/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5303683
Correct
/thread

>>5303683
>dranken

Kill yourself

>>5303694
We have a winner.

Fucking Heineken.

>>5303683
ehhh this is worse

>>5303683
This shit. NOPE.

>>5303700
people from alberta have a weird attachment to this swill

Rolling Rock isn't bad, it just tastes like sparkling water.

This shit on the other hand?

oranjeboom 8.5%
oranjeboom
Carling
Carlsberg Special Brew

Genny Light

>>5303763
Came to this thread to pot Genesee. Fuck that shit.

>>5303683
I had some of this a week ago. Tasted like a dirty diaper.

>>5303769
It is the best of the cheap beer, at least the cream ale. I get genny when I play drinking games.

>>5303683
fuck you. Rolling Rock is one of the best of the cheap shitty macrobrews. my go-to when i need i have to supply a shit load of beer for parties etc.

>>5303697
this so much

>dranken
Opinion disregarded from here on out.

Did you guys even go to college?

>>5303763
>>5303769
I've never had the others, but Gennesee Cream Ale is the shit for the price.

>>5303937
the only undrinkable beer i've come across. shit is vile.

Canada's worst. Cariboo is pretty terrible too. In fact, everything from that brewery breaks records for how bad it is.

High school drink of choice.


I get a hangover just thinking about it.

Come to think of it, I've never seen anyone else drink or even buy one other than the one time I tried it. Is there any demand for Bud Ice at all?

The true taste of desperation

>>5304014

Bull Max is even worse

Honestly? This shit. All of my in-laws drink Coors Light like it's going out of style, and I literally can't keep it down. It's the most god-awful shit beer I've ever tasted.

>>5304007

As much as I hate Keystone and Natural, Beast is special to me. It's so amazingly bad.

In descending order, starting with most disgusting:

Milwaukee's Best
Ice House/Natty Ice
Budweiser
Everything else Miller owns or interacts with
Red Stripe
Pabst
Horse urine
Human blood

Dogfish Head 90 Min IPA
paid $9 for it too- im shuddering thinking about it

stella artois or sam adams cranberry lambic

>>5304054
>Red Stripe

Around the time when those Hooray Beer! commercials played all the time I was so psyched about trying it. I didn't drink one until a few years later and I was horribly disappointed.

>>5304041
I wouldn't say it's the worst beer I've had, but it's be in my top 5

>>5304056
Why is the text so unaligned holy shit is that jarring

BMC beer isn't bad. they specialize in being bland as hell . If you think rolling rock (which tastes like fizzy, slightly malty, water) is the worst beer ever then you haven't lived

Worst beers I've had are beers by smaller manufacturers who have really fucked things up.

>hebridean brewing companies "berserker". smelt like rotten fruit, tasted like spoiled meat couldn't finish the bottle.... only time thats ever happened

>>5304056
that looks bad. $9.. oh fuk that'd buy me 2 bottles of what i like. beer companys make a KILLING

>>5304090
beer advocate wont let hotlinking

>>5304090
Pic for ants.

>>5303683
Don't even get me started on this beer.

Yuengling, I can't believe how popular that shit is around here. It tastes like a fart or something, seriously. It's like gassy.

>>5303683
Drink more beer, OP. You're not even close to the bottom of the barrel

>>5303937
Closer

>>5304029
So close

>>5304056
Dogfish Head is a pretty shitty beer company overall

>>5304069
Stella and Sam Adams are in fact both terrible

The correct answer, however, is Natty

>>5303949

The bar around my college has 50c beer nights where you get a can of genny cream ale for that price. It's as suitable as cheap drinking at a bar can get, really

>>5304144
for what they are, i think Natty Ice and Natty Light are acceptable beers. way better than Coors Light and it's reject cousin Keystone Light in any case

since Keystone Light has already been posted, here's the 2nd shittiest beer

I must say, I have good memories with Rolling Rock. Freshman year was before I became kitchen manager in the fraternity, it all went downhill from there.

Anybody here ever had Hamm's?

>>5303683
>>5303937
>>5304029
these light beers don't even have enough of a flavor to be considered the worst, would you also say that carbonated water is terrible tasting? Stuff like hurricane malt liquor is actually offensive tasting.

>>5304236
hamms is pretty common in Indiana. For the price ($8.99 for 30), I personally like it more than other cheap stuff. That being said, its definitely nothing to write home about

>>5303683
rolling rock in cans usually tastes a lot better then the green bottles, I used to buy 12 packs for $5.99 on sale.

>>5304193
That beverage got me through freshman and sophomore years of college. I have no idea how me and my chums drank so much of that shit.

>>5304014

This actually isn't that bad, it serves its purpose. Its a cheap malt liqour that gets you fucked up. Its not striving to be anything more than that.


