
I got banned for using excessive racial slurs that apparently belong on /pol/, I have done nothing wrong this time and I will exercise caution.

>>5489936
>>5489938
this is a sign from the gods telling you to stop trying

>>5489922
I.don't speak Chink but I know you're a loser. Money or no money. How many children do you have? Do you have a beautiful wife who loves you because you're an awesome person? Doubt it
Probably just some sterile Donald Trump looking mother fucker. The only reason Ivanka is with that ugly fat shit is for his money. She fucks guys like me because real men get her pussy wet. And I only bring home 45,000 annually
My life is perfect and I drive a ten year old car, live in an 1800 square foot home in a subdivision with two beautiful healthy children and the perfect wife who think I'm the most important person in the world. The jokes on you needle dick Danny Devito
And to top it all off... I'm 6'2" with a nice thick 8 inch cock. I'll be here when that bitch you think is yours wants a real man

>>5489967
26 master race
>children
lol
>wife
LOL
>45k/annum
how many teeth does she have?
>literally dragging epeens into this
You're allowed to talk smack when you have the capital to back it up, peasant.

>bragging about having a shitty life
God, I love Obama voters. Endless source of lulz.

>>5489974
Laugh all you want. I have the better life and you know it. Its ok to be jealous little manlet. I'm completely happy and want nothing. I have everything I want. I know plenty of millionaires that I work FOR and as far as I'm concerned, my wife is hotter than theirs, my children are better looking than theirs, and I'm in much better shape than them. They always have this pissed off demeanor about them I can't quite figure out. Guess money doesn't buy happiness. I smile all the time because I'm truly happy. My friends are cooler than yours and we all lift. Your bitch will be eyeballing our cocks the next time you take her to the beach and us "loser middle class patriot peasants" are having fun playing volleyball, drinking cheap beer, listening to some good ol country music. Woohooooo life is good nigger! Fuck you fagget!
Hahahahahaha you're a pussy and you know it! I'm laughing my ass off thinking about you. I know what women really think about fuckers like you and its hilarious how you guys think you're so special because you got money. What a stupid fuck you are!
Lololololol

>>5490001
Yeah, nah. I might save your assmad for pasta, though. Your stupidity imitates brilliance.

>>5490001
post pix of hambeast BBQ King

it's soda pop

soda is the adjective describing the noun. it's pop.

>>5490013
>hurt durr look at me I'm a sad little bitch
Keep trying dipshit. Nobody is jealous of you. You're a fucking loser. I don't care if you think I'm stupid. I'll just kick your ass if you try to belittle me. I'm alpha as fuck. Go drive your Bentley into a tree nigger. Obama is a nigger and you want to suck his dick

>>5490014
Everybody see this little perv trying to get pics of my beautiful wife? Why would I share the person I love with a fucktard like you? Get your own pussy fagget. Not my fault they're all plastic surgeried sluts with pussy warts and only want your little dick because you buy them shit. Dream on nigger

>>5490028
100/10 made me laugh audibly

>>5490039
Do you think the word "faggot" is offensive or are you just an uneducated blue-collar disposable?

>beat the shit out of me
I'm the founder and CEO of a small arms manufacturing/military technology company, Cletus. You and your tire iron mean nothing.

>>5490041
I'm going to bed richfag
Gotta work tomorrow at my peasant job. Feel sorry for me
Fuck you and die
I can't stop smiling knowing how pissed you are because your life is meaningless. Have fun being a manlet and tell yourself you're happy because you're wealthy. That's fucking epic
Fagget

>>5490053
Well, don't worry. This thread will be here for a while, and you two can continue your conversation tomorrow or some other time.

>>5490053
Please come back tomorrow, you've given me another reason to smile tonight.

>>5490053
Ooooooooh big man with a gun. How's that gun work when I punch you in your fucking throat? And I'm actually combat trained in case you're feeling like a bad ass. You aint shit in a nigger's yard son

>>5490063
who the fuck are you even replying to?
>punch me in the throat
>combat trained
My lungs hurt from laughing

>>5490058
how do you feel about vegans and also africa as a whole

>>5490001
Is this copypasta?

>>5490073
I think veganism is retarded, but I'll continue to eat what I like to eat and laugh at those who think their vegan diet is better.
Africa as a whole should be paved over and recolonized. There are a handful of individual countries that are doing just fine, though. 75% of Africa is fubar and 25% can be turned around and pointed in the right direction.

>>5490063
>What did you say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...

>>5490073
>vegans - eat a hamburger and tell me you didn't like it
>africa - home of the nigger

>>5490090
+10

>soda
>pop
>not calling it a fountain drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAiTt3fhSas

>>5490108
>this

>>5490108
except most are sold from a fountain

>>5490001
Missed it by one.
>>5490000

>>5487538
ginger and vanilla

>>5485761
Gimmie dat Coke nigga
Naw mane, day shit in day red can wif white lettas

Ausfag here.

It's soft drink here.

>pop

Hyuk hyuk

>>5489699


i said vanilla cola, emphasis on the two parts rather than the whole. i didn't say vanilla coke, which would imply the product... vanilla coke.

>>5486093
I call them all 'juice'

>>5489941
5'10 lol

Here in Georgia we usually call it soda or soft drinks unless a brand is being specified.
However, if you ask for a coke at a restaurant and receive pepsi, Georgia law requires you to organize a posse to drag the manager to the center of town so he can be stoned to death with peach pits.

>>5485936
>implying the South has power anymore

Great thread.

>>5490636
>implying the South has power anymore

Of the last several Presidents:
Obama: 5 years - north
Bush: 8 years - south
Clinton: 8 years - south
Bush: 4 years - south
Reagan: 8 years - west
Carter: 4 years - south
Ford (non-elected): 2 1/2 years - north
Nixon: 5 1/2 years - California
Johnson: 5 years - south
Kennedy: 3 years - north
Eisenhower: 8 years - mid west
Truman: 8 years - south

>>5487529
>Detroit's hometown soda

...why would I want to drink a bottle of rust?

>>5485761
What's with the fat bottles? Are they 3 litre?

>>5487529
god that shit is good.

>>5493449
are you talking about the Canada Dry and Sunkist? Those are 3 liter bottles, the others are part of their new design to be held with one hand so you can hold the bottle and hold the cup at the same time. I never had a problem with the other bottles for pouring and hold with one hand, these bottles make it easier due to their shape.

Went to the US. Ordered a whiskey and coke to go with my beer.

'So you want Pepsi right?'

U wat cunt?

>>5488096
>sugar free
>healthy

Fad diet freak confirmed.

>>5485921
Sticking plasters/plasters, tissues, polystyrene, and whilst I'm here, pop. Britbong master race

>>5488129
Protip: if you here someone fro me gland using these terms,
Northerner
Southerner
Southern cunt
Southern Jessie
Them soft cunts down south
Southern twat
Northern monkey
Northern twat
Northern cunt
Northern wanker
They mean someone from the north or south of England. It is a well established tradition to call anyone from further south than you a southerner, and vice versa.

>>5485779
I live in Dallas and the only people that use "coke" as the general term are white trash.

>>5485761
Tonic thread? Cool.

>>5494662
From the Dallas area, can confirm.