/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>shilling to basement dwelling neckbeards in the asshole of the internet
>chipotle thinks this is at all profitable

can we just start reporting these threads already

>>5249414

>>5249360
>I've spent almost $1,500 at Chipotle in the past year

Jesus fuck man, how many days a week are you eating there?

>>5249424
looks like every other day

>Applied for a job at Chipotle multiple times for multiple new stores opening up in my county
>Dressed with a tie, slacks, etc for an interview
>Dress like a bum for an interview for a Five Guys opening up in my area
>Get hired

Fuck Chipotle.

>>5249414

get fucked you paranoiac. do you just hang around here 24/7 waiting to vomit your teenage cynicism all over any thread that mentions a fast food brand? jesus christ. you are cancer.

>>5249439
>do you just hang around here 24/7 waiting to vomit your teenage cynicism all over any thread that mentions a fast food brand?
Not the Anon you're replying to, but how's that new media job treating you? I'm sure working from home seemed like a good idea, but this is a crazy hour to be working. Then again, you probably had nothing going on anyways.

Explain to us again the difference between fast food and fast casual. It never gets old.

chicken is a bitch so get a rotisserie

steak is a cinch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUofDcl4KDw
this guy is alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_N169boYQg

this guy is bettter

as for guac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0btmFvw4Ss

she is a great place to start

burritos wont hurt the meal but at the same time wont do it any favors use 2 tortillas just browned a slightly cooked you will understand once you have had a bunch of tacos where the right spot is

>>5249434
You don't want to appear too classy for entry-level food service/retail shit. I found that out when I was between seasonal work and I tried getting a job at a Taco Bell my friend worked at.
I had to call half a dozen times and my buddy had to pester his boss a lot before he finally said "I'm afraid you're going to run off on me the second you get a better job offer. If you promise to stay at least a month, I'll hire you."

>>5249478
Stop talking like a fucking nigger.

>>5249479
Oh really? I'll keep that in mind for when i start applying for Chick Fil A in a couple of months.

>>5249480
this is bait

my flanks

>>5249360
Its your basic Mexican bro I would use tenderloin in stead of breast meat. it sears more evenly than those giant boobies
Coat in cumin, corriander, garlic, salt, pepper, chilli powder
Sear in a pan probably like 2 minutes each side maybe a little less
Then finish in salsa or Pico de gayo with a generous amount of lime

I think chipotle uses a ridiculous amount of salt in their recipe so if you want be liberal in its application. I prefer it with less salt than what they seem to use as im somewhat conscious of my heart health.

OP here
>>5249424
like the other anon said, basically every other day. i used to work right down the street from one and got addicted. finally honed my perfect bowl and now i wanna recreate it.

thanks for the links.
found this site which should prove pretty useful..
http://chipotlefan.com/index.php?id=recipes

If I were you, I'd cook everything in one batch on the weekends, and then put the filling in individual bags for each burrito and freeze it. Already have it chopped and mixed for easy assembly. Same thing with the salsa and picos. (I'm not sure you should freeze pico tho). Guac you would have to prepare on the day of.

>>5250958
this is exactly what i was planning.
why not freeze guac? i read that it stays green for a while frozen if it's stored tightly.

in case its not apparent yet, i basically have 0 cooking experience.

>>5249360
if by steak you mean barbacoa

1/3 cup apple cider vinegar
5 or so garlic cloves
4 tablespoons of cumin
mexican oregano
black pepper
salt
3-4 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
2-3 limes juiced
3-4 chilis in adobo
3/4 cup chicken stock
and 4-5 pounds of chuck
Blend everything accept the bay leaves and meat
Trim the chuck and cut it into large chunks
Brown it on all sides
Put it in the crock pot with the blended ingredients and bay leaves
6 hours on high or low for 10
Pull apart with forks

If there isnt enough sauce to cover the meat then add a little more chicken stock

>>5250977
I think dethawing frozen guac might split it. I dont sure...

Welp, good luck with your quest. I can relate with how much of a pain in the ass it can be to cook for yourself on a busy day. For this reason I'm a crock pot guy. I just throw some chicken breast in a pot with sauce or broth, come back and shred it, and there I can have tacos, sandwiches, salads. Ez.

>>5249439
You should take it as a point of concern and future soul-searching that your utter devotion and incessant posting about a Mexican fast food chain is written off as an attempt at viral marketing.

>>5251077
you realize the guy you quoted isnt OP right

>>5249473
>pretending to be retarded on the internet literally every waking moment of his day
>Then again, you probably had nothing going on anyways
>anyways

My sides, my fucking sides.

>>5251083
Of course he does, but that would ruin his whole faux viral marketing argument that he makes literally every time a Chipotle thread is posted. He doesn't realize that the fact that he's always here proves that advertising here would be pointless because there's no Chipotle in his basement.

I'd try and overcome the instinct that says guac that isn't bright green is bad. The flesh of the avacado exposed to air discolors due to oxidation, the same way a sliced apple does, but it's still safe to eat, and any effect on flavor would be neglible. You can reduce discoloration by adding some lime/lemon, and especially by careful storage with as little air as possible (e.g., cover the surface with Seran wrap), or you can add other chemicals that commercial producers use. But if you're just feeding yourself, I'd just get over it, and just cover it normally.

On the other hand, guac goes bad, just like unsliced avacados go bad...I wouldn't expect a ripe avacado to be good after a week (they can get downright nasty), and the same goes for guac. I'd think half a week is a better target.

Personally I try to make enough for the next day tops. It's super fast to make, if you have a ripe avacado, and just like other veggies (tomatoes, lettuce) it just seems better when it's freshly cut.