Don't care what anyone says this beer is fucking disgusting. Can barely enjoy it at all.

>>5303683
FACT: Rolling Rock is one of the very few DECENT macro brews in the US.

>muh microbrews

>>5303683

Also, yeah to be honest, rolling rock is no where near the worst. Its cheap light beer. Its drinkable. Good for parties or if your broke and want to get shwasty on a 12 pack for cheap.

>>5304139
A-At least it has a cool name, right?

>>5303683
IPA*

Are you kidding me?

Rolling rock is good cheap beer. It's very drinkable and after 6-8 cans of it, you get a nice vibe.

It's better than more expensive shit like Sierra Navada

>>5304236

This is my favorite beer to drink for thirst-quenching. Seriously. Go on a run or bike up a steep hill and you will be amazed at how good an ice-cold Hamm's will taste.

>>5304626
>implying

>>5304708
Nice meme text.

*upboat*

>>5303937
This and Natty Lite for years. They hold a special place in my heart and have gotten me in many shenanigans so how could I hate them?

>>5304014
It's like $2.50 a bottle. Getting drunk on a budget is good.

>>5304270
> posts pretty decent microbrew in a thread of bum piss....
> that edge
> that hipster
> have you considered you just don't like Pale Ale?? It's bitter as shit and tastes like shit. Almost all the other beers here are lagers.

And I can't beleive nobody won the thread yet - THIS is the most nastiest beer.

This is the only beer I've bought where I drank half a bottle and threw the other 5 1/2 bottles in the trash. And I'm pretty OK with pumpkin ale most of the time. Maybe it was spoiled but it was undrinkable.

>>5303937
This is the only correct answer.

The only reason to drink this swill is to get drunk playing beer pong with your bros, bro.

And Natty Ice I guess.

>>5303702
Alberta here, don't really see this beer in quantity. Not sure which area of Alberta you mean, but in central, the most common seems to be kokanee or bud light.

Worst in these here parts is Boxer beer. Was like $35 for a 36 pack back when I was poor, but still an alcoholic... Well, I'm an alcoholic now, just not as poor.

I know this doesn't really count, but just ponder this combination of ingredients that someone, somewhere thought was a good idea....

>>5304749
>he thinks Sierra Nevada is a microbrewer

>>5304839
Yeah, that's vile. Saw that at a liquor store in LA last time I was down there and my brains were temporarily scrambled.

absolutely horrifying

>>5304839
i don't know about that pre-made shit, but cheladas are surprisingly good

>>5304858
Seriously?

Do you just have objectively shit taste or something similar?

>>5304749

>microbrew

>implying this whole thread isn't based around peoples opinions of what they think is shit beer.

>Posts picture of steel reserve which hardly markets it self as anything but a "get fucked up on the cheap" beer.

Did you mean to wake up this autistic today?

>>5303769
cream ale is great you ninny!

>>5304839
I agree with him. If this is classified as beer, it is by far the worst beer. If it's not classified as beer, it is by far the worst drink that doesn't say on the label: Not fit for human consumption Novelty gag only. If ingested, induce vomiting and immediately and seriously rethink your life.

Pretty hard to fuck up a chelada, but they managed to do it in an over priced punishable by death way.

>>5304144
Sam has some great stuff. Cream stout, for one.

>>5304878
Forgot to mention:
In cheladas defense though, really good. Just clam juice away from a Caesar beer.

I don't remember the brand, but it was some kind of chocolate hinted beer. I bought one as joke for my chocoholic GF one time. She took one sip, gaged and passed it over.

It tasted of very bitter dark beer and a burnt cocoa tast. The after taste was so painful that no one could handle it.

>>5304094
I don't like unbalanced beers that just scream 'LOOK! I'M CRAMMING MOUTHFULS OF HOPS INTO MY MOUTH!'

There's a lot more to beer than fucking hopsplosions!

>>5304884
>Sam Adams Cream Stout.
Fuck yeah, really good beer.

Honey Porter is my favorite of theirs but I can find it anymore. It's been years ;_;

This was back in my bum days when I was smoking damp black and milds that I found in front of the laundromat and I actually couldn't finish it. Fucking pregnant junkie piss

>>5304894
I've had their maple pecan porter and it was great. never seen honey though...

>>5304937
dang forgot my pic

not even once

>>5304202
I'm fucking ashamed of how bad Michelob is. Pricey cunts, too.

I periodically get Hamm's at the bar (come on, 3$ pitchers!) so cheap is no disqualifier for me. Busch Light is cheap AND offensive.

>>5304056
heh, I actually really like that beer, but I can see why most people wouldn't. It's actually a lot more balanced than a lot of beer at that hoppiness.

I've tried most of the beers posted ITT.

I agree with the consensus that the worst are not the low budget malt liquors, the worst are those that cost premium and taste like utter disappointment.

