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Get cancer you shill faggot

half chicken half steak
white rice
black beans
hot salsa, corn salsa, pico de gallo
sour cream
extra cheese
fuck lettuce

>>5340952
wow rude

>>5340954
bowl or burrito?

>>5340958
burrito

maybe you should get your paycheck for VIRAL MARKETING

>>5340958
Bowl, u get more food
Be a good Jew

>>5340958
burritos are better, but i've been told you can order the bowl and get a tortilla on the side
fuck rolling your own with dirty hands though

order a quesadilla burrito. If they refuse it's because they are lazy. it's extremely good.

>>5341360
No, the burrito is more filling and calorie dense

>steak
>bowl
>white rice
>black beans
>"hot" sauce
>every topping except guac
>bottled water
>profound sense of shame

>>5341365
Make sure to add the fajita veges. They're free

I usually order the stuffed shills.

Nice try, asshole. Yeah no. I'll keep supporting my local taco shops that serve authentic Mexican food.

Keep on shilling.

>>5341387
I live in california and there are local places that are good but I keep going to chipotle.

Why?

It's quick. Otherwise I have to wait 5+ mins for my burrito while pretending to look at my phone.
I know it's cleaner than the local place.
3 minute drive closer.

Downside: it costs a quarter more and I don't get free small bag of chips and salsa.

>Carnitas Burrito
>White Rice
>Black Beans
>Hot & Corn Salsa
>Cheese
>Lettuce
>Bag of Chips for scooping up what falls out when the burrito invariably bursts
>Coke Zero...WITH lime & lemon wedges

brown rice
black beans
chicken
fajita veggies
medium salsa
a little bit of sour cream
cheese
lettuce

fuck paying two bucks for low-tier guac

also i only go to chipotle when i'm at work and too far from a real taqueria, otherwise i always prefer the real thing, made by illegal immigrants and ordered en espanol, con una cerveza Corona

>Burrito
>Double wrapped
>Half sofritas half steak
>White Rice
>Half and half beans
>Fajita veggies
>Mild, medium, & corn salsa
>Lettuce
>Cheese
>Sour cream

If they can actually get the thing properly wrapped you've done something wrong.

Barbacoa burrito
White rice
Black beans
Onion and Peppers
Hot salsa
Mild salsa
Cheeses
Lettuce

>>5341376
This picture never fails to amuse

>>5341420
>having a quarter to spare
>having time constraints

This is the NEET board. In the future please refrain from reminding us that others are different.

>>5341420
>having a quarter to spare
>having time constraints

This is the NEET board. In the future please refrain from reminding us that others are different.

Bowl
White rice
Pinto beans
Chicken
Veggies
Medium sauce
Lettuce

smoked Tabasco sauce

>>5340947

Burrito
White rice
Black beans
Barbacoa
Cheese
Lots of cheese
Red sauce
Lettuce

1-3 corn shell soft tacos
Carnitas
Tiny bit of pinto beans
Tiny bit of cheese
Corn salsa
Lettuce

How many times do we have to have this thread?

Also, why don't you offer breakfast?

>>5341373

Took me like 10 times to finally figure that out. They purposely bypass them as fast as possible. Now I make sure to get them every time on anything. I sure showed them who's boss.

Chipotle and especially Qdoba are like the worst places for first/early visitors. They do a shit job explaining the options to do. Then again, I'd rather study my options at a sit down place looking at a menu.

Taco
Carnitas
Lettuce
Cheese
Mild salsa

Rate my meal faggots

double chicken, all the free shit. no rice or beans.

>>5341366
>bottled water
>not just asking for a small cup so you can get free water

Never been to one as there is none in my city. I've seen them in other cities, but never stopped as I'm the only one in my family who cares for Mexican.

Would rather go to a nicer sit down Mexican place though.

Based off their menu, I'd just get a burrito, get both beans (if that's allowed), and all the addins.

Go and ask for extra beans, extra rice, extra toppings and an extra tortilla. They dont charge you extra unless its extra meat and you can get a fucking mega burrito.

>Double Wrap
>Brown Rice
>Fajita Peppers
>Black Beans
>Pinto Beans
>Half Chicken (If fresh)
>Half Steak (If fresh)
>Hot salsa
>Corn
>Mild Salsa
>Cheese
>Lettuce
>Guacamole
>Small cup of water
>$9.11

Every god damn time.

>>5340947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPEooigdfDo

faggot wants everything
give it all to'em

>>5340947
>>5341704
Steak Burrito
white rice
no beans
fajita veggies
corn
sour cream
cheese

and you're damn right smoked Tobasco sauce

fittest flock of fags


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itVT3l4JGQ8

ITT: niggers that pretend to be food snobs yet admit they eat at the shittiest faux-mexican restaurant on the planet

>>5341940
I would be so pissed if I worked there and someone did that.

Also anyone know how they get their tortillas so soft and pliable?
I know they put them in some sort of machine before making the burrito when you get there but how can I do this at home?
Any time I try to make a burrito the tortilla always rips apart.

