/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sorry on video link this is what I meant to grab:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqPL6X-aCc

>>5469798
Holy fuck

Did she died?

quick google tells me she's a professional eater. So she probably just threw it all up after the contest.

in fact I'm almost sure that's what she does with all of the contests shes been a part of. She's only 120lbs

>The self-described “bottomless pit” is no stranger to gastric glory. In January, she devoured a record 363 wings in 30 minutes at a competition in Philadelphia, earning a $22,000 prize, according to philly.com. She was listed as being 5-foot-7 and weighing 125 pounds at that contest. She probably weighed about 10 pounds heavier after eating both steak dinners Monday.

Murrica

two 72oz steaks is nine pounds alone. Plus the sides on the first steak.

I don't care if you throw all that back up or not. That's gotta wreck you somehow just ingesting it

But can I use ketchup?

http://bigtexan.com/

>Before the time starts, you will be allowed to cut into the steak, and take one bite. If the steak tastes good and is cooked to your satisfaction, we will start the time upon your acceptable approval. The time will not stop, and the contest is on, so make SURE before you say “yes.”

well at least they don't cheat you by making it well done or some shit

>>5469807
stomach expand just fine. the whole digestion is probably a mess and you probably gets to shit undigested meat at some point. Most people would just force themselves to vomit anyway, there's no reason ti assimilate once you got the price.

I could probably do it personally, but 15 minute would ruin the pleasure, I like to chew and taste the savor, stuffing like that is just a waste.

h-how do you even cook a chunk of meat that massive and get it cooked evenly?

>>5469823

one cow is kept at the store in case of the challenge.

if ordered, the cow is killed 10 minutes before served to you, kek

We have a steakhouse here who runs their own farm from which the meat comes. I always thought it would be cool if like lobster you could go and hand pick the cow earlier that day/day before or whatever.

Just walk around the pasture, analyzing the cows. Checking them out, feeling them. And then just be like..
>Yup. You. I'm going to eat you. I'm going to be responsible for your death cow, get in my belly.

Then smile and walk away

>>5469813

New challenge

> eat 72 ounces of well done steak

>No consumption or sharing of the leftovers is allowed in the restaurant once the contest is over.

This seems odd.

can you imagine how distended your gut would look after eating that

is paying per ounce considered good value?

>>5469890
Keep in mind you also get the shrimp cocktail, salad, baked potato, and roll.

>No consumption or sharing of the leftovers is allowed in the restaurant once the contest is over.
I can do whatever the fuck I want with a steak I paid for.

So a professional eater does this and I'm supposed to kiss her ass?

If Shaq did a slam dunk, is that anymore news than this?

>>5469889

Distended guts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw8iljkD1So

>>5469904
surpuised it compacted that much

>tattoos

Is the steak weighted raw? You could cheat a good deal off that weight by ordering super well done. Also how do they define swallowed? If you train your anus with a nice dragon dildo, you can probably "swallow" a nice long chunk of that as well.. and enjoy the leftovers later!

>>5469816
you really don't understand digestion

>stomach expand just fine.

nope, stomach distension is a real thing and very much a problem. you can only vomit food that remains in the stomach itself - a small sac-like part of the digestive tract prior to the pyloric sphincter

once something passes that point, you can't vomit it; peristalsis prevents it from returning

occasionally people with chronic constipation will vomit foods that have passed this point, but as you'd expect they're actually vomiting feces that has been in the gut for days

>the whole digestion is probably a mess and you probably gets to shit undigested meat at some point.

this is true of literally 100% of the foods you eat, in any quantity - if you're eating normally you do not digest/absorb 100% of anything and thus are shitting "undigested" foods every time you shit

understanding this is key to understanding nutrition - the foods we eat, by weight, contain far more calories etc than we're actually capable of absorbing with our single-stomach digestive tracts

>Most people would just force themselves to vomit anyway, there's no reason ti assimilate once you got the price.

most people wouldn't enter a stupid competition to each 8% of their body weight in under 15 minutes, don't even try to bring normal psychologies into this

>>5469892
She was eating onion rings

>>5469798
What is dignity?

>eating challenges / contests
>'professional eaters'

>>5469800
I want to marry this woman.

>>5469871
Woah there Satan

>>5470215
>nope, stomach distension is a real thing and very much a problem. you can only vomit food that remains in the stomach itself - a small sac-like part of the digestive tract prior to the pyloric sphincter

"The stomach can expand to hold up to 4 L (4.2 qts.) of food, more than 50 times its empty volume."

http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/JonathanCheng.shtml

>>5470158
>If you train your anus with a nice dragon dildo, you can probably "swallow" a nice long chunk of that as well.. and enjoy the leftovers later!
Only on 4chan.

>>5470275

>>5469804

that's really the only possibility unless she has severe untreated graves or something

>>5469904
This is my fetish... I can totally masturbate to that.

>>5470278
Kawaii, nigga.

>>5469898
Yeah and the restaurant reserves the right to boot your ass off the property

>>5469800
I feel like I'd rip my teeth out if I ate a steak like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8n_ceDurQ0
Except he ate it with a fork and knife

>>5470301

I suspect dumping syndrome for a lot of competitive eaters. Especially the ones who look too skinny.

>>5470301
Or she could just eat very little outside of contests.
I tend to only have one small meal a day, but I've nearly been banned from buffets before because of how much I eat.

So what? Cavemen used to sit down and eat 40 pounds of meat at a time from fresh kills. The only reason 9 pounds seems like a lot now is because grains have weakened our digestive system and made us unable to eat large, healthy amounts of food like our carnivorous ancestors. Look up the Paleo diet for more information.

~We are the champions my friend~
~And we'll keep on fighting, 'till the end~
~We are the champions~

This has awakened something in me.

I bet she zuks a mean dik

I saw her doing it on CNN.wow bitch can eat.

>>5469898

Sure you can. Just not in THEIR restaurant.

>>5471129
>put your dick near a mouth that chews through 10 pounds of meat for fun
>even once
dude
that's how you go eunuch

That's the girl from the Tosh.0 episode where he takes her on a dinner date and she eats an ungodly amount of food. I think it was two salads, a plate of sliders, a fajita plate, an entire cheesecake, a bowl of chowder, and a milkshake.

Here she is. Couldn't find the Tosh clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEqsaDala-A

>>5469798
I want to marry her. My wife will have to deal

>>5469826
A steak is usually aged to develop the flavour. So this is an awful idea.

>>5469798
Is she bulimic or something? How can somebody that thin eat so much? I actually thought she was anorexic for a moment.

>>5469823
relatively low and slow in the over, with a searing after (or maybe before, I haven't tried)

>>5471265

>bite off as much as you can swallow
>drink some water when swallowing starts to become a problem
>no chewing involved
>vomit everything up as soon as the camera is off

Competitive eating would be much more interesting if it was an endurance challenge rather than a race.

fuck me

bet she looks like shes preggo after eating that