On the subject of abject disappointment I add my submission.

This craft beer is very difficult to source, costs an arm and a leg and... it tastes bad. Not awful, just bad. It's the effort, the cost and the disappointment of bad beer that really makes this a winner.

Worst thing I've had this month. Fucking terrible.

>>5304873
>>5304847
sierra neveda IS a microbrewer. dumbass.

And... i don't give a shit what steel reserve markets itself as... in fact, I don't know what shithole you live in, but ive never seen heard or smelt a 211 commercial.

I drink that shit, dumbass. That's how i know its worse then high life, keystone, natty, king kobra, 8-ball, everything.

the worse beers I've had is when cask ales have gone bad... to a large extent this is the fault of the pub rather than the brewer.
rotten eggs, vinegar, cat-arse... yuck.

I'm sure CAMRA type people will get their knickers in a twist, but I think cask ales are massively overrated... about 1 in 15 have blown me away but generally they are disappointing.

>>5305063
>getting angry on 4chin

>>5305071
> implying im angry cumbreath

>>5305075
you're experiencing an autistic rage, fucknut

>>5305082

this is rage? lol,.. ok then. Maybe I just like calling it how i sees it, donkey dick holder.

drinking Canadian right now.
my fuck, there's cheaper beers that taste better

I also don't have a palate for IPAs ;_;

>>5303937
This right here.

>>5303697
Plebian

pbr

strange fucking orange notes

Redneck water

>>5304839
I actually love these. Back in the military me and my buddies would snatch up a few and go fishing. Not as bad as you think.

The first beer I ever drank was Rolling Rock. FUCK that. Good thing I'm Irish or I'd probably never have had another beer.

Pic related. I know some people are going to call me a faggot and say there are worse beers out there, but not in my opinion. I cannot drink this shit, it tastes so god awfully bad. I even tried having it with lime like they have on those fucking commercials and it did not improve it, only made it a different version of undrinkable.

To each their own, but I would rather have keystone/natty light before a Corona. The thing about keystone/natty light/other college-tier beers is that they really aren't all that offensive, it basically just tastes like water + some alcohol and it's very easy to just chug and forget about. With Corona...every swig will make you wonder why you ever chose this drink over ANYTHING else.

>>5305221

>tfw I enjoy pbr

>>5304839
Tried one the other day, the flavor wasn't too bad but the salt made it undrinkable.

Lone Star

My uncle bought me a case of it when I turned 18.

Never again.

>>5305431
so do i

those unintentional(?) "strange orange notes" work better in it than many beers that try to incorporate a citrus element

What do I win?

>>5305448
You got to get the Lonestar Light, it's more drinkable than plain Lonestar.

>>5304270
Sierra Nevada's not great, but not nearly as bad as Stone IPA, which mostly tastes of grapefruit peel and misery. I can't stand any IPA described as "floral" really.

Literally the only word on the can is a lie.

>>5303937
>waking up at 6:30 AM for class
>crack open that first Keystone Ice
>goes down faster than Flight 370

Literally the worst.

>>5303683

>>5304236
I think Hamm's is under-appreciated tbh. I'm not saying it's fantastic, but there are many worse beers. Pretty much any American macro with Ice in the name will taste worse than this.

>>5305467

I'm genuinely curious to know what that tastes like.

At 2% it would be almost impossible to get drunk from drinking this, whatever it is.

>>5305742
Even though I live near the XXXX brewery (1.5 hours away by automobile) I thoroughly dislike this foul concoction. A single can of this swill produces excruciating headaches in even the most seasoned drinkers of inferior beer.

>>5305063
Sierra Nevada might be "craft" but at this point I really don't think it qualifies as a micro anymore.

Rush River IPA

I shudder just thinking about how bad this was. All I could taste was pine for about 6 hours. It was like drinking cheap rail no-name gin.

I once drank a warm can of Blatz that had rolled under a buddies bed and sat next to the heating vent for a couple months, and I would rather drink that again than drink that Rush River IPA ever again.

>>5305789
If you can buy a slab of cans then it's shitty beer.

>>5304041

You're a fucking moron if you call Guinness a terrible beer. Any decent connoisseur would say the same.

>>5305529
Stone IPA must be horrible. That's why they grew from one city to the entire country to international markets so quickly right?

Or maybe it's you?

>shittiest

PBR really is fucking terrible. I don't understand-- I mean, hipsters are fucking retarded.

Tecate is probably the worst beer I've ever had, though. But I could go through a gallon of it. I just also know it's the worst.

Never had rolling rock

>>5305314
Everyone knows corona is terrible. Clear bottle is terrible beer.

Camo Ice
High gravity malt liquor is nothing to me, but this tastes like someone spike the beer with rubbing alcohol

>>5305870
He probably tasted it chilled.
That's not his fault. On the label here in America it says 'Best served ice cold'. I ain't fucking kidding.

