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ITT: Disgusting food thread

>> No.5319367

>>5318293

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>>5319367
I kek'd.

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>>5319365

>> No.5319400

>>5319365
my old roommate's diet consisted mostly of those. At least he stuck them in the oven, the chicken ones actually smelled nice

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This can also be a ITT: What gross fast food workers do

>> No.5319412

>>5319380
that's not fluff

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Who wants human faces for dinner?

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>> No.5319444
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>tfw thousands of children are fed this every night

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>>5319444
God rest their souls

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>>5319455
>Just Cheese

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Golden Corral part 1

>> No.5319467

>>5319455
>tfw i've been poor enough at one point in my life I ate plain noodles with taco powder.

it was awful.

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part 2

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>>5319463
pls more this is my fetish

>> No.5319479

>>5319475
Those potatoes are basically raw.

>> No.5319480

>>5319463
Can I PLEASE masturbate to this?

>> No.5319481

>>5319463
I would be surprised if the kitchens at Golden Corral didn't look like this.

>> No.5319482

>>5319463
That's not actually far off normal for a busy buffet, they just seem extra slobbish.

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>> No.5319498

>>5319439
Yeah man that scrambled egg recipe is so fucked up

What is his problem?

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>>5319502
these are some of the best threads for spank material

>> No.5319518

>>5319403

Thank fuck I never ask for lettuce. It's all wilted and brown and limpy and sad.

Though, I'm sure they shove the tomatoes and cucumbers down their pants and rub them against their pubes. They probably jiz in the Mayo, and spit in the Sweet onion sauce.

Fuck this picture.

Now I'm sad. Why are (some, not all) fast food workers asses?

I worked at Arby's, and we had some protocol. For a 99 cents Jr. you get 1.5 oz of beef, for a regular roast beef, 3 oz, for a large 5 oz, iirc.

I always loaded the Jrs with 3 oz, I always gave extra meat. A regular was like 6 oz, and a large was like 8.

The managers never cared. They just wanted to make certain you never were underweight, since that's when the customer complaints came in.

One "dick" move I might have done, was when people ordered the Beef and Cheddars, I would sometimes just glop on like tons of Cheese sauce, so it was all over the wrapper, the buns, the beef, etc. But that was only on to-go orders. Same with red ranch sauce. I'd just hold the button down for literally 10 secons. Sandwich was so sloppy, but also probably delicious.

I just imagined a guy riding home from work, opening up his aluminum wrapper, and cheese and red ranch dropping all over the place in his car.

Still, if it were me, I'd just wait till I get home, and then be like "FUCK YES EXTRA SAUCE".

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>>5319496
>mfw when it's salami in the picture

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part one of the saga

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>>5319529

>> No.5319543

>>5319534
interested...

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>>5319539

>> No.5319561

>>5319455
I laughed entirely too hard at this.

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finale

>> No.5319584

>>5319534
>>5319564
>stoners being subhuman savages
Why am I not surprised?

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>>5319564
>weedpriest

>> No.5319596

>>5319564
hahahaha

>> No.5319747

test

>> No.5319835

>>5319439
What is so wrong about that picture/his recipe?

>> No.5319877

Reminds of High School Food

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"Baked Luncheon Meat, Cheese and Scramble Egg Sandwich"

Fucking New Zealand (home country). Luncheon is the most disgusting thing even without cold scrambled Eggs and margarine lathered white bread.
I suspect only homeland raised Kiwis truly understand the puke factor of this shit but yeah.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
salt on bacon is just one of those things. salty bacon that's been cooked more than about a day before has the same effect.

>> No.5319908

>>5319886
Nigga you BEST not be stepping to luncheon right now.
In all seriousness it is pretty bad but it is tolerable fresh from the deli, baked though? yeah nah get fucked.

Where you from though? Aucklandfag here

>> No.5319918

>>5319908
blurgh.

it was always the born-into-shit-family Maoris and ADHD froot loop tier 6-10 year old white kids that ate Luncheon fresh from the deli in Fresh Choice. Borderline neglect IMO but still better than the progressively erecting fast food culture here.

