/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What a shit thread

>>5312587
Now I can get fatter eating cheap shitty garbage food... FOR BREAKFAST!

Breakfast Burritos look ok and so do Hashbrowns 5/10.

>>5312587

Abso-fucking-lutely disgusting.

>>5312587
>Your thoughts?
Repeat of viral marketing thread I saw last night.

Mmmmmm boiled eggs in bags.

Its nice to have more options. McDs and BK are greasy and shit. DD is just ridiculous crap. That's only option I have except wawa but place is a fuckin zoo in morning. I avoid it although I am hooked on their croissants and ham/cheese bagel sizzli with the mustard. Whew goddamn.

Superior fast food breakfast comin thur

>>5312841
>fried chicken sandwich for breakfast
lol fatties gonna fat

>>5312587
As far as fast food breakfast, gotta say Starbucks has the best. Unless you're in Texas or some other place where every corner doughnut shop has delicious kolaches, then those are the best.

>>5312843
Probably less fat in the fried chicken than in sausage or bacon.

>>5312890
Who eats sausage or bacon for breakfast on a regular basis?

>>5312587

The biggest deal for me is that their FULL MENU is available in the morning. I pranced into there at 7 am sharp this morning and asked if it was just breakfast, and they said no, everything's available, so I got a breakfast burrito, a chili cheese burrito, and two crunchy tacos. For breakfast. It was freaking awesome.

>>5312911
thaaaat's what i wanted to know

fuck yes, delicious taste in my mouth, bad breath and gassy ALL DAY

>>5312898
It's in competition with other fast food, not with your cold cereal.

What time do they start selling breakfast? I'm not a breakfast person but would devour that a.m. crunchwrap drunk after leaving a bar.

>>5312963
7am

Don't get your hopes us about that Crunchwrap though, it's nowhere near as good as it looks.

the hashbrowns are pretty disappointing, somehow they make it with barely any potato

>>5312963
yeah they should start making this shit for the 3am crowd

major misstep on their part

>>5312979
aren't hashbrowns literally only potatoes
waht

>>5312978
Yea its a shame. It looks OK and I'd be interested to try it out, I just don't eat meals between 7-11 a.m., crunchwrap looks like god tier drunk food though.

>implying taco bell's customers eat breakfast at 7am to 11am

This shit is gonna fail unless they make it all day

>>5312993
right?
it's like there's an entire coating of crispy potato around air and fluff

7-11 had a really good breakfast sub for $3 which they would grill back in 2006. but they replaced it with some spicy cuban breakfast sub bastards.

It took them this long to do a breakfast menu and they still didn't make it an all day thing? Terrible decision on their part, Jack In The Crack wins again I guess.

>>5312587
>Taco Bell Breakfast
Barf!!

That "waffle taco" looks absolutely fucking AWFUL.
The "am crunchwrap" is a close second.

Breakfast griller could MAYBE be edible, depending on the quality of eggs / bacon / chez / etc.

But, fuck me, it still looks like something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy!

I'll stick to cooking my own breakfast.
Enjoy your atomic diarrhea.

At least it doesn't end at 10:30am like BK and Micky D's

It's shit.

Del Taco does such a better job at breakfast, and they at least serve it all day long.

>>5313037
You might have a point there Anon.

the cinnamon things they got tho

I fear some of you forgot to wake up with the king?

Okay, just finished as I started typing.

>Bacon A.M. Crunchwrap
HOLY SHIT. Legit 10/10. Maybe the best fast food item I've ever eaten. It was fucking perfect, man. Crispy, got a piece of every ingredient in every bite, just plain perfection. I was also able to eat it while I was driving without spilling anything or struggling.

>Sausage Waffle Taco
6/10. It was alright. Really messy. Egg didn't do it for me. Probably wouldn't get it again.

Overall, I was pretty impressed. McDonalds can get fucked. So can Burger King. Fuck Taco Bell's regular menu though. Pic related.

>>5314313
>Bacon A.M. Crunchwrap
Obviously the person at the speaker misheard you when you CLEARLY said Steak A.M. Crunchwrap. You should go back for your replacement.

>>5313039
>>Enjoy your atomic diarrhea.

Why is this even a thing? Seriously. Fix your fucking G.I. tract.

>>5314502
>still being surprised that shitfood gives people shits

we just went over this.

>>5314513
>not having the constitution to deal with it

...and we realized you are a weak faggot. What's your point?

>>5314313
>checks clock
>10 a.m.
>one more hour

Your post damn near has convinced me to go out and try that a.m. crunchwrap, and I'm not even hungry at all. A.M. crunchwrap intrigues me but I'm never hungry in the hours they serve it. You think it would be any good microwaved later, or should I just be a fatass and eat food when I'm not hungry?

>>5314518
it's not a matter of constitution, stop being retarded.

>>5314521
Since when does being a fatass conflict with your regular schedule?

do people really get the shits from fast food?

pathetic

>>5314549
^ THIS
Weak ass pleb stomachs. Been eating fast food for years and never had diarrhea or even an upset stomach.

Bacon AM Crunchwrap was fucking legit. I added a touch of hotsauce and it was fucking amazing. 10/10

Waffle Taco was ok but the eggs and sausage fell out. The syrup made it 6/10

Cinnabon Bites will put me into a Diabetic Ketoacidosis. 1/10

>>5314578

I think the Wafflito would be a better idea. A cylindrical waffle, totally enclosed, filled with an egg, sausage, and cheese mix. Then you apply hot sauce as you work your way through it, the way you do with a regular burrito.

>>5314584
like a waffle cone filled with eggs and bacon?

>>5314595

No, a cylinder, hence "wafflito" since it's a hybrid of a waffle and burrito.