ITT people get bad beer confused with worst beer

>>5305883
you could use the same argument for a ton of shitty beers

>>5303683
As far as cheap brews go, I'd actually rank Rolling Rock among the better ones.

>>5305894
That's because Guinness isn't the same good quality outside of Ireland.

>>5305883
this is the most retarded logic i have read on 4chan in days

even /pol/ is higher quality than your post

>>5305997
Leave us out of this shit!

At ASU they had this place right across the street: Bad Mother Cluckers. They sold Rollimg Rock draft 0.50$ a 12oz glass. Needless to say the place was a shit show, me and the boys hit it everyday, how could you not. Cool games, hunnies, 2 dollar Fireball shot bro! Fuck I miss college. Any way, it wasn't a very good business model cause they ended up going under.

Glad my favorite wasn't on this list.

Pic Related

>>5303697

This

>>5305529
>I can't stand any IPA described as "floral"

so you can't stand any IPA, then?

>>5306235
Or any pale ale really.

it wasnt tasty, even after 3 beers

>>5305545
fluid ounce?

I did not have a tun of fun with this piss water.

>>5303697
>Anonymous 03/26/14(Wed)02:34 UTC-4 No.5305931
>>>5305883
i like heiny. even the light version is good.

>>5305959

There still are better Irish stouts regardless.

>>5305133

>Says plebian

>>>/mu/

>>5303683
incorrect, the worst beer is Lakeport Honey.
Drank it at a party once, first words out my mouth were..."Is it supposed to taste like rotten peanuts?"
Labatt as a whole makes the shittiest beer in the world, hands down.

You guys told me it was good for the price. It was literally sweet. It tasted like sweet Coors Light.

>>5305870
It has little to no flavor. It is by far the worst stout I have ever had in my life.

>>5303683
somehow tasted like cigarette ash and asshole.

I like stouts, but this was complete shit. Do not let Jamaicans make stouts ever again.

miller and heine

I can pound natty or pbr or anything, but the flavor of those two just puts me off so much

I've had plenty of cheap / "bad" beer, most of which I'd just classify as watered down, but this here is the only bottle from which I literally could not stomach a second sip.

Son of a Peach.

>>5306071
mein negger

Foster's is pretty bad in itself but this shit isn't even beer anymore, it's kangaroo piss with a hint of kidney stones.

>>5306723
Of course I forget the pic.

>>5303694
this

I have no idea what it was because that night I was drunk as fuck but before I even got smashed I remember drinking this Belgian ale. It was the worst thing ever but I still can't remember what the fuck it was. To think Belgians are famous for beer...

>>5305529
Try this. If you don't like this beer, I've got bad news regarding your taste.

>>5306542
i'm laughing so hard right now

captcha: immoveable nlotions

>>5305467

>>5306785
You're a faggot.

>>5303683
>dranken

Jesus yuropoors suck at English

>>5306946
>basic control of a language is autistic

Boy, it must be hell being around you. I'd probably kill myself, know what I'm saying?

>>5303700
Canada shit heads love this stuff

>>5306539

I can stomach their 50, but the rest of what they make is pure piss.

>>5303683
>drinks piss over rolling rock
lol James Rolfe.

Schmidt - It's not good. It's Tradition!

it's like drinking truck driver's piss

>>5305991
Tastes like halistosis

>>5304808
edmonton

I couldn't finish it. Pissed because I paid $6 and wanted to try something new. Was so unbelievably sour that I thought it was spoiled. I'm sure someone out there likes it-- good for them. The only beer I couldn't finish.

>>5306820
probably Stella Artrois, unless there is a worse Belgian beer I don't know about

btw, how did Stella manage to have a decent rep in the USA? a lot of people i know think it's great. they aren't hardcore beer nuts or enthusiasts, of course, but they do tend to try different types of non-craft/non-microbrew beers

>>5307273
Stella is what rich house wives drink when they're trying to be fancy and not drink Miller Lite

>>5307273
It has a cleaner taste than alot of macro-brews here in Sweden, so if the selection is sparse thats the one I pick.

rolling rock is the best of the shit beers though OP

if you want the lowest of the shit, budwieser or coors is your beer.

>>5307304
this sums it up pretty well. whenever my mom goes out she orders stella. at home she drinks miller lite

>>5303763
roc city stand up

drinking genny ice right now so cheap

>>5303731
>>5304003
>>5304011
>>5304007
>...and others

0.33L? What is this? Children's drinks?

and how many percent? 3.5?

>>5307273
to alot of people, including myself, its a bit better than your standard BMC beer.
I'd rather a crate stella to a crate of bud.

its not great by any means... but its not terrible either

also marketing can do wonderful things.

I remember visitng a bar in italy where they had tenants special brew on tap and were selling it as an exotic Scottish ale.

