/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fucking Swedish fish.

sour patch kids

most dried fruits, especially dried mangos

>>5285835

fucking this

dried persimmons too, and pineapple

>>5285835
Dried dates nigger. Just try to stop eating them, OH WAIT YOU CAN'T

>>5285835
and apricots

Lotus caramel biscuits

Chocolate covered macaroons or ferrero rocher

I had to quit both recently cause I need to drop a few lbs.

>>5285873
i always wanted to try those. get a nice controlled buzz going without the insane rush and teeth grinding you get from powder coke.

it'd be like having a few cups of coffee i imagine

>>5285883
how do you drink powder cocoa? Any good recipes? I always used to mix it in milk with a bit of sugar, it tasted good but it's a bitch to dissolve because it always clumps

>>5285887
coca =/= cocoa

>>5285835
>>5285840
>>5285842
>>5285843
Man, I love that stuff.
Can't go past dried Figs though, that shit is god tier.

>>5285897
oooh my bad

>>5285826

>>5286019
cabbage is god tier vegetable on it's own, even sauerkraut is fucking delicious. And I would stomp a newborn for a bowl of coleslaw right now.

>>5286024
Generally most veg are great, cabbages of all sorts, whether leafy or flowery in nature I can gorge myself on them.

Just looking up the images gave me the hardest cravings.

Dried fruit and nuts. Together.

Also peanut butter.

>>5285826

smoked salmon

I swear I could endanger the species singlehandedly

Lays cheese chips, Thin mints, and motherfucking Sun Dried tomato and Basel Wheat Thins

>>5286041
Mah mufuckin nigga

I roast mine with garlic and a just a splash of lemon

>>5285887
If you're still here, I mix it 3/2 cocoa powder/water to make a paste, and THEN mix in your hot milk. It makes for a much smoother, less clumpy drink.

>>5286076
this. i wish it was cheaper

>>5286392
I think that you're wrong. It shouldn't be cheaper, it should be that you get a job that pays enough to get what you want.

Think before you write.

>>5285826

green olives

especially the kind with garlic and jalapenos

fuck

>>5286404
you just reminded me that i have a jar of those in the fridge. thank you anon.

i also have some pickled asparagus.
i think it may be bloody mary time

>>5286409
I read that as pickled Asperger's.

>>5286415
I read this and picked up asperger's.

Fucking peanut butter.

Spicy dilly beans.

>>5286418
ANON, ARE YOU ME?

I will participate in this thread

>>5286468

>>5286470

nuts, popcorn, jerky

and these motherfuckers, i always pick one up at costco and end up eating the whole bag

>>5286474

I'll tim tam slam an entire bag for breakfast.

>>5286474

>>5286480
obvious one but yeah..

>>5286476
Costco?

dem protons, dem fats. hmmm, my mouth always orgasms when you put fresh ones in the oven with seasalt.

>>5286482
fucking Vietnamese Coconut candy oh dear

>>5286488
yeah they sell them at costco, I live in canada though

>>5286490
i'm >>5286491. seconding the love for Almonds. Cashews too, but Almonds are even better.
>frozen grapes

>>5285826
How about those damn trio cans that are available around Christmas? It's a never ending cycle of sweet and savory butter, caramel, cheese, caramel, rinse and repeat popcorn heaven.

Also tamarind candy. Eat til the mouth ulcers tell me to stop.

these

i went through over half a box (1200 calories) in 1 hour

>>5286499
cont.

>>5286590
found out caramello ice cream exists upon google
jesus christ

>>5286613

>>5286499
>frozen grapes
Holy shit this. Frozen grapes are the most addictive thing in the history of things.

It's probably just the sauce and oils they lather everything in, but it's the only fast food place I actually visit somewhat regularly.

pineapple while its frozen is god tier

>>5286648
yeap. I wouldn't say it's a bad thing though. they're pretty fibrous so you're not going to feel like you've eaten nothing after eating a cup full, as you would with other posts.

my breakfast for the past week or so has been a Grapefruit followed by a bowl of Weetbix, wholegrain rolled oats, water and frozen Grapes. So good, so healthy and so hearty.

>>5286650
That place is evil. Must be a quarter cup of MSG per pound of orange chicken I bet. And a day's worth of sodium, sugar and saturated fat and calories.

>>5285826
for me its any type of alcohol ( . Y . )

>>5286633

>>5286737
drunk

nikuman/baozi/meat buns

I could eat them all day

cheese wantons with sweet sour sauce

>>5288572
Oh snap, I forgot about these. I get them all the time.

>>5288572
this
or well crisped gyoza

Fucking Costco sells amazing Bruschetta but the problem is that they only sell it in packs of 2. I can't even be trusted with one tub of Bruschetta let alone two.

