/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you give hot sauce anything but the most passing casual attention for any reason other than having it shoved in your face all the time on an image board full of people who can barely make an edible meal to save their lives, let alone understand how to cook with the fruits of the capsicum, you are ... well, I bet you can guess this one right op?

>>5324769
i really love the flavor ghost peppers have
i'm going to grow some trinidad moruga scorpions this year they sound just divine

>>5324769

This. It's a fucking condiment. It's okay to be choosey (hell, there are more mustards than just French's Yellow) but goddamn, hot sauce is not that exciting.

>>5324776
Sounds like someone has the heat tolerance of a little BITCH.

>>5324772

my all purpose is birdseye. heat/flavor/aroma have a good balance, they're basically given away for free at the indian grocery store, and they go in EVERYTHING (that requires chilis of course, not going in my pesto although that might be interesting)

>>5324781

yeah ok mr. no cooking skills

>>5324781

0/10, fucking pathetic.

>>5324787
>>5324786
>Faggots can't handle the spice

>>5324800

it's funny you should post a man of the south asian persuasion because you don't see too many of them dumping shitty generic bottled vinegar juice on their food. their wives and mothers know how to make it hot enough the proper way.

south asian achars on the other hand... I feel sorry for you people who don't know of this thing.

you hot sauce fags are basically consuming the capsicum equivalent of spray-on cheese. pic related, this is how I imagine you guys looking.

>>5324810

>>5324818
This.

>>5324818

thank you for making my point for me. eating proper food is considered "fedora" around these parts because most of us are a product of poor parenting. and by "poor" you can basically assign whatever meaning you want, because any of them are likely to be true.

>>5324826
I can't handle your euphoria... It's... It's just off the charts!

Is that what a line-cook certification from a vocational school buys these days?

>>5324830 (You)
>>5324822 (You)
>>5324818 (You)

way off the mark. you're pretty shitty at comebacks so I'll throw you a bone. I have a liberal arts degree from an expensive private college. it cost me about $49k in debts.

if you can't come up with something good from that, you're pretty much a failure at internet arguments and should kill yourself. I suggest shoving a bottle of sriracha up your ass and bleeding out on the toilet seat.

>>5324826
No, you shitting on hot sauce is fedora, and extremely so. You must be euphoric when you eat a "properly hot" meal.

>>5324838
>I have a liberal arts degree

>>5324838

So, your Gender Studies degree from some second-rate state school - which has you in financial slavery - earned you a place here on /ck/: Where you felt the need to brag about your hilariously unimpressive education in an attempt to cover up your anal-devastation - over hot sauce.

Probably the same anal devastation you feel whenever you eat something hotter than a pickled jalapeno because you're... Wait for it... A pleb.

>>5324838
>I have a liberal arts degree from an expensive private college.

Your low life trash 4 posting it op.

>>5324838
>>5324810
>>5324769
>>5324851

>>5324845
F, see me after class
>>5324850
C-, study harder

hot sauce fags confirmed for unable to cook, and unable to troll

>>5324863
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Off you go.

Just picked up a bottle of pic related today. Good shit. Am I upsetting the thread by existing?

>>5324875
I saw that the other day and was wondering if it was any good.

>>5324875

this is really good; of the chipotle sauces i've tasted, tabasco is second only to el yucateco.

>>5324878
It's their best sauce, clearly. IMO the best chipotle hot sauce out there, so smoky and sweet with the perfect amount of heat (less than regular tabasco)

>>5324875
No, it's cool.

>>5324885
I knew Yucateco faggot would show up. You shill their shit so hard, get out of here.

>>5324888

oh it's you again, the deluded loser who thinks everybody is a shill. tinfoil hat on too tight as usual, i see.

>>5324887
why would you go for frank's red hot when you could go for texas pete ?

>>5324893
The problem is you are. I don't call shill ever, you're the only one I've detected on /ck/. I think the chipotle threads are just trolls.

here's a godtier hotsauce. tastes amazing, it would be better if it was a tad milder so you could use it more freely though

>>5324897

do you even know what a shill is?

i have no personal connections with el yucateco, and i do not care about their revenue. there is a product of theirs that i like and i want to share it, because i want others to experience it as well.

you? probably 16 and just read catcher in the rye for the first time. you reek of the tired cynical teenager cliché.

