/ck/ - Food & Cooking

More mayonnaise, more mustard or more paprika?

add eggs

i pretend theyre deviled eggs

>>5445877
Three words

>Curry powder NIGGAAAA

>>5445877

Egg
Fresh Celery
Fresh onion
Hellmans mayo, no miracle whip
Salt
Fresh ground pepper
Maybe add lettuce to sandwich

Diced raw onion and/or chives.

>>5445908
>miracle whip

I don't have a suitable reaction image for how disgusting that sounds

>ask yourself why you are making an egg sandwhich
>make a real sandwhich

add smoked salmon, freshly ground black pepper and some chopped chives

>>5445940

it clearly says "no miracle whip"

>>5445877
Deep fry them.

sometimes i think about doing the whole thing from scratch like that lonely fuck in hitchhikers guide to the universe but then i remember im not that lonely fuck from hitchhikers guide to the universe and i don't

OP here, ew, I've never put mayo in it, is that an American thing?

>>5445940
Can you even read.

>>5446103
I think they're confusing "egg sandwich" for "egg salad". In egg salad sandwiches typically they mix mayo and hard boiled egg and other things but it's usually a lunch sandwich, not a breakfast sandwich.

>>5446103
It's called egg salad, idiot and it's definitely not American exclusive.

I can smell the farts from here

>>5446103
For an egg sandwich you can add any breakfast meats like ham bacon or whatever. You could add some hashbrowns to it or ketchup or cheese.

Take a slice of onion, cook in a frying pan with butter or ghee until soft or brown on both sides. Crack an egg over the onion, put a lid on and cook until the white is set, put it on a biscuit with sharp cheddar and hot sauce (preferably a hot sauce with a lot of flavor, like an Indian hot sauce.)

>>5446106
Can you even question mark.

>>5446103
>OP here, ew, I've never put mayo in it, is that an American thing?

They're thinking of egg salad. However, a thin spread of mayo can make a breakfast egg sandwich good too. I like egg, tomato, and bacon personally. Lots of fresh cracked black pepper on it.

alfalfa sprouts and egg salad go together like peanut butter and jelly.

>>5446127
Bbut ops pick is clearly egg salad with mayo?

>>5446119
>Can you even question mark.
Just how fucking new can you get.

>>5446131

That sounds great, I've got to try that next time.

>>5446141
>implying I wasn't here before you

>>5446155

ohlookitsthisfaggot.pdf

>>5446176
I don't want to get into a stupid argument like this. Let's just suck each others dicks and get it over with.

This is oddly relevant, as I just boiled a dozen eggs to make egg salad, and was contemplating how to go about making the best egg salad ever. Many of the tips in this thread I already do, and I'm looking for more. As of now, I do this:
>finely minced red onion
>finely minced celery
>finely minced gherkins
>sometimes capers, if I have them, rinsed and minced
>mayo
>a little dijon mustard
>minced parsley
>a tiny bit of minced dill
>a smidge of curry powder
>salt, pepper
>lemon zest
>dash of hot sauce
Served on thick, good, white bread with a thick layer of alfalfa sprouts at least (sliced tomatoes in season).

>>5446103
You do realize you posted a pic of EGG SALAD SANDWICH, right? That's not the same as an egg sandwich.

>>5446194
I'm the original guy you were arguing with. I can get on board with this.

Brown Sauce

>>5446248
o ye lemme get a whiff o dat dick suck

>>5445877

Soft-boil the eggs and let them cool a bit, mix them with Heinz salad-cream, add a few splashes of Tabasco and serve on buttered brown bread with sliced tomato.

feta cheese

Cheese. Answer is always cheese.

Get better bread, not that shit-tier toast.

>>5445877
Garlic salt on eggs
Homemade bread
Raw Spinach

Take EVERY suggestion here. Compile them all into a single recipe.

Add cheese and garlic especially, for amusement if nothing else.

Wait, so OP's pic is "egg salad sandwich", not "egg sandwich"?

What does "egg sandwich" look like, then?

As for egg SALAD sandwiches, I just mix boiled eggs, mayo, and sugar. Tastes delicious!

>ctrl f tomato chutney
>nothing

Tomato fucking chutney

>>5445877
Horseradish.

Bacon
Siraccha
Nutella
and use gluten free bread

>>5447021

>>5447206
Why would I want to use gluten free bread?

Not even gonna ask about eggs + nutella, u cray

Liberal use of mayonnaise. Also a bit of hot sauce in the mayo is good. Something like Tapatio. And make sure the egg is fucking hot when you eat it.