If you're really intent on duplicating Chipotle's recipes, a good starting point is their website's "ingredient statement". For guac it says: "Hass Avocado, Red Onion, Jalapeño, Cilantro, Citrus Juice, Salt". You can tinker with amounts or how to slice/mix, but that's all there is to it, shouldn't be hard to figure it out.

>>5252347
It's impossible to mimic the deliciousness of Chipotle, there's a reason they're so popular.

>>5252488
Shill fag.

>>5252521
Why do you engage in such intolerance? This is offensive, anon.

Sam?

>>5252526
You're insistence that Chipotle is good is offensive to me.

>>5252538
Have you considered employment? You can enjoy quality and convenience when you have income, anon.

>>5252488
whoa baby
>mimic
do you see mexican families in that place and mexican grannies serving

Chipotle, to my knowledge is owned & managed by McDonalds.
So strange, & yet so good.
So fucking good.

>>5252532
Harry?

>>5253293
No they aren't, McDonald's left them a long time ago because they didn't agree with their organic, healthy ideals.

all the guerilla marketing in this thread

>>5252560
if my mexican grandmother ran a restaurant, i sure as hell wouldn't eat there.

seriously. she uses the cheapest possible cuts of beef from the ghetto grocery store. her "seasonings" come from those dollar bins.

fuck "authentic" mexican food. mexico is a 3rd world country where the only "culinary tradition" is one predicated upon providing the most amount of calories for the least amount of $$$

at least chipotle tries to make their food taste good, plus their ethical sourcing of their products and how well they treat their customers. i'll spend a few bucks more per burrito just for that

>>5253510
wow learn to troll this is some weak bait


try harder or just give it up completely

>>5253566
>mexicans are clean, industrious people
right!

>>5253566
Are you seriously implying he's wrong? That sounds exactly like what a first generation Mexican woman would consider "food." That's just how it is.

>>5253566
>says the guy who probably eats shitty ground pieces of skirt steak in his tacos

>>5249360
>I know someone on here has worked for Chipotle at one point or another.
You mean the viral marketer?

>>5253572
>>5253616
>>5253619
where they find these people

>>5253566
>>5253680
In all seriousness - and i'm mexican american - traditional mexican cuisine IS peasant food. Not peasant food in a good way like french cuisine or what have you, peasant food as in cow gut stews, tacos with innards and brains, mystery meat sausages aka. chorizo, scrap cuts, mashed up beans with leftover lard. tortillas panfried in pork drippings, and everything drenched in salsa/hot sauce and lime.

Mexican food is unhealthy, cheap, and fattening. I wish real mexican food looked more like Chipotle.

>>5253719
but muh authenticity

>>5253633
Are you ever not here? You should seriously consider sleeping at some point, it's bad enough that you survive on ramen and Hot Pockets.

>>5253719
the village idiot has arrived

>>5253719
thats why in l.a i see mexicans balloon up. especially the kids and women. the men usually work it off with yard and garden work :^)

>>5253633
hahahahahahahaha

There is absolutely no way to reproduce the deliciousness of Chipotle, anon. Also, nuked burritos are disgusting, batch cooking is infinitely inferior to the freshness of Chipotle.

>>5253938
Yeah but a chipotle burrito is like $7 a pop. A DIY burrito probably comes out to something like $1.50.

I don't see why the filling wouldn't freeze well.

>>5253938
I question that "DELICIOUSNESS" seriously what do you have it to compare against
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gy2LbRdoMc

>>5253958
Many people don't eat frozen food, and $7 is a pretty good deal considering the size of the burrito and the quality of the ingredients.

>>5249360
What is chipotle?

>>5254040

It's good for eating out, but you can make it at home for much less.

>>5253719
Like most wetbacks, he feels ashamed of his race and wants to be treated like whitey #ffffff WHITE level.
He will try, he will make fun of their stupid culture and peasent lifestyle.
He will try to drive himself AWAY from his destiny.
And he will fail.
For he is not mexican not murrican.
You will notice son, that you dont belong anywhere.
I feel sorry for you.

>>5254350
The Reconquista must make you pretty sad.

>>5254357
Im crying my heart out.

>>5252560
Im with him.......................

>>5254058
What is Google?

>>5254642
lel wut is viral?

>>5254763
Adorable, it's pretending anyone thinks it can afford a $7 burrito again.

>>5253510
are you kidding me, dude?

Chipotle burritos are disgusting, and most taco trucks have WAY better "mexican food" and burritos for that matter.

if you want to eat serf food, at least get something that's remotely good, god damn.

>>5254807
competing mexican food truck shill detected

>>5254818
you caught me fucking gringo

vete a la verga, mi hermano esta en los Zetas.

>>5254787
u drunk on the job m8

>>5254787
>paying $7 for a burrito

>>5254820
Stop idolazing your criminals you dumb fuck kid.
Thats why your community is in the shitter.

>>5249473
I will never understand you pol faggots.

>>5249360
>I've spent almost $1,500 at Chipotle in the past year

hhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha

what a fucking fag...

>>5253752
>>5253566
>>5253680
so much beaner butthurt

>>5256378
I probably spent twice that last year, I really like me some delicious burritos.

>>5250936
I used those recipes and they turned out great. For the rice one, use the second version.

She's so happy! I'm starving right now. :(

Over priced mexican fastfood? Yeah no thanks, if I'm gonna over pay for mexican food, I'd rather go to a restaurant.

>I live in CA, plenty of awesome cheap mexican food that tastes 10x better than chipotle

>>5257493
>organic produce
>antibiotic and hormone free meats
>"fast food"

You really shouldn't comment if you're not informed about what you're criticizing. You know those Mexicans spring for the best quality meats and organics at their appropriately labeled "hole in the wall" restaurants. And trust me, you don't want to see the conditions of the kitchen your food is being microwaved in.

