/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5369694
Well fucking make one.

>>5369694
>no mayo
pig disgust, mayo is best combo with poultry sandwiches like chicken and turkey

mayo, lettuce and tomato all day erry day motherfucker

>>5369695
also this

I had filet mignon with mashed potato and green beans for breakfast the other day, it was like 7:30am. Fucking delicious.

>>5369695

Yeah I'm gonna head out to walmart in a minute (the only thing that's open right now) and pick up some sandwich fixins. maybe also groceries for next week since I'm there already

Only problem is that the deli counter isn't open this early so I'd have to rely on whatever prepackaged meats were available, you know oscar mayer level stuff :(

>>5369697
..... I said "with mayo"

>>5369703
I was talking about the picture. Looks like some fucked up pickle spread or mustard, rather than the elder god tier spread that is whole egg mayonnaise.

>>5369705
plus it's under everything, the condiment should always be on top

>>5369715
thank you for your insight great oracle of sandwiches

>>5369715
I don't know what kind of sick fuck made this sandwich, but they have absolutely NO idea

>>5369715

It's rarely a bad idea to spread some mayonnaise on the bottom of any sandwich. Even if you are going to use mustard or something else, a thin layer of mayonnaise on the bread can help keep the bread from soaking up moisture and disintegrating.

>>5369694
Aw fuck. Now i want one too.

I boiled some corn on the cob once at 2 am when I came home drunk as fuck. Heh, I used half a stick of butter, too.

Breakfast foods late at night. Sometimes I cook them but I really want a McGriddle or to try Taco Bell breakfast. By the time I wake up and they are being sold I don't want it anymore.

I have a friend whose go to meal anytime, any day is a turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee. I personally don't get it. I understand wanting a sandwich in lieu of breakfast, but I don't get pining for turkey lunchmeat. I never even think about the stuff. If it isn't Thanksgiving I'm not eating turkey, because I don't think it's that good. Shit is bland.

But I understand wanting something to eat at the "wrong time". Especially in the morning, because I don't care for most so-called breakfast foods, yet still get hungry in the morning. I will often eat the leftovers from the night before for breakfast, or make something out of them, like fried rice. I never wake up wanting eggs, bacon, waffles or shit like that.

>>5369694

OP here. I went to Walmart and got one of those premade Marketside sandwiches. It had turkey, ham, colby jack, lettuce, and tomato. I saved half for later and ate the other half with some mayo and spicy brown mustard.

I also did the rest of my grocery shopping while I was there. Walmart really isn't too bad.

>>5369828
In my experience, the worst thing about walmart is the understaffed registers, and you can avoid that by shopping at an hour that no sane person would shop.

>>5369830

That's the advantage I thought I'd have this morning but there was just one (manned) register open with like 5-6 people lined up, because no one had opened up the self-checkout ones. Finally someone noticed and opened them up though

>>5369735
>implying mayo itself doesn't sog up bread

>>5369694
Add Bacon & some cheese & I'm all in on this.

come 3AM, I always get a craving for a cheese sandwich, mature cheddar on brown bread. Almost every night.

>>5369694
>547 am
>five hundred and forty-seven am

fuck you

>>5370285
Autism.

>>5369694
>sammiches
>weird cravings

i get frequently occurring vinegar cravings

sometimes they're insane and i just have to douse whatever i'm eating in vinegar

i have like 8 bottles on my counter

>>5370385
I thought I was the only vinegar weirdo.

>>5369694
That is not weird. Breakfast food sucks, and that's why I eat two lunches every day. Fuck eggs, fuck pancakes, waffles, syrup and all that gay shit.

LUNCH. TWICE.

>>5370400

do you also sip on the marinade of pickled peppers and vegetables like a delectable beverage?

>>5370407

Teach me your ways, for I am your student.

Potatoes

French Fries, Tator Tots, Hashbrowns

mixed together in a bowl with a glass of milk.

>>5369694
How is that wrong?
>hurr only lunch at lunch tiimes

Fuck off normalfag.

>>5370421

I do this. Sometimes I'll put a bunch of gherkins, pickled garlic and brined olives in a bowl, eat them all then drink up that juice. ebin tasty.

>>5370421

No but I do add it to martinis sometimes

>>5371671
mah nigga! pickletinis are the bomb. my flatmates don't agree