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>Welcome to McDonald's, how can I help you today?

>> No.5251608

I need 3 sets of nuggets, 4 cheeseburgers, a large fries, and a large diet coke.

>> No.5251611

gimme 6 chicken n cheeses and maybe a big mac too

>> No.5251613

Here's what i do:

Ask for FRESH fries and FRESH chicken nuggs.

They do it and i can see them do it.

Politely smile and say thank you they are good people.

>> No.5251616

I'd like a Large McGangbang meal with a Diet Coke, please.

>> No.5251617

>>5251570
double qp meal supersized with a blue powerade

>> No.5251621

>>5251570
2 cheeseburgers
medium fry
sprite
m&m mcflurry

>> No.5251622

What kind of stew do you have today?

>> No.5251624

>>5251570
Send out your adolescent girls!

>> No.5251641

Anyone else love the mcwraps? I usually get that with two habanero ranch packets since they don't have the southwestern one anymore.

>> No.5251663

lemme get a sausage mcmuffin plz. yes that will be all.

>> No.5251667

ill get your 20 pack of nuggets for 2.99 and 2 of every sauce you have.

yep, all of them.

>> No.5251678

>>5251570
gib job plz.

>> No.5251686

Yogurt parfait please

>> No.5251696

>>5251570
>yfw 2031

why do people even order big macs anymore
just get a mcdouble made like a mac
you want to pay $2 for half a piece of bun? why not just get two bacon cheese burgers on the side for the price of that middle bun

>> No.5251697

Yes, hi. How has your day been going?

>> No.5251718

10 whoppers?

>> No.5251719

>>5251697
Please place your order, Sir. There's a long line behind you.

>> No.5251748
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5251748

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.5251769

>>5251748
He was just fucking with Grove Street the entire time. 11/10 troll

>> No.5251857

>haven't had mcdonalds in six months
>cannot even stand the smell of it anymore

I'M SORRY RONALD

I'M SO SORRY

>> No.5251860

Two mcdoubles just ketchup
Two spicy chicken sandwiches just ketchup
Fries

>> No.5251877

I'll have one double cheeseburger...
(Shit, do any of you guys know the difference between a daily double, three mcdoubles and a fucking double cheeseburger?)
Uh, actually what comes on the mcdouble?
Actually, I'll just have whatever is cheaper.
And three chicken sandwiches with three large cokes
Could I get sweet and sour on the side? Thanks
Mcgangbang runs are the best and only solution to a desire for McDonalds

>> No.5251984

>>5251570
ill have 2 cheesburgers with a few substitutions. Ill have honey wheat buns, mac sauce instead of ketchup, angus pickles, sautéed onions, swiss cheese and a seasoned patty.

None of this costs any extra and it makes mcdonalds actually reasonable. A freind of mine worked there for a while and gave me this advice. He also figured out you can make a relatively decent chicken quesadilla out of the ingredients for 2 snack wraps, but i doubt most people will do that for you lol

>> No.5252003

Sausage,egg and cheese McGriddle combo with a medium coffee 4 sugars and 2 creams.

>> No.5252020

>"Welcome to McDonald's, how can I help you today?"
>"u-uh good, you?"
>"......what would you like to order?"
>"uh, well, a big mac please"
>"would you like a big mac meal?"
>"uh"
>"is that a yes?"
>"oh, yeah thanks"
>"okay, and what drink would you like with that?"
>"coke is fine, please" (actually I'll want something else but don't want to waste their time while I think)
>employee doesn't hear me because I mumble
>"sorry I didn't catch that"
>"COKE" I yell louder than necessary, drawing attention to myself
>panic, want to seem normal, so I try to make small talk
>"so, busy day huh?"
>they reply but I don't pay attention
>silence
>"alright that'll be *insert price here*
>grab wallet, fumbles change
>drops it on the ground
>end up giving the wrong amount
>"oh i'm really sorry, um, yeah, sorry about this"
>finally give them the right amount in an awkward way, spilling coins onto the counter
>employee walks away with a smirk on their face
>I quickly walk out the door and run home without even collecting my food

Yes /ck/, this is my reality.

>> No.5252071

>went to Mcds drive thru
>this qt blonde chick with braces charges me
>we make eye contact
>she akwardly smiles

Why am i so beta

Also, ordered a double quarter pounder with cheese. My fave.