>>5447213

EEUGH nah.

I'll stick to my sweet egg "salad" sandwiches. I refuse to eat yolk with cheese. And I'd rather eat yolky eggs with utensils, not with my hands. I hate messy eating.

>>5447347
The cheese isn't necessary. I like to do mayo and cheese, but plenty of people eat them plain.

>>5447347
>>5447370
Also, most people, myself included, fry the egg until the yolk is completely cooked. That was a bad picture, but the idea is fried egg between two pieces of bread, with or without cheese, mayo, and various vegetables. Once you start adding meat it becomes its own thing.

>>5445877
Alton Brown approves of adding semen for creamy goodness.

chopped kimchi

>>5447458
alton brown can add his semen to me any time ifunowatimean

>>5445877
salt
paprica

roasted tomatos

>>5446103
For fucking real? What do you think that thread pic is?

Oh god that looks fucking disgusting. Do people really eat that?

Change "egg salad" to "egg AND salad" and let the good times roll

Pic related

>>5448920
Mustard, lettuce, carrots, avocado, two fried eggs, tomatoes, red onions, and bell peppers on multigrain bread? Did I miss anything?

>egg sandwich
I puked a little. there are places that make that shit on purpose? Like paying for it and the like? Goddamn. BLT was already pathetic enough, but this hits rock bottom.

>>5448951
bretty gud
But it was only one egg,
Melted cheese, not mustard.
Also fresh coriander leaves and cucumber.
And toasted bread of course

>>5446242
Fuckin nice. I have all those ingredients except Mayo and dill. I don't really want to buy a whole bottle of mayo either, can I substitute it?

>>5447347
>I refuse to eat yolk with cheese
are yu jewish?

>>5445877
Mayonnaise and Asafoetida. Try it.

>>5445877
I always go quite simple
You got your mashed up hard boiled egg with a little mayo (standard Hellmans is my choice)
Add some paprika, a light dash of cayenne pepper and some salt, mix that shit in well
Throw in a light garnish like lettuce, cress or celery

Voila, simple and tasty

>>5449027
Yeah, sure. I've subbed sour cream, labne, and greek yogurt before, all with good results. I just happen to prefer the tang of the mayo, but if you don't have it, any of the three aformentioned substitutes will work great. Also, if you don't have dill, you could add a little dill pickle juice (just a couple teaspoons, so you don't make it runny) if you have it.

>>5448984
sounds good would eat
Also, I now see all of those things that I missed. They're all extremely obvious, except for the cilantro.

This thread made me crave egg salad like a bitch, so that's what I'm making for lunch today. Pics will be incoming in awhile.

>implying fried egg sandwiches with pepper, curry powder, lettuce and cheese aren't goat

>>5447375
>most people, myself included, fry the egg until the yolk is completely cooked.

The fuck? That's overcooked. Most people do not cook their eggs that much unless they want to ruin their egg.

>>5449247
For sandwiches mate.

>>5449247
I only like a runny egg if I'm eating it on its own or putting it on top of some kind of meat so it acts as a sauce.

Mix in a pickled egg with the salad.

Bacon. Cheese. Cayenne.

If you're eating the sandwich immediately fried egg sandwiches are by far the best.

>>5445881

>mayo
>with egg

ugh

>>5449492
Mayo already has egg in it. Egg sauce always goes with egg. Just look at eggs benedict.

>>5449696
exactly, it's overkill. especially the creaminess... the thought somehow disgusts me. i find eggs are complimented best by thin, vinegary sauces.

eggs and worcestershire for instance... hell yeah.

>>5449710
thats strange... i would hate eggs with a thin sauce....

its all about mayonegg

>>5449718
I'd much rather be George Michael than his shithead of a father.

>>5449161
>cilantro
it's coriander ya seppo

>>5448920
You shure got a Purdy sam'wich.

>>5450030
Mah erbs

>Honey mustard
>Mayo
>BBQ sauce
>Lemon juice
>Hot sauce

>>5445877
If you're talking egg SALAD ...

Boiled eggs, peeled and chopped fine

Dash or more of hot sauce (Melinda's or Yucatan Sunshine are awesome)

Either poppyseed dressing or Caesar dressing to taste - fuck mayo and miracle whip both

Finely chopped water chestnuts if you like some crunch, or some extra-extra finely chopped walnuts or other nuts.

