/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd bake a kid

/ck/ doesn't bake?

>>5329940

when i was a kid, i remember being the most excited about my grandma's cupcakes. i remember she would curdle the milk with lemon juice, and the result was a super-moist, delicious cupcake. but really, i would recommend simple things for a kid's palate, like biscuits or cheesy bread rolls or something.

>>5330048
/ck/ is a slow-ass board, friend. An hour and two replies means you're ahead of the game
Baking isn't as common here as all the other nonsense though

>>5330048
/ck/ hates breeders and crotchfruit

>>5330082

true, i get the feeling that most of the actual cooks on /ck/ are line cooks. baking is so much more of a science, there's so much attention that needs to be paid to detail. i admire bakers, but i could never get up that early in the morning. i'd rather work a closing shift and wake up at noon every day.

>>5330096
That seems kind of pretentious and arrogant to assume baking is a greater art than all other kinds of cooking

Boys AND girls. Bastards nibbled on my fucking house. Shoulda kept off of my marzipan lawn, twits.

>>5330263

Oh wait. You said baking FOR kids, not baking kids. Sry & so embarrassed. Thought you said baking kids.

Yours,

Bad Witch

>>5330268
Lel

>>5330268
>>5330279
Samefag.

>>5330243

i'm not saying it's a "greater art" than all other forms of cooking. i'm saying it's a more precise and exacting form of cooking. there's more room for error. i mean, shit, loud noises can make a cake fall.

>>5330301
Well, molecular gastronomy can allow for pretty much as much complexity and difficulty as you want it to

>>5330303

funny to call someone pretentious and arrogant and then bring up molecular gastronomy, which is generally known to be "complicated" and "elitist"

>>5330298

Sometimes in imageposts we try irony by setting up for, then tripping, surprising statements. Usually boring as shit. Sometimes funny.

BTW, I like autism.

But good on you for seeing this.

>>5330096
.. and some of us are former line cooks, painting flavours and textures and surprise combinations into our own daily meal drivel.

>>5330399
What are you rambling about, autist?

>>5329940
>2014
>male
>approaching any child for any reason

You'll be charged with vicious rape and molestation, especially if you approach them with something sweet.

>>5331417
>>5331417
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc--FjGgAig

>>5329940
Cookies, cupcakes, chicken, fish...I think that's it. Brisket.