/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anyone else go full nigger on a quarter of a melon?
I did so last week.
I had to go outside and stand over a drain it was so messy but so goood.

>>5323716
what, just sticking your whole face in it? i did that the other day and ruined my shirt

i lubs me some niggerapples

>>5323716
>I had to go outside and stand over a drain it was so messy but so goood.
Naw.

I like it cold from the fridge, right over the sink. I will halve a melon, carefully wrap up half, move back to the garage fridge to stay as nice as possible til I'm ready for it (only one cut edge).

I take the rind off the melon, slice in big 4x6 cubes and chunks, and chill down. I have a big cube everytime I open the fridge, and especially for breakfast. Daiquiri for dinner. Maybe some aqua fresca style smoothie, with a squeeze of lime. Nothing is more refreshing than ice cold watermelon.

What's sad, is that I used to pickle the rinds, but modern melons have next to nothing between the ripe flesh and peel anymore. Minimal rind.

>>5323712
I agree that this is the proper way to consume watermelon.

>>5323727
>slice in big 4x6 cubes and chunks
how does it feel knowing that you don't know how to eat a watermelon properly

>>5323719
Yeah I was fat, topless and sweaty, standing over a drain eating watermelon like a niggoid, luckily it was dark.

>>5323742
the real ghetto way to do it is to crouch over a huge bowl so you can get all the juices

>>5323712
This is the first thing I would show to alien life.

>>5323745
Oh like a big mixing bowl?
I'll try that next time.

>>5323742
>>5323745
>>5323758
you guys aren't eating watermelon in a bathtub?

pff, disgusting.

>>5323773
I don't want to eat anywhere my rank feet have been soaking.

>>5323773
>not using pic related
it's like you don't even eat watermelon

>>5323712
>One serving size
>Half a watermelon
That guy had runny shits for a week.

>>5323794
>watermelon
>runny shits
i usually only have to piss after eating watermelon

I could go for a watermelon right now
or some plums

It may be time for early season melons but the good ones won't be here for a while yet.
>Protip: only buy them when super cheap. This means they are in season

I ordered this melon without reading the amazon reviews that they were sold by an unscrupulous not certified seed dealer and would probably be destroyed before seeing China Post. (customs sends a nastygram after doing the deed)
RIP Tigger Melon seeds.

And I have this idea to plant melon seeds in the marshy but soily areas of my town.
We have a tropical climate, do you think that it is silly to rogue plant food melons and other good hearty organisms?

>>5323813
Blueberries and raspberries are the best for that, because they're perennial and some are native to North America.

>>5323704
watermelon is vegetable
not fruit

>>5323915
Says who? The fruit itself is grown from a flower and has internal seeds, all the hallmarks of a fruit.

>>5323712

>>5323704
>mfw pickled watermelon rind relish

>>5323915
>there are people who will never allow themselves to enjoy cucumber lemonade

>>5323929
How do you prepare yours? Sounds really refreshing.

>>5323915
Watermelon is from the family of the pumpkins and is a fruit because of this.