>> No.5252123

>>5251748
>yfw he was just ordering for everyone in the car and was simply misunderstood
Big Smoke was a good guy all along.

>> No.5252128

>>5252020
Fatty McAutism is that you?

>> No.5252428

Double quarter pounder with cheese add bacon, large french fries, large sprite, ill also have 6 chicken nuggets for later and two apple pies. Ussually just get a mcgangbang but that would be an ideal meal, still rather get whataburger though.

>> No.5252435

>>5252428
You sound like a pretty free spirit

>> No.5252447

1 Mcsalad, medium baja blast, 2 packets of katsup

>> No.5252484

Is there any proper way to put nuggets on a double cheeseburger?

>> No.5252489

2 mcchickens medium fry like three ranch cups bitch and make it snappy.

>> No.5252499

southern style crispy chicken sandwich
fries
oreo mcflurry
tangy bbq sauce

>> No.5252502

BBQ ranch burger.

>> No.5252504

>drive through mcd's at 2:30am
>wait 5+ minutes at the last window
>automatic window is repeatedly sliding open and closed the entire time

wat

>> No.5252533

>>5251622
a "krusty burger". Now that doesn't sound too appealing, does it?

>> No.5252550

>>5251748
>my fries, nigga!

>> No.5252699

medium french fries and a chacha mcflurry please *seriously, that mcflurry is GOAT.*

>> No.5252703

>TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES

>TWO SLICES OF CHEEEEESE

*BEATBOX*

*BREAKDANCES INTO A WINDMILL OR WHATEVER FINISHING WITH A FREEZE*

>> No.5252710

"Wait, I'm at McDonald's? Whatever I'm on must be good, because I thought I was at the bank."

>> No.5252721

>>5251570
>where's the exit?

>> No.5252725
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>>5252721

>> No.5252726

>>5251613
>not asking for unsalted fries

>> No.5252770

>>5251748
Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,
At least we no longer slip in a rat,
I love chicken with a shitty smell,
And that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!

>> No.5252962

>>5251570
Hi do you know if there's anywhere that serves food around here?

>> No.5253014

>>5252020

So you're the average socially inept shitstain who haunts 4chan....got it.

Protip: kill yourself

>> No.5253015

Oh, fuck me, I walked into this greasy Fatty McFatburger shithole here by accident. Where's the nearest Scotty P's?

>> No.5253354
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5253354

>>5251570
give me a big mac, please

>> No.5253362

>>5251570
one happy meal if you know what i mean ;)

>> No.5253404

>>5251570
6 cheese burgers with no burger patties.

>> No.5253416

>>5252725
you can't. only way to win is get out of their way

>> No.5253441

>>5252725
Put a small hill in front of them. Or a salad.

>> No.5253764

>Hai may I have 2 mcchickens 2 mcdoubles 2 snack wraps a 20 piece with a large fries and diet coke please

>> No.5253777

20 McNuggets, 4 Double Cheeseburgs, Large bigmac meal with cola, and 2 large fries.

That'll be me done from dawn 'till dusk.

>> No.5253814

>>5252725
put a burger king in front

were too lazy to walk that much further

>> No.5253873

>>5251570
id like 15 thousand calories please.

>> No.5253935

>>5253416
>>5253441
>>5253814
It's already solved.
No door.

>> No.5253978

You guys have that new Bacon Clubhouse yet? Oh, not until the 10th? I'll have a Filet-O-Fish meal then, please. With a coke.

>> No.5253999

>>5253935
>implying the wall wouldn't just disintegrate underneath the combined force of one million 400+Lb people cranking their Rascal scooters up to the maximum 3mph

seriously. That McDonald's is fucked, no matter what you put in front of it.

>> No.5254031

double quarter pounder with dehydrated onions instead of the slivered

vanilla shake

>> No.5254034

>>5251663
muh nigga

>> No.5254687

>It's Fillet O'Fish friday

10 Fillet O'Fish sandwiches please

>> No.5254703

is it healthy yet ?

>> No.5254711

>>5251570
give me a big mac chicken supreme sundae, thanks.

>> No.5254719

I just needed someone to talk to.

>> No.5254732

two buffalo ranch mcchickens and a soda if i'm thirsty

>> No.5254735

>>5251570
>bikes in front of mcd
either stolen and ridden by blacks
or about to be stolen by blacks

>> No.5254739

>Welcome to McDonald's, how can I help you today?
>would you like to try our ne--
Yeah nah, give me a big mac, medium sweet tea, and dollar menu chicken nuggets.
>would that be all
Yes that would be all
>ok your total will be 6.78
Good deal thanks.

