/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I haven't, I always think it's messed up when people do. They're just the middle person between you and the chef/kitchen. I'm usually thankful and they seem surprised or delighted whenever I treat them with respect like a normal person.

>>5344394
no, but i always make a mess in the bathrooms--toss toilet papper around and piss on the flour and shit

>>5344394
yea I have one
>sitting at strange little restaurant overseas
>restaurant is 100% black people, the blackest I have ever seen, not racist or anything- just a reference point
>eating some rice and beans while everyone else munches on coolaid and watermelon (i joke) and suddenly overhear some commotion next table over
>kid is complaining that they want food now now now now
>parent just taking their sweet time ordering for the poor little brat
>waiter repeatedly asking what they would like to order
>parent just keeps sending them away for another 20 min to think about it some more before deciding
>keep in mind I had a huge bowl of rice and beans, this place was great and had huge portions for great prices they made so much business
>waiters and waitresses from other tables really starting to pressure this person into ordering
>looks like the parent is really getting freaked out and tells them "w-wait just a DARN moment please"
>the kid is crying at this point and tearing open salt and pepper packets and eating them
>kid takes a pack of artificial sweetener and pours it into a straw and goes *FOOOOOF* and makes a giant cloud in the restaurant
>the wait staff is getting really pissed now
>about to offer the kid some of my rice and beans when the manager walks right up to the parent and says "order now or leave!"
>the parent screams "I WILL HAVE THE CHICKEN NUGGER"

>>5344440
>piss on the flour

dude vince is gonna get mad

>>5344394
yea I have one
>sitting at strange little restaurant overseas
>restaurant is 100% black people, the blackest I have ever seen, not racist or anything- just a reference point
>eating some rice and beans while everyone else munches on coolaid and watermelon (i joke) and suddenly overhear some commotion next table over
>kid is complaining that they want food now now now now
>parent just taking their sweet time ordering for the poor little brat
>waiter repeatedly asking what they would like to order
>parent just keeps sending them away for another 20 min to think about it some more before deciding
>keep in mind I had a huge bowl of rice and beans, this place was great and had huge portions for great prices they made so much business
>waiters and waitresses from other tables really starting to pressure this person into ordering
>looks like the parent is really getting freaked out and tells them "w-wait just a DARN moment please"
>the kid is crying at this point and tearing open salt and pepper packets and eating them
>kid takes a pack of artificial sweetener and pours it into a straw and goes *FOOOOOF* and makes a giant cloud in the restaurant
>the wait staff is getting really pissed now
>about to offer the kid some of my rice and beans when the manager walks right up to the parent and says "order now or leave!"
>the parent screams "i will have the chicken nugger"

>>5344443

>>5344450
I don't even know why you deleted it just to post the exact same thing

>>5344451

who are you quoting?

>>5344450
there's more to this, right?

Once when I was a kid, I picked up the ketchup bottle at a restaurant and shook it good to make it easier to pour.

Turned out that the lid wasn't on very good at all. When I shook it, the lid came off and I got several other people at other tables with ketchup.

The waitress was really pissed about it. I just ignored her and ate my french fries.

Looking back on it, I have the opinion that if the waitress puts a bottle of ketchup on the table with the lid loose, it is her fault for what happened, not the kids.

>>5344456
uh a story similar to the post?

>>5344469
a bottle of ketchup I can understand since its something that is normally shaken for good reason.

meanwhile, hand a kid a bag of nuts that is sealed shut and they will shake it like crazy until the nuts go EVERYWHERE

>why... WHY....

Another story about the maddest I ever made a waitress and it was for something that happened when I wasn't even in the restaurant.

It was nearly the end of the year in college and I went to a motorcycle club party. Toward the end of the party, a number of members were having a wine drinking contest and were downing multiple bottles or really sweet crap wine.

I wasn't in the mood to drink much and so by the end of the party, I was the soberest one there. Consequently, I ended up riding the motorcycles home for the drunkest members with someone else picking me up at each home and taking me back.

I saved the fastest bike for last. When I got it to the house where the owner lived, one guy there told me about their stop at a local 24 hour diner for coffee.

The place was packed. After a little while, they got a table in the large dining room and ordered coffee. When the waitress brought out the coffee, one of the wine chugging contestents took a sip and just started puking everywhere. Not only his table but the ones around. The others grabbed him and they headed for the door. As they passed the cashier they tossed the money for the coffee and a tip on the counter and kept going.

Remember that this was the end of the school year. There were a number of balls of various kinds that night and a good number of the people there were in their best dress clothes. There was a line at the door and most were in their best dress clothes. At that point, the guy started to throw up again and the guy who's bike I had just ridden home put his hands across the guy's mouth to stop him from throwing up on people. Instead, the puke went through his fingers and soaked some young coed in her ball gown from head to foot.

(to be continued)

>>5344469
no, you dum nigger. you don't need to shake the bottle

(continued)

By the time I got back to my car, it was about 4 am. That particular diner was my favorite place for late night coffee and so I went to the diner, walked in, sat down at the counter, and ordered something to eat and some coffee. (By that time the crowd was mostly gone.)

One of the waitresses that night was a math major I knew from a number of my classes. While waiting for my food, we talked for a few minutes and I asked about all the excitement earlier that night.

She looked at me and asked if I had been at that party. I said that I was and she said that she had to clean up that mess. She was mad as hell about it.

After that she would not talk to me and she would not wait on me. It was several years before she forgot about the incident and would talk to me again.

>>5344497

If you use cheap, watery ketchup, then it isn't necessary to shake the bottle.

This was a fairly cheap, watery ketchup, but I didn't know that until the lid came off.

>>5344394
OP, are you from cgl, too?

As someone who have worked in customer service for a while, I try not to. I also understand that it's a little frustrating when the customer tries to be super polite and ends up making a smaller problem bigger than necessary. I'm usually thankful for their work.

The last time I found myself doing this, I felt bad for causing trouble and tipped whatever amount I had on me. I don't think the server saw me, but whatevs.

>>5344505
Wow, what a bitch. Be mad at the sick guy, not some bystander.

>>5344394
I never give restraunt workers shit, but some of the women I know will just go off on servers for mistakes that happen in the kitchen.

I've pointed out that they're being cringe-worthy and that the server has no control over a kitchen fuckup, but they don't listen.

Worst crap I ever got in food service was people trying to pass off blatantly counterfeit coupons and getting up in my face when I blocked them pulled the race card, sexism card, and called me a neo-Nazi.

>>5344394
What is wrong with the settings on this picture? It looks like what shit looks like on a low dose of shrooms. Was the camera on cubes?

>>5344394
> Have you ever gave work staff at a restaurant at a hard time?
Yeah, but only a couple of times and I regretted losing my cool. The problem I have is not when I get bad service, but when I get a rude attitude. I hate the fact that I feel like a Psychic when I am trying to explain a problem to a server and their attitude is like "So?". For example "Excuse me, but the mashed potatoes are extremely cold." - "umm... okay? We brought it out like 8 minutes ago... hot food goes cold." "- no, it was cold 8 mintues ago, it just took you 8 mintues to notice me." "Uhh, so what do you want? like free food? because our manager is not here." "Just forget it. I'll eat cold mashed potatoes, since I'm sure there's no way you can go and get some hot ones apparently." "ok then. here's the check."