>>5307355
meant tenants super
tenants super > kestrel super strength > tescos strong lager > carsberg special brew

There's a pub near me which sells this shit for £1 a pint on Mondays.

Fuck it, it's the only beer I've ever had which tastes worse the more you drink.

>>5305724
>get up for class
>Stumble out of bed.
>Grab a beer from the fridge
>Crack open a PBR and drink it in the shower
>Don't even notice the soap.

>>5307355
I've seen people in America raving about Newcastle Brown Ale AKA The Toon Broon and saying how good it is.

>>5307383
I was actually going to mention that in my post... but usually get lambasted when i point out that newcy brown isnt that great here.
They genuinely think of it as some sort of craft brew.

>>5307391
Maybe the folks who have never had a real brown ale. New Castle is god awful. Probably number 2 on shit beer list for me

Dead Guy Ale - Rogue Ales

it tastes great until the end and then it finishes like menstrual blood. literally tastes like i just gargled some change and then licked some tampons.

>if you don't know what menstrual blood tastes like consider yourself lucky
>if your gf EVER mentions having an irregular cycle go down at your own risk...

for stuff that's not trying to be good steele reserves sucks nuts, OE is pretty damn good, and Rainer, PBR, et al.are drinkable and pretty tasty for what they are.

i like nearly all whisky(from Bourbon to peaty tasting scotch) and most dark beers for context on my tastes.

>>5303683

I have dranken both Rolling Rock and my own piss, and can safely say my piss tasted better. Got dat beetus, though, so my piss is sugary sweet.

Is it wrong for me to like this? I just like it because its crisp, refreshing, and doesn't have the awful aftertaste that Icehouse or Keystone have.

Although Miller or Pabst is nice when its on sale

>>5303683
For once, I agree with OP.

>>5307841
I guess it's ok if you haven't tried a lot different types of beer and like to have a ton of beer on hand without spending too much

>>5307782
Is Dead Guy Ale really that bad? I was thinking about getting a 6 pack the next time I went to the liquor store to try it out.

>>5307904
I doubt it, his post reads like he just really wanted to share the fact he went down on his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

why

>>5307957
I kind of want to try it...

>>5308015
A better idea is to get someone else to try it so that you can laugh at them.

(That's what happened to me)

>>5308030

That's no way to form an informed, independent opinion, anon. I mean yes in all likelihood that shit is terrible, but one must at least taste the stuff.

>>5306619

really? I love drinking this, it's tons better than Corona imo.

>>5307957
You guys know that they have more than one. They put out a new Voodoo Doughnuts flavor every year.

First was Bacon Maple Ale
last year was Chocolate Peanutbutter & Banana
and this year is Pretzel Raspberry & Chocolate.

I've had the first two, not the third yet. They arent good.

>>5307904
Dead Guy ale is actually a decent beer. Overpriced for sure.

>>5308061
Oh god they all sound so retarded, but I still want to try them.

>>5306999

>>5307007
Traditionally made to make you vomit after one sip. That shit is VILE.

>>5308061
>Beer in a pink bottle

I can just tell it's shit already.

>>5305314

I can testify to that. I notice how i didnt feel sick when trying out good beer.

So far Miller Highlife has been the most disgusting for me. Struggled to finish a can of that stuff. It was the sickly sweet flavor it had to it that made me feel sick.

this tastes like the smell of sweaty feet
costs about $.50 a can

>>5308068
It's decent, I really liked it.

>>5307273
I actually love Stella Artois and it's what I always keep around, I don't know why it gets so much hate from a lot of people.

>>5305314
I feel like one of the only people that actually enjoys Corona too.

>>5305221
People around here have said pbr was as bad as it gets and I haven't had a can up until last weekend. I tried it and while it was bad, it wasn't the worst I ever had.

>>5308061
i actually liked the latter two

>>5304014
OE is the most punk 40 there is. It's not even that bad compared to similar products. It has a sweet taste I actually sort of like, in a fucked up way

>>5304041
OK, so you don't like stouts. They're a thick beer. Guinness is macrobrew stuff, sure, but compared to other common beers? Above average.

>>5303683
Molson >>> Cariboo >>>This

I really love porters and stouts and whatnot... but pic related was fucking disgusting. completely overrated and expensive as fuck

seriously fuck founders

>>5304014
I actually enjoy this...

>>5308503
Fight me bitch.

For the record, I actually kind of agree on that exact beer in particular (I didn't care for it, but you're either way exaggerating by calling it the shittiest you had or you've never had anything actually bad) but fuck you Founders makes good shit.

>>5307957
Oh god, this shit. My buddy who I usually try new brews with brought a bottle of that hellwater over once and... Just why Rogue? You're so much better than that.

