/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you are a breeder please do not bring your children into fine dining establishments of any kind.
Family dining or fast food only please.

>>5388260
I have a theory that James Holmes only conducted a shoot out because there were dozens of 4 year olds at a late night movie premiere.

nothing because I don't have children because I enjoy spending my time and money on things that don't require my full attention at all times

>>5388260
this

also

>having kids
>going on sites like /ck/

as a species, this is why we're fucked

>>5388260
>If you are a breeder please do not bring your children into fine dining establishments of any kind.
> breeder
Back to your containment board faggot >>>/lgbt/

>>5388327
>I couldn't control my raging hormones and now I have a screaming little monster I'll inflict on everyone, please give me special treatment!

Fun fact: only lower class people believe that birth control, eating vegetables, and having basic respect for other diners makes you gay.

>>5388333
>Fun fact: only lower class people believe that birth control, eating vegetables, and having basic respect for other diners makes you gay.
Nope its your use of the term breeder which outed you on.

>>5388340

I'm not the one who used the term, but it pretty well applies to you. I suppose it's like "nigger" vs "black people". I don't agree with people who use the former, but sometimes I sympathize.

>>5388288
Don't have a kid, but I don't see a connection there.

>>5388346
>I suppose it's like "nigger" vs "black people". I don't agree with people who use the former, but sometimes I sympathize.
So you have never lived around a ghetto and believe that the plight of the black man is the white mans fault?

>>5388340
Just another term co-opted long ago.
Try to keep up even though your wretched live is over because you could not be bothered to don a condom.

>>5388351

No, where did you get all that? I happen to live about a 10 minute walk from a terrible housing project, not that it has anything to do with your inability to understand the instructions on the birth control.

>>5388356
I cannot wait until homosexuals are eliminated from the gene pool.

>>5388348
There is no connection. 20-something pseudo-intellectuals have a thing for spouting nonsense regarding children and the future of humanity in general.

>>5388383

You had an accident and you expect everyone else to treat it as a little miracle. It's anything but nonsense. You're disgusting.

Among decent people, family planning is actually taken for granted. Not so much with your kind.

>>5388365
OP thinks everyone is either a homo or a human larvae dispenser.

>>5388388
How bootyblasted are you?

>>5388388
>you're not allowed to have children
>unprotected sex between two eternal bound lovers being referred to as an "accident"

I don't even have a girlfriend and where is your logic? A stork didn't put you on this earth. You weren't grown in a test tube. What kind of avant-garde trolling is this?

>>5388403
It's just a mad homosexual.

>2014
>being a breeder

>>5388403
>>5388403
>two eternal bound lovers

Oh god my sides!

Sorry to upset you mister Flanders.

>>5388403

Because not choosing to procreate at the optimal point in your life means "you're not allowed to have children"

Here is what I'd make for my kids.
IF I HAD THEM!
;_______;

oatmeal for breakfast, with fruit
fish oil and vitamin
fried chicken for lunch
pita circles with pizza toppings at some point in life.
I want to delight in a happy growing little 4chan cup hopeful

>>5388429
i'd knock you up

>>5388340
Tend to you ugly children and leave 4chan, you fuck up.

If you have kids and are still coming here, you are a fucking retard with fucked priorities.

>>5388435
Why are the names blocked out? Is there an unedited version? These people should be publicly shamed.

>>5388433

Me first. You can have her later, after we split up and she realizes the one child will be lonely.

>>5388439
Fuck off, I called her first.
Claiming trip

>>5388418
Don't worry, married couples will be waiting for your permission before they decide to expand their family.

Also, how did you jump to the conclusions that any person bringing their child to a restaurant wasn't ready for children? And what does it take to achieve such an overwhelmingly adamant god complex?

>>5388429
Let's make trip babies.

>>5388440

No I totally said something sexually suggestive to her last year and she wasn't entirely hostile to my advances, therefore she's MINE

RoseBot you remember me right? We were discussing fitness in some fashion. Let's go make babbies together.

>>5388429
Rosebot I am a very attractive older man and would jump at the chance to taste your ... culinary delights.
I would fly to your city on a whim....
Just let me know

>>5388445
No.
>>5388446
No.
>>5388447
No.

I'm more special.

>>5388433
>>5388439
>>5388440
>>5388445
>>5388446
>>5388447
everyone around me is spawning and this is very arousing.

How about a fertili-tea party?
I'd serve tea with Viagra and let everyone have a speech on why theirs should be the first sperm to have a go.
>holdme

>>5388462
Unlike those others, I don't need viagra.

>>5388462
>>5388465
I'm hard right now.

>>5388465

This guy is way too desperate as you can see, you and I have a great relationship already and I think my physique speaks for itself, there is no need for me to beg. Call me when you need satisfaction, I'll be here for you.

>>5388462
What is your age limit my lovely?

>>5388468
Same.
>>5388470
I'm not desperate, but having RoseBot would be sweet as fug. Getting tired of banging qt3.14 9/10s.
>>5388471
Get out of here, old tripless man.

>>5388462
I'm black and tall. I win.

>>5388468
Isn't lumen a girls name?

>>5388474
We shall have her at the same time, and may the best sperm win.

>>5388479
Deal. Just heads up, I might do you instead.

>>5388480
I'll be prepared for that.

>>5388485
Good lil' faggot.
Shall we return to the original topic? If you were my kid, I'd give you those lunchables, because why cook for my kids when I can cook for myself?

>>5388465
hmmmmm, what a concept!
>>5388468
nips currently about tree fiddy
>>5388470
I think all of us have wanted way more than we should for things, I understand the urgency
>>5388471
I like that kind language even though you've never seen me. I want to make love when I'm old too so I guess I don't have one. I would love a babby.

>>5388489
The original topic is "do not bring your slobberlings to a restaurant".

>>5388493
Do you have a wide on?

>>5388493
Incoming snail trail

>>5388501
I don't think so?
>>5388511
just 4 u

Oh god, this thread is killing me in a good way. The depravity, I'm no longer pissed I woke up at 8 on a Sunday. Girls are funny. I had two of them behind me AND the cashier asking to come over or for me to cook and come over because I had actual ingredients and produce in my basket. Don't ever let anyone tell you cooking is for faggots, it will get you laid.

>>5388521
What does that have to do with anything in this thread?

>>5388527
I think anon is just feeling sexy.

>>5388570
Sexy in response to a picture of a kid.

children are for selfish assholes who want to make more selfish assholes.

>>5388693
The irony.

>>5388707
You can irony all day long asshole just keep your shitnosed kids the fuck out of fine dining.