My family moved around quite a bit as a kid, but most of the time was in central Otago and Nelson.

>> No.5319923

>>5319835
>>5319439
>>5319498

it comes out runny! I'm not adding butter to my eggs anymore until after.

>> No.5319936

>>5319923
Scrambled eggs are classically cooked that way, they're delicious that way if you give them a try. It was only after America's salmonella scare that the country started to cook them to absolute shit. Give beverse eggs a solid try you won't go back

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>>5319936
assumptions through the roof.

1. I'm not originally from America.
2. I eat my eggs raw... (well soft boiled for a minute, so the yolk is barely warm and still liquid.)
3. I HAVE tried the Gordon Ramsey way several times. I don't like the creamyness of it. I like when scrambled eggs have a big of texture. Not overcooked, but in my opinion his eggs are more of an "egg sauce" or something.

Just not my thing. I'd gladly add butter to normal scrambled eggs. Here's a picture of how I like mine to look.

>> No.5319962

>>5319923
>it comes out runny!
I for one agree. I only ever have hard, rubbery scrambled eggs.

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>> No.5320026

>>5319518
I'm pretty sure the guy in the picture got in a lot of trouble and was fired immediately, though the punishment was probably a lot more severe because of the frenzy it kicked up when he posted it online bragging about it.

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>> No.5320048

>>5319455
Huh what is A1 ?

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>>5320052
yumyumyumyumumummm

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>> No.5320068

>>5320048
It's a steak sauce, similar to HP sauce.

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>> No.5320076

>>5320067
Fish n chips with bbq sauce?
Looks like tea to me lad. Those chips are cooked to fucking grease perfection too.

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>>5320073
Wrong pic. I meant to post the disgusting real balut, not the mediocre chocolate balut

>> No.5320079

>>5320069
Shut your whore mouth you vile troll

>> No.5320084

>>5320070

disgusting yes
delicious yes

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>> No.5320095

>>5320064
Wait, what's wrong with this one? Looks like one of those French platters.

>> No.5320104

>>5320064
that looks delicious

>> No.5320105

>>5319507
God damn, I almost threw up.

>> No.5320115

>>5320095
The guy who posted it obviously doesnt like seafood. But he probably likes men. Men's dicks. In his ass. Because he's a faggot

>> No.5320123

>>5319400
I imagine it looked the same coming out

>> No.5320129

All meats

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>>5319403
>TFW you know that's in a McDonalds
>TFW you're 90% sure that's an Australian one

>> No.5320136

>>5319507
>>5319502
>>5319490
>>5319475

MOAR

>> No.5320141

>>5320062
looks delicious as fug

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>>5320073
took me a moment

>> No.5320146

>>5320132

I dont believe it is either.
It was posted on /b/ some time ago, the idiot didn't remove the exif data. It was located to a burger king somewhere in burgerland. Messages to the manager were made, lels followed. There was an article somewhere. Ill try to find it.

>> No.5320151

>>5320146

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/burger-king-employee-steps-in-lettuce-busted-4chan_n_1679793.html

>> No.5320165

>>532015
Huh!
Then the businesses may as well be the same. That's the exact same powdered detergent we use in the one I work at. Plus the black shoes/pants policy but that's everywhere. And we have the same tiles too.

>> No.5320174

>>5320165

lel. I still imagine this has happened at many maccas all around australia too. What state you in?

>> No.5320192

>>5319958
like fluffy heaven

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this photo keeps me up at night

>> No.5320318

>>5320123
Looked marginally better.

>> No.5320319

>>5320201
Oh god that's sad.

>> No.5320321

>>5320201
Oh my god.
That is so terrible it must be a joke.

>> No.5320323

>>5320201
I bet "nice guys finish last" is somewhere in his profile.