>>5324915
Lel. Exactly how a shill would respond.

>>5324915
You're a phony.

>>5324917

confirmed for either bait or idiocy. bye loser.

>>5324919
See ya next time.

>>5324919

PS try it, faggot.

>>5324923
>indicating yourself to try it

Sounds like a shill, yeah. Certainly they haven't had every product the company they represent produces.

TABANERO master race reporting in.

/thread

I've got this powdered chilli powder stuff I put on stuff I want spicey. About as hot as I can go though, tried the "hot" packet from taco bell once and my mouth was burning all day. Stupidly ate one of those papa johns peppers too and I vomited

>>5325113

for fucks sake I hope you're trolling

>>5325123
nah. I just can't take spicy food. Never had it growing up so never got used to it. Probably the same reason blue cheese makes me gag.

>>5325129
same thing happens to me with blue cheese. Funny story, had never ate it before and took a date to applebees in high school. We both got different salads, but they had blue cheese on them.

I was just thinking it was like any other cheese. After taking a bite I called over the waitress and told her I think the cheese was spoiled. She told me that was the point of blue cheese. I took another bite and still hated it. Asked for another salad without the blue cheese, we both later got steaks, and at the end of the meal asked for the meal to be comped and it was and we got a free meal coupon for the next time we visited. I did leave her a $2 tip though for trying.

ITT: People that can't handle spicy food present groundless ad hominem arguments.

Fuck me, I am pissed off by faggots like you.
>"Oh I am so hardcore foodie, oooh how spicy, oh the heat, ooh strong sauce. Or
>"ooh, I am gonna buy some peppers, but not the good ones, no, they have to be super hot. I am better because I eat hot food and you what? jalapenos and tabasco? You faggots! I am eating fucking ghost pepper, tastes like charcoal but I fucking eat it, good heavens! I'd like it a little bit more spicy please!
>When I eat spicy foods I am so horny I'd fuck my father in all holes!"
>"I'm gonna kill all the flavour for the "pleasure" of burning anus. I love to sweat, choke and a runny nose. It's almost as much pleasure as gagging on a dick
Real fucking show starts when faggots like you want to show off, like in a pizzeria
>Sup guise, wanna order some pizza? For me mega-diablo-cock-mecicana-extra-spicy with double peppers. Hehe, weak shit, I don't know how you can eat that mild shit xD Wanna try some? Take a sip of milk because you don't use water on heat xD
>BRB guise I need to take a shit my extra spicy shit, there's nothing better than a stingy anus in the morning! xD

>>5325132
$2 dollar tip, what a douche.
And she did everything you asked.

>>5325658
it's not spicy (rly it's not) i love the sauce, hard to come by tho

Ranch + Hot Sauce = Epic Win

If you've never had this, you are but a lowly plebeian

>>5324765
Don't have access to that. But what I do have is this.

>>5324769
This. Hot sauce is good for frozen pizza, chili, and adding the jarred or canned salsa to make it hotter. For anything else, you might as well just use spices and actual peppers. You know, like someone who knows how to cook.

>>5325975
vomit

hey fuck you man, I grow my own goddamn habaneros and i've got a jar full of dried powdered orange habanero, its MUCH better than some shitty sauce.

>>5325919
Is there a tier list for different brands of ranch dressing?

I'd easily put Wish Bone somewhere near the bottom, Hidden Valley somewhere near the top, Kraft right below that, and I'm not sure about the rest. Ken's is okay I guess.

>>5326138
>WISHBONE
>BOTTOM TIER

yeah I'd kinda agree.

>>5325132
why does she get punished because you're a picky cunt?

>>5326174
Meal would came between 20 and 25 bucks so I just rounded down to make the 10%. What I was always told to tip. 1$ for every 10$.

>>5324875
love it. but be careful, it can easily be overused and gotten sick of.