/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Freebirds shills and viral marketers, pls explain why you are so much worse than Moe's.

>That fresh jalapeno and cilantro
>Those better fillers
>That great taste
>That complete lack of disillusioned fanboys

>>5284639
As long as we agree that Chipotle sucks, I will honor Moe's as a contender to the fast food burrito, honestly never had one.

Problem with moes is they always give me Soo little meat. It's disappointing. I have to make my own to have decent burritos out east :(

>>5284602

I agree Freebirds is better than Chipotle by a long shot. I also believe Qdoba is slightly better than Freebirds, also cheaper.

What do I win?

>>5284679
Ha! Freebirds gives you plenty of meat.
>>5284682
An internet, I envy you my friend.

Qdoba > Moe's > Chipotle.

No Freebirds around here, so I can't comment.

Dat Qdoba barbecue sauce though. God damn.

I ate at Freebird's once. Got a steak burrito and it tasted like dog food. Chipotle is superior i'm sorry.

>>5284695
Spotted the viral marketer!

>>5284695
Shill elsewhere please
>>5284699
right

Chipotle is honestly alright if it's all you have, it's literally McDonald's of burrito industry.

Freebirds factually has more options and higher quality but with a higher price accompanying it.

Qdoba has good quality food with better options and Chipotle level prices. It's just good.

>>5284695
>>5284705
Enjoy your Jack in the Box rebranded 50 cent tacos. Freebirds wins the fast food burrito games! Now, Mexican food places along the border put any fucking place to shame. Get fucked /ck/

>>5284692
Really? Because I have really low standards for my food and Qdoba is possibly the worst fast food I've ever had. It was gawd awful, I prefer McDonalds by a mile and I haven't eaten there in a decade. What do yall get that tastes so good?

Moes is the obvious winner in this contest as you get free chips and salsa with your burrito.
Also more ingredients and whatnot.

>>5284726
Vegan pls, Moes won't give you the meat, Freebirds will stuff you full...of meat

>>5284726

Moe's is one of the only places that I can get a good rice and meat bowl around here.

I've eaten Freebirds before. They give you a bit more than Chipotle, but it also doesn't taste like anything.

Am I the only one on Earth who doesn't like burritos

Since when did /ck/ evolve into a bunch of fucking retarded redditors. Lots of people eat at Chipotle, so surprise surprise when some of them post here. Just because you guys have some serious mental retardation doesn't mean that everyone who likes Chipotle and posts here is a viral marketer.

In fact, most of the "viral marketer" threads that get created for Chipotle is because people like to troll you butthurt faggots.

>>5285486
Do you not like water either?

>>5284602
Fuck no, Freebirds food tastes like plastic melted plastic

we've got a local chain where i live called Barberitos that kicks chipotle's ass up and down the street. they have flour, spinach, and chipotle tortillas for rollin, they charge the same price for guacamole as sour cream (good for me since i hate sour cream and love guac) they have queso dip for reasonable prices, a big honkin salsa bar, wide selection of protein (chicken, spicy chicken, steak, ground beef, ground turkey, tofu) and are all around just a great establishment.

>>5285486
What do you not like about them?

>>5285537

No my step dad hates any "Mexican shit" or "oriental shit".

>>5285557

At least he doesn't say chink

There are no viral marketers on a board with 12 total people, you guys are absolute morons.

>>5285537
I don't know I love tacos, nachos, chilaquiles, etc but I just am not a huge burrito fan. It's hard to say what it is

Tacos al pastor is one of my favorite foods so it's weird that I don't like burritos. I think maybe it's that I like corn tortillas so much

>>5285486
I'm with you man. Not enough meaty goodness, I don't want to eat a whole fucking thing of rice in a tortilla with maybe a few pockets of other stuff scattered around.

>>5284602
I could try the tacos sometime they might be alright. I would like to know the flavor of the salsa even. As for burritos no thanks. Personally I see things like green/orange tortillas and orange cheese and its too much white washed shit for me and it gives me reservations. Why would I return here only if the tacos were good, soon the test will come to see what these birds are about.

>>5285592
Y'know you can make your own burritos, right?

mfw you think companies pay people to post on ck of all places.
>no face

I get a super monster quesorito whenever I go to freebirds. I love it but they always give me this "you fat fuck" look when I order it. I usually lie and say its for 2 people or I am going to eat it over 2 days when they ask. I dont think they believe me.