>> No.5320324

>>5319958
>his eggs are more of an "egg sauce"
Spot on, I don't even want to try them. Not even a salmonella thing (blumenthal's are even worse), they just look horrid. 'creamy' is not what I think when I think of eggs, ever.

>> No.5320329

>>5320324
Blumenthal's eggs look terrible. I do not understand why he thinks people want creamy custard when they think of scrambled eggs.

>> No.5320373

>>5320329
They really do, I have one friend who defends these guys going "well they're award winning chefs blah blah blah." I don't want undercooked egg soup when I say I want "scrambled eggs."
I'd walk out if they served that to me in a restaurant.

>> No.5320375

>all deez rubberegg fags

>> No.5320559

>>5319997
pls remove

>> No.5320565

>>5320054
So delicious, Just leave already you pleb.

>> No.5320567

>>5320054
that looks like the thing from star wars they cut open and shoved luke inside.

>> No.5320585

>>5320567
Tauntaun

>> No.5320624

>>5320201
>pasta carbonara within sausage

>> No.5320628

>>5320624
don't know why but I read that as "pasta carbine".

>bang bang bang bang click "uh oh spaghettios!"

>> No.5320644

>>5319365
I know a girl who will literally only eat mcdonalds burgers and vanilla ice cream. And no she's not fat, she's freakishly skinny. Probably doesn't eat many of them.

>> No.5320657

>>5320058
One time I was on a flight and the food was all covered in a thin lair of gellatin or something. All of it, the meat, the rice, the desert.

I don't understand why can't they just hand out sanwiches or some shit? Even a shitty sandwich is more edible than that and probalby costs less.

>> No.5320659

>>5320077
I dunno how anyone can bring themselves to eat that.

>> No.5320663

>>5319424

>BACKED IN

what?

>> No.5320671

>>5320657
>lair of gelatin

sounds kinky.

>> No.5320687

>>5320064
peel this shit before serving, its barely 200g meat and the other 80% are carpaces

>> No.5320691

>>5320687

Unable to do it yourself, or do you just not want anything getting in the way of shoving food down your gullet as quickly as possible?

>> No.5320703

>>5320132
no.
it's subway.

>> No.5320711

>>5320691
he probably jsut doesn't want to order a bunch of food and end up with 1/4 of what he thought he had because of the shekels n shit.

>> No.5320717

>>5319439
>>5319923
It's supposed to be "runny". It's a classic custard way of cooking it. I like it this way MUCH better than cooking them until they're hard.

>>5319958
Eeeeeh.

>> No.5320734

>>5320717
Eggs are not custard.

>> No.5320738

>>5320734
Eggs are not rubber.

>> No.5320739

>>5320738
Never had rubbery eggs.

>> No.5320793

>>5319439
You know, I made this before. It's great on toasted bread but by itself it's just "eegh."

It's more of an egg-spread than something you'd want to eat like itself, such as the more "common" fluffy scrambled eggs.

(Not saying it's bad, just saying that people who see it or try it probably should try it on toast if they haven't.)

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>>5319365

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>>5320201
>mfw the pasta was stuck through the sausage

>> No.5321522

>>5320739
Lucky you

>> No.5321533

>>5320064
this is the worst of the thread

almost projectile vomited after clicking pic

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>>5320739

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wEyiFZanA

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>>5320069

>> No.5321557

>>5320064
phagoot

>> No.5321607

"salad dressing", processed imitation cheese food product, instant ice tea, powdered milk, treet, ice milk, cheap canned biscuits, canned mackerel, wintergreen candy, egg plant, and licorice. a few of my less than favorite things oh and chick peas,mussels and lima beans. I can eat it but not a favorite.

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>>5321537
I like your style

>> No.5321640

>>5320064

douchebag detected

>> No.5321641

>>5321522
well unless you count going out and getting shitty eggs. I've had some that acted like rubber, but they're nothing like rubber when you eat them.

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Tastes like crunchy syrup.