>chipotle
>first time
>I have no idea
>but idk

these obvious as fuck threads

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/ways-to-make-the-chipotle-burrito-person-hate-you

Chipotle employees are the worst. That's why every time i go there (which isn't often) I get a bunch of shit and all of the salsas so the burrito rips and they need to double wrap it. Fucking shits, you work at Chipotle. Do your fucking job with a smile on your face and make my food.

>>5342242
>all that bitching about people ordering extra stuff
god damn. fuck them.

>burrito bowl
>double brown rice
>double black beans
>chicken
>fajita veggies
>pico de gallo
>hot sauce
>double corn salsa
>sour cream
>cheese
>lettuce
hnngh and only for like $7. love that everything besides the guac and protein is free. always double up on dem beans and rice

i've never ordered a quesarito because the chipotle next to my apartment complex is always busy as fuck (college town) and i would feel bad for taking up so much time in the line

Never understood why people order extra rice on burritos.
It's literally just filler.
Hell I normally don't get any rice at all. They always act shocked when I say 'no rice' but whatever.

>burrito
>brown rice
>black beans
>steak at good locations, chicken at bad/unknown
>hot sauce
>sour cream
>cheese
>guac
>lettuce

ITT BLATANT VIRAL MARKETING I POSTED IT EARLIER BUT THE POST GOT DELETED
LOL WHAT ARE U GONNA DO FAGS?
BAN ME?
HAHAHAHA

Chipotle sucks. Moes is 100x better and free chips and salse.

brit here

what is this, subway but for burritos?

>>5343128

pretty much

>>5341940
does this nigger even burrito?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqrAUiI_1A

>>5343119

I've never even seen a Moe's so they must not be in every state

>>5341654
>>5341656
My phone doesn't have internet. It feels crippling to put it mildly feeling all the stares of everyone.

>>5343162
People stare at you because you don't have a smart phone?

>>5343136

Moes has very good nacho cheese that is about it.

Chipotle has med rare steak which is amazing if fresh of the grill... same goes for the chicken. Moes is overcooked.

forget the other meats since they aren't made fresh in store.

>>5343169
yeah moes steak sucks. I normally get ground beef when I go to moes.

/some people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU4Gr1hcBas

When I get to the salsa/cheese/other shit section, I ask for "everything that's not green." And every time I do, I wind up with lettuce.

>steak (extra)
>bowl
>brown rice
>pinto bins
>sour cream
>salsa
>cheese
>sour cream again

I win faggots

>>5343119
>Moes
are you fucking shitting me. moes is shittier than taco bell. it's like a half-assed chipotle that doesn't do anything quite right.

>>5343288
There is no reason to slander Taco Bell here, sir.

>>5343249
Freebirds tastes fucking terrible I don't know how anyone can like their food, it's the worst of the chain taco joints even worse than El Torito

>>5343289
I like taco bell. Moes tries to be chipotle, but in having inferior ingredients and hygiene becomes shitty imitation. In trying to be something it is not and charging a premium for it, Moes becomes worse than Taco Bell. Taco Bell performs its function (cheap and filling) well.

Also, the fucking menu at moes is literally retarded. It's not just a burrito, its a "joey bag of donuts". Give me a fucking break

get cancer xDD that killed me, I think anyone of these shit places are good to eat that kind of food, i always look in movies the disgusting things that you call tacos, trust me they are too diferent and they are so fckn good, if you can get a decent mexican restaurant you should take a chance to the carnitas(pork) and barbacoa(in general lamb) n_n

>>5343301
>inferior ingredients
I don't understand this argument. Moes give you way more ingredients to choose from than chipotle. And you get free chips and salsa with your order so it IS a better deal than shillpotle.
Also you can order a burrito you don't have to order the stupid menu items they have.

>>5343332
Let me spell it out for you. The chicken is undeniably worse quality that chipotle. It's dry on the inside, soggy on the outside, horribly underseasoned and sits in a plastic tub for way too long. The carnitas are flavorless and sit in what seems to be green mucous water. Very appetizing. The ground beef is so fucking greasy that anything you put it on becomes insanely hard to eat. The vegetables never look fresh. Ever. The tomatoes are brown and soggy (implying i would get tomatoes anyway), and the corn looks like it came from a can found in a fallout shelter. The cheese is bland and generic. The guacamole is green paste from a bag which was probably frozen before left to thaw in some lukewarm water. Hot sauces? From the bottle lel.

Name one thing moes does better than
chipotle besides "muh free shitty chips".

>>5340947
Does Chipolte only exist in the USA? Never seen any up here in Canada. I've only started hearing of them recently; how long have they been around?

>>5343332
Chipotle's ingredients taste really fresh and well seasoned. Moe's ingredients taste cheap and pre-frozen in comparison.

(D-did I just contribute to Chipotle viraling)

Dunno, I prefer Moe's over Chipotle. More ingredients, cheaper, free guac, lime, better rollers, overall better burrito taste(for me). Da steak might be better at Chipotle but on Moe's Monday, it's not worth da difference in price.