I feel bad for poor fatty mcautism. Can't even do it right.

>> No.5254752

>You can start a grease fire and burn this shitty "restaurant" to the ground
then I go to In-N-Out for a real burger

>> No.5254790
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5254790

>"Um yes, can I get 100 apple pies?"

>> No.5254831

>>5251570
Please tell me you're up so early on the 2031st day of december, year 21.

>> No.5254880

4 mcdoubles
Small fries
Small drink

> noone will believe I am a hungry skeleton

>> No.5254945

chicken big mac, mcchicken, 8 piece nuggets and a few ranch tubs. bottled water if you have it.

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>>5252725

>> No.5254992
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>>5251663
Here you are sir, have a nice day! Thanks for coming to McDonald's, we'll see you soon! ;)

>> No.5255016

gonna get some breakfast in an hour or so, what should I get?

i usually snag 3 sausage biscuits and 2 hashbrowns but i am open to suggestions.

>> No.5255031

>>5255016
go for a run instead

>> No.5255032

>>5255031
maybe a walk to start with?

>> No.5255034
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5255034

>>5255016
mcgriddle

>> No.5255037

>>5255032
>being this fat

>> No.5255065

>>5255037
No, I was just suggesting that walk might suit him better, as more than half the people on /ck/ (myself included) are fat and probably can't just 'go for a run'.

>> No.5255076

>>5255031
but i am a young beautiful man who is in pretty good shape

i just really like mcdonalds breakfast

>> No.5255089

Is it true that McDonalds have packets of mayo in Clappistan?

>> No.5255098

One McDouble
One McChicken
Fifteen Orders of pancakes
And a small sprite

>> No.5255106

I'm surprised no one had mentioned the shamrock shake yet... I have yet to taste it, any good?

>> No.5255118

>>5255076
while i wouldn't suggest it simply due to the many unknowns of mass-production
you eat what you like friend
fat people are the ones who can't control themselves and need higher-minded individuals to make the 'smart' decisions for them, since killing them off is 'immoral'

>> No.5255125

>>5251570
>Double cheeseburger please

>*5 minutes into eating* ''Shit I'm a vegetarian''

>And that kids is why you don't go to McDonalds while high

>> No.5255132

>>5255034

one of these plz

>> No.5255262

A big mac with quarter pounder patties instead of regular ones. Extra sauce.

>> No.5255265

>>5255106
If you like toothpaste flavored milkshakes.

>> No.5255385

>>5255265
I love them

>> No.5255733

Yes, hello, I'm sorry to intrude like this m'lady, but uhm you see the thing is I wanted to ask you if it wouldn't be too presumptuous to use the restroom? Decades of vegan diet has left me incontinent.

>> No.5255741

>>5251857
That's some bullshit; I dine McDonald's once per two years and I can still enjoy it.

Unless in those six months you ate no meat, you wouldn't be trained to hate McDonald's that fast.

>> No.5255746

>McDonalds will never bring back the chicken selects
>McDonalds will never make buffalo chicken selects

>> No.5255760

>>5255265
>knowing the taste of toothpaste
Do Americans eat toothpaste?
What is wrong with you?
It's for cooling your CPU, man.

>> No.5255770

>>5251570

>German
>mall nearby gets rebuilt
>go in there after everything's finished
>McDonald's is there
>think I'm a tad hungry, better get a burger
>go up to the counter
>"WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY"
>first time I've ever heard anybody say that
>stand there staring at cashier
>she looks at me
>open mouth
>"Uhhh...."
>-"Yes?"
>"A...burger"
>-"HERE YOU GO HAVE A NICE DAY AND PLEASE VISIT US AGAIN"

Good Lord I hate those premade phrases. Why do they even bother with them, it feels incredibly unpersonal and just weird, like I'm talking to a burgerbot

>> No.5255771

>>5255760
Do you know the toothbrush was invented in Britain?
If it were invented in the US it would be called 'teethbrush'.

>> No.5255774

>>5255760
Usually I taste toothpaste when it's in my mouth

you know, when I'm brushing my teeth. Something a britbong would never understand.

Unless you're talking about thermal paste?

>> No.5255821

>>5255771
The British have over 500 words for crumpet but not a single word for orthodontist.