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deep fried battered cod eggs

>> No.5321750

>>5320151

oh wow

>> No.5321751

>>5319424
Looks like feather remnants
Probably isn't, but that's what it looks like.

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>> No.5321868

>>5319444
>i have no mouth and i must scream

>> No.5321894

>>5320151
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/burger-king-employee-steps-in-lettuce-busted-4chan_n_1679793.html
lol, thanks 4 sharing that

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some girl posted this giddily on facebook bragging about making food herself

>> No.5321923

>>5321919

dude that looks bomb as fuck. Are those clamshell macaroni stuffed to the dick with all kinds of good shit, real shredded cheddar?

name one thing about that dish that looks bad...

>> No.5321926

>>5321923

dude i can see red skin-on potatoes, avocado, cheddar, hopefully a little onion.

That's god tier 'roni there.

>> No.5321931

>>5321923

the entire thing looks like vomit

>> No.5321936

>>5321931

lol i guess you don't like indian food, guacamole, salsa, any soup, any salad dressing, smoothies, milkshakes, chicken pot pies... shall I go on?

vomit is delicious.

>> No.5321947

>>5319403
What the literal fuck? Ok, I get that customers can be crabby assholes, but damn, I would never go that low.

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>>5319365
Oh my...I just recalled eating those awful banquet frozen meals while growing up. I can still recall the gritty texture of the "mashed potatoes"

>>5319434
I read that as "human feces"

>> No.5322181

>>5319958

That's how I try to make them as well. I've only been cooking for 3 years and it is surprisingly challenging to get them to the perfect level of fluffiness.

>>5320052

I never liked these, not even as a kid, not even as a kid who hadn't had a sugar fix in a few days.

>>5320069
I've never had one of these. They are an extremely divisive dish though.

>>5320090
For some reason this bothers me the most in the entire thread.
Perhaps it's the low effort. Perhaps it's the timing, adding while the meat is uncooked. In any case, congratulations.

>> No.5322197

>>5321931
>food looks like gross stuff

there's a fine-line between appreciating the visual aesthetic of food and just being infantile.

>> No.5322215

>>5319936
wtf when was America's salmonella scare? You can only gets salmonella through things contaminated by salmon, and I don't think most chicken egg are anywhere near salmon

>> No.5322229

>>5319507
That's got to be the most disgusting thing i've seen on this board

>> No.5322232

>>5322215
I think it was after the ozone layer but before african killer bees

>> No.5322245

>>5321505
that's actually good

>> No.5322255

>>5321518
yfw the pasta bits inside the sausage (should be hotdog) are still stiff and mostly dry

>> No.5322260

>>5321953
>I read that as "human feces"
haha me too

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>>5319365

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toaster burgers

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>> No.5322317

>>5322278
Wouldn't the fat drip out and into the toaster?

>> No.5322342

>>5322317
Exactly my thoughts. And you can't clean a toaster very well.

>> No.5322348

>>5320064
Vile. This looks like how they would present it in the 50s.

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disgusting or best menu ever?

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>>5319455
>Just Cheese
Lol

>> No.5322355

>>5320151
>A montage of the 4chan users' responses was posted to Reddit on Tuesday.

God fucking damn reddit is so pitifully obsessed with our successful antics it's beyond sad. I'm sure there were lots of troll faces in the comments.

>> No.5322361

>>5322354
>if you wanna post it post it but IMO its never a good idea. its gonna get shit all over one way or another and nothing good comes of it
uhhhhh

>> No.5322370

>>5322296
All of this. Wut?

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>>5322361
I've reread that post like twenty times and the only conclusion I can draw is that you accidently replied to me instead of someone else ITT. Either that or my tired brain just is missing something. I'm confuse.

>> No.5322400

>>5322395
ahaha yeah, I meant to just say "uhhhh " to >>5322354 but had your post highlighted

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>>5322400
Lol okay

>> No.5322456

>>5320052
SO right

>> No.5322458

>>5321770

Have you actually had this before?

