/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You fucking boil them

what the fuck who doesnt know this shit

OP here how do you boil noodles please dont troll

>>5478996
Pour 2 cups of water into a toaster, turn it on for its longest setting. Once steam starts rising you put the noodles down in as though they were bread. Then just wait about 2 minutes until the noodles are soft.

>>5479009
Ok thanks finally someone answers I guess thats why the are square and thin right?

I just looked on the wrapper and it doesnt say anything about boiling them why do you guys have to fucking lie. I am just trying to get some help.

>>5478996

you take a bunch of oil, like one inch in a pot, boil it up, then take a small cup of cold water and put it in there. When they mix up, put in the noodles.

> be me
> wondering if OP is troll of 7 year old.
> hear knock on door.
> im under arrest for burning a 7 year old.
> there's all kinds of neighborhood moms with picket sighns, too.
> cops said they didn't have a ride so the picketters were in the back seat with me
> 7 year old was my father from future.
> i start fading.
> apparently i was born through fingerbanging and the semen glands on my dad's fingers were singed off.
> faaading

>>5479011
Yep. They don't fit in all toasters though. If they don't fit in yours the best thing to do find a container that the noodles will fit in, put in just enough water so that the noodles float, then drop in a hot hair straightener to boil it up.

>>5479011
yeah, but that guy is an amateur. You're supposed to press the on button on the toaster BEFORE you put water into it. Otherwise the steam won't activate. Also it helps to keep the toaster steady with your hand while you're doing this.

Or just do this method:
>>5479015

>>5479015
Mom said we were out of oil and I am not 7 I am actually 12 and very mature for my age and want to surprise my parents with a noodle dinner can anyone else give a decent way to fix them?

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What the fuck is happening to my toaster I cant believe I trusted you guys my moms going to kill me!

>>5479041
Holy shit guys he actually did it.....

>>5479041
I want to believe

I'm gonna need to see a timestamp to believe this. Amusing thread though.

Oh, and inb4 b&.

>>5479046
this isnt fucking funny my mom is going to ground me from my xbox for like a month, how do i fix it??

>>5479041
My mom wants to talk to whoever told me to do this right now she said if she doesn't get an explanation she is sueing 4chan.

>>5479059
Grab a fork or a knife and try to pry the heat coils off so they stop boiling the water. You can snap them back into place later once you've dried it.

>>5479058
What do you mean a time stamp my iPhone 6 doesn't have that feature does it? If it does do I need to ask Siri?

>>5479061
Alright, put her on. But first click this:
>>>/hc/

>>5479064
You tried

3/10

>trolling is so advanced that it has become hard to tell who's trolling and who's not

This thread seemed promising but it's gone down hill fast.

>>5479064
name, date and time on a piece of paper please.

>>5479067
Okay im Not fucking stupid.

>>5479077
You're right, click this instead:
>>>/hm/

>>5479064
Timestamp is when you take a piece of paper, write the date and time on it, and hold it so it's in the picture.

>>5479061
i fugged ur mom i fuged her with the big benis in her budhole tell her vlad hi says she knows)))))

>>5479087
dont fucking talk about my mom like that shes a better person then youll ever be

Look i dont even care about the raman anymore i just want to know how to fix my toaster my mom is pissed

>>5479103
Plug it in, turn it on, and wash it out in the sink.

>>5479098
i fug her good remember her my benis my big benis on her hary bagina she love yes taste like salo

Same thing happened to me. Turns out the water just messes with the coil that heats up in the toaster. Oddly enough, I got it fixed by slipping about 5-6 nickels into it, and it works fine for me.

>>5479041
i have that same spice rack lol

>>5479110
Yeah so i can set my fucking sink on fire too? Try again

>>5479111
you illiterate motherfucker i cant even understand you why dont you go back to 3th grade

>>5479118
you fucki g retard sink is where water comes from water can't light on fire

please tell me this is real

>>5479015
mfw this is you

>>5479125
ok but what does it run on? fucking electricity which is lightning which is fire dumbass

>>5479124
happy time at motel 6 we fug in hot tub first woman ever put tounge in my budhole i have egstasy her bobs so soft on my benis i will always treasure fond memory

>>5479135
and oil absorbs fire you fucking moron that's how they get I do hot to make fries
dump oil in there and it'll suck up the fire

>>5479136
nope still cant understand you

That didnt just happen

>>5479145
absolute bleasure

>>5478981
>>5479022
Summer is leaking.

>>5478981
>>5479022
please sticky this

>>5478981
hi helena

MODS = GODS

thank you based mods

I sometimes eat Ramen Noodles without cooking it. Actually not that bad. Don't know OP's problem.