>> No.5255836

>>5255770
>Good Lord I hate those premade phrases.
I kind of like them because it forces them to be nice.

>> No.5255857

>>5252726
what's the point in doing this if they salt the fries after scooping them into actual containers anyway?
maybe america does it differently though

>> No.5255863

>>5255857
So you're guaranteed fresh fries they make specially for you.

>> No.5255868

>>5251570
Two plain cheeseburgers, large fries, an a small soda pls

>tfw using the term soda in Canada blows their minds

>> No.5255874

20 piece nuggets meal, medium with coke and honey mustard dipping sauce.

>> No.5255889
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>>5252020
I hope you realize you can never set foot inside that McDonald's again.

>> No.5255890

>>5255868
>>5255868
What can a Canadian call soda?

>> No.5255891

>>5255770
>mfw the guy at the corner store mumbles "thank you, please come again" or some shit while staring into space
>every single time

I wouldn't even care if you hate me, so you don't have to read your creepy little script.

>> No.5255905

>>5252128
How can he be a fatty when his autism won't even let him get food?

>> No.5255957

>>5251570
>ahlll gert fowty chikkun nuggertz anda barrel-a iced tee

>> No.5255997

I work at a McDonald's in Southern Ontario, ask me anything ;)

>> No.5256017

>>5255997
how does it feel to be contributing to america's obestity epidemic?

>> No.5256072

>>5255890
pop

>> No.5257271

> arrive at drive-through
> hear this: "hellowelcometomacdonnaldshowareyoumayitakeyourorderwouldyouliketotrymightywings?"
> reply: "Jesus Christ!"
> drive away

>> No.5257312

>>5256017
1) McDonnald's does not contribute to America's obesity epidemic, but people who buy and eat too much of McDonnald's unhealthier menu items do.
2) It is not an obesity epidemic. It is an epidemic of poor self control.
3) Anon is in Canada, not US.

>> No.5257317

a sack dem burgers

>> No.5257535

>>5256017
Less americans = better world.

>> No.5257541

>>5256072
In Maine they say poo op

>> No.5257557

I'll have a quarter pounder meal, 10 piece mcnuggets with BBQ sauce, and a medium shamrock shake

>> No.5257596

>>5257312
cognitive dissonance

>> No.5257978

>>5255836

I prefer natural responses.

>> No.5257980

>>5257271

>tfw I've never ordered at a drive-through because I have trouble understanding people talking through those bad mics and speakers
>and because I'm scared to mess it up and either drive through the entire thing by accident after ordering or that I manage to be so far away from the window that I couldn't take my food

>> No.5258084

>>5257980
> tfw I can't order a double cheese burger, onion rings, and a large orange drink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8bBeGSS30

For me, though, it is rarely speaker quality that hinders effective communication at the drive through. Most of the time, the person taking my order has a thick Mexican accent and there is definitely a language barrier. I'm in the US.

Over time I've learned the following translations:

What they say: "ellowayou"
What they mean: "Hello. How are you?"

What they say: "wekkon to McWendy"
What they mean: "Welcome to Wendy's."

What they say: "I gonna char thurdafi more ten"
What they mean: "That will be 35 cents extra."

What they say: "chalita bunita"
What they mean: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

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>>5251570
> Be Finn
> They're never that strict, they're casual

> Hi
Hey
> What'll you have today
I'll have a big mac meal, make that large, with a coke. I'm eating here
>...
> Sssooo what's you have for a drink?

mfw
Really though they're mostly always nice, especially when it's a girl taking the order and you lean into the counter a bit.

>> No.5258181

>>5257312
>McDonnald's does not contribute to America's obesity epidemic
Portion sizes have gotten incredibly large. You can say that is because of the consumer, but they didn't initiate the portion race.

> It is not an obesity epidemic. It is an epidemic of poor self control.
This is just not true and an attempt to split hairs.

>> No.5258211

>>5258181
Individuals are responsible for the type and quantity of food they eat. The exception is for children. In that case, parents are the responsible parties.

The availability of an unhealthy product is not a cause of its abuse. For example, I have access to alcohol and tobacco, but I am not addicted to alcohol and I do not use tobacco at all. I do tend to eat too much fast food, but that is attributable to my choices, not those of McDonnald's Corporation.

>> No.5258248

>>5258211
Before I proceed, I am going to ask if you are against all forms of government regulations, especially with respect to corporate culture and food.