>>5288673
> well crisped gyoza
fuck you, I wasn't even hungry and I'm supposed to be on a diet
fuck

>>5288758
I know that feel anon. Best I can have until the next yolo-meal is miso soup

I can't stop eating any food. ;_; The bad thing is I'm almost underweight because I starve myself when I know if I start eating I won't stop until I feel like shit.

>>5286565
The family sized box, maybe. I know the regular sized box of these is like 1600-1800 calories.

Me too though, man. My friend takes like 3 weeks to finish a box of Cheez-Its and I pound one down in a night.

These things

Any chips with sour cream and onion.

I have no idea why

Pickles. I'll eat an entire jar of gherkins and then drink the juice i don't give a fuck

Salt and vinegar chips, the good kinds

cashews

show string fries

Fermented Herring aka Surströmming. It sounds aweful if you haven't tasted it. Once you have it tastes like piece of heaven

>>5289030
This?

It smells so awful that I threw up before I got a chance to taste it.

Is it really that good?

Graham crackers

I literally can't eat enough of them.

Honestly, if it were a viable diet, I would just eat graham crackers and drink tea for the rest of my life.

Also chips. Like chocolate chips, or vanilla, or peanut butter, etc. I could eat chips all fucking day, there's just something about them that makes them much better than regular chocolate bars to me.

>>5286474
Looks tasty, what are they?

My dick

>>5289176
I think you meant to reply to >>5289172

>>5289086
No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjwrZ1-WjsI#t=4m35s

>>5289086

He's just a Swedefag who's desperately trying to be proud of his shitty country.

>>5289172
Tim Tams.
Sorry non Kiwibros/Aussies.

Also I will be continuing my spout of shitposting with newfound memories

>>5289229
NO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IOIcrXaIVvo#t=62

>>5289238
As expected of Swedes.

>>5289244
these little cunts look even better than I remember them doing.

>>5289250

>>5289253

>>5289261

>>5289266
nobody is immune here.

>>5288796

Oh fuck, same.
Also:
>pickled herring
>sauteed onions
>extra sharp cheddar
I just like strong flavors, I guess.

>>5285826
trader joes white cheddar corn puffs. Eaten by the bag, yes pleb

>>5285826
Lately I've been eating way too many roasted pumpkin seeds. Advice: chew thoroughly or your poop will hurt coming out.

Skittles.
Banana chips.

Perfectly ripened peaches. I eat those motherfuckers by the basket during peach season.

Hummus with rye bread
Good rye bread in general
Just plain salted peanuts
Pistachio nuts
Turkish yogurt
Yeah, that's about it for me. Pic related, I regularly don't fap for months, not that I don't want to, but I just like to see if I have the self-control, however trying to eat less than half a loaf of one of these at one go is damn near impossible most of the time.

>>5289261
This was my first choice. Next runner-up is any kind of berry, but especially wineberries and strawberries.

Roasted caramel salted Cashew, served warm with dusted cinnamon. Every year the Xmas markets
sell them by the bas and I chew through a bag of those motherfuckers in a couple minutes.

>>5289275
>straight out of the fridge

>>5289362

>>5289366

>>5289368

>>5289371

We just gonna ignore these bad boys?

>>5289375
on a roll gotta go fast

>>5286041
DIE FAGGOT MIDGET ALIEN_CLONE CABBAGELETS!!!

>>5289383
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>5285826
Fucking spicy salty peanuts man

Munchos ...

I'll open a bag of these one day, thinking I'm just gonna have a handful. Soon enough i'm throwing an empty bag in the trashcan while sporting a fresh toothache.

roasted nuts
brioche
poptarts
deep dish
chitlins
coconut
dicks
fruit except kumquat
anchovies
red lobster garlic rolls
ramen
pepperoni
4% milk
goddamn donuts and cheese danishes

>>5286492
Is that calamari? i could eat 10 pounds of that.

I had a large basket of these a while back and ate them whole, shell and all.

>>5289539

hnnng

>>5289495
muh childhood
brofist, bro.

>>5289539
>shell
Wat

>>5289571
Yes, I actually did eat the shells, after cracking them, but still.

>>5289506
>a handful
literally impossible

I've gotten to the point where now when I eat these, I make myself suck off all the chocolate first, then I let the innerberrygoodness fully dissolve on my tongue before popping another in my mouth.

Jesus fucking tit, costco. why you gotta sell me this much fucking kettle corn?

>>5289539
You ate hazelnut shells?

>>5290190
It's the next big thing... read the news... as pathetic as it sounds, people are eating peanut shells too. It's some kardassion thing.

>>5289539
Gotta be hell to digest.