Teaspoon of Dijon or honey mustard

Very finely chopped roasted red peppers

A bit of hummus is also a very nice addition

Serve on nice seedy 12-grain bread, preferably while the egg salad is still warm. None of your floppy Wonder-type sponge-breads. Toasting optional.

If you like a bit of green, very thinly sliced peeled cucumbers or romaine lettuce leaves are good.

For extra yum, try making a sandwich and grilling it in a pan in the manner of a grilled cheese. Delicious.

Eat chix salad instead with apples, cranberries, and almond slices

>>5451624
Why is it so hard to type out chicken? It's three extra letters.

>>5451631
My keyboard has no k

>>5451631
>using contractions instead of hitting the spacebar once and looking like a person of education.

>>5451641
Contractions are an accepted part of our language, asswipe.

>>5445877
Sweet Relish and chopped bacon

>>5451649
not when you just make up phonetical words because you are too dumb to learn proper spelling. You are le-a tier of retarded to force that toxic behaviour on people.

>>5451654
I didn't make up the contraction "it's" for it is. How buttmad can one person be over nothing?>>5451634
fair enough

>>5446110
>implying that the OP didn't post a picture of an egg salad sandwich, said image even being named "EggSaladSandwich1.jpg"

>>5446131
>eggs and sprouts
>salmonella and e.coli
>both major food groups!!!

>>5447236
>Why would I want to use gluten free bread?
BECAUSE ANIMAL CRUELTY YOU BASTARD

>>5446806
>Get better bread, not that shit-tier toast.

This, bread makes all the difference. I recommend some sort of traditional sourdough, lightly toasted.

>>5454097
Agree with first sentiment, and love sourdough, but beg to differ on egg salad bread - use something heavy and seedy, perhaps with nuts in it as well.

My method is...(for one sandwich)
Hard boil 2 eggs
peel them put them in a bowl
mash them up with the backside of a fork
add some mayo until you get the desired thickness
add about a teaspoon of curry powder
mix it up and add salt or pepper to taste
use whatever bread you like, I'm not the bread police.

>>5454131
Nononononono. Egg salad is delicate. It's one of the few things that works best with white bread.

>>5454172
aww yiss
Now i have to make one of those.

>>5445877
Fried egg master race here
>Fry two eggs in a little oil (fry to taste)
>3 slices of bread, toasted
>put fried eggs on toast while still hot
>add liberal amounts of garlic mayo
>enjoy

>>5448920
I'd proper stuff that up my cunt

Toss that piss away, and make this instead

>>5456214
herp forgot picture

>>5456217
Normally I'm against anti-bread faggots, but that does look good.

Just please don't call it a "lettuce bun".

>>5456282
Why the fuck would I do that? I'd say 'wrapped in lettuce'

>>5456287
I skimmed past a thread the other day that said something about a "lettuce bun fad" or some shit.

>>5456293
worlds full of idiots my friend

>>5449031
Eggs don't count as meat even if he was.

Extra yolk & fresh dill
>egg whites

>>5457461
>fresh dill
Wow. Finally a use for dill.

.

>>5445877
salt

>>5445877
Pleb tier egg salad craves relish. Of the three subtiers, trailerpleb tier demands Great Value brand sweet pickle relish from Wal*Mart, ordinary pleb tier can use any relish you find at a normal grocery story, McMansionpleb tier requires an imported non-sweet non-pickle relish from Whole Foods.

>>5445877
Bacon

Fried egg over medium, seasoned with salt, pepper, and smoked paprika, with a slice of sharp provolone and a slice of smoked ham.

>>5445959
i read it as 'hellmans mayo? no!, miracle whip!"

>>5445877
Ketchup and garlic salt.

Put more egg salad between larger slices of bread.

>>5465058
how

>>5465058

>>5456217
Looks delicious.

>>5457461
>Extra yolk & fresh dill
Dill is amazing in it. So is tarragon.

My favorite egg salad sandwich does have some kind of herb, whether green onion or celery leaves, or served on arugula in the sandwich.

My mom's favorite egg salad features green and black olives, as well as the mayo, eggs, salt, pepper, celery, red onion. It's craveworthy.

My grandmother swore by "Durkee's" which is a slightly mustardy/deviled egg tasting mayo. It was her secret in the guacamole, and my grandfather used it on his vidalia onion sandwiches. Look for it.

I like a curry egg salad. Jamaican curry powder, hot mango chutney, cilantro, and the usual ingredients, eggs, mayo, onion. Works for chicken too.

>>5446114
oh god eggfarts

>>5465058
Lionel pls go