>>5257537
Yeah, get the fuck out. My local mexican market (carneceria) has better meat than any of the grocery stores around here, including places like whole foods. It's super clean, and they cut the meat themselves. Even us whiteys get good service there. It sounds a lot like YOU don't know what you're talking about.

>>5257547
But chiptloe and mexican restaurants buy the same meat the 'freshness' is more of a label

>>5257493
where do you live? I live in LA and the only mexican food cheaper than chiptole only tastes a bit better than taco bell

>>5257537
'organic' Yes I'm sure everything they use is all from a land untouched by time and industry, and people. Polishing a turd does not change what it is.
>>5257554
Seriously you live in LA, and can't find good mexican food? That's just not believable at all, fucking go outside man.

o i am laffin

>>5257547
0/10

You can't really be this delusional, so you're clearly trolling with absolutely no effort.

>>5249414

i hate /x/ in a lot of ways because of the cries of dis info

this is insane that u think there is this same idea on /ck/

>>5257741
What does this mean? :(

>>5253429

McDonalds divested from Chipotle in 2006, several years before Chipotle started stamping that "organic/healthy" bullshit all over the advertising for their 1500-calorie-bomb football burritos.

Had McDonalds not voluntarily elected to sell off their majority shareholder status, they could have made a lot more money. But regardless McDonalds is singlehandedly responsible for turning Chipotle into a nationally competitive chain capable of uniformly mass producing on such a scale, and still managed to come away from that investment with a couple billion dollars.

Can someone tell me how Chipotle gets their sour cream to the exact appearance and consistency of white paint?

>>5257914
Using healthy, locally sourced, non-GMO ingredients.

>>5257921

I was looking for a recipe not a useless fucking marketing slogan you worthless shill. Go run it up the chain faggot, I'm sure there's someone in your office who has an idea how it's made.

>>5257925
Again, what is Google?

>>5257914
Have you never seen sour cream before? It's always white and looks like it came out of a caulking gun.

>>5257017
>I probably spent twice that last year, I really like me some delicious burritos.
$3,000 on Chipolte alone? That's crazy town. Stupid crazy town. It's what, $7 for a burrito? That's 428 burritos. You bought more than one every single day? What the fuck is this

>>5258867
You'd be surprised, Chipotle is really good for bulking. I've downed a couple burritos easily for lunch easily and that's not even all I'd eat in a day.

>mfw Chipotle

Mexican food will never be as delicious as Chipotle, just give up already.

>>5258844

No, real sour cream looks like, you know, cream. Full of dairy and fat, so it's jiggly and thick and comes out in scoops. But Chipotle's sour cream is basically a pourable liquid.

>>5258703

Do your job asshole. You have a customer inquiry that needs addressing, referring me to Google is not a remotely acceptable or helpful response. I will fill out a bad comment card on this I swear to god. You started this thread you better be able to keep it relevant to the fucking excuse you used to disguise it as legitimate discussion.

>>5259139
>real sour cream looks like cream
OK.

>it's thick and jiggly and comes out in scoops
What? You just said it looks like cream.

>But Chipotle's sour cream is basically a pourable liquid.
Yes, like cream!

>5257914
Chipotle makes their sour cream fresh. You're probably confused because you've never had this before. The stuff in the plastic tub in the supermarket has various additives in it. You just think of that kind as "normal" because not many places bother to make sour cream. Try making it yourself some time. Pic related--it's whats in normal supermarket sour cream. See the careegean, maltodextrin, guar gum, etc? Those are artificial thickeners used to stabilize the stuff you get at the supermarket. Chipotle's doesn't have that, therefore it's consistency is different.

>>5259195
>all those chemicals

And people are totally fine consuming this at their roach motel taquerias, it's just gross.

>>5259099
>hipster garbage
>mexican
even referring to it as texmex would be generous

>>5259139

> No, real sour cream looks like, you know, cream. Full of dairy and fat, so it's jiggly and thick and comes out in scoops. But Chipotle's sour cream is basically a pourable liquid.

there's different types of sour cream! In fact, the more authentic ones are more liquidy becaue they don't put random garbage in it.

Like... have you ever had god-tier canadian sour cream? its liquid. Mexican sour cream is also on the liquid side. Russian sour cream gets to the consistency your'e expecting... french people have a bunch of sour cream of different kinds... but almost all american sour cream is just super-thick and fake.

oh, this applies to mayo as well. REAL mayo is liquidier then Best Foods.

>>5259195
I have a plastic tub of Daisy brand sour cream in my fridge right now and the only ingredient is "Grade A cultured cream".

>>5259283
yes, and if it weren't chilled it would be runny

>>5259286
I think the fact that this even needed to be said is just bizarre. I joke about them surviving on packaged ramen and Hot Pockets, but things like this have to really make you wonder.

>>5259394
Ramen? Sure, but you can't eat hot pockets with chopsticks so doubtful. Maybe pizza rolls

That big burrito and those long slender fingers... kinda creepy. I need a burrito.

>>5259928
>creepy

I'd split my burrito with her any day, are you some kind of racist?

>>5260585
No, but I know a gold digger when I see one. She'd demand the whole burrito.

>>5260585
>implying asians aren't a strange inhuman species of effeminate men and nightmare tier crazy women.

>>5261731
>effeminate men

Is that why Japanese women refuse to have sex with the men anymore? Is crossdressing, anime and figurines literally wiping out an entire race of people? I mean, I can't blame them, that shit is woman repellent, but damn.

Why does it have to be so amazing, /ck/?! I spend so much money eating Chipotle every day.