>>5289568
Uh ... sorry bro.

>>5290195
It didn't have anything to do with dieting or the next big thing, I just really like hazelnuts.

>>5290205
It sounds downright *dangerous* to me. Those shells are very thick and very sharp. I'd be worried about intestinal puncturing. Peanut shells are nothing like those at all.

>>5290244
Oh yeah, it was not healthy, but I just did not care

>>5289506
I have the same brand but the Goji berries
so good fuck i just ate some

These fuckers and if I had the ability to make them at home, I would be fat. I am glad I never have enough money to buy a set at a local bakery.

>>5289300
My nigga. Best fruit by a loooongshot.

Always.
Sometimes there's too much salt, though.

>>5286402
Being this much of a republican

>>5290406
Socialist much?

>>5290410
You realise that if more people wanted it cheaper then it would become cheaper?

>>5286339
That photo put me into cardiac arrest.

>>5290342
>best fruit

Have you ever tried one of these?

>>5290503
they are good but not great. For one the pip - flesh ratio is too large.

>>5290503
w-what is that? It looks like a plum with a white tangerine inside.

>>5290571
It's a mangosteen. The shell is like a pomegranate and the insides are soft juicy cloves of pure tangy sweetness. I think they're supposed to be pretty hard to grow outside of Southeast Asia which makes them a bitch to find in the States. Whenever my family finds it at the asian market we buy up a whole bunch.

>>5290565
Only the largest clove has a pit. The rest of it is pure flesh.

>>5285826
>what is msg

>>5290594
That sounds excellent. Will try to buy some tomorrow.

Smoked salmon, dried figs, crusty bread and Camembert, I'm all sticky hands.

>>5286476
You must have the same nutrient needs as me, I addict to all those except nuts. Jerky I'm most crazy for.

Avocados BTW...

>Red bean jelly buns or whatever they're called
>BBQ sauce
>Strong salt and vinegar chips
>Vinegar in soups in general

FUCKING HUMMUS
COULD LITERALLY EAT ALL DAY

mini, individually wrapped heath bars.

you have to buy them in a big pack and I go through like 4 or 5 at least whenever I try to just grab one.

>>5286490
Also when they're salted.
Or when they salted and roasted.
Or when they salted and roasted and put into chocolate.
Or when they candy coated and roasted.

>>5285883
nah, not even coffee. you barely feel anything.

I know these are the worst things to eat in the history of things but holy fuck I cannot buy these without eating the entire bag in one sitting.

>>5290195
i've been eating peanuts in teh shells since i was a kid.
they're salty and delicious.
i still do it now but i'll only like every 5th or 6th pod i grab.

>>5290956
WHENS YOUR NEXT REVIEW

A bottle a day,I drink it from the botyle

Spaghetti
Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey or cherry garcia
I just ate a container of Chunky monkey after a spaghetti dinner. I feel gross and disgustingly full

>>5291743
And beef jerky, but at least that I can eat in (sort of) reasonable amounts. I only have it once or twice a year as well.

>>5285826

It's funny, crack was never all that addictive to me.

>>5285826
The Crumbs from the Bottom of a cereal. Captain Crunch Berry IS Crack.

>>5285830

Swede here. What the fuck is Swedish fish? Like, surströmming?

>>5291489
I love that shit. Bought a gallon bottle, barely lasted a month.... I would sometimes just drink it straight, for a flavor snack lol.

I eat like 4 raw carrots per day now. They're so fucking good. I recommend them massively for cutting.
Dem oat-enhanced god tier shits too.

>>5291814
>What the fuck is Swedish fish?
It's candy. Red gummy fish, pretty much.

>>5291829

Looks like pastel fish. We have these here, but doesn't look like the same kind of brand.

>>5291829
so they're the marine equivalent of these little guys?

>>5291849
>>5291834
nah, they're different.

different texture and have a unique flavor

>>5291849
Yeah, they're the same. Don't let >>5291854 fool you into thinking there's different flavors. There's not a lot of deviation on formed sugar.

>>5289537
Stop being modest, we could eat the equivalent of a semi truck in calamari.

>>5291867
bullshit. i've never had a gummy bear that tastes like a swedish fish

Every Russian knows an answer - it's sunflower seeds.

As for me, I also like uncooked sauerkraut. Also there was a discount on squid jerky in my local mall, and I bought a fucking kilogram of it.

>open bag of chips/popcorn/whatever
>before eating any, put as much as you want to eat in a smaller bag and put the big bag away

And there you go. Problem solved

>>5292014
>I don't understand the topic on hand but I like to post.

>>5292006
>uncooked sauerkraut

you mean cabbage?

