/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I brewed my first demijohn of beer. Am I an artisan yet?

I shitposted for the first time on /ck/. Am I oldfag yet?

I made my first sack of wine today. Am I an artisan yet?

>>5260940
>I trolled for the first time today. Am I an artisan yet?

Yer artisan alright, you're pinching off those loaves.

I brewed my first cup of coffee from scratch. Am I artisan yet?

I made my first batch of cheese. Am I artisan yet?

>>5260954
say it ain't so

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>>5260933
nice crust

>>5260933
Achieving a bark?

>>5260933
my bread > your bread

I bought some Vitamin D enriched milk today. Am I American yet?

>>5261317
I just fucked my cousin, and I european yeat?

>>5260950
what the fuck is wrong with your coffee?

>>5261317
>those steaks

You bought those from a guy selling them out of the back of his truck, didn't you. My dad got jewed into buying those same steaks, they were inedible and I'm not even sure it was actually beef.

>>5261709
Nope, you're still a Kentuckian.

>>5261717
there is someone that used to always be parked on the side of the road selling lobsters for $1 a pound out of his van.

is it fair to say hes just raiding other people lobster traps?

>>5261717
is this a real thing that people sell meat door to door? Where is this occurring? It just seems so unwholesome.

>>5261713
fish are really biting today, aren't they?

>>5261777
Yea I've seen them a few times. Its a scam, the meat is low quality and mostly inedible. They always have the same sales strategy too.

"eh boy, sold most of my stock to that fellow (insert made up name) up the street, I've got a little bit left I need to sell I'll cut you a real good deal on it. Its gotta go today"

>>5261813
I broke down and bought some rib eye's from one of these guys. Although they were not very large (about 6 oz.) they were very good quality. I paid $30 for 10 steaks, so I think I got my money's worth.