>>5261781
Do Japanese or Asian women into white dudes? I've never lived around enough of them to tell.

>>5262164
I'm dating a Korean and according to her Koreans in general tend to be more accepting of the whites.

>>5259267
seeing that I come a TEJANO family I find this disturbing

chipotle is not even on my radar since it is meant for queers

>>5261781
Japanese people are having just as much sex as everyone else. The problem is married couples don't do it with each other and nobody is having children

>>5262496
>Japanese people are having just as much sex as everyone else

Nope, Japanese women want nothing to do with Japanese men, it's why those host bars exist. I'm so glad they're dying off.

>>5259139

This literally might be the dumbest post I've seen on /ck/ all year. How does it feel to be that retarded?

>>5262556
I live in Japan and you read about Japan on the internet

>>5262611
So you're an obese permavirgin in Japan. Congrats on the radiation?

>>5249360

$1,500.... I don't even spend that much on food in a year. You need to get your food budget under control bro and learn how to cook. All that processed restaurant crap is too expensive and is going to make you obese and feel like crap because it is loaded with too much stuff like salt and fat.

>>5261781
>>5262496

The Japanese have a public face and private face. They don't discuss or air personal issues in public. When westerners go over there and ask them how often they have sex they aren't going to tell you the truth because that would be shameful and rude to discuss in public. That sort of information is kept between husbands and wives and BFs and GFs. In general they have as much sex as everyone else, but they do tend to use a lot of contraception and abortion.

>>5262695
>Chipotle
>processed

Pick one. Chipotle is for people who leave their homes. Have you ever even had a job?

>>5262704
I think you're lost, this is the board for normal people. Here you go >>>/jp/ little guy.

That delicious charred chicken. MY BODY IS READY!

>>5262725
>no black beans, sour cream or fajita veggies

This is far from a proper burrito bowl.

>>5262953
>fajita veggies
>burrito bowl
You... you monster!

>>5262988
What are you implying? Fajita veggies are a burrito bowl must.

I worked at chipotle in southern california.. I was a cook. and let me tell you... the kitchen area and prep station was a mess. even I refuse to eat there.

but, you can get a quesadilla pizza.
quac instead of sauce. meat as usual and fajitas to finish it off.

>>5249360

>>5263276
>I've never had Chipotle

>>5263280
them you do not understand what mediocre is

>>5262692
>Implying a single one of those statements is true

Tokyo has lower radiation than Paris at this point btw.

>>5263695
Literally no one cares, you'll still die a virgin fatass. >>>/jp/

>>5263269
I worked at taqueria in southern california.. I was a cook. and let me tell you... the kitchen area and prep station was a mess. even I refuse to eat there.

>>5264778
You don't want to see the kitchen in any taqueria, trust me.

>MFW CHIPOTLE

Oh God, if they actually stop selling guacamole I will be truly heartbroken. They have the absolute best guacamole :(

>>5252347

You can freeze pureed avocados with a squeeze of lemon or lime. You'll lose the texture but the flavour stays just the same.

>>5265212
Frozen avocados... that doesn't sound gross at all.

>>5264778
the filthy corporate lies never end

>>5265852
You'd be suprised that it's more honest in the really large companies than most people want to know. The hippies hate the shit but are the most hypocritcal cunts that ever walked the planet.

Big companies in general sometimes have to be honest because they're under the most scrutiny.

>>5265855
wow even bigger bullshit than the last

im not sold

>>5265861
Chipotle upholds health code standards, what else do you need to know? They have an open kitchen, it doesn't get any more honest than that.

>>5265883
>health codes

Way to be smug ans cultureless, stept off your pedestal.

>>5249360
move to San Diego or LA faggot and eat actual Mexican food

If chipotle isn't overrated I do not know what is

>>5249360
George?

>>5265998
Five Guys

>>5265992
>he wants roaches and mold in his nuked taqueria food

sick and tired of this shit fucking thread it never fucking ends and every 8 hours some no good faggots bumps it

once this shit drops off another shitpotle horseshit thread before the day is over

get your shit together co/ck/suckers

>>5267228
It's really not healthy to be this emotionally invested in an anime imageboard. This irrational anger is very childish.

>>5267500
>found the Shitpotle shill

>>5267508
>he's still pretending to be a retard on his favorite anime fansite

Your parents must be so proud.

>>5267508
>he's not a member of the Church of Chipotle

For shame, anon. Do you not care about your health?

>>5267805
Our father, who art in free range cattle pastures, organic be thy name. Thy health-conscious kingdom come, thy sustainable production will be done in Middle America as it is in Chipotle. Give us this day our daily burrito, and forgive us our transfats as we have forgiven McConsumers. And lead us not into Taco Bell but deliver us from obesity. Amen.

>>5267523
>this much faggotry
So, this is what being a bitch bottom does to someone. Huh....

>>5267826
>but deliver us from obesity
You done fucked up.

>>5267839
You're not even making sense anymore, I think you may actually be a retard. On the internet. On an anime imageboard. Oh God, I don't want to catch this.

>>5267851
You've already caught the retard, retard. You're purposely bumping a Shitpantle thread. And you like it. That's the very definition of retard, dumbass.

>>5267889
Chipotle is delicious and nutritious, you Godless toiletbitch.

>>5267908
>godless toiletbitch

what does this even mean

>>5268220

his soul that is only worthy of being shat on will be cast down into hell by G-d.

>>5268220
Swearing can be magical. There’s the old classics like asshole and dumbass that when used right can give you that cool 50s vibe. There’s the retro terms like bitchtits and fuckwit that’ll remind you of older movies and chainsmokers in resturaunts. And there’s the new age stuff like cumguzzler or cockgoblin that makes you tingle inside.