>> No.5258250

>>5258248
muh gubmint will save you argument?

>> No.5258251

>>5258250
No, I am just curious.

>> No.5258276

>>5258248
I am not against all forms of regulation where government has authority to regulate. However, I would call the large soda ban in NY an abuse of government authority.

>> No.5258290

>>5258276
What are your feelings on tax dollars spent on public education (e.g.: importance of nutrition, exercise, etc.) or regulations which make manufacturers place nutritional information on their products?

>> No.5258296

>>5258290
Public education is a rousing success. We should fund it even more to exponentiate the outstanding level of returns.

>> No.5258313

>>5258290
Ultimately, opinions on the rightfulness of government intervention are irrelevant until we have established ownership of responsibility. If you can convince me that, when McDonnald's offers a glutton-sized option on their menu, that the people have no recourse to eat the appropriate quality and quantity of food, then I will agree that the government should regulate. If, on the other hand, it remains apparent that people have sufficient options to eat healthily or unhealthily as they see fit, then I will say that government should not prevent the glutton-sized option.

>> No.5258322

>>5251570
can i get a snake

just a sanake pls

>> No.5258323

>>5258313
So government-sponsored research and intervention into tobacco use was uncalled for, because whether the health effects were unknown (and suppressed) or not didn't matter.

The people were making a choice and they didn't need people doing fancy research to tell them what it was doing. It should be up to the tobacco company to determine these things and whether or not they should inform their consumers.

>> No.5258350

>>5258323
People already know that eating too much food makes them fat and unhealthy.

>> No.5258362

>>5258350
But they would KNOW that unless the government pissed away billions of dollars 'researching' it.

>> No.5258377

I need an order of chicken nugger, sweer potato and french fried please

>> No.5258414

Egg McMuffin and small OJ.

Or Oatmeal, IDGAF.

Nothing if it's past breakfast; I'm just passing through.

>> No.5258423

>>5258322
ok

>> No.5258427

>>5258423
thanks for you snake i apresiate it

>> No.5258439

>>5257312
>1) McDonnald's does not contribute to America's obesity epidemic, but people who buy and eat too much of McDonnald's unhealthier menu items do.
yes it does, food that mcdonalds serves is addictive
its been proven bro

>> No.5258444

What's the longest you've gone without McDonalds? I'm currently on about 3 years.

>> No.5258446

>>5258362
>pissed away billions of dollars 'researching' it.
you shouldnt talk about stuff you have no idea about

>> No.5258474

Why are everyone of McDonald's Frappes so awful? Especially when they put fucking chocolate chips in it that taste like shit and just makes it awkward to drink.

>> No.5258484

>>5258444
Probably a year, though I'm never keeping track. Currently 6 months. When I do go there, it's because I'm like on the road in the middle of nowhere or something, and need food quickly, and my choices are McD's or a gas station. I could absolutely go the rest of my life without McDonald's no prob.

Taco Bell is another story. I actually get cravings for their shitty food, and have to utilize will power to not go there. :|

>> No.5258490

>>5258439
anything people enjoy can be addictive. but we don't absolve alcoholics and drug addicts of the blame for their vices.

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>>5258484
>Taco Bell
I much prefer making tacos/burritos at home. You can imitate their flavor so easily. Especially their burritos. Throw this shit in any burrito and it tastes like a Taco Bell burrito

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>>5251570
>Can I get an iced latte, please
>"What flavor?"
>No flavor
>"We have vanilla, yadda yadda yadda"
>No flavor, just plain, please
>"What flavor?"
>Just plain, please
>"What flavor?"
>NO FLAVOR
>"What flavor, sir?"
>PLAIN
>"Ok, two fifty nine first window"

>> No.5258520

I'LL HAVE A HOT DOG

>> No.5258519

their salad
has a shit ton of sugar
their fucking salad man

>> No.5258525

>>5258503
if it was a drive thru maybe they misheard "no" as "what"

>> No.5258527

QPC small fry and small plain iced tea
duh

>> No.5258533 [DELETED] 

>>5258525
Yea, and maybe their mother mistook water for vodka.

>> No.5258539

>>5258533
lol

>> No.5258548

Fucking Pakis. Can't understand anything.

>> No.5258553

>>5258520
They serve brats round' here during packer season.

>> No.5258570

>>5253014
why mean? he's having trouble and has come to 4chan for help.