I visited friends in Sweden and tried it.. It's a story for another time but it was the worst thing I have EVER eaten

>> No.5322472

>>5322370
faggots are just pork and offal meatballs with onion and spices

I've got nothing against faggots so long as my kids stay away from them

>> No.5322696
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Have weird feels about vienna sausage. I don't have many expectations for any kind of "meat" in a can but still can never eat more than two sausages.

>> No.5322699

>>5322317

You think those things have any fat in them? Look at 'em, even on the packet they look like they're made out of wood pulp.

>> No.5322811

>>5320115
Seafood is like eating gigantic fucking sea spiders and roaches. Vile and awful.

>> No.5322816

>>5322696
This stuff goes amazing with instant ramen

>> No.5322817

>>5322811
>inb4 hurr muh ramen
>stay pleb you neckbeard

>> No.5322819

>>5322811
Crustaceans are giant aquatic bugs but they also taste really good. If bugs were large enough to consume like lobster I'd be all for that shit.

>> No.5322820

>>5321647
Oh man, I loved those. You say "Crunchy syrup" like that's in any ways bad.

>> No.5322830

>>5322817
You think you're "fancy" or "refined" cause you eat giant fucking insect-wannabes from the ocean? How's your fedora and pipe, treating your stupid ass well?

>> No.5322834

>>5322830
No I think I'm refined because when I fuck your mom I wear a top hat instead of a fedora.

>> No.5322835

>>5322834
Lol XP

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>>5319403
>>5319518
>>5320026
>>5320132
>>5321947
In that particular case, the asshole didn't get away with it.

>> No.5322845

>>5321505
>Shit on a Shingle
It's a little bland, but it's actuallynot bad

>> No.5322849

>>5322696
these are delicious by themselves. They also go great with anything.

>> No.5322857

>>5322845
Idk about the frozen kind, but when my mom was out on a business trip my dad would make his old army nostalgia foods like SOS or fried gizzards or venison(not army but my mom hated the smell)
SOS was the worst, it's extra salty jerky reconstituted in milk gravy and served over soggy toast. 100% fucked to me. Even as a kid i knew it sucked ass, god forbid I got sick and dad had to give me Milktoast.

>> No.5322859
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any slavshit food


absolutely disgusting peasant food

>> No.5322868

>>5322696
When I was a child my father was single and would buy Vienna Sausage so his three children could essentially feed themselves.

Once my cousin came over and opened a can, then smothered them in ketchup on a plate. After she left I kept smelling a foul odor in the bedroom like vinegar and rotting meat. A week later I found the half-eaten plate of ketchup and Vienna Sausages hidden inside the headboard shelf to the bed.

Never again Vienna Sausages, never again.

Also children are disgusting.

>> No.5322883

>>5322354
WHAT THE FUCK. Before posting such an image online wouldn't you look at at it and think what will people think. Holyshit. I could never live that shit down.

Look at the way he's pouting his lips its like they're fuck buddies.

>> No.5322895

>>5321654
I'm sorry you're a pleb

>> No.5322907

>>5322859
Looks okay but what is it really?

>> No.5322909

>>5322907
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dressed_herring

>> No.5322920

>>5322859
I would probably eat that. I like peasant food, and herring. I could do without the mayonnaise though.

A lot of Soviet cuisine does not sound that bad. It reminds me of the American casserole trend from the same era, like green bean casserole, along with all the things my Great Depression era grandmother made.

>> No.5322924

>>5319439
This looks pretty good to me, reminds me of an egg salad sandwich

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>>5319918
Oi Hellers luncheon is pretty alright, this cunt fucken knocking luncheon
But yeah, you only try frying it once and it's always fucking sad..

>> No.5322934

>>5319997
Looks like the box is vomiting

>> No.5323055

>>5321654
ur a pleb fgt

>> No.5323236

>>5322843
occasionally /b still delivers.

>> No.5323244

>>5320324
>'creamy' is not what I think when I think of eggs, ever.
Ever heard of egg salad? Custard? Pudding? Literally any baked goods? Hollandaise sauce? Cheesecake?