But sometimes someone comes up with someone so creative that it’s on a whole other level. Something like godless toiletbitch that just sends your brain into a frenzy. “How did he think of that?” “How does he do it?” You have to respect these people. They’re the trailblazers, forging a beautiful path of swearing into the future. God bless these brave bastards.

>>5268327
This... this is poetry. Thank you, anon.

>>5268767
Why are you so upset that people can afford a Chipotle burrito?

>mfw learning you can get a burrito wrapped in a cheese quesadilla

>>5267908
Typical Shipantle knobhobbler. Go back to drinking your own spooge.

>>5268327
Douchebag and cunt are often appropriate as well.

>>5268730
He uses his tounge perttyer than a 20 dollar whore.

>>5268777
Care to translate this into adultspeak?

>>5257914
Their sour cream comes in pretty big chilled bags and needs to be stirred up to get any sort of thickness, too bad that's considered secondary to "make yourself useful and clean the entire restaurant" on` your downtime.

>>5269326
wow anon you are responding to a post made over 100 hours ago

>>5269342
Thanks, you too!

>>5269349

>>5269351
>he made a special picture to voice his butthurt

I lol'd.

ALL HAIL YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE CHIPOTLE BURRITO!

And if your burrito isn't at least as big as your head, you're doing it wrong!

>>5270248
Get out, little piggie.

>>5270250
Chipotle is perfect for bulking, bro. I can eat two without even really trying, and I get practically everything in them.

>>5270354
Make a burrito at home that doesn't cost you much more than it should and bulk responsibly.

>>5270366
I'm good, I don't really want to eat a nuked burrito on my lunch break. You don't really need to worry about saving a couple bucks when you're gainfully employed.

>>5262042
It's the textures my friend the textures.

>>5270409
>implying you're gainfully employed
>implying Shitpantle isn't shit pants.

>>5270600
>that projection

I bet you went there as a treat, saved up your chump change, and when they charged you $2 for guac... OH THE HUMANITY!

This is why you're mad, aren't you. Because you went to a fast food restaurant, for a treat.

>>5270603
Nope. Never eaten at Shitpotle, and never will. And most of my friends don't eat there either. There's way too many better burritos out there. I don't need their mass market overhyped turd logs.

>>5270614
>Shitpotle
Delicious tears.

go to local mexican place:
>staffed by illegal immigrant women earning less than min. wage to support their 5 kids
>kitchen is dirty as fuck, all the cookware is old as fuck
>steak in the "steak" burrito is little pieces of overcooked gristle
>refried beans taste like they've been refried one too many times
>only 2 types of salsa: verde o roja

go to chipotle:
>staffed by young, "foodie" types excited and enthusiastic about they they serve
>kitchen is clean as a whistle since you can see all of it from the counter
>ethically sourced, organic, gmo free, gluten free steak cooked fresh right in front of you
>fresh, perfectly cooked rice and beans
>loads of different kinds of salsas to suit your mood and palate at the time

fuck "authentic" mexican food.

>>5270631
>bad b8 m8

Isn't time for you to shove another tortilla dong in your cornhole?

>>5270652
You've gone full retard. Never go full retard.

>>5270654
I just think that you sounded like an angry 12 year old.After this post I'm positive you are.

>>5270661
I'm positive you're and idiot with zero taste buds or cooking skills. Sounds like you need to wedge that tortilla dong further up, how else will you be able to give yourself your daily "ethically sourced, gmo free, organic gluten free" watery tasteless salsa enema?

>all this drama and butthurt

How are you people so sensitive to feel so strongly about a stupid chain restaurant? Do you burst into tears whenever you set foot outside the basement?

>>5270667
>I'm positive you're and idiot
You were saying?

>>5270667
fuck off u peese of shit. enjoy your e coli

Ugh, I hate Chipotle's meat so much. If I have to get a burrito from there, I get it with just veggies and no rice.

>>5270652
>go to chipotle:
>staffed by young, "foodie" types excited and enthusiastic about they they serve

lolno they are staffed by a bunch of latinos to make it seem authentic.

Also, fuck you.

>>5249439
THIS

>>5259099
Ugh spoken like a true white person.

>>5270769
>lolno they are staffed by a bunch of latinos to make it seem authentic.
>implying latinos aren't in literally every restaurant and service job

jesus christ /ck/, how sheltered are you guys?

>>5270779
That must be because regular Americans don't want jobs in the restaurant and service industry or aren't willing to do the hard work required in the restaurant and service industry.

>>5270876
no, it's because there's a MARKETING conspiracy to make neckbeards think chipotle is authentic.

>>5270885
SMH. I was pointing out the shitty rebuttal given when people make legitimate arguments about illegal work in the farming industry.

>>5270889
2deep4me

I usually don't make assumptions about someone's citizenship or work eligibility based on their ethnicity or language. Latino is a pretty broad concept

>>5270766
>no rice
what do you fill it with then, anon?

ITT: Church of Chipotle brethren and Godless heathens.

Invite Chipotle into your heart while you still can, anons.

>>5270911
I fill mine with delicious meats, pinto and black beans, white rice (no cilantro/lime juice), fajita veggies, sour cream, guac and the hottest salsa they have. Jalapeno Tabasco is top-tier too.

I'm gluten intolerant and there's a Chipotle across the corner from my job. It's saved my stomach several times when I've been on long shifts and need a quick lunch.

>tfw I will never enjoy a real Chipotle burrito

>>5271482
>mfw people pay $10 for a burrito of subpar fillings

>>5271504
What do you mean?

i love burritos

real mexican burritos they have something that fills my heart with joy

I would not enjoy life without real mexican burritos

Accept no substitute

>>5271544
This is without a doubt the best Chipotle thread so far. How can you people hate these threads?!