>>5292018
I'm talking about sauerkraut that is still in jar, and wasn't braised, so it is fresh and crunchy

>>5292018

You don't know how sauerkraut is made, do you?

>>5292031
>I'm talking about sauerkraut that is still in jar, and wasn't braised, so it is fresh and crunchy
>I don't know what cole slaw is.

>>5292036
You REALLY don't know how sauerkraut is made, do you.

>>5292036
>>5292018

This is just getting sad here.
Coleslaw is just raw cabbage, dressed in oil and stuff.
Cabbage is cabbage.
Sauerkraut is fermented cabbage that isn't cooked nor just raw cabbage.

>>5292036
Okay, I am talking about "квашеная капуста", now fuck off

>>5285834
Sour patch watermelon, man, so much worse for me.

I put them on my tongue and rub it against the roof of my mouth, for some stupid reason.

>>5289366
Lord help me when those are almost frozen.

>>5289506
Ohh that sweet dark chocolate with the tart fruit, it's incredible.

>>5289379
Oh my god, these are the fucking best...

>>5286476
>not buying the superior dried mangoes

>>5289469
Grow up.

>>5292014

lol, this doesn't work. unless you grab out of the bag mindlessly and that's your ONLY issue, you're still going to be craving your fix.

"highly addictive" warning specially in this

>>5292487
the puffy cheetos cut the roof of my mouth for some reason

i prefer crunchy
there's nothing better than the first cheeto out of a freshly opened bag

>>5293499
>the puffy cheetos cut the roof of my mouth for some reason

iktfb.

Also captain crunch.

>>5293499
agreed

puffy cheetos are for the birds

I can never get enough of these

>>5290594
love them.
they're expensive as fuck in france

>>5288729
Bruschetta isn't so bad for you though

Sunflower seeds, wheat thins, and I can down the fuck out of a bag of skittles way too quick.

God I could eat tons of the stuff.

Any jerky
Chips and guacamole/salsa
Goldfish crackers

>>5285883
I've had it, its fairly benign. Very mild stimulant, but a lot of chewing leaves. Its only when we boil shit down and concentrate it or do extractions that things turn hectic. Its the same with coke/coca, hash/reefer, heroin/opium, salvia 10X/pure, alcohol shots/beer, oxycontin/codeine. Think about it.

LOve these fuckers. I eat whole bag every time and am ready for seconds.

>>5290225

Poor man's Pringles

I eat these until I get a headache from the nitrates, then maybe just a couple more

1: ok
2: itsalldownhillfromhere
3: fuck
4: shittttttt
9999999999999: ded

I swear those chinese restaraunts are ripping me off with only giving me 4.

>>5286019
adachi pls go

>>5295421
I hate you for posting these delicious mother fuckers at this time of night. You've doomed me, man!

>>5295423
And dont get me started with these motherfuckers. These two are like burgers and fries, gotta have both.

>>5295422

>>5286650
used to love this place

ate there once after pulling a all nighter got stomach cramps so bad it sent me to the hospital thinkig i had appendicitis

my gut was literally swelling.

>>5291849
Gummy bears are made of gelatin.
Swedish fish are made of Carnauba wax.

COMPLETELY different texture and flavor.

>>5286650

ahh fuck yes orange chicken of course but the beijing beef is just as good

>>5295729
FYI at costco (if you're Murrican) you can get Orange chicken sauce there, a giant ass bottle (not wal-mart sized) for about 5bux.
Deep fry your own chicken (the trick is to use a starch instead of a flour) and it's no different than theirs.

It has saved me so much money on gas

>>5289326

those are what those shits are called? They grow all over the place in my neighborhood and I always used to eat them thinking they were retarded raspberries

Only for ausfags

>>5285826
cheese popcorn is vile, how can you eat it at all?

Cheese pringles

>>5286041

>i need a snack
>rummage though cupboards
>find these
>hmm, I'll only have a few
>10 minutes later
>entire table is covered in layer of shells

>Spicy Nacho Doritos
>Limon Hot Cheetos
>Kettle BBQ Chips
>Cheezits

Especially fucking Cheezits you crave them at random fucking times and when you eat one you cant stop

>>5286048
You tingling turtle tit tickling, testicle tonguing temptress of a whore.

I hate you with so much love right now.

>tfw already putting on a sweatshirt and pants to go buy some from the gas station like I'm meeting my dealer

>>5285883
You should try khat. It's exactly the feeling you describe.

Cheese pizza

usually wolf down an entire 16'' in under an hour and will gladly eat another half the hour following

>>5291489
>Dat delicious smokiness
>My dick is touching the ceiling.

fucking these. reminds me of samoa girl scout cookies, which are also crack-tier addicting

>>5296162
OH MY GOD