Complete with rolling eyes, deep sighs, little smirks. Bitch if you don't want this job, don't fucking work here.

> Have you ever witnessed someone giving work staff a hard time?
I see it once in a while. I sometimes tell them "hey man, don't worry about it. they don't know what the fuck they're doing." to calm the guy down and make him see that I'm on his side.

But yeah, i've dine and ditched 5 times (3 from the same establishment) for extremely bad service, and refused to tip approximately 10 times.

Fuck servers. Go get a computer job if you can't deal with people. jeez. I regularly meet servers that are worth like 10 of you. Big ass smile like he's on crack, telling me a funny story, noticing my ugly tie and telling me it's "rad". Knowing the specials.

I'm pretty sure that's what they fucking pay you for, but still. He makes me proud to come to that establishment, and I enjoy his company. He gets a 25% tip while the rest of you are getting 0%.

>>5344461
no it was just a chicken nugger joke. that's why everyone was black. Mods?

>>5344394
I give them a hard time if they get even the slightest bit snippy of terse with me. I know they've got a shitty underpaying job but so do I and I don't come to a restaurant to catch crap. So here's a story.

> With my mom, mother's day, take her out to Red Lobster because we're a couple of hicks and that's "classy" for us.
> Order stuff, but I really fucking love their biscuits. I like anything that constitutes bread. So I always tend to fill up too much. That being said, I'm also a pretty light eater, especially for being 6.5 feet tall.
> We get our food. Tasty, and again classy.
> The manager is walking around, trying to be all chummy with the diners instead of, you know, MANAGING.
> Comes up to me and my mum. Asks how everything is. It's good, we says. Then she says something about how I've slowed down and haven't eaten too much.
> So I say, directly to her face, "looks like someone's not getting a tip". Oh yes, she was the manager and I knew it. She wasn't the one I'd be tipping anyways. My mom wasn't too happy but I'm still a fucking man and you DO NOT comment on how much a man eats. But you should have seen her face turn instantly beat red and her just waddle off to the kitchen. Didn't see her the rest of the meal.

I've never had a reason to give staff a hard time. Generally it's not front of the house people's faults so I don't take it out on them. I've only had issues of some food being incorrect or being waited on taking too long, but nothing major.

My partner's mother likes to go off for no reason on waitstaff. It gets progressively worse the more she drinks. I feel so bad for them and I always thank them profusely when we leave.

>>5344765
> I'm still a fucking man and you DO NOT comment on how much a man eats.
No you're not. You're a bitch and you eat too much. Jesus.

Yours is a perfect example of asshole idiots with egos making servers (and managers) jobs more difficult for no reason. What pissed you off? That you're a fucking fatass and she said something involving food?

She was trying to encourage your appetite, in a southern hospitality sort of way. She was being nice.

you're a fucking idiot.

>>5344765
>you should have seen her face turn instantly beat red and her just waddle off to the kitchen.
spoken like a true gentleman. Would you like MORE saliva? Yes, more.

>>5344780
What do expect from someone who thinks Red Lobster is classy? That statement alone makes me think it was a troll post to begin with.

>>5344765
Just to play devil's advocate, she might have been tying to ask if anything was wrong with the food without being direct.

Still impolite, but not as bad as you seem to think.

>>5344784
yeah you're right, but ask a fish why he bites and he says "to enjoy the ride". I just made that up and it sounds stupid.

>>5344765
Seriously dude? You're a hypersensitive dick and were definitely in the wrong here. She was obviously just trying to be friendly. Stop acting like a child.

>>5344780
Did you not read my post? I said I'm a light eater. She was commenting on how I hadn't eaten too much. I get a little but hurt because I used to be able to eat all I wanted when I was little and never got full and now I can get full from one plate at a buffet. Kinda sucks. What made me mad is any time a server comes to me and says anything besides "can I get something else for you massa?". I do not pay nearly a hunnerd dollas for some head servent to try and act chummy with me.

>>5344783
Food was already served, dumbass.

>>5344784
Like I said, we're hicks. Plus the food is good.

>>5344787
I really, really doubt it. She was just trying to be funny and clever with me. I was simply not amused. Sure, it's probably my own fault for getting butthurt over something that doesn't matter. But again, serve my food, fill my drinks, and go to the fucking open mic night if you want to be cute.

Sure, I'm an ass, I know that much. But at the very least I have some concept of being professional.

>>5344797
I've been to Red Lobster. The food is shit, especially for the price. The only things worth getting are their free biscuits.

>>5344797
> She was just trying to be funny and clever with me
> I was simply not amused. Sure, it's probably my own fault for getting butthurt over something that doesn't matter.

idiot.

>>5344797
I hope for your sake you're autistic so you at least have an excuse for not understanding how basic human interaction is supposed to work.

>>5344802

i thought it was pretty obvious that he was autistic judgin by his first post

I worked awful food jobs in high school so I never treat food service employees like shit because I know how much those jobs suck.

One time at this sub place in my town I was waiting in line while the employee was helping the guy ahead of me, some middle-aged business man. The customer was being a total dick to the sandwich guy, and it was annoying me. I asked him "Does being an asshole to strangers make you feel better about yourself?" He told me to mind my business or else he'd kick my ass. I told him if he laid a finger on me, I'd send him to the ICU (at the time I was playing college football, lifting 4-5 times a week and working as a bouncer on weekends). He reconsidered his threat, didn't say another word to me or the employee and promptly left after paying. It felt pretty fucking good putting a faggot customer in his place after having to bend over backwards for them and kiss their ass when I was working on the other side of the counter.

The employee thanked me and gave me double meat, double cheese, several bags of chips, half a dozen cookies and a large drink for the price of their cheapest sandwich. He remembered me, too. If he was working whenever I came back he'd make my sandwich with tons of meat and cheese and wouldn't charge extra for it, didn't charge me for drinks either.

>>5344797
>What made me mad is any time a server comes to me and says anything besides "can I get something else for you massa?".
Assholes like you are the reason retail/service industry jobs are so awful. Since you're from a hick state, I'd wager this waitress is making $2.13/hour, and you're withholding a tip because you're an autist who thinks The Help shouldn't do or say anything other than asking you if you'd like another glass of water lest the peasant's casual conversation and politeness offend a bourgeois gentleman like yourself. Of course.

The reality is that waiters are real people with emotions. They are not robots. So, like any other human being, this lady was speaking to you, asking about your food, just as she does with every other patron at that restaurant. You could have responded in a thousand other ways, you could have laughed it off (she obviously wasn't saying it to insult you), but instead you chose to be a dick. Fuck you right in the ass.

>>5344827
I actually love when these sort of opportunities present themselves. An employee being shit on can't really defend themselves, but you can bet your ass if I'm standing behind the shitter in line I'll put him in his place.