>>5271561
Too much shilling, it gets annoying fast.
Plus the chipotle chain sucks cunt.

People that have only lived in big cities and have never left them need to get out from time to time and visit other places in the USA.

How come you chipotle shills aren't shilling sbarro as well?

>>5271561
>hate

what are you going on about ... this is a love burrito's real burritos post

are you off your meds

>>5271568
bu... bu... I want to make burro buritos.

>>5271572
you know burro meat is good

mule is sweeter iirc

you know jerky style then toasted back to goodness ... now that's real mexican food faggot

>>5249424
Not that guy but back before I dropped out of college and moved back home I ate there for lunch pretty much every day, since it was close to my school and better than the other alternatives, and fuck going home and then coming back for my afternoon classes. Could be a similar situation.

>>5271572
like this huh

have you any recipes i may like to try

>>5271565
Are you still pretending multibillion dollar corporations believe you can afford a $7 burrito? You do realize that you'd have to leave your basement and have money to eat at Chipotle, right?

>>5254058
>what is chipotle?

a place you go eat so you can win arguments on /ck/ that nobody's having.

>>5272254
>>5272403
>bumping this thread 1000s of hours after the last post
VIRAL MARKETERS DETECTED
IM CALLING THE COPS

>>5272455
>implying I'd let the only thread I bother participating in die

The Church of Chipotle is eternal. Chipotle is life.

I like tacos

I heard chipotle tacos are the best

>>5249434
five guys is a winner compared to chipotle

I cooked and managed at Chipotle. The marinade arrives pre-made so there is no recipe available. I would suggest buying a can of chipotle peppers (in sauce) and puree them. That will be the closest you can get to the marinade.

>>5272794
have any secret family recipes nana

>>5272731
Indeed, Chipotle does have the best tacos.

>>5272963
wow looks like a seagull dropped a huge deuce in the one taco

>>5272963
Those are fucking mom-jeans tacos.

>>5272978
>fucking mom-jeans tacos
sides... in.... orbit.

>>5253293
They lent some venture capital, and then got out (too soon). I'm sure they regret not still owning it. I know Chipotle is happy either way. They're doing fine, and owe their early expansion seed money to McDs.

But, in no way shape or form did they influence or assist Chipotle or had a thing to do with the restaurants, other than a big fat loan. So, it's just like a thing people like you love to repeat to each other as you stand in line, and admire the urban steel meets ikea "coolness."

>>5259139
>No, real sour cream looks like, you know, cream. Full of dairy and fat, so it's jiggly and thick and comes out in scoops. But Chipotle's sour cream is basically a pourable liquid.
I guess you've never seen mexican crema. Hint. It's not sour cream, but it is pourable cream.

>>5272989
only suckers think this stands as fact

I like how people in bumfuck whiteass towns in Missouri or Kentucky who have never eaten real Mexican food nor seen a real Mexican think Chipotle is suuuuch good Mexican food.

Buncha uncultured idiots who think they're livin la vida loca now. I say this as a whiteass from San Jose.

This shit is popping up all over California now but fuck them. I'd take a taco truck or local taqueria over this over priced shit any day. $1.50 for guac? Fuck you.

>>5270652
How much is Chipotle paying you and where do I sign up?

>>5273015
>he prefers the cheapest quality meats and produce over Chipotle's antibiotic and hormone free meats and organic produce

>>5273066
But when would you have time to pretend you're a retard on an anime fansite? You seem to really enjoy this activity for whatever pathetic reason.

>>5270652

what shithole do you live in?

the GOATest of all time mexican restaurant in my town is a little shithole where the dude at the counter uses a fucking *calculator* to ring you up and some old mexican grandma is making tortillas with a cast iron tortilla press from Pancho Villa era.

motherfucking chefs from all corners of the globe come here.

there is a line out the door (literally) every second of every day, consisting primarily of extremely wealthy people who eat USDA prime filet mignon prepared by 5 star chefs every other day of the week

>>5273071
>implying you know anything about mexican food besides the gossipy folklore of other redneck white people.

Way to stay ignorant, anon.

>>5249360

>This thread is filled with angry mexicunts

So tell me, Mexicunts, how does it feel being the Poland of Latin America?

>>5273080
GTFO and go back to /pol/

>>5272731
Eh, they're ok. Their crispy tacos don't have trans-fat, but getting them to go makes them soggy as hell.

>>5273082

>being this mad

Don't try to deny it. I'm Argentinian and everywhere I go, all I hear is hate towards Mexico.

>>5273090
IDGAF what you are or where you go, but this board is for food and cooking, not /pol/ or /int/ shit.

>>5273071
Seriously not all taquerias are shitholes. A lot of them use locally grown foods and use locally butchered meat. They're just as clean as any corporation.

Do you really SEE where you food is coming from at Chipotle? The answer is no. It's delivered from who knows where in fucking boxes.

Can we make a containment board called /cp/ where all the Chipotle shills can talk about their favourite subject?

And talk about Chipotle too

>>5273105
Every taqueria I've even been to in Cali and Texas has been shady as hell. This is how honest Chipotle is to their customers.

>>5273127
Can we get a containment board called /wf/ where all the neckbeards can jack off to Asian food?

And talk about Asian food too

>>5249479
>You don't want to appear too classy for entry-level food service/retail shit

It's like this for stuff like Gamestop too.

I shave, clean up, go in and ask for an application. Fill it out, bring it back. Go back once a week for a month and a half to remind the manager I'm interested (as was suggested by my job coach) freshly shaved and dressed in good clothes (meaning not t-shirt and such).