>>5252020

we're here for you faggitron

>> No.5258958

>>5258490
>but we don't absolve alcoholics and drug addicts of the blame for their vices.
maybe not in america, but thats because you're fucking savages

>> No.5258961

>>5258958
sorry we don't coddle people who refuse to learn self control

>> No.5258971

>>5258961
>sorry we don't coddle people who fall victim to genetics, happenstance, circumstances, addiction e.t.c.....
your society is disgusting

>> No.5258986

>>5258971
people who think addiction is some incurable disease are fucking retarded.

>> No.5259002

>>5258971
It must be nice to live in a nanny state and be completely absolved of all personal responsibility. Like being a child, forever.

>> No.5259018

>>5259002
>taking responsibility for your own actions
absolutely disgusting

>> No.5259031

>>5251570
Bring back the goddamn better quality chicken strips and angus beef, you fucking assholes.

>> No.5259041

>>5259002

It must be nice to live in a democratic society free of barbarians and sectarian violence... Like being a child, forever.

>> No.5259043

>>5258986
This.

>> No.5259051

>>5258986

this is why i hate Alcoholics Anonymous.

Step 1: give up.
Step 2: give yourself up to Jesus.

like nigger what? Im here to empower myself, to take control of my life. Take the reigns from the drug and hand it to me. Not fucking jesus!

all the people that go to AA - they have GIVEN UP. They seriously say "I'm not like anyone else. I am an alcoholic. That means every second of my life is different then yours.>"

yeah im sure if a trainwreck is heading your way you won't run in panic. You'll just stand there, next to your beer. Alcoholc.

fuck off. hate peolpe like this. Hate people that have given up on themselves, go to these fucking meetings, and then act condescending to people that haven't given up on themselves yet.

>> No.5259060

>>5259051
Or they are court-ordered, which represents 2/3 of AA's meetings according to estimates.

>> No.5259067

>>5259051


AA IS bullshit. If you need help, go to a real therapist.

/PSA

>> No.5259074
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yeah, could i get the LS&A, thanks faggot.

>> No.5259077

>>5259067
some people aren't given a choice

see-
>>5259060


i do agree, though, an actual therapist seems a lot more helpful than a group of weak minded faggots who truly believe that they have no control over their addictions without the power of faith and whatever other bullshit they're spouting these days.

>> No.5259081

>>5258986
great opinion, you should publish that in Nature and see what the academic communtiy thinks of it

>> No.5259085

>>5259074
>air
>chickens

top kek

>> No.5259093

>>5259081
>see what the academic communtiy thinks of it
the academic community understands that addiction is perfectly possible to overcome. it's those weak minded AA faggots who think otherwise.

that said, the academic community has nothing to do with the opinion that people should take responsibility for their actions. that is the decision of politicians who make laws.

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>>5258490
>>5258958
>>5258961
>>5258971
>>5258986
>>5259002
>>5259018
>>5259041
>>5259043
>>5259051
>>5259060
>>5259067
>>5259077
Thread about Mcdonalds turns into Thread about fucking AA

>> No.5259105

>>5259085
that's what the bacon is for.

>> No.5259107

2 mcdoubles 2 mcChickens (I put em together nigga) medium fries medium root beer

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>>5259093
>brain chemistry has nothing to do with academics

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>>5259109
>he can't overcome his addiction because 'muh brain chemistry guize'

>> No.5259133

>>5259041
Wow, your society has no violence? No sectarian issues? What planet> Certainly not Earth.
Or are you afraid to admit what shithole country you're from?

>> No.5259145

>>5259133

'murika has no fucking religious violence unless you count stupid GOD LOVES FAGS protests and the occasional mass shooting.

i was just saying don't be butthurt cause you live in a 3rd world shithole while other people's biggest problem of the year is which of Hawaii's island to vacation on.

>> No.5259220

>>5259145
murika has religious violence. it's not safe to come out as gay in a lot of places.

>> No.5261077

>>5259128
yes, that is actually the consensus nowadays

>> No.5261085

>>5259093
>the academic community has nothing to do with the opinion that people should take responsibility for their actions
there are academics who devote their life to studying the neurological basis of addiction you dumb shit, where do you think policy comes from?

>> No.5261375

>>5259145
>'murika has no fucking religious violence

I'm going to let you dwell on how stupid this is before you resort to shooting up your local school/workplace in frustration of the empty shell you call your life.

