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MRE thread

>> No.5411971

Constipation thread?

>> No.5411974

>>5411965
Gained 15 pounds in a month eating free MRE's after a hurricane. They aren't good tasting, but not bad either. Anyone have the MRE dinner date copypasta?

>> No.5411984

>>5411974
The one where the guy made something like a 10k calorie meal?

Don't got it but I know what your talking about(if that is what your talking about)

>> No.5411996

>>5411984
Yea, his girl was on a diet or something and he made some ridiculous 10k meal out of MRE's and made it look fancy and she kept going on about how good it was, then he eventually told her she just ate like 3 MRE's in a row. It may or may not be the same story as the one where the girl was over for a movie date night and had to keep going to the restroom with explosive diarrhea because of anons cooking. It might be time for another /ck/ humor thread.

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>>5411996
Oh shit, I actually do have it.

>> No.5412027

>>5412005
Oh lord, thank you. I remembered the main details but its nice to read again.

>> No.5412582

>>5411971
Yup. The best part of MRE threads is the awesome MRE shit stories.

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>>5411965
This one is my personal favorite.

>> No.5412618

>warfighter recommended
>warfighter tested
>warfighter approved

what does it mean?

>> No.5412628

>>5412618
It means it been recommended, tested, and approved by people that fight/have fought in wars.

>> No.5412655
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I managed to snag a couple of these last time I went training, one of them feels like it might have a pound cake in it. I hope it's the marbled one.

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>>5412655
I also have a bunch of the heaters somebody tried to throw away.

>> No.5412665

>>5412598
>somebody starts the slow clap
lost it

>> No.5412717

>>5412658
>rock or something
I chuckled.

>> No.5412778
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>still on active duty at dobins
>guys like to to barter their unused MRE rations for smokes and beer
>getting ready for a hunting trip so i stock up on these just in case
>3 days into hunting trip alone, no fish or deer to be had anywhere
>lodge gets snowed in
>have to live off said bartered MRE's
>haven't shit in nearly 5 days
>road melts, finally make it out
>30 minutes after getting home, need to poop badly
>shit was so large and so painful i nearly passed out
>asshole bleeding, i look into the toilet
>i've literally layed a solid log the size of a baseball bat
>try flushing, shit log so massive it can't even make it on the 3rd flush
>pass out on floor in pain
>3 days later i realize i've eaten gulf war rations that were several years expired

>> No.5412861

Do they still make the Chicken Tetrazinni (sp?) entree? That one was always my fave.

>> No.5412863

>>5412598
I desperately hope this is real. Oh man, what a good laugh.

>> No.5412910

>>5412005
fucking gold.

>> No.5412984

>>5412618
seems odd to have commercial-type marketing on military supplies

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>>5412598
I have a few MRE stories to share.

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>>5413073

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>>5413077

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>>5413082

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>>5413086

>> No.5413094

>>5412005
Wait, she still dated him after that? Jesus Christ

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>>5413090
Number 6 was already posted in the thread, so skipping that.

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>>5413096

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>>5413098

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>>5413099

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>>5413101

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>>5413102
Out of stories now.

>> No.5413399

Thanks for the stories, I genuinely laughed.

>> No.5413626

>>5412618
Morale shit.

>> No.5413743

>First week of deployment
>The dfac is closed since we're shutting down the FOB
>We have no MREs
>All my platoon has to eat is a box of molded banana nut muffins
>Driving a truck with a friend of mine
>We find an opened MRE from the last unit
with crackers and CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER still in it
>Split that between the two of us
>Our only meal for the day
>Meal of the gods

The first few weeks of deployment were rough