>>5314597
but waffles arent flexible enough to seal the end like a tortilla

you're a madman with a fool's dream

>>5314609

And Doritos weren't strong enough to make a whole taco shell out of but guess what THEY MADE IT HAPPEN

Never say never!

Back in my day we didn't have waffle taco's we had to make do with a eggo eggs and bacon. then we turned on our dial up internet and left to see a movie and maybe when we came back the porno picture was downloaded then we watched the Simpsons.

>>5314630
Daaad, grandpa's shitposting all over /ck/ again.

I bet some big wig at Taco Bell was staying at a Holiday Inn and saw some 10 year old kid putting eggs and on their waffle and eating it like a taco and they were Genius.

Fuck this taco

>>5314772
HOBBIT HANDS

>all these breakfast items
>none of them come with chili

Way to drop the ball guys.

>>5314786
>Not having second knuckle hair on all digits
>being this effeminate

Enjoy those xenoestrogens, son of a Took.

>>5314840
>not being alopecia masterrace

>>5314840
>having bodyhair
absolutely disgusting
alopecia masterrace reporting in

>>5314609
maybe if you made the waffle really thin like a pancake maybe it would work

The Steak A.M. Crunchwrap was quite good, but it's about half the size of a regular Crunchwrap and costs more ($3 vs $2.50). It tasted like they prepared the breakfast steak differently from the normal T. Bell steak, but I could be wrong. Also, the hash brown seems to be non-existent when eating the crunchwrap. I didn't taste it at all, but it was definitely in there.

The Bacon Burrito ($2) was amazing (for Taco Bell, at least). Oh man, please just try it. The best breakfast item on their menu in my opinion.

The Sausage Waffle Taco was just ass. The sausage is seasoned a bit and doesn't taste horrible, but definitely nothing to write home about. The waffle was dry and ripped in half the second I lifted it. I see this as nothing more than a gimmicky food item, especially for its' $2.69 price tag.

The hash brown sucked, McDonald's does it sooooo much better. Not even worth the $1.

I also waited in the drive through line for ~45 minutes for this breakfast. There was only one guy in front of me, and he was just placing his order when I pulled up. The manager apologized profusely saying it was their first day with the breakfast and yada yada. They better step their breakfast making game up if they want this menu to last.

Oh yea, skip the OJ. $2 for a tiny bottle of Tropicana? No Thanks.

>>5315045
$2 for a Pint of OJ they're fucken insane. usually I could get a 59oz container for around that. hell I'm looking at the Kroger ad and it's a $1.79 for 59oz Minute Maid when you buy 5 participating items.

>Fast food breakfast
>Fast food
>Breakfast

Enjoy your diarrhea.

have been there every morning since it came out. Loving it all so far. I think the drive through girls are starting to recognize me though

>>5312587
I've had free breakfast for like two weeks. One of my friends works there and gives me a handful of free coupons every time I go through.

>>5315457
Are they cute? One time when I was home from college for the summer I banged a Taco Bell qt drive thru girl who kept giving me free fruitista freeze things. Go for it bro.

One of my favorite breakies is a chorizo scrambler from Taco Time (Canadian equivalent). It is a true plate of awesomeness. Mexican breakfasts are terrific, and as soon as TB stops overloading their foods with MSG, I might just give it a try

Love it. Then again, Taco Bell is one of my favorite fast food places, so I'm not surprised.

Had the AM Crunchwrap and the Steak and Egg burrito. Not horrible, but not great... just meh.

Not worth ordering again.

I'll stick with Del Taco for breakfast.

>>5312587
I had the waffle taco this morning. It wasn't awful, but it wasn't something I'd buy very often at that price. The dipping syrup made it somewhat decent to eat.

Personally I'd rather have my Hardee's god tier breakfast items. Especially their biscuits and gravy and ultimate omelet biscuit.

>people eating fast food sausage, patty or link form

the hell are you thinking. that shit ain't safe and never tastes good.

>>5314630
thanks anon

>>5313060
>Del Taco
>1/2 bacon and egg burrito
>served all day

FUCK. How did I not know about this.

Has Taco Bell ever openly acknowledged that their target audience is stoners and drunk people?

>>5312841
>>5312587
Carbs, Fat, Heart Disease.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The waffle taco looks like a fucked up yeasty labia. Do not want.

>>5316763
you have an overactive imagination.

I had one of these yesterday and my farts still smell like maple syrup? btw they're decent similar to a McGriddle.

Had the waffle taco. Eggs looked like little crumbles of disgusting. I told them to hold the cheese because I knew that was going to be awful.

They gave me syrup, which should've been baked in the waffle itself already, because pouring it onto a taco and getting it all over my hands and fingers is stupid. You can't napkin syrup off.

Waffle was crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. I'm actually surprised how good the waffle was. Sausage patty was typical fast food sausage.

Not worth the price which is already cheap as fuck. I wouldn't suggest you try a waffle taco unless someone handed one to you for free.

The McGriddle blows this shit out of the fucking water.

>>5317451
Can I lick your fingers?

>>5316646
I dunno but as a stoner those mini-cini-buns really appeal to me when I'm stoned. I wish we had a Taco Bell closer that served breakfast (nowhere in D.C.!)

>>5314898
So you mean like a thicker crepe, or just a really sweet tortilla.

>>5312587

I think it looks brety gud, but I haven't had it yet.

But I'm more interested in the crunchwraps and grillers than those waffle tacos.

>>5316646

>drunk people

what do you think their "fourth meal" campaign was all about? No sober person who isn't a fat piece of hopeless shit would ever go for that.

>>5315793

>personally I prefer my god tier bucketful of semen to taco bell's diarrhea pockets

today I had the am crunchwrap, waffle taco and those cinnamon bite things

it was all fine but still can't touch mcd's