Never hear back from them. Figure they're not interested, then one day I go in and see their newest hire, a not-quite-hyperbole clone of me, except he's black.

Found out later he got hired on-the-spot. Went in wearing t-shirt and shorts, asked for an application, manager said "No need, welcome aboard" without even finding anything out about him.

>>5262709

People who eat 3 thousand dollars worth of Chipotle a year won't be leaving their house any time soon. They'll eventually become so obese and sick they'll go on disability.

>>5273127
this

>>5273161
I don't even have to ask if you're American, you guys have absolutely no concept of portion control. "I must get the entire burrito into my head as quickly as possible!" My burritos are always two separate meals.

>>5273130
It doesn't pay to be such a scaredy cat. You're missing out on so much gloriousness. Because that's all that is, is paranoia and fear.

>>5249434
>>5249479
Managers who use that logic are usually incompetent. I used to manage a restaurant and my peers who'd think like that rarely thought for themselves. They appealed to so called common knowledge like that and never actually figured out the people they were interviewing or considering for jobs. Not surprisingly these people usually also had substance abuse problems and were constantly making insane irresponsible business decisions nearly all the time. It really made me distrust people who spout stuff like oh I'm afraid you'll leave for a better job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj2MJnTunuo

>>5273178

You have no idea. One of my best friends is no shit 500lbs. I've seen the dude eat entire buckets of fried chicken in one sitting before.

>>5273190
>One of my best friends is no shit 500lbs.
I literally could not be friends with someone that fat. Are you ever embarrassed to be in public with him?

A high school buddy developed some pretty serious mental health issues and got really fat when I was away in university. I would see him 1-2 times a year and one time I was literally speechless when he opened the door and I saw that he was like 300+ lbs.

We went bowling once and his gut was falling out of his shirt. When we ate in public it was sad. He ate SO MUCH and was like a pig working away at it.

>>5253345

Hermione?

What kind of tortillas do people use when making burritos? They're clearly different from the types sold in supermarkets. Less flour or something

>>5273226

I'm not embarrassed to be with him. I just don't like how he won't change or try to lose weight and that his mom and grandparents really ruined him. He is nearly 30 and hasn't had a job in nearly a decade. The guy doesn't drive either. They've turned him into a sort of gigantic baby they feed garbage all day.

Like most people who are his friends, I've given up trying to help him get a job, learn how to drive, or lose weight. I'm not willing to drop him as a friend though. That sort of thing isn't cool.

>>5273448
>Like most people who are his friends, I've given up trying to help him get a job, learn how to drive, or lose weight. I'm not willing to drop him as a friend though. That sort of thing isn't cool.
With my fat friend, I was concerned about him and tried to help him out whenever I was around or just via phone/email. As I stated before, he had some serious issues and maintaining communication was difficult for him.

It took a few years, but eventually I did give up trying to help him out and didn't bother worrying about him.

I feel like this was the beginning of us growing apart and it made me feel guilty. Because even though you may hang out with them and wish them happiness, to watch a good friend kill their self slowly and be miserable and not try to help them is a terrible thing. It's almost like enabling. I had some conflicting feelings when I made the effort to forget about him in this respect and just be the guy that stops by for a beer and to talk.

My buddy is probably like yours: no one can help them, they have given up along with everyone else, and whatever fleeting pleasure they get is probably the best thing they can hope for.

>tfw never had chipotle
;_;
w-what does it taste like?

>>5273498
It's a goddamn salt-bomb with too much soy, but it's hella savory and very hearty and filling. For fast food, it's a step above in that it actually has some fiber and nutrients from the beans and salsa. It's good every once and a while, to keep the salt from wearing your tastebuds down.

>>5273558
Sounds like good drunk food. What's the majority of their clientele then?

>>5273562
fedora/beard/sleeved core

The other day, I was at the cell phone place getting my phone repaired, and right across the parking lot is a Chipotle. As I'm standing at the front window looking outside, waiting, I see this guy...in low rise skinnies, a plaid flannel, with short hair and beard, sleeved out on both arms, come out of Chipotle and get in a 1980s Mercedes diesel (the #1 car for discerned hipsters everywhere). I had a barely controllable urge to run out there and beat the crap out of him. Then after that, I watched as several different groups of fat, tattooed, tank top wearing dykes (yes, I'm sure they were dykes) walk in and out with their nasty ass burritos the size of their fat arms.
Chipotle, not even once.

>>5273566
that should have read *short hair and a full beard*

>>5273568
Can you not grow a full beard, anon? It's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>5273071
Prefers taste over bland. No fucking way.

>>5273707
Why don't you just go to Walmart and the dollar store and buy the cheapest shit yourself? If you're going ghetto, why not go all the way?

>>5274473
the thread that needs deleting

>>5274481
Why, anon? Not kawaii enough for you?

>>5274557
I think he was saying a thread about Walmart and dollar store ingredients would need deleting while this one is perfection.

Look at this based Chipotle kids meal.

#nutritiousasfuck

>>5274679
That is a lot of food for a kid's meal. That's larger than any meal I eat and I'm a big guy.

>>5274783
>I'm a big guy.

>>5274795
somebody get this hot head outta here

>>5274795
my dick is big

>>5274810
nobody cared who you were til you took off the pants

I used to come here regularly, but I stopped well over a year ago. I come back, and the first fucking thread is about Chipotle.

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>5274795
FOR YOU

>>5274783
Was getting the kids meal part of your plan?

>>5274783

>big guy

>eating at cheaphotel
>ever

>>5274783

BANE?

>>5274783

for yuo

>>5274783
A LOTTA FOOD FOR A KID'S MEAL

>>5274783

>I'm a big guy.