>>5308357
PBR is way too bland to be the worst anything. It is by far the most completely unremarkable beer I have ever tried.

>>5307907
no. i just feel it's relevant to why know that taste and dislike it so strongly.

It's my personal opinion i dislike it the most of all the "good" beer i've ever tried.

i buy cheap stuff because i'm a raging alcohol i'm currently drinking homemade kool-aide wine....

>>5304245
I actually do find carbonated water to be disgusting

I want to say most people do

top 5 worst

Pyramid- apricot ale
Stacked
bud light
natty (all of them)
cobra

top 5 favorites

Moosehead
grolsh
Arogent bastard
reds apple ale
flat tire

>>5308534
if you ever find yourself in canada, try keith's "india pale ale" (and I could not have hit the keystrokes for those quotes of contempt any harder), it makes PBR look bursting with personality in comparison. You will actually become a duller more boring person for having tasted it.

>>5304014
kinda like mickeys

>>5308707
We get those in NY, I don't drink those however.
Anything with a stupid edgy name I tend to avoid.

>>5308698
>>5308703
You are an Oregonbro, I like you.

>>5308739
california but close enough

Don't really think this is worth making another thread over this, so I'll just ask here I guess.

What are some decent cheap as shit beers? I'm in Australia and all I seem to get recommended is gold and VB, so I'd like to have a better go to budget beer. Any suggestions?

>>5308876
Steel Reserve Aussiem8/

It tastes like shit but has a high APV and is inexpensive.

>>5308876
Maate, try Suntory, I got 2L for $12 (4 cans) it's a decent light lager, 5% I think.

>>5308876
Coopers pale ale is pretty good about 40 bucks a carton depending on where you shop.
If you want something a bit more interesting you could try Atomic pale ale or Sleeping Giant IPA both are about 50 bucks.
The James Squire range of beers are also worth a try.
Easy to find all these at a Dan Murphy's store.

>>5308882
>James Squire
That's the most expensive Aussie beer I know.

>>5308882
Enjoy your green taxes, 40 AUS is social engineering because your PM and government were sucking up to the UN. That's another reason I didn't move there. I saw that coming.

>>5308883
Its about 50 bucks a carton, not that expensive when you consider VB is 45 bucks or so.
I home brew so I don't buy commercial beer very often.

>>5308888
We have a decent minimum wage though and we don't have to busk for tips so any Aussie can afford a slab on the weekend.

>>5308889
Oh yeah, that's pathetic level expensive with aussie cunt green taxes. Here the same thing is about 10 bucks.

>>5308894
It's an expensive place to live, we get it.

>>5303697
/thread

>>5303683

Hey. Fuck you. Somebody tried.

You didn't die. And you didn't get sick, at least not from the beer.

You'll be okay. Drink another Rolling Rock.

>>5308878
>>5308881
>>5308882

All right, thanks guys. At least I've got a few suggestions here, hopefully my shit hole of a bottle-o will have one of them at least.

Corona.

piss disgusting corn beer. I just shiver thinking of that disgustingly sweet flavorless liquid mixed with lime juice and salt and want to throw up.

People don't know that it was shit tier beer in Mexico, bottled in clear see through bottles, with the label printed on the glass in order to make it cheaper.

it makes rolling rock or miller taste like the nectar of the gods

>>5304041
I came to britain, asked for a good, nice dark beer and I got handed a pint of this.

Not worst by any chance but for the price it's terrible.

Even the locals have to have it with a cranberry shot not to throw up

>>5303683
nothing beats the meaty flavors of a cobra 40 oz. that and steel reserve both have the taste of cow sweat. its disgusting. at least with rolling rock and stuff like budweiser its bland enough for me to down.

>>5308465

BCfag detected.

Worst brewery in Canada for sure.

>>5306551
You're a funny guy.
Dry irish stouts are VERY different from modern stouts.

>>5304839
just seeing this made me vomit.

>>5309891
What's your point? It still tastes like bitter water.

>>5309954
My point: you claim it is a "stout", it's wrong.
Feel free to dislike it.

>>5303698
I"m in Canada and I find it way better than usual cheap stuff like Molson (Black label and Carling)

>>5309957
I wouldn't consider it a stout either. It's horrible. But what would you label it as?

>>5309961

I'll always choose Canadian over Labatt. Something about it just tastes awful to me.

slightly off-topic, but what's the best site for cataloging beer: beeradvocate, ratebeer, or should i just go full autist and make a spreadsheet? don't care about the respective communities as i won't be participating much if at all

>>5310003
Ratebeer>>>>Beeradvocate

>>5310012
ratebeer is ok

beeradvocate is just awful ..a site ran by terrible people for terrible people

/r/beer has its moments

So what are some beers the majority of /ck/ agrees are decent or good?

I've seen almost every beer get bashed here.