>>5344843
Read the fucking post. She wasn't a waitress. She was the fucking manager, of a red lobster. Let me break it down for you so you can get your facts straight

An average two person meal, with aps, drinks, and possibly desert at red lobster will run 100+ dollars. Because I'm not a fucking jew, I tip between 15-20%, and I think the same cold be said for most people. So, on an average given meal, wait staff at red lobster make pretty good money, just in tips, and most people aren't dicks like me.

Now for the clincher, because she WAS THE FUCKING MANAGER, she probably makes more than the rest of wait staff, given that they make 10$ tips, she's not making 2.13 an hour. probably making more then me, that's for sure. Jackass.

>>5344852

none of what you said has anything to do with what we said. It doesn't matter how fucking much you pay, it doesn't justify you being an asshole.

And you said something about Jews... and then you figured that $100 bucks is what the dignity of a human being costs. A human being that by your own admission is more successful than you.

I think you've said enough. It's clear that you're a miserable hateful little piece of shit, coming to Red Lobster (of all places... can't afford the extra 20$ and go to a real lobster house?) and making other people's jobs hard JUST TO FEEL better about yourself.

You spelled it all out for us. You said it costs you $100 bucks or more, so they better take your attitude, because you're only there for an hour, right? They're there all day, raking in the big bucks. Working for Red fucking Lobster.

If this conversation happenned at a bar, I'd slap you across the face. And you wouldn't do NOTHING about it. Some people may applaud. Then if you're a bitch (and we know you are), they'll call the cops. But when the cops come, nobody will tell them that I slapped you. They'll just tell them "Oh yeah some asshole was arguing with another customer."

Cause you're an asshole. And nobody likes you. And you'll get your ass beaten and nobody will help. Especially not the cops, since they're in the service industry too. Jackass.

>>5344861
So what you're saying to me is... I'm an ass? Sure, we've already clearly established that. Now let's assume, that even though I'm an ass, I have feelings as well. Let's say, against my better nature, my feelings were a little hurt, not for any good reason admittedly, but still, my little feelings got hurt. So, I say something to manager, who was not my server that evening, something that she could have very well laughed off, retorted, apologized for, and moved right thef fuck along. Don't get me wrong, I'm fully admitting what an asshole I am and am fully aware that I was in the wrong. We can't all be nice guys like you. But what I'm saying is, don't you think what I did isn't the worst thing in the world. Because you know, I've seen a few threads like these before and this is the first one I posted in, but it seems like co/ck/suckers think even the slightest mistreatment of wait staff is the worst possible sin imaginable.

Thing is, I fucked up. Do I care, no. I take worse shit regularly on a daily basis (I work as a telemarketer) and I know she probably just shrugged it off herself. This whole "dignity of a human being" is taking my little remark to a whole level that it just wasn't

>>5344861
easy, sailor. People like that guy deserve your pity, but they're not worth getting your blood pressure up over.

You can bet your ass I'd be loudly putting him in his place if I overheard him treating people that way, though.

>>5344878
>telemarketer
and suddenly it all comes together. You get shit on all day at work and therefore feel the need to be a big man anywhere else. Pathetic.

Just remember you have it coming the next time someone tells you to fuck off on the phone.

>>5344878
>I work as a telemarketer
Red Lobster Douche confirmed for scum of the earth

>>5344878
> telemarketer
Oh, I used to do that. Lol. No wonder you're an asshole. You have to be one. You invade people's privacy on a daily basis and get rejected a million times. Probably a defense mechanism or some shit.

>>5344882
What I'm saying is that I catch crap and I'm still a fucking professional about it. I expect the same of other people in the service industry, especially since I don't even get tips.

>>5344888
You don't provide a service to anyone. You harass people and earn their well-deserved ire. Wait staff are doing a job people are requesting them to do. If they don't want to deal with them, they can cook for themselves or go somewhere without waiters. If people want to not deal with you fucking people, they have to never answer their phone again.

>>5344505
Did you apologize? That's a pretty ridiculous story

>>5344893
Bro, I'm a glorified automated machine. I signed up for a temp service, they stuck me with this crappy call center, they gave me a script, I memorized it, and that's what I read to people. It's not a job I'm proud of having, or that I want to have, but I can atleast be proud that even if I run into an asshole who knows that I can't hang up on them and they can abuse me as much as they want until they get bored, I just read off of my script and keep my cool.

Also if you don't want to deal with us just ask us to take you off our calling list.

>>5344888
You're delusional if you think telemarketing services anyone. Maybe the pockets of you and your soulless superiors, but that's about it. Everyone else wants you to fuck off.

>>5344765
>I'm still a fucking man and you DO NOT comment on how much a man eats
Dude, what the hell are you even talking about

>>5344900
Well I do occasionally take calls as well, and some people prefer having a person to talk to. Is that not service?

>>5344505
you gotta fuck this broad

>>5344827
Nice

I don't give food workers a hard time since my own attempts at cooking for myself are never the best; I believe I have some idea how difficult it is running so many orders, even in McDonald's. I rarely special order food, and if I do, I don't complain if something is mistaken as I'm not picky.

Actually a lot of this way of treating workers I've picked up from reading threads on /ck/ and I've gotten many compliments on my etiquette.

>>5344899
>ask us to take you off our calling list

As if that ever works

>>5344827
haven't seen this pasta in weeks

>>5344913
Oh shit, he's on to us.

>>5344761
>Costumer complains about a kitchen fuck up
>Tell him to not worry, I'll fix it
>Kitchen bitches at me because the costumer "clearly don't know shit about cooking, and he can suck my fucking cock!"
>Have to translate that into some kind of discount when I get back to the costumer
>People always treat us with disrespect because we are only low life losers with no potential, and if we dislike our jobs, we should just find another one

It's like I'm living with my parents again!

>>5344878
>I lashed out because MUH FEELS

>I acknowledge that it was a cunt move but feel no remorse

>even my own mom couldn't believe what a massive cunt I was

>I'm a telemarketer

Kill yourself.

>>5344920

You still do!

>>5344929
If I didn't say anything, I'd be called a beta
If I said something off kilter or tried to explain to this woman how and why she hurt my little feelings, I'd be called a sperg
If I retort, no matter how minor, I'm a cunt. I'd just have rather been a cunt. I stand by my decision.

I worked at Taco Bell in high school in the south. Hell on Earth. Rednecks think that shit is gourmet. I've got a million stories from the place, and as shitty as it was, it was really eye opening for a 16-18 year old.