>>5274783
it would be extremely painful

>>5274783
For me.

Pack your things everyone, Reddit has arrived.

>>5274870
Back to reddit you go.

>>5274870
Of course... Mr.Anon refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.

>>5274783
If you don't eat a smaller meal,will you die?

>>5274870
At least you can talk. Tell me about yourself,why are you so butthurt?!

>>5274870
They'll expect one of us to be shitposting in the thread brother.

>>5274783
you're the big guy

>>5274870
later faggot

>>5274873
or perhaps he's wondering why would someone shitpost a thread and then try to derail it

>>5274783
Well, congratulations! You got yourself a kid's meal! Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>5274875
>>5274878
>>5274884
>>5274888
>>5274890

>>5274870
Hot head

>>5274896
It doesn't matter, it'll be reposted as soon as it hits post limit. :D

>>5274896
CRASHIN G THIS THREAD....

WITH NO SURVIVORS

fucking /tv/

>>5274902

>>5274783
being a big guy round these boards can be tough, real tough. when you get the oppertunity, you should kill yourself

U are sick

2 much chipotle

>>5274908
It doesn't matter what board I'm from. What matters is my plan.

>>5274783
want toothpick a fite?

>>5274783
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MANAGED TO GET YOURSELF FAT

WHAT'S THE NEXT MEAL IN YOUR MASTER COURSE?

>>5274783
You're a kid's meal

FOR TWO!

>>5274783

>LOTTA FOOD FOR A KID'S MEAL!

>>5274922
You really need some fresh air, anon. You've been enabled too long, you need the sun.

>>5274926

>CRASHING THIS PLATE

>>5274938
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>5274938
now's not the time for fresh air, that comes later

CHIPOTLE SHILLS ARE CANCER ON THIS BOARD and that is putting it nicely

>>5274783
If I take away your hot pockets, will you die?

>>5274944
>implying you've seen the sun in months

>>5274783

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>5274947
a lot of loyalty for an anonymous poster

>>5274947
Oh, you're just a butthurt /ck/ neckbeard. Ok then, carry on. You're wasting your time. :D

>>5274783
At least you can talk

>>5274783
Maybe he's wondering why would you eat a kid's meal

>>5274783
Bravo, Alan

>>5274938
About the whole "no memes" thing... I'm not sure I feel as strongly about it as you do.

>>5274783
UUUU

>>5274958
You're not even speaking with the same thought process as a normal human being anymore. You really need to get off 4chan for a while, I don't even know what any of this means.

>>5274938
I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

this thread is one of the worst things that's happened to this board in a while

>this thread

>>5274783
When it's done, when the meat is completely eaten, then you will have my permission to die.

>>5274969
Dude, you've been talking to yourself for a while now. This is /tv/ neckbeard level creepiness.

>>5274969
Now's not the time for fear, that comes later

>>5274947
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE THE WRONG ANIMAL THERE, SIR!

>>5274915

>>5274969
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

>>5274983
THE FIRE RISES

>>5274969

somebody get this hothead outta here

>>5274783
BANE?

>>5274810
Maybe you're being unrealistic about what's really in your pants other than your wallet.

>>5274783
THREE STINKIN DAYS

>>5274992
THIS ISN'T A WALLEEEEEEE-

>>>/co/59845289

>>5274966
>I don't even know what any of this means.
Oh, boy, you are in for a show tonight, son!

FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU

>>5274998
Why would I be here tonight? It's Friday night during spring break, I'll be out tonight. You'll still be here talking to yourself on 4chan.

>>5275020
>negroid in the center

>>5275020
PERHAPS HE WAS WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD TELL A MAN

BEFORE THROWING YOURSELF OFF OF THIS WEBSITE

>>5275020
I was raised believing that I would eventually be together with a girl; that was my life beyond 4chan. I can't just move on.

>>5275020
>Why would I be here tonight? It's Friday night during spring break, I'll be out tonight
>It's Friday night
>I'll be out tonight

of course you will

>>5275020
SPRAANG BRAAKE FOREVER YA'ALLLL!!

>>5274783

>>5274783
DR ARTERY I'M LIPID

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
FOR

YOU

>>5274783

>>5274783
FOR


YOU

>>5274783
FOR
YOU

>>5274783
FOR ° YOU

IF YOU TAKE THIS OFF WILL I DIE?

>>5249360
>I've spent almost $1,500 at Chipotle in the past year

What is wrong with you?
If you stop eating Chipotle, will you die?

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
FOR
YOU

>>5274783
FOR
YOU

>>5274783
FOR
YOU

>>5274783
FOR

YOU

4u

>>5274783
HE DIDN'T DIGEST SO GOOD

>>5275461
It would be extremely painful

>>5274783
>cleaning this plate
>WITH NO LEFTOVERS

>>5274783
WAS GETTING FULL PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
you're pretty big

>>5274783
Was this even intentional?

>>5249429
>other

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
FOR YOU

>>5274783
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF!

WHY DO YOU WEAR THE MASK?

okay what is going on here?

>>5277475
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

>>5277475

It doesn't matter what's going on here, what matters is our plan

>>5277475
WE'RE CRASHING THE THREAD


WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>5277475
NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR

>>5277475
NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING

>>5274783
Lotta loyalty for a big guy 4u!

>>5274783
I'm using the automatic French translator for Google Chrome and when I sw this post it had a mustache. WTF?! Is this intentional or was it edited out for American audiences?

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BRAVO NOLAN

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What the fucking fuck.

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NOW

THIIIISSSSS

IS SHITPOSTING

>>5277614
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>mfw 7 of these were mine

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A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

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