>> No.5261575

>>5255770
dat autism

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Let me have a diablo sandwich and a dr. pepper and make it snappy, I'm in a god damn hurry!

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>>5251570
>ordering anything but the regular mcroyal

>> No.5262110

Do they still have that Bacon Habanero burger? That was tasty.

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>> No.5262177

>>5262066
Canadian detected.

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"Welcome to McDonald's, how can I help you today?"

"Yes, I'll have a steak sandwich."

"I'm sorry sir, but those were discontinued in 1978."

"Well, BRING IT BACK!"

>> No.5262720

>>5254790
Never again...

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>>5262727
>shrimp burger

>> No.5262765

>>5262744
i actually like mcdonalds poutine better than smokes or any of the other hipster places that try and elevate it...

>> No.5262766

>>5255034
These.... Guess I have plans for the morning now

>> No.5262801

yeah can I get two mcdoubles, two mcchickens, and a reese's mcflurry please

>> No.5262809

>>5262747

Fried shrimp is awesome. I'd be all over that ebi burger if it was sold in America.

>> No.5262819

Let me get a Bacon Cheddar McChicken and a BBQ Ranch Burger and that's it.

Thank you

>> No.5262883

So what exactly is there cheese made out of?

>> No.5262921

>>5262883
I try not to eat it by itself. As long as it's mixed with some sort of meat and or bread it's not bad.

I try to wrap the little cheese corners that get stuck to the box or wrapper around fries.

>> No.5262926

>>5251570
Give me back my son!

>> No.5262946

>>5255863
who the fuck cares of the fries are fresh

>> No.5262984

>>5251570
two mc doubles extra pickles

>> No.5262987

>>5262946
....
uh, everyone?

>> No.5263060

>>5252726
as a mcd worker when I was in highschool, fuck you if during busy hour. they are always fucking fresh and they sell fast.

honestly the common items are fresh: nuggets, fries, reg meat/10:1 meat (like on big macs, mcdoubles) if your store is in busy hours which is usually between 12-2 and 5-7.

>> No.5263096

Ten piece McNugget, large fries, and a coke. I'll take sweet 'n' sour sauce with that. And throw on an extra Fillet o' Fish, only mayo on that.

>> No.5263112

>>5255118
What the fuck are you talking about moderation and control are key to weight loss, going cold turkey really lowers your quality of life.

>> No.5263116

double quarter with cheese, tomato and bacon.

small fries, honey mustard sauce

a small strawberry shake, no whipped cream or cherry.

>> No.5263135

>>5263112
Not if you no longer desire it.
I gave up all "processed", "junk" and "fast" foods last year. I just don't want them any more. Eating a primarily vege, fruit, meat and whole grain diet makes me feel good.
I'm actually having to make efforts to eat more calorically now. I'm pretty skinny and low bf% as fuck, i've been losing pretty rapidly since making changes and I don't want to burn muscle or be eating too little. My calorie lack is partly because I don't snack at all though. Like i'll go 5 hours between meals on weekdays and only have eaten 7-900cal out of a 2600-3000 tdee. Even with a big dinner, if it's remotely not junky I won't have eaten over 2k.

You're right though. IMO, general moderation of blatant junk and a lot of walking around are all you really need for weight loss. A lot of reasonably ignorant people have done this and had good results. The key is just committing to lifestyle changes I guess. The more willpower you have, the more you can push yourself.

>> No.5263195

>>5263135
I meant to say i'll only have eaten 7-900cal by the time I get home/pre-dinner, oops. I usually make myself eat a lot for dinner cause I never want to be eating more than a 1k deficit.

Also sorry for rambling on like a whiney cunt. Happens with the best of us yknow.

>> No.5263220

Yes, I would like 7 large orders of fries, and a large Coke. Give me hella ketchup too please.

>> No.5264390

http://youtu.be/9VUhaXCsebM

>> No.5264430

>>5251984
if you ordered this from me, I would do everything in my power to blow a load in your food.

>> No.5264443

>>5251984
I'm not even promiscuous, but as a junior manager I would suck a subordinate's dick if they promised they were a heavy ejaculator, and they would unload over your order.

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>>5251984
>lol

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I want this

>> No.5264714

>>5264443
You're disgusting trash.

>> No.5264741

4 Mcdoubles, no ketchup or mustard
Large fry
2 6-piece nuggs
sweet tea