>be working drive thru on a Sunday morning because dayshift bitches requested a bowling party off or some shit
>hundreds of church people coming through
>I've hit the mechanization of greet, money, receipt/change
>there's no altering this and no mistakes, you become a robot
>dickass arrives in his beater of a car that I had to ask him to turn off because I couldn't hear him over it
>dickass is mad
>dickass orders 4 bucks consisting of taquitos and a drink
>mechanization process
>give him his shit, he grins and says that I didn't give him a receipt so his meal is free
>demands his money back
>glance around just in case, but 100% positive his receipt was in the bag
>six cars piled behind him, have to tell someone to hang on because of dickass
>offer to print dickass another receipt since he's technically still at the purchasing process by sitting in the drive thru
>dicks points at the stupid sticker on the window that backs his claim
>kindly ask dickass to check his bag again because I know the receipt is in the bag
>dickass doesn't even glance in the bag, but shouts that I'm now calling him a liar
>drive thru timer is now beeping because dickass is holding up the time past the 45 seconds in which every 5 seconds it beeps in a brain wracking screech
>dickass #2 at the talkbox is now shitting blood because I haven't gotten back to him
>now I've become irate, ask dickass to park and come inside
>dickass refuses, demands manager comes to window
>tell dickass in my fury "no, please leave then, my name is anon, call in and complain."
>dickass begins cursing and trying to lean into the fucking window to shout
>tell dickass to fuck off and slam the window in his face
>dickass sits there for 13 minutes until my manager arrives and gives into his demands

>>5344946
Why does it hurt your feelings? All you had to do was fake laugh and say, "Oh, haha, I'm not really a big eater!"

>>5344469
Were you in Minneapolis? My sister-in-law got sprayed with ketchup that way.

If it was you, I would like to send you a bag full of money as a thank-you present. I won't actually send one, of course, but I would like to.

>>5344946
>I'd be called a beta
Don't project your insecurities onto us. This has been a very interesting journey into one pathetic man's psyche.

Yeah, some fucking faggot in his 20s - 30s bought the franchise place downtown from the old bloke who was the best in the country. This fucking faggot is absolute shit at grilling hotdogs so I got mine with 1488% more ketchup than anyone would ever want to eat and it wasn't even hot. Fucking disgusting nigger.
I took tons of paper and cleared the ketchup then threw the paper on the floor and the nigger didn't realize there was ketchup on it so he picked it up with his bare hands fucking faggot.
Hope someone sprays liquid ass in that motherfucks joint.

>>5344946
You're an oversensitive prancing faggot for getting butthurt about the manager in the first place.

>>5344958
lowqualitybait/10

>>5344900
Sometimes people really WANT to go to a "seminar" on buying a shitty overpriced timeshare with annual service fees in a mosquito-filled hellpit.

>>5344964
How is this bait? I'm genuinely upset that some tatooed faggot with a shit-tier beard took the only good fucking place in town and turned it into a piece of shit like the other two places.

>>5344970
Was it... Perfectly Franks?

>>5344970
Maybe you should move to a town with more than 3 restaurants.

>>5344972
No, a Swedish chain called Sibylla.

>>5344394
I have given staff a hard time, although only in restaurants that are expensive. I expect little from cheap restaurants and cafes, and generally expect what I get.

I don't really view waiting staff as an innocent middleman, if something's wrong I expect them to proactively sort it out, if they don't I usually make my irritation clear. Primary cause for anger is slow service, especially at lunch, if I'm there for lunch I have a set amount of time, and expect prompt service.

>>5344977
There's four from this chain actually.
But yeah I would move if I could afford it, but a place in the capital costs ten times what I could afford.

>>5344991
If the place gives you slow service just because they're lazy then I understand being upset. But if you go to the place during a busy time it's your own fucking fault for choosing to eat at a busy place at a bad time when you only have a set amount of time.

>>5344852
>An average two person meal, with aps, drinks, and possibly desert at red lobster will run 100+ dollars.

$100+!

That makes me extremely happy that I haven't been to a Red Lobster in years.

>>5344950
>I worked at Taco Bell in high school in the south.

I went through a Taco Bell drive-through on foot about midnight one night. It was across the street from my office so I walked only to find out that they locked the dining room area at about 10 pm.

It felt kind of strange to stand in the drive-through with cars in front of me and behind me.

Years ago, there were two women who worked at a Subway that drove me nuts.

They would never clean anything until the end of the shift. I'm not sure if they cleaned it then or left it for the next shift.

You'd walk in and look over the counter and see the work area piled high with bits of food that fell off of previous customer's sandwich.

I used to walk in, wait in line, then when they asked me what I wanted, I would look at the work area and tell them, "Never mind. I just lost my appetite."

After a little while there was no doubt what I would find when I went in there but I would still go in so that I could tell them that they ruined my appetite.

>>5345050
>After a little while there was no doubt what I would find when I went in there but I would still go in so that I could tell them that they ruined my appetite.
>I would still go in so that I could tell them that they ruined my appetite.
passive aggressive douche

>>5345045
Which dollar? Sure isn't USD. My father and his wife dragged me to a RL a couple of years ago, and all three of our meals came out to $80.

Of course, if you order a shit-ton of alcohol, your bill will go up. That's not because it's an expensive restaurant, that's because you're a drunk.

>>5345045
>>5345057
>>5345045

2 Maine lobsters - $37 each at market price.
2 Appetizers - $12.50 each.
2 Drinks - $3.50 each
Desert - another $15 bucks.
-------
$106
+ tax = $115
+ tip = $140 (poor people tip more to feel rich, especially when they go to fake poor people places like Red Lobster to feel rich there.)

And all you're getting for that $140 bucks is some kid that just got fired from Chipotle come and throw your lobster in a hot pot of water according to the little instructions on the wall. He doesn't know how to cook lobster. He doesn't CARE to cook lobster.

I'm going to go to Delmonico's Lobster house on Saturday. That's real fucking lobster.

>>5345030
I often have business lunches in London, the vast majority of restaurants understand how busy lunchtime is, and it's generally accepted the lunch service has to be very fast.

Usually it is, but at the end of the day I view it as the restaurant's responsibility to meet the service demands for the time of day. For lunch I'm usually willing to wait 20-25 minutes, if the kitchen has fallen further behind than that I complain and leave.

>>5344827

>I asked him "Does being an asshole to strangers make you feel better about yourself?" He told me to mind my business or else he'd kick my ass.

Why do people do this? Like the first sign of confrontation they will instantly jump to violence, what the fuck.

>>5345058
>>5345058
forgot pic and my math was off. forgot to add the 15 for tip. So 80 per person is exactly right.

>>5345058

So don't order the most expensive shit on the menu, bring coupons and maybe order just one appetizer or cut out dessert, lardass

>>5345063
> Why do people do this? Like the first sign of confrontation they will instantly jump to violence, what the fuck.

What the fuck do you mean what the fuck? If you're a grown ass man and have respect for yourself, and go around showing other people respect, you don't get in confrontations. Confrontations are for internet-drunk pansies who think they can walk up to someone and give them a piece of their mind without reprocussions.

MIND. YOUR OWN. BUSINESS. That's basic etiquette and respect. If you are "confronting" someone and start to give him shit, 9/10 times it's not even his fault. Again, common sense and ettiquette.

So, if after a long day of work, you're just trying to get a sandwich, and you're getting a little pissy, the last thing you need is some fucking fedora interjecting and playing the white knight. The man is just blowing off some steam (and granted, that's not a very nice thing to do), but you're essentially just doing the same thing butting your face in the middle.

Even if someone is wrong, it doesn't give you the right to get into his face, into his LIFE and tell him what to do. That's how ass kickings start.

> disclaimer: i am not defending the hypothetical asshole, I'm just explaining to you how human nature works since you've been behind a radioactive screen too long and it's burned your brain

>>5344998
Why the hell would you want to move to stockholm?
Since you have Sibylla, i assume you are in norrland at least. Umeå perhaps?
Fuck both of those places. Move to Skellefteå, cheap apartments and a comfy town.