>> No.5323251

>tfw like these threads but extremely phobic of mould

guys pls

just post gross food, not rotting

>> No.5323276

>>5322296

I laughed incredibly hard before realizing this was an actual thing, and then I laughed even harder.

>> No.5323310

>>5323244
you can make a liquid or gelatinous product from most meats, but most people don't ask for their steaks "extra jelly"

there's a difference between a product of a protein and the protein itself, and most people prefer their nondairy proteins firm

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>>5321654
>Not liking best fruit

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>> No.5323370

>>5320077
Christ, it already has feathers

>> No.5323396

>>5320052

Goddamn, I remember enjoying those when I was young, but you always had too many and got sick. Can't stand the fucking shit anymore.

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>>5323347

>> No.5323451

>>5320201

Cameron sort your fucking life out

>> No.5323455

>>5322296

>work at a supermarket years ago
>we stock these
>when scanned they would show up on my register as "FAGGOTS"
>One day can't scan a box because the barcode tore off when it was frozen
>Have to tell my manager that "I need the barcode for faggots"

bongland not even once

>> No.5323479

>>5320069
I dont understand hats wrong with this, other than its a bowl of shit tier tomato soup

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>>5322296

>> No.5323484

>>5323479
>calling a deep dish pie "tomato soup"

Nice buzzword usage, chap.

>> No.5323486

>>5323481
Would eat drunk.

>> No.5323488

>>5323481
I would eat that all day.

>> No.5323506

>>5323481
That's fags and peas you silly fuck. It's delicious. Mashed potatoes, gravy, meatballs and mushy peas. If you don't like it then go be fat somewhere else

>> No.5323523

>>5322296
Fuck you. Faggots, chips, and peas is a god tier meal.

>> No.5323968

Lawl Welshies.

>> No.5324007

>>5322845
>>5322857
Must be an American food. I have never seen or heard of it before.

>> No.5324040

>>5323506
>>5323523
moral of the story: you guise eat faggots.

>> No.5324110

>>5323481
interesting moonspeak on the beer coaster

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>>5323481
Man, that looks good.

>> No.5324170

>>5322811
This.

>> No.5324173

>>5323481
Looks like someone already ate it.

>> No.5324232

>>5324170
>>5322811
In the 19th century, the upper classes viewed crustaceans the same way, and the activity of fishing was considered dishonorable, but then smoking cigarettes was considered effeminate until the late 19th century.

I actually kind of delight in the idea that, compared to bland white-bread mid-western type people, I am some exotic space-alien like a C'tarl C'tarl eating perceivably inedible sea-creatures as part of the culture of my people.

If you seasoned a juicy insect of some sort properly, I would eat that too.

>> No.5324255

>>5324110
It's Welsh

>> No.5324269

>>5324110
Moon speak? Looks like Welsh.

>> No.5324308

>>5321505

ugh my mom loves that shit. it's so fucking salty i feel like im getting heart disease every time i eat it

>> No.5324320

>>5320090
eeuurgh

>> No.5324321

>>5322354

not gonna lie id fuck that grandma

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I work at a deli and I die a little inside every time someone buys this garbage.

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>tfw work produce at a grocery store

I've never done anything bad to food but some of the shit I've seen.

Especially our onions. The onions we get are so fucking terrible they make me want to gag. Like out of the average bag of onions, more than half of them are moldy or rotten.

Then there was the time some worthless asshole in my department was smoking while cutting up fruit. Shit disgusts me.

>> No.5324465

>>5324308
>ugh my mom loves that shit. it's so fucking salty
Tell your dad to eat pineapple, that way it should be more palatable to you. Don't give up!

>> No.5324924

>>5324447
ham has its uses. I would prefer just some turkey or good salami, but if you're making a muffaletta you have to have some ham up in that bitch

>> No.5324931

>>5324447
I hear you. Same job. It doesn't help that it's bought so rarely that the shit my managers make us cut and use is already greying by the time someone wants it.