Just for reference
Favourites
>Weihenstephanaer Vitus
>Arrogant Bastard
>Fuller's ESB

Most Hated
>Anything Lite
>Natty/Keystone etc
>Overhopped IPAs

Decent super cheap brands
>PBR
>Old Milkwaukee
>Coors Bouquet

>>5310015
I find ratebeer to be a bit biased and pretentious. BA like you said is simply awful. Unluckily those are your only options who have a huge catlogue.

>>5304056
I went to Firefly in Delaware last year. That was the only good beer available. Fuckers were 9 dollars a cup.

>>5310021
>Arrogant Bastard

I tried a bottle of Stone IPA and couldn't even finish it. Should I avoid Arrogant Bastard too?

>>5310155
It's honestly the only over-hopped beer I really, really enjoy. Somehow they've managed to give it some depth beyond the bitterness. I'm really surprised at myself for liking it. Can't have too much of the stuff though. Unlike my other favourites where I can kill a six pack and still want more.

If you have it report back on here and I'll know whether it's just a personal thing or if they've actually been able to strike a balance in overhopped beer.

>>5310155
I'm not a hop heavy person. I don't care for stone ipa, but I will buy the shit out of arrogant bastard any day

>>5310177
Interesting, I'll have to give it a try then. The Stone IPA was just way too bitter for me.

>live in Escondido
>turned 21 a few months ago
>had lunch at the Stone brewery with dad today
>see this thread

You don't have to like Stone, but I don't have to lie about you having bad taste/being a beer babby.

I had a SN Torpedo a couple years back and thought it was stupidly bitter and unenjoyable. I had it again for the first time since a few days ago and it was merely mediocre and not overly bitter at all. Not really a Sierra Nevada fan, Firestone is a better mid level brew, and Stone is a step up from both.

no contest. wells "banana bread beer"

tastes like shittyskkunked carling + popcorn butter + sythetic banana essence that you would normally find in shitty candy.

utterly fucking disgusting

LOLOLOLOLOL DRANKEN

>>5310021

we have similar taste anon. I will tolerate a free old mil, but I think overhopped IPAs are stupid and my favourite brew is probably Fuller's ESB.

If anyone has anything bad to say about their ESB, it's probably because the bottle was old. A solid beer.

>>5304029
Not bad for a pool or shower beer. The second it goes a degree above freezing it tastes like shit.

>>5308503
>breakfast stout
>disgusting
Motherfucker

so fucking shitty. first one ever had taste mediocre at best, then after the first wanted to puke

>>5305448
>Lone Star

>National Beer of Texas

>National

Stay inbred, Texas.

>>5311636
yoo, agreed. the hype surrounding this beer brought it to my country and i felt pretty excited as i picked up a couple of bottles. but then i drank the first one and it was so fucking disgusting. easily one of my worst beer experiences ever.

This is a weird little confession of mine.
But whenever I see someone say something like "I'd rather eat my own shit than ______" I always kinda wanna try and force the person in that situation, to see if theyd do it.
Like OP here. I'd lock them up in a celler with a bottle of that beer and a bottle of their own piss, and then see if they'll go by their word.
Then I'd just let them go afterward.

I got a pint of this shit when I was trying out what kind of beers I like. it sounded decent. tasted like fucking motor oil. Like. I took like 3 drinks and dumped it. I couldn't even chug it.

>tfw no one has attacked newcastle ITT <3

>>5311659
your confession is that you don't understand a figure of speech?

>>5311652
Texas thinks it's a country. Idk why.

>>5311662
How do you live being so blunt.
Of course I know its one. I mean its just a sadistic thought I always have.

i don't know about you people but pedigree is a brand of dog food to me.
had this at some party where it was the only beer they were serving. it was awful

>>5311661
I forgot about new castle. Not the worst beer ever but I wouldn't drink it even if it was free. It's pretty damn bad.

>>5303683
>dranken

>>5303760
>Oranjeboom

This. That stuff is just foul.

>>5311671
I fucking love newkies. but It is something to get used to. this is coming from someone that grew up on coors light.

it's also better when it's cold and fresh. if it sits on the shelf for too long it begins to turn bitter

>>5303683
this

Bottled piss

Pabst. Godawful shit. Had high expectations. Some seppo beer is okay. Not this though.

>>5311664
it was country, for like a few weeks in the 1840s.
it's just nostalgic delusion like some in the south clinging to the Confederacy or those who think life in 1950s America was absolutely perfect

>>5311700

>>5305991
that stuff wasn't TOO bad, i mean, i wouldn't buy it again, but if it where free....

>>5305991
i do realize it's shit, but i have a soft spot for Tecate because I sort of like that weird corn taste it has

>>5308465
I used to drink alot of Pacific Genuine Draft back when I was underage and would get people to bootleg for me but it mysteriously disappeared by the time I turned 19.
I bought a six pack of the pilsner because the label looked the same and holy fuck that's a horrible beer,
It tastes like the Prince George Sawmill and no matter how much you chill it the taste won't go away.