>>5345071

The most expensive thing on the menu is the only thing worth getting. Why the fuck would i go to red lobster and get frozen lobster tails? The only thing you would go there is the live god damn lobster you fucking pleb. Super pleb because not only do you go to RL, but you apparently don't even get lobster! fucking tool.

>>5344950

'receipt's in the bag sir. talk to the manager if you want, but don't hold up the line.'

>>5344450
10/10

>>5345072
#rekt

>>5345058

>an appetizer and dessert for each person

How fat are you?

>>5345110

I don't fucking go to red lobster. If you actually read up the thread, you'll see I was talking about the guy that spends more than $100 bucks at red lobster and then acts like a dick about it.

>>5345110
>A meal is one course

The size of the main should accommodate the number of courses served at the restaurant.

That said I have no idea what Red Lobster is, so if that was a specific comment to the chain ignore my prior point.

>>5345049
Technically we weren't supposed to serve you, granted that was seven years ago, who knows what has changed?

>>5345087
They could give a flying fuck about the people behind them. Hell, about 90% of the time they build camaraderie through being shitbags.

>hamplanets in line
>"hi, what can I get you?"
>hamplanet 1: chicken this, chicken that, double chicken, triple chicken, replace all beef with chicken, replace tortilla with chicken, and a chicken coke
>waits in line
>next hamplanet
>hamplanet 2: bunch of shit, + exactly one item of chicken
>I'm sorry sir, we're out of chicken for about a half hour
>hamplanet 2 looks at hamplanet 1 "CAN U BELIEB THIS BULLSHIT? THIS PLACE FUCKS THINGS UP EVERY TIME I'M HEER
>hamplanet 1: "lol ino rite"

>>5344394
not really, but i see plenty of people give them a hard time. if they are bad, i just dont tip. i wont be an asshole unless they really deserve it and i dont think that has ever happened to me

>>5345138

she's right though. they should have enough chicken cokes for everyone, wtf. especially if they're located close to a landwhale cleaning station

>>5345050
You sure have a lot of time on your hands, loser.

>>5345123

Most single entrees at RL are large enough for one meal or more.

>>5344505
I liked your story and I imagined you as being pic related

>>5344900
A telemarketer allowed me to get free loft and cavity wall insulation installed in my home.

>>5344758
If the girl in the picture is who I think it is (fahrlight, shoutout to my fellow seagulls), her shots always looks like that.

>>5344508
Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid meaning that the ketchup viscosity decreases as the shear stress increases. This is why you have to give the bottle a few shakes to get the ketchup flowing.

the moar u kno

>>5344512

Yes.

>restaurant is crowded and loud
>end up yelling at waiters when they ask me for something
>I end up sounding angry even though I'm not upset

>>5345199

>mfw I'm watching twin peaks
>mfw I think of him in the exakt same way
>mfw sad biker

>>5344394

Very rarely, because I've worked food service and I know it sucks.

The most recent time was about a year ago. I was at McDonald's during their lunch rush (round 12:30) and the cashier was too busy texting and flirting with another worker to notice my food had come up. I gave her a couple minutes before I yelled at her across the counter.

The other most recent time was when I was at a Burger King in another state. It took them almost a half hour to make my food, and they still managed to fuck up my order.

>>5344450
Brilliant

>>5345389

how is that brilliant, that post was pure cancer.

>>5345073

Skellefteå
>inbred
>correct

>>5344450
>>5344450
>the parent screams "i will have the chicken nugger"

Oh god I can't

>>5344505

But that doesn't make any sense. It wasn't you who threw up everywhere. Man, that's sad

>>5345278

HEY! Remember me? I was looking for a Lolita dress but they are so expensive!
HOW'S YOUR MENSTRUATION GOING
Found a sugardaddy yet?

>>5344761
>But yeah, i've dine and ditched 5 times (3 from the same establishment) for extremely bad service

What? Why? If the service is bad, you don't tip. That's what the tip is there for, show what you thought of the service of the waiting staff. If the food isn't good, you tell the manager or somebody. Why did you steal? The cook didn't do anything wrong

>>5344950
> I didn't give him a receipt so his meal is free

WAT
What kind of policy is that? How does that even come to life?

>>5345278
shes so fucking crazy. now that she's on that weird loki kick it's just gotten worse. a lot worse.

>working at McDonalds
>family of 4 come in
>combined weight at least 1500
>orders 30 cheeseburgers
>eats them all.
>people like this came in at least 8x a day

>another time
>old guy
>orders cheeseburger
>sits in the corner sharpening a hunting knife he brought

i wonder if you other seagulls are here for the same reason as me.
ed as fuck and just looking at food instead of eating.
cosplay and rorita r srs as fuck

also,
>working at shitty vegan restaurant
>hear scream from bathroom
>walk over
>man vomits on floor
>horrible smell
>glance into bathroom
>SHIT EVERYWHERE
>vomit
>THE SHIT IS SMEARED ON THE WALL
>SHIT FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>the man is yelling at me, usher him out
>tell boss
>they tell me to clean it up
>dry heave and intermittently vomit
>go home early
>trash everything I was wearing

>waitress literally didn't come back once after serving
>see her in the kitchen on her phone
>tip her 2 dollars in change

>waiter didn't want to serve my table
>because my best friends are lesbians
>he brings out my water but not their drinks
>friends are like "we can leave, it's cool"
>i'm so fucking angry
>ask for manager, he refuses
>pick up drink and pour it all over
>smile "woops"
>manger comes out
>manager is now the one waiting on us
>nearly 400 dollars free in food

>another time, food comes out cold
>tell waitress it's cold
>she says sorry, goes into kitchen
>hear her SCREAMING at the cooks
>???
>warm food

I tip really fucking good though for good service

>>5345495
> I didn't give him a receipt so his meal is free
> What kind of policy is that? How does that even come to life?

This is a very common policy in the United States. Almost every major retailer tries to satisfy the customer beyond a reasonable doubt.

In America, the Customer is Always Right. Even if he's wrong. The receipt is to protect the company from lawsuits ,but they TELL the customer "its because we care. We dont want you to be unhappy."

Why do you think all of us American cunts are so entitled?

> I gambled $700 on online poker.
> called my bank and claimed my card was stolen. They gave me the money back.

> I ordered a BB gun. They sent it, but forgot to give me a tracking number. I told them this is inconvenient for me and that I would like a replacement. They sent a second BB gun. I then told them it was still inconvenient so they gave me a refund. 2 guns - $0 dollars.

> Every time I go over my data plan I call my phone company and tell them the person that sold me the phone didn't explain how to use it.
> They give me my money back.

This country is imploding dude. Why do you think the bankers are raping it dry? It's collapsing. I bet you some idiot will respond to me defending the glory of American blindness.

>>5345495

I would imagine they could forgot part of your order and you would have no proof they gypped you. Happened to me alot at Taco Bells.

Plenty of times, I don't even know where to start with the inane complaints.