Seriously, if you're buying a meat at the deli besides generic turkey, ham, or bologna, you'd be better off just buying the per-packaged shit. Even more so if you want weird shit no one ever buys. Other people i work with are so stupid with food they think it's okay to cut meat with mold at the end as long as they don't give people the mold. Fucking disgusting.

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>>5324452
>Tfw standards rise in Produce department because of the work you do
Still, there's only so much we can do to keep our berries, pears and tomatoes in respectable condition

>> No.5325133

>>5324452
Why would anyone be cutting up fruit to put in a produce section?

>> No.5325140

>>5325133

There are some stores have some kind of diced melon/pineapple tray in the produce section.

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>>5322296
Nothing better than some nice firm, steamy faggots releasing their flavorful sauce in my mouth.

>> No.5325322

>>5321919
>artsy fartsy pear

why do girls do this shit

also shit taste in pears

>> No.5325323

>>5325322
Whaaat? Boscs are great!

>> No.5325329

>>5320201
>implying you let your pleb gf cook for you

bitch can't make a sandwich for shit

>> No.5325377

>>5324447
Nigga, dont diss Chipped Ham, that shit is great, Isleys Chipped Ham tastes pretty damn hammy.

>> No.5325808

>>5320064
kill yourself

>> No.5325834

>>5321770
I must try it

>> No.5325853

>>5322859
>any slavshit food
you must not have of had much

>> No.5327109

>>5324931
>Other people i work with are so stupid with food they think it's okay to cut meat with mold at the end as long as they don't give people the mold.

When you see a crime and do nothing, you are guilty too. FOR SHAME.

>> No.5327123

>>5322296
>MR BRAINS

Looks like BOSS zombie food

>> No.5327165

>>5320567
>that looks like the thing from star wars they cut open and shoved luke inside.
>they

How fucking stupid are you?

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>>5322843

>> No.5327335

>>5320663
More like BA-BA-BACK IT UP

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>> No.5327342

>>5319479
ITS RAWWWWWWWWWR

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this shit

>> No.5327353

>>5319507
Needs more jizz

>> No.5327362

>>5319886
Every time I would go back to NZ to visit my grandparents they would give me SEGG, remember that shit? I loved it

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>>5320323
>>5320323
>>5320323

>> No.5327377

>>5320644
Is she hot?

>> No.5327382

>>5320711
MUH SHEKELS

seriously though if I have to peel prawns I just don't eat them. Can't be fucked

>> No.5327395

>>5322354
They totally fuck. And that makes me hard

>> No.5327403

>>5325140
this is usually food that has been dropped on the ground,is going to expire, is bruised / moldy on one side, or has something else wrong with one part of it. never buy that chopped fruit or veggies from a super market.

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>> No.5327411

>>5323310
You're just "extra jelly"

>> No.5327424

>>5327336
What possible advantage/saving could you get from buying canned bread?

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>>5327424
enjoy your moldy bread after nuclear armaggedon happens you unprepared swine

>> No.5327476

>>5327424
It doesn't spoil, I guess? Unless you live through the apocalypse this shouldn't matter though.

>> No.5327535

>>5322859
>dissing the best euro food
slavic food is better than anything in western/northern/southern europe.

>> No.5327618

>>5327109
NONONONONONO

I work in a deli and we have a few lazy coworkers who do that kind of shit (the fun part is that it's mainly one guy that young male new hires tend to think is 'cool' so they mimic his retardation and get fired cuz they're not union yet.), but the rest of us run on a 'would I want to eat this myself?' scale so even if something is technically safe and fine if it looks undelicious out it goes!

The nice thing is we're a high-volume deli so things rarely even last long enough to oxidize.

>> No.5327684

>>5327475
Why not make your own bread? Flour keeps pretty well.

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>> No.5327730

>>5322296
Jesus Christ and I thought Spotted Dick was IT.