>>5311636
When I had it in the US it was ok as it was cheap but now it's here in the UK at £4 a bottle as if it's some premium import.

>>5304808

My pop used to drink pil all the time. It was the first beer I ever had. It's pretty bad, but it knows what it is.

Everything that comes out of MINHAS is goat rape masquerading as craft beer. fuck that shit.

>>5305063
calm your tits, betalord.

Steelback was the absolute worst fucking beer.

>>5312507
>£4 a bottle

Jesus why would anybody pay that much for pbr? The only thing it's known for is being really cheap and terrible.

This stuff is fucking horrible, it comes in a 51oz plastic bottle and is 8% alc.

Tastes like poor russian peoples tears.

>>5304273
>Fact
>States opinion

>>5307376
>Crack open a PBR and drink it in the shower
I still do this sometimes. It's the slobbiest of slob behavior, but there's something awesome about that coldness going down inside your throat and chest while the hot water is running down your back.

This is how alcoholics are born.

nth for Rolling Rock is actually alright for a cheap beer.

I usually make micheladas with them which probably covers up how awful the actual beer is, and it's way cheaper than Corona, so.

>>5312780

so fucking true. beer in shower is god-tier earthly delight.

>>5312793

Not just beer in shower, 's gotta be shitty murkan light macro brew, namely pbr or schlitz.

>>5312689
there is no good beer in Russia

>>5312507
You gotta be kidding me, that's absurd.

>>5312689
A 51oz plastic bottle???
That's big ass bottle of beer!
Here in Alabama it's illegal to sell bottles over something like 22.5oz, bombers are the biggest they can sell (I don't know what their called elsewhere), so I don't really know how big bottles of beers can get throughout the world.

>>5312689
God damn, I remember hearing about this from my Russian buddy. If there's one thing about Russians you can't deny... it's that they can drink.

>>5306724
>yfw thats rickard shandy in a fosters can

like armpit odour in a can

>>5312910

Can find these in NY easily, but here the standard for shit beers\malt liqour is 40oz bottles lol.

a friend in florida was telling me the same thing.

I had to pour this beer down the drain in disgust and I am known as an alcoholic to my friends and family. Thank Dionysius that it was only 50 cents.

>>5312995
try Jever (also a german beer) smells even more like sweet but tastes nice.
shit bier : every "alt" beer i have tried. i know its related to ales but lacks any co2 and tastes like it has gone bad.

>>5312811
Obviously. No one is suggesting that you have a snifter of microbrewed barleywine in the shower. It's just not the same.

>>5314200
u wot cunt m8

say that to my face fucker and not online and see wat happens cunt

come to aus and post that i dare ya

>>5313013
>Jever

ugh

PROLL!

Whatever that shitty alcoholic energy drink with wormwood was called. Can't remember, but damn, was that pure shit in a can. I don't think I even finished one.

>>5314200

nice dubs. shit beer indeed.

It's either pic related or Olvi's (a Finnish macro brewery) Christmas beer. Both are actually really nasty, not only inoffensive neutral or watery, like many examples in this thread.

>>5307353
Bud Ice is 5.5%
Most of the shity ice beer is just a bumped up abv version of the normal shit.
That said few macro breweries make a high abv brew that is worth anything more than a cleaning solution. See Huricane High Gravity..

>>5307092
My condolences. Lived there for 6 months in my angsty young adult phase. Smells bad there, barely any trees, vast wastelands of dilapidated unkempt commercial zones. I had the benefit of no car, so I got to walk through many areas at a slow pace, taking in all the nuances. I could see why lots of people there would buy that sort of beer. They can't feel anything inside anymore, and thus, probably don't taste things, or enjoy simple pleasures like 'flavour' anymore.

Was hard to find work there, so I came back to my hometown to work in the slaughterhouse again.

It's funny about Edmonton, the gangs, bums, and thugs, were all more polite than the middle and upper middle class people there. I was on a smoke break working at a call center in a mall downtown one time, talking with some folks outside the hotel. The abruptly stopped the conversation and said "you're not from here are you?", I said no, told them I was from the south, asked how they knew. They knew I wasn't from Edmonton, because I was polite. Go figure.

tl;dr if I was in Edmonton again, I'd drink any swill handed to me and call it a painkiller.

>>5304056

you probably just don't like IPA because that shit is wonderful

>>5303683
>ctrl+F
>no Fosters

Are you even trying /ck/. It's the epitome of universally hated beer in Australia.

>>5311726
Add a ciggie butt to that and it's sorted for high gravity and high flavor.

>>5315190
Fuck that, you're not talking unless you have steel reserve, hooligans, and fritos!