"The Customer is Always Right" even if they are crazy, drunk/on drugs, OVERLY picky, in a huge rush while you're cooking something, or is complaining about something totally out of your control.

>>5345547

Oh I see. That does make sense, even though I wouldn't say that the customer should get everything for free if there's nor receipt in the bag. That's just ridonculous

I have a story.

>last week, eating at Culver's
>friend calls me up and says he wants to match me on a gram
>I just spent my last $20 on Culver's
>I have an idea
>go to bathroom, shave off my mustache with a straight razor that was in my pocket
>put it in plastic zip lock back
>sitting in corner of restaurant, dump bag full of mustache hair onto Butterburger Bacon Deluxe
>scream at cashier that my entire burger is covered in hair
>given a gift receipt for $50 in Culver's, plus a cash refund for my food
>Walking out, hear the cashier say they don't even remember serving me
>realize it's because my mustache is gone

>>5345544
The 'no receipt or it's free' thing is more to keep employees from not ringing things up and pocketing the money.

>>5345058
What kind of pair of fatasses gets 2 appetizers?? The whole point of an appetizer is that you're SHARING.
Also who is hungry enough to get an appetizer AND a dessert? I'm pretty fat and I've never had room after the meal if I've ordered an app.

Seriously that $100 is horse shit you pulled out of your own ass. No two people are spending $100 at that place unless they're drinking Long Island Ice Teas all night.

>>5345570

which would cause the company problems including lawsuits. The bottom line is to prevent the company from losing money. They lose money in lawsuits.

It's all to protect the corporate entity, nobody cares if you get ripped off - they care if you get ripped off, complain, and sue them.

>>5345589

did you not count? even if they're not ordering ANY appetizers, and are drinking CUPS OF WATER, which is unrealistic - it still comes to $74 + tax + tip which is a hundred fucking dollars.

not including drinks
not including appetizers
not including desert.

>>5345593
Then maybe you should have just bought the lobsters and cooked them yourself you lazy fuck. Do you have any idea how cheap they currently are? Nobody is on your side here.

>>5345155
I hoped that I would shame them into cleaning up occasionally, but it never worked.

After a bit they were gone. I think the manager went in there one evening and saw the mess.

>>5345596

I'm a PADI certified lobster hunter. I know EXACTLY how cheap they are. Dumbass. I catch some every couple months when I get to dive. If I wanted one from a tank on the West coast maine lobster costs $14.99 - $19.99/lb. That's not cheap. That's just under 50% of what red lobster charges for a whole experience.

And besides, has your ignorance and assumption not taught you nothing? I DONT FUCKING GO TO RED LOBSTER I WAS REPLYING TO ANOTHER PERSONS THREAD AND MAKING MY CALCULATIONS.

you fucking morons. READ THE THREADS you talk shit in.

A: >>5344852
B: >>5345058

THATS IT. I don't know why the fuck you're even talking to ME since I'm not the one that eats at Red Lobster... and I've never ordered an appetizer AND an entre unless its a huge group.

>>5345610
I'm not buying it. Smells like samefag.

>>5345610
>>5345611

buy it. And buy my lobster light and my lobster gauge, too.

>>5345615
You still used red lobster and experience in the same sentence without the word shit in between.

>>5345617

that's because you didn't read the thread. even after i linked you my post talking shit about red lobster. This isn't satisfactory to you?

>>5345058
> And all you're getting for that $140 bucks is some kid that just got fired from Chipotle come and throw your lobster in a hot pot of water according to the little instructions on the wall. He doesn't know how to cook lobster. He doesn't CARE to cook lobster.

You really should try paying attention the first time, Timmy, because when I have to repeat things just for you, we slow the whole class down. Alright buddy?

>>5344765
Regardless of how the manager acted, I hope you still tipped the waitress who did nothing wrong.

>>5345535
How did he know they were lesbians? Were they fucking making out at the table or tell him they were lesbians?

>>5345651

nah bro... they must have been psychic! What are you, a faggot? You can smell a dyke a mile away.

>>5345622
>didn't read the thread

You mean I didn't read your long winded posts because TLDR

>>5345072
>> Why do people do this?
>reprocussions.

I think this answers the question.

>>5345676

then why are you opening your fucking whore mouth?

look, man. For the future - when you join a conversation and you don't know what's going on, you're not supposed to fucking say anything until you understand what's going on.

In a thread, it's pretty easy - you can actually go back and read what we said and join us intellectually.

Instead, you're like a drunk retard that stumbles into a conversation and starts talking shit... and gets his ass beat.

How many times have you gotten your ass beat in RL, or do you only act like an obnoxious moron over the internet because you know you can't have your ass kicked? honest question, im not trying to make fun of you.

>>5345685

The answer was that you don't know how to show respect.

> you don't know how to show respect.
> If you show people respect, they will show it in return.
> Do unto others as you want don unto you
> THE GOLDEN FUCKING RULE

I think it does answer the question. Are you retarded? Yuppers.

JUST KNOW. You fucks better be trolling, because if you take this attitude onto the street. YOU WILL BE INVOLVED IN PHYSICAL ALTRICATIONS and PHYSICAL INJURY.

i just want you to know that. I hate when little bitches start talking shit, and as I start raining blows onto their face and the back of their head smashes against the pavement, they all say the same fucking thing:

> Chill out bro! WTF! Calm down bro! stop hitting me! Get off me!

yeah... surprised? Surprised that you came up to a grown man, started talking shit, and now you're in a headlock? And your own friends are laughing at you because you deserve it?

yuppers.

>>5345693
I've been a part of this conversation from the very beginning. You're the newcomer. You're the one who didn't read the thread. You're the demons, John.

>>5345700

lol, okay bro. you don't even know what you want.

you just said this:
> You mean I didn't read your long winded posts because TLDR
and now you say you did. Make you your mind you aspie. You can't just pretend to be retarded when you're wrong, because that doesn't change anything. I already assumed you were retarded when I began this.

>>5345704
I've been responding to Red Lobster Douche. I read his posts. Go back through the thread and see all the times I replied to him. Then you came along and acted like you were the center of the discussion, and surprised that I didn't read your stupid posts. You're so retarded it hurts.

>>5345699
>PHYSICAL ALTRICATIONS

this is pure gold.

>>5345709

no I WAS THE ONE REPLYING TO RED LOBSTER DOUCHE.

Then you didn't read any of my posts, then you assumed they meant something else, then you called me out several times for ordering $100 at red lobster even though you failed to read that that wasn't me.... then you were proven wrong and now you're changing your story.

you're a fucking piece of shit bro. I would key the shit out of your car. You're a bitch, a pussy, and a pathological liar. After 15 posts going back and forth from the moment you ignorantly called me out, you still can't admit you were wrong.

Fuck you. I'm leaving this thread because you fucking ruined it.

>>5345723
>15 posts

10/10 you fucking got me

>>5345723
I replied to one of your posts where I thought you were RLD. I hadn't read any of your posts prior to that. But whatever, you trolled me, you win.

>>5345699

holy shit, you're fucking pathetic

>>5345741
I get the feeling that >>5345723 and >>5345699
are the same angry troll.

