/ck/ - Food & Cooking

stare at them titties while eating chips and salsa

>>5268659
go to the store and get some beans, rice, and pork, how the fuck are you spposed to make mexican food without at least one of these things? you don't even have cilantro.

>>5268675
Oh shit I just remembered I do have:
Rice
Kidney beans 1can
Cilantro
Spring onion

I'm sorry anon. Please gib me a great idea. I don't know Mexican food so I would just throw it all together and it would be terrible.

>>5268686
But I don't want to make a stew/chili. And I'm not going to the store.

How about Mexican schnitzel (I have breadcrumbs/egg/flour too) with guacamole and sides of vegetables/potato

>>5268689
Ok I'm going with the Mexican schnitzel idea:

Chicken breast crumbed in chilli breadcrumbs and stuffed with cheese and bell peppers
Roast diced spicy potato
Guacamole

This doesn't seem very Mexican

Can I put cumin in my breadcrumb mix?

How do u make a good chunky guacamole with aforementioned ingredients?

>>5268686
see >>5267145

then heat beans and meat. roll in a tortilla, put salsa ontop of the burrito, knife and fork, condiments like sour cream and guack optional

>>5268729
Hmm ok, but it will be sans tortilla.

So beans and diced chicken fried up?

>>5268659
wow just wow

>mexican food thread


sans tortillas sans sans sans sans

call it tex mex please your killing me here

>>5268759
Fuck you cunt I asked for some ideas just cos I don't have flatbread and pork doesn't mean you can't make some Mexican inspired food. I don't care what you fuckin call it fuck you. I have no idea how texmex differs from Mexican fuck

>>5268659
That's a delicious hen in your picture anon.

>>5268766
>Jar of salsa
>Nacho chips
>Grated cheddar
>chicken breast
>tinned anything

>>5268774
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>>5268785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2d_iGnx5zE

>>5268774
What's wrong with grated cheese? A block of cheese is no fresher than grated

>>5268832
You're trolling right?

>>5268832
cheddar is not found on mexican food

that is a american thing taco bell and tex mex

>>5268833
I opened the bag today it's still fresh. Stop being a little bitch
>>5268844
Yeh well like I said I'm not going to the shop. What cheese do Mexicans use?

>>5268832
http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/holidays/cincodemayo/mexican-cheeses

before you go into the mild cheddar like chihuahua style of cheese found in mexico its really amish/Mennonite . That is in a spot close to texas and has white folks from a few enclaves making and eating it to be clear its not something found in homes for the most part instead it will only be found closest to the border and tourist areas.

>>5268942
That map looks like tuna salad from a distance.

>>5268946
I thought he was trying to show me about mouldy cheese

nice tits but her face looks like one of those meme cats

>>5268936
there are numerous Mexican cheeses. The thing most have in common are mildness. Sharp cheeses are rare. Most cheese is white and creamy/fresh tasting,
the tangiest cheeses sold where I live in Mexico are Manchego and Gouda. Could't find a cheddar if I tried.

Ok well I didn't listen to you /ck/ and I'm glad. You're shit
>it's not Mexican you pleb
I don't give a fuck
I stuffed the breasts with cheese, capsicum, garlic and coriander.
Breaded (crumbs, chilli p, cumin, s+p) and baked
Roast spicy potato and carrot
Guacamole (avo, red onion, tomato, lime, seasoning)

My guests loved it. Wooo!

>>5270790
Congratulations, you improvised. It's not mexican, though.

Why you niggers have to make this hard?
>Chicken breasts x3
You cut them and dice them.
>Cabbage x1
To the trash can
>Carrot x1
To the trash can
>Red and yellow bell peppers 2x0.5
You slice them motherfuckers
>Potato x1
To the trash can
>Red onion x 1
Slice this motherfucker
>Tomato x 1
To the trash can
>Tinned tomato
To the trash can
>Tinned corn
To the trash can
>Garlic
To the trash can
>Avocado x2
You make some guacamole, try making some salsa verve (green souce) and then thickening with the avocado.
>Lemon and lime
use them
>A bunch of spices including dried chillies
Use the chiles for the guacamole
>Jar of salsa
To the trash can
>Nacho chips
use them?
>Grated cheddar
FUCK THIS AND FUCK YOU.
>A stove and oven and all pots/pans/trays
>60-90 minutes

>A burning desire to make Mexican food

>What do you do? What DO you do?

Its called alambre de pollo (or discada), just dont fuck it up using that cheddar shit.

>>5273155
this shit about chicken breast is such a sad joke

a whole chicken is simply better sure its more work but your meal deserves the love if only for the flavor

still pretty much on the money

>>5268659
supercook.com

>>5273210

Please read this.
>>5268659
Then come back AFTER you figured out how retarded you are.

>>5268659
I want to eat SOME of her Mexican food, if you know what I mean.

>>5273155

the fuck is wrong with you, throwing out food?

>>5273354
I have never thought this before, but she would greatly benefit from makeup.

>>5273155
>to the trash can
Why do Americans waste so much food?

>>5273390
>all americans are wasteful
>only americans are wasteful

whichever implication you're trying to make, you're still retarded.

>>5268659
Fuck, is her name Samantha? I think I know her.

>>5273532
Link to Facebook pls