>> No.5327733

>>5327714
that looks tasty whats the secret ingredient?

>> No.5327749

>>5323347
looks like that granny porn i saw today

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>>5327424
Well, before they made plastic pouches, combat rations were canned. This was particularly useful in protecting their simple bread ration from poison gas in WW1.

WWII-onwards was a more diverse meal.
>they even came with cigarettes

>> No.5327761

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU

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>>5321505
My dad was drafted in 68 during Vietnam.

He said they served that a lot at base camp. He refuses to eat it for that reason.

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>>5323451
>mfw my name is Cameron

shit.

>> No.5327779

>>5327767
You shut your whore mouth.

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>>5327767

>> No.5327813

>>5327767
From what I've heard, the quality at Five Guys varies greatly from one restaurant to another.
Where I am it tastes pretty good, so I cannot agree with you but eh, it's true it's not the most appetizing burger I've ever seen.

>> No.5327820

>>5327751
ugh, cigs in an MRE... now look where we're at: just-as-shitty "food" and NO cigs. At least they give us tobasco still.

>> No.5327822

>>5327813

not that guy, but I've been to four. one in DC and three in NYC. one was so bad I still feel sick thinking about it. two were edible enough to eat although not especially appealing, and one was decent by fast food standards (pretty sure I actually finished it).

it's always been someone raving about the place and how my misconceptions must be proven wrong, so I humor them.

I don't humor people anymore on this. no five guys, period. I've got less than 20,000 lunches left before I'm dead, I'm not wasting them on that shit.

>> No.5327831

>>5327820
Personally i think alot of the MRE's are good nowadays. I like the chili mac.. o and the veggie crackers and the jalapeno cheese spread... soooo good.

>> No.5328106

>>5320567
it so does

>> No.5328110

>>5323055
>>5322895
no.
hes right
It smells bad and tastes like shit.

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>> No.5328185

>>5319434
You'd be surprised how much coliforms get into food.

>> No.5328187

>>5319463
Thats the dishpit. Ive seen worse.

>> No.5328191

>>5324007

Yes, it was a common ration for soldiers in the WWII, Korean War and Vietnam eras. That's where it got the nickname "Shit on a Shingle".

>> No.5328194

>>5328176
Is that a frittata?
Doesn't look that bad actually.

>> No.5328206

>>5324452
Purchasing from reliable distributors is, like rule #3 of food handler management. You can tell them to take that shit back.

>> No.5328217

I tried to like pickled herring but I didn't know it was going to taste like SWEET pickles, which I find really disgusting. I like briney pickles, like the stereotypical pickle. The pickled herring was disgustingly strong sweet pickle taste, and an off fish taste. and this is coming from someone who loves sashimi. I tried to like it, I really idd, but I couldn't. it wasn't right to me.

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>>5328171
From the thumbnail I thought it was decomposing torso of an obese man. Good stuff.

>> No.5328291

>>5321654
whats wrong with the jackfruit?

Also that sticky resin...

>> No.5328298

>>5322883
white people...

>> No.5328320

>>5328298
Get fucked negro.

>> No.5329843

>>5322296

I live with West country and they are fucking tasty. Meaty faggots, steamed veg and jacket potatoes are god bong tier.

I do feel odd though when I'm back home and my dad tells me we're having faggots later.

>> No.5329872

>>5319467
The fuck is taco powder? Is it some tex-mex crap?

>> No.5329885

hungry man is decent

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>>5327722
wtf is this garbage

>> No.5330031

>>5321671
roe is nice though

>> No.5330116

>>5324465
#REKT

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>> No.5330161

>>5325329
>2010+4
>still making sandwich jokes

>> No.5330171

>>5320077
I have a friend who grew up in china and insists these taste amazing.

fucking no. Just no.

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someoneatethis.tumblr.com

always relevant to these threads.

>> No.5330522

>>5329872
pretty sure it's the taco seasoning that comes in packets, usually mixed cumin, red pepper, salt, garlic powder, msg, etc