>>5344861
>getting trolled this hard
holy fuck

>>5345762
>thinking nobody on the internet could actually be that dumb
Life gets pretty dull when you assume everyone is just a troll and don't let yourself get a little passionate every once in a while.

>>5344797
autism

>>5344765
le epix trole :^)

>>5345516
The fuck is seagulls

>>5345797
/ck/
cee kay
ceekay
ceegay
ceegull
seagull

>>5345058
>Delmonicos

you live in Los Angeles?

I mean Delmonico's is good but it's not $100 a plate for steak and lobster good

>>5345797

Self-absorbed girls

>>5345797
/cgl/

Don't feed the seagulls.

There needs to be a /ck/ x /cgl/ drawing of a ck guy feeding seagulls while a 'don't feed the seagulls' sign is erect.

>>5345797
Unhygienic girls dressing up as cartoon and videogame characters.

>>5345808

yeh. i dunno, i never been before. Going on saturday. It's better than red lobster, right? hahaha.

>>5344438

This. It is never, ever appropriate to get mad at service workers. Vote with your feet if you don't like the service. I instantly think less of anyone who hassles service workers (IE, that they are subhuman and that extirpating them wouldn't count as murder)

I once had a waiter come out at my favorite pizzeria (GIORDANO'S!!!), and the receipt was sitting on the pizza cheese. I raised my eyebrows, but the kid apologized, so no harm and no foul. That's still my favorite pizzeria, and I tipped. What is gained by hassling him? He can't un-fuck-up.

>>5344754

> tfw i killed them all

>>5345615

Nice, how d'you get the lobster cert? Weekend class? I'm still diving on my Jr. Cert from when I was 12... No expiration date :D.

>>5344394
Yeah. Ordered a chicken burger thing from McDonald's and it had a fucking fish patty on it.
Fucking flipper monkeys can't even get the damn meat right.

>>5346033
> I'm still diving
That's all that matters.

The lobster cert is bullshit. PADI = (Put Another Dollar In). It was a weekend in a classroom and then two boat dives. It was actually pretty cool, it was my first boat dive, first drift dive, and first night dive, and I was completely fucking disoriented. It humbled me a lot and scared me a little.

My diving buddy was an idiot though (my old boss) and lost me half way, but he did manage to catch a lobster, but it was a quarter inch short of the required size.

Our instructors totally ditched us, went to their secret spots, and came back with like 5 two pound lobsters each.

Yeah, if it allows you to dive on your junior cert keep doing that. All of those scuba certifications are scams to get more money from you.

I've never gotten mad at any restaurant staff but I've never really had a problem with them. I usually don't ask for substitutions, and I think the few times I did, they only got it wrong once. I pointed it out when the waiter asked if everything was okay and he got it fixed quickly so I didn't care.

Food service workers are human beings just like everyone else. If I ran into a big problem I would probably just talk to the manager.

>small mexican restaurant in big white city up north
>actually GOAT mexican food
>owned my mexican couple
>the one mexican waitress working
>kinda a qt, thin, tallish, polite generally
>white couple
>white vegetarian couple
>want her to describe all possible vegetarian options and their ingredients
>she's got cheese enchilada/quesadilla/flautas and black bean and cheese tacos
>that's it
>rice is made with chicken stock
>regular beans cooked with pork
>most of the entrees are meat
>except the friday fish special
>vegetarian lady gets fussy
>waitress doesn't care cause place is busy
>lady describes other chicken stock substitutes
>why don't they use that
>why don't they have some ingredient and a new batch of rice just for her
>keeps explaining vegetarian options to the waitress every time she passes
>waitress just ignores her at this point
>finally "If you can't speak english can I explain this to someone who does?"
>waitress has been speaking english naturally this entire time
>feel horrible for her
>finally that table leaves
>see waitress go out for smoke break immediately after

that was just weird. It was such a small place and she kept bothering her in the most condescending ways.

>>5346045
>chicken burger

its called a sandwich

It's not complicated. If you get poor service, don't tip. If you get lousy food, say something and they'll remove it from your bill. There's no reason to be a dick.

also - you don't come back. The fuck is with multiple posts that read like "this place has been horrible all 8 times I've gone". Did you not learn your lesson?

>>5344394
>Have you ever gave work staff at a restaurant at a hard time?

No, because honestly, you never know what kind of job you will have to pick up just to get by. Even if you're doing all you can with your education, connections, etc.


I see them get mistreated all the time. One of my colleagues who works at McDs told us a story about how one customer bought a meal homeless man. The guy waited until that customer left, took the food and told them he wanted to return it for the money instead. It got to the point the police had to come to escort him out

>>5346098

> owned my mexican couple

Hah, we should dinner date. I'll bring my mexican couple if you bring yours!

>>5346098
Sounds like an entitled cunt. My gf's mom pulls the same shit. Talks condescendingly to the wait staff, constantly complains about anything and everything to them, even bugs me about proper dining etiquette. I never put my stupid fucking napkin on my lap and just have a relaxed demeanor when we go out. I'm not a child you old cunt. Fuck off already.

>>5346259
what the fuck dude
I can understand not liking mcds but if thats the case give it to some other bum.

>>5345347
Jesus. I'm a McDs work and I say they right on deserved that.

>>5345138
its only ever been an obese fuck whose said something like that.

>>5344394

OP, is that your picture? Where was it taken? In Vienna, Austria?

>>5344763
mods for a joke? im not racist i swear. i love nice people

>>5344827
mega troll post to subliminally encourage violence.

just wait some poor fucker is going to try this and get landed right in jail for making threats thinking they were going to be huge hero and get free extra cheese

it doesn't work people, don't try this at home or anywhere. ever.

was probably posted by some cop that wanted to cause the situation so they could show up and be the real hero themselves.

I dunno, I usually try to joke around and be pleasant with the people making my food/taking orders and stuff.

I kinda cringe when I see the person in front of me in line do the following:
Clerk: "Hello, how are you"
Patron: "YEAH GIMMIE A CHICEKN WHATEVER WITH WAFFLFRIES"
Clerk: "Would that be for here or-"
Patron: "TOGO"

I mean shit, am I a faggot for at least acknowledging that the clerk is a person? I at least say "Hi, im doing good, can i get- "

Like their faces literally light up every fucking time.

>>5345911
>It is never, ever appropriate to get mad at service workers.
That is so mind numbingly wrong i hardly know where to begin. grats on being the biggest beta on a website full of betas

>>5347176
The clerk doesn't want to make small talk with you. They want to not have their manager on their ass for taking longer to take orders than everyone else. Fuck you for being so inconsiderate.

>>5345838
The food is a lot bigger than Red Lobster probably double in size, and you can get a private booth with a curtain, the food is very good but not cream your pants fantastic.

>>5344827
I give out freebies whenever I can too when a customer is helpful or just consecutively well meaning. I can't hand out bags of chips and free sodas coz my managers stalk like hawks but with a quick look around me, I'll give them an ice cream cone double the size (practically a mcflurry sized cone for 30c), overfill or give them a product about to expire for throwing out (they're expired early for safe guard and aren't typically bacteria attracting things anyway they just taste a lil dry or whatever). Basically whatever the business won't miss. Especially all those cakes pastries and slices about to get thrown and unlikely to sell.
Not all of my coworkers have the heart to do this though so don't expect being nice will get you returns every time. And you'll have to work up becoming a regular before you get freebies.

