/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be around 20 minutes ago
>Shower
>Decide to make dinner
>Feeling lazy so grilled ham & cheese
>Grab my super hand toaster (similar to this: http://i.imgur.com/DRhOd19.jpg))
>Make two perfect sandwiches
>Dog eating his food next to me
>Turn on stove
>Are_you_ready_for_this.mp3
>Put first sandwich on toaster thingy
>Wait a few minutes
>It's ready
>Hit it slightly against the plate so it comes off because I OBVIOSULY can't just grab it since the toaster is like at 100°C
>Grilled ham & cheese sammich beautifully falls on plate
>Take out burnt crusts
>I'm ready for the next one
>Place it on the toaster thing
>Wait a few minutes again
>Ready to place it next to the other one
>Doesn't come off
>It's stuck
>Grab fork
>Push it a bit
>Push harder
>It comes off
>Lands in the border of the counter
>Starts falling to the floor
>This shit happened in slow fucking motion
>Stare at my beautiful masterpiece about to be completely ruined
>Retarded instinct kick in
>Try to catch the thing with my foot
>Somehow end up kicking it in mid fucking air
>Grilled H&C flies trough the kitchen
>Falls into dog's water bowl
>Splashes fucking everywhere
>Dog almost shits his pants
>JESUS FUCKING NIGGERCUM FUCKING CHRIST HOLY SHIT GODDAMMIT
>My beautiful grilled ham & cheese is now a shitty wet sandwich
>Throw it to the garbage