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5344702 No.5344702 [Reply] [Original]

>my cat chewed up my dr dre beats headphone cable.

how much will pf chang pay me for a healthy full grown cat so i can get it repair?

>> No.5344709

just repair it yourself, dummy.... its 2 cables... strip the cables with needlenose pliers or a wire stripper (or a razor blade), mesh the little fibers together, and twist. Cover with electrical tape.

It's liek a 5 minute job, you fucking moron kids can't do anything.

Also, FYI - the cat will do it again and again. My cat destroyed 5 pairs of Iphone 5 headphones. They cost 29.99 each because i have to buy the real ones because the others break too often and these have warranty.

The warranty doesn't cover destruction by cat.

>> No.5344729

>>5344702
buy some real headphones
you migt have to whore your pussy out for a bit

>> No.5344733

Your cat is telling you to buy headphones that aren't fucking garbage.

They are expensive because they say Dr Dre you are a dumbass who wasted his money because you trusted a terrible rapper who was always just a shill for the jew run media.

>> No.5344746

This thread right here is the epitome of /ck/

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5344748

>>5344733
> you trusted a terrible rapper
lol calling dr dre a rapper.

>> No.5344749

>>>/g/

>> No.5344751

>>5344748
Is niggergabbling the correct term?

Buy some Sennheisers or sony headphones OP.

>> No.5344755

>>5344751

he's a producer and composer, if anything. He had a rap career, sure, but he was always the one mixing the tracks. His flow sucks, his lyrics are written by others, and he is not a rapper.

Kanye West used to be the same way. He has a huge resume before anybody knew what the hell a Golddigger was.

>> No.5344757

You should be thanking your cat.

>> No.5344762

>>5344702
Cat did you a favor yo, haven't you seen the graphic showing why Beats are shit? Google it!

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5344779

>>5344702
>actually owning beats
>any year
it's like you're proud to advertise you being a cock gargling faggot

>> No.5344859

you guys are such try-hards. beats are great headphones; you edgy kids don't like them because they're popular. simple as.

>> No.5344865

>>5344859
exactly, if its popular edgy kids don't like it!

>> No.5344880

>>5344755
Beats by Dre is the most profitable venture in his entire life thus far, surpassing profits made by his music, production and everything else combined.

Dr. Dre is a headphone salesman.

>> No.5344901

>>5344880
And he fucked over the monster engineer I feel fucking terrible for that guy. His son fucked him so hard.

>> No.5344986

Your cat did you a service, OP.

Now go lurk /g/ to find out what to buy for proper headphones.

>> No.5345161

post pics of cat

>> No.5345170

>>5344901

story?

>> No.5346492

>>5344702
>implying that PF Chang's ever uses high-quality genuine cat meat in its dishes

>> No.5346495

>>5345170
I googled it. Interdasting.

http://gizmodo.com/5981823/beat-by-dre-the-inside-story-of-how-monster-lost-the-world

>> No.5346517

>>5344986
>talks shit on beats
>can't name a better headphone

you sure you don't just parrot things you've heard