>>5347176
I work fast food, and I really appreciate people like you.

>>5346291
I doubt it was down to his diet. He would have wanted the money for booze/drugs.

>>5346098
all vegetarian are like that, they think their eatting options are the thing that makes them a special snowflake and they need to tell the whole word about it. Same with faggots and SJWs.

The lady and I have a couple who are apour best friends. We are all kind of foodies, and can afford nice meals with some regularity. We are all about 30 and I have a bears with gray in it. One time we went to a place for brunch that was a $25 a plate type of place and I forgot my wallet. The waitress of course doesnt know that, but ahe cards us for ordering mimosas and than refuses to serve me. I was shocked, both in that I am not a baby face guy at all and what teenagers are comfortably going to order essentially a $150 meal for lunch? I told her as much, proceeded to drink my girlfriends drink in front of her the entire meal, made ridiculous requests like asking for a new glass for water because I didnt like the one she brought (refilled at the bar so no saliva) and left her no tip. Bitch, get a fucking clue.

>>5347540
Could have just called for the manager.

>>5347581
I live in Oregon where they get into a ton of shit if serve someone once theyve been carded and one could be produced. They have discretion to not card based on your appearance which is why the entire thing was ridiculous. Like i said, i just drank anyway so not much to bring to the managers attention.

>>5345676
you are the biggest fucking faggot in this thread

>>5347589
>>5347540

You're fucking dumb. ATF does entrapment shit ALL THE TIME. She could lose her job.

>>5345911
I went to grab breakfast with a friend and my girlfriend. The place we went to is known for high standard good food, nice ambiance and good service.

The (eastern European) waitress that came to our table (20 min after we sat down) looked like she was bothered by us ordering food, she was slouching in her walk and being extremely annoyed with us. All of us were friendly and all. She forgot some of the food, when she brought it, and we reminded her that something was missing. She just looked at us with that "ah fuck now i need to go and bring that shit" view. I absolutely hate people like that. Those people should not be in the service industry, I expect waiters to be friendly and trying their best to make the guest happy. I'm not expecting them to be responsible for cold food or similar stuff but I expect them to deliver appropriate service to customers. We even talked about this next to her co-workers (who were all friendly). They took note and I hope she lost her job by now. Most waiters in my country are good waiters but some should be fired. That woman in my story was one of those.

Waiters in my country (Austria) get a normal salary and tipping is a bonus to their service. Not mandatory like in the US. I only tip when the service was good. If the waiter is shit, they get nothing.

>>5345615
>lobster gauge
how does one measure...lobsterity?

>>5347976
International lobster units. ILU.

>>5347176

>go to Subway
>know exactly what I want
>still look at the menu for some time
>"Hello, what can I do for you today?"
>-"Uh...I'd like the uhm this and that sub, footlong, on now and then bread"
>"Which vegetables would you like?"
>always take the same vegetables
>-"I'd like uhm...everything buuuut uhm olives"
>"And which sauce?"
>always take the same sauce
>-"Theeeee uhm...here and there sauce"
>"Salt and pepper?"
>-"Uh...yeah!"
>"For here or to go?"
>-"Uhm...to go"

I don't even know why I act like I'm thinking about what I want. Maybe because I think it'd be rude to just blurt everything out or something

>>5348101
I do that all the time. If I take a second to think about what I was asked before I say something, it makes me sure that I'll be saying what I really wanted to say.

>friend offers to buy me a burger
>say no, to be polite
>realize i'm fucking starving and I don't have my wallet with me, would be too awkward to ask him now

>police knock on the door, questioning my brother and I if we drove the family car today
>I say yes, but then realize I only drove it yesterday
>continue lying in the face of a police officer instead of instantly correcting myself
I'm so retarded for doing that and I'm glad they got the wrong vehicle description anyways.

>>5344394
>Have you ever gave work staff at a restaurant at a hard time?

No. Working is stressful and working whilst having to deal with the wild card of which dipshit customer you're going to get is even more stressful. I always try to be as polite and respectful as possible almost to the point of being apologetic. Almost, mind, I wouldn't quite go that far.

If the service is bad and the employees are rude, awful, shit leaking cunts, I just don't go back there again. Rarely is this the case.

>Have you ever witnessed someone giving work staff a hard time?

Yes, and it's the most uncomfortable thing to watch. People will bitch out because their order was slightly wrong. Just go up and say it was wrong and they'll fix it, you don't need to throw a tantrum like you didn't get what you wanted on Christmas morning you spoiled fuck.

>working retail as a food bitch

Wow, literal scum of the earth. Stop complaining, you're paid to be shit on.

>>5345535
>smile "woops"

holy god what a faggot

>>5347657
>ATF
>entrapment

they are called compliance checks and the fucking ATF wouldn't have dick to do with them since they are a federal agency and there is no federal law that prohibits alcohol to people under 21.

>>5348313
It's pretty obvious who the scum here is. (protip: it's you)

>>5346099
Sorry, chicken hamburger sandwich.

>>5344765
sounds like you're just a overly sensitive douche

>>5344765

Somebody is insecure about their masculinity.

By the way, you don't do not comment on how much a WOMAN eats.

Ya dingus.

>>5346099
Actually anything with a patty between a bun is considered a "burger"

Doesn't need to be beef in order to be a burger. Can be chicken, fish, soy, whatever.

>>5345072

Hey dipshit, this is exactly the kind of thinking that gets in the way of justice.

Don't point out that somebody is in the wrong because "LOL DUN JUG ME MY LIEF MY RULZ" basically. People use this kind of garbage to justify all kinds of uncouth stuff.

I was waiting in line at a concert to pay the cover and walk in. Everybody had been standing in line patiently for about an hour and a half at this point. I'm almost to the window when the chick ahead of me in line has 5 of her friends show up. My friend calmly says "I don't think it's fair for your friends to not have to wait in line. You're basically letting them chat and cut." She freaks out with the same "MIND UR BUSINESS DON FUGGIN JUG ME THIS IS MY LIFE" kind of crap. Her boyfriend who just showed up on the scene threatens to fight my friend. At this point, everybody behind us in line was confirming that this was a bullshit thing for her to do. Some were even making fun of her for her raver grrl crap. It was funny because she was getting so buttmad and my friend was so damned stoic about it. Eventually, somebody who worked at the venue came out and just moved them to the back of the line.

All it took was one person to speak up coolly and calmly, and justice was served. Don't stand idly.

>>5348194
>friend offers to buy me a burger
>say no, to be polite
>realize i'm fucking starving and I don't have my wallet with me, would be too awkward to ask him now

Oh god this
>friend offers me to try something
>"Nah I'm good"
>realise a moment later I'd really like to try it

Damn

>>5348795
>Hey dipshit, this is exactly the kind of thinking that gets in the way of social justice.
FTFY