>Live in Arizona
>Mexican food places everywhere
Why would I ever eat at any of these places when I could stop by a Julioberto's for some bomb ass carnitas?

>>5285816
you wouldn't. but try to get decent mexican or even tex mex in states where we keep out the brown people

>>5284602
Yawn... shill somewhere else.
You're getting desparate aren't you?

Take it to chowhound, they're lame there.

>>5285827
>states where we keep out the brown people
lol, name one.

>>5285655
It's pretty cheap in fact, they hire a bunch of indians per minute to post. No biggie and indians suck at skill, you should see them trying to write code. That's the real funny one.

>>5285827
Name that state.

>>5285838
>>5285836
find me a legit Taquería in maine

>>5285847
I have no idea what a taqueria is but there's plenty of spics in Maine.

The thing with Chipotle is that you don't have a myriad of choices. Not saying that it's a bad thing, but there's less things to fuck up on when cooking and people don't like having to choose.
But the Freebird's around here is always consistent delicious and slightly cheaper since you can choose sizes.
My friend works at Freebird's so he'll hook it up, but there salsa is a bit lacking for my tastes. Since I'm vegetarian their choices are way better too.

>>5285847
>>5285857

They do have a point. It's way rarer to see Mexican restaurants way up there.
My friend lived in New York for a while and never found legit taquerias.

>>5285857
they pick blueberries and leave with the summer. of course you can find anyone n any state, but not in significant populations to establish decent restaurants. and by brown i meant mexican. you can find decent thai and indian food here. there is also a good sized somali pop in portland. jesus

>>5285876
just the fact that he doesn't know what one is..

>>5285881
That's your benchmark for good food? A dirty restaurant that's run by people who can't even get fucking water right in their home country.
>No Reservations 4 lyfe!

>>5284602
>That complete lack of disillusioned fanboys

Ironic considering the rest of your post, especially it being a thread opener.

Never had Chipotle or Freebirds. Fuck 'em all.

>>5285563
>>5285655

I work in social media for a company that does video game stuff. They ask me to do "community outreach" and post on sites like 4chan and Reddit when I've got downtime. I despise it, so I do not do it. But, it exists, and 4chan is literally in the dialogue.

Although, >>5285496 is probably kind of right at this point, I'd bet a solid 80% of Chipotle threads are now just troll posts.

As a Mcdonalds viral marketer, I strongly agree with OP.
pls stop

>>5285885
um what. racist against Mexicans and their food, but the state meal is basically a church BEAN dinner. do you have something against non 4th meal tacos? AYUH, i didn't say they were the greatest thing on earth, just that you can't get one up here christ. get in your pickup an go vista some places

>>5285915
I'm not from Maine, you illiterate clam digger.

>>5285917
then what are you even going on about?

http://www.zapotecarestaurant.com/

505 FORE STREET, PORTLAND

expect to pay an arm and a leg XD

>>5285908
i can see how there might bee enough vidya idiots to be worth marketing to, but ck is a joke

Finally these marketers are getting called out.
Chipotle is terrible

>>5285930

muy auténtico. probably taste good though

>>5284602
So you're shilling for fbirds? Yeah right, so you're a higher level shill than the others.

How about this... all your domains are blocked on my adblocker now. X

>>5285931

I agree from who I work for, but for a national chain like Chipotle? I mean, the shit I convince my company are signs of success can be mind-boggling to me, so a 200+ reply thread about burritos on the U.S. internet's 3rd largest message board system?

That's something someone can sell to a suit that doesn't have the time to bother researching active online communities. That guy probably has no clue that 4chan is sometimes called the underbelly of the internet.

>>5285847

Loco Coco's Tacos
36 Walker Street
Kittery, ME 03904

>>5285847
You wont find good taquería's if you do not have fine women sorry.

>>5284722

If you dislike McDonald's and had that much distaste for Qdoba, perhaps eating out just isn't for you.

>>5285964
down there in the deep south. I should check it out.

>>5287272
hahahaha, yeah man you got that corporate budget to get some micky d.
That'll bring in the talent.

Freebirds and Moes both much better than Chipotle. Much much better. I'd give Moe's an edge over Freebirds but they're both good.

Also does Choptle have anything related to chipotles??

>>5287405
nigger
what