/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Mild Bobby Sauce looks pretty good, I'll try that.

I have no idea what you're talking about, so I assume you're vintage 2008 underage b& or that special faggot who would actually watch what the Simpsons has devolved into.

The Tangy Sponge Sauce, for reference.

I'd ask for a sample of each.not possible? the tangy. story of my life. at least interesting.kinda.cook what you will, remember the forgotten.,every thing else is gravy. speaking of which, (stfu) otay. hope all is well.

I'd take the Bobby Sauce, personally.

What do you order, /ck/?
>Anything but golden loaf w/ sauce, medium coral bits and seafoam soda

>>5386978

I'll have a double krabby meal, sub the seafoam soda for a kelp shake with a side of the sailors surprise

>>5386978
triple krabby meal with kelp rings
[spoiler]and a toy

>>5386978
salty sea dog and sailor's surprise with a kelp shake

>>5386978
triple krabby patty with cheese, a kelp shake and kelp rings with salty sauce

>>5386836
If that was all they were offering, I'd walk out of the place. Sleazeballs like that must be so popular that they don't need my patronage, and I don't need to be around their pretentenous bullshit.

It's tangy, not "how many scovilles can we fit in a squeezy tube", so I'd go with Tangy.

Also, the dispenser looks less likely to rape me.

>>5386836
>>5386868
If this becomes the next Quinky, I swear to God...

>>5386978
Double patty with sea cheese, small coral bits, kelp shake.

>>5386978
For a tightwad, Mr. Krabs has some really good menu prices.

>>5386978
Six double krabby patties, 3 with cheese and a golden loaf with sauce because I don't even know what it is.

>>5386836
fuck off cunt ive seen every WORTHY episode of spongebob and what you just posted is pleb shit look at your life choices still watching the over beat kids series faggot

Sailor's Surprise sounds like hardtack and buttsecks.

>I'll take two

krabby patty
double patty patty
krabby junior junior
jumbo small patty
junior senior sophomore patty
quarter ouncer double pounder

>>5386836
I googled Mild Bobby Sauce, and among the results was a thread on newgrounds with an opening post identical to yours. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>5387928
>reading newgrounds

>>5386978
Double Krabby Patty w/ Cheese

Medium Coral Bits

Kelp Shake

>>5388833
Isn't that basically the Double Krabby Meal but paying more for each item?

>>5386978
Large double Krabby meal, extra pickles and onions, sub coral bits for kelp rings, no ice in the seafoam soda

The crabby patty is a whopper jr. without mayo.
How does that make you feel?

>>5386978
Double Triple Patty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axel grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.

>tfw i wrote this from memory, i'm such a spongebob nerd

>>5388867
>i'm such a faggot

ftfy

>>5388867
>forgets the pickles

>>5388865
You're dead wrong

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-_i2oBOkk

Would you try it /ck/?

>>5388874
>my secret ingredient is plain-ass sea salt
>I'm gonna be adding in a fuckton of ketchup

>>5388867
I just want to know what the hell he's refering to with all that crap.
Ideas, /ck/?

>>5388880
It is sold in most grocery stores, so the question is, have you tried it, /ck/?

>>5386868
>tangy
Would probably taste heavily of vinegar and citric acid. No thanks.

>>5388999
i've never even seen it, most here have built in bakeries for fancy bread and a nearby factory bakery for regular bread.

>>5388991
The modern spongebob
Its supposed to be hilarious and random

>>5389009
>hurrr you forgot the pickles!!!111

>>5388991
>>5389009
fuck you faggots. It's supposed to make fun of the secret menu at In-N-Out.

>>5388867
epic xD

Spongebob faggots are the same level as Invader Zim faggots

>>5389048
>TFW was the weeaboo equivalent to these shows
a-at least I wasn't a weeaboo...

>>5388991
>>5389023

It's not a specific joke about In-N-Out, jesus christ.

It's a joke about line cook lingo, which has been parodied for decades before Spongebob ever existed. You will or would frequently hear this kind of talk in diners and other greasy spoon type places where the staff developed their own obtuse terminology for order modifications. (ex. "make it cry" = "with onions").

>>5389009
>implying "classic" spongebob was any better. it's always attracted the worst kind of people

weekend /ck/ is the worse
as if it wasn't bad enough with /k/ and /b/fags constantly flooding this board

>>5389044
>autism

>>5389084
please don't liken me to /b/ faggots

[s4s] is my homeboard.

>>5389076
it was actually legitimately entertaining you mean

>>5389100
>legitimately entertaining
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yojDSv25aak

Why does cartoon food always look so goddamn delicious? I'm aware this specific example was meant to be disgusting, however.

>>5389072

that said, "animal style" was probably a nod.

>>5389115
>arguing against classic spongebob by posting non-classic spongebob

>>5389156
It's literally the same shit.

>>5389156
by classic spongebob you mean like seasons 1-6
or do you mean pre-movie

>>5386882
Are you one real person, the results of an orchestrated group effort, or just random people posting in this style?

>>5389162
it's obviously not
anyone with eyes that aren't failing them, anyone who doesn't require expensive audio equipment to fix their hearing problem
can obviously tell that there is a huge difference
not just in the quality of animation and voice acting, but in the humor
you might not get it, but you aren't exactly a 10 year old

you're just a huge faggot

>>5389174
Same old shit, but with better animation.

>>5389163
Season 4 was the only moderately decent season after the movie. Everything else was shit. The first 3 seasons are god-tier entertainment for all ages.

>>5389163
pre-movie nigga

>>5389180
You know the creator left after the movie, right?

>>5389163
they had 6 fucking seasons???

>>5389189
there are still new episodes of spongebob
my god
there is literally unlimited information at your finger tips

they have a sequel to the movie planned

>>5389189
9

Spongebob will forever be relevant to /ck/ and /ck/ cannot avoid it