/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>viral marketing

looks good. id eat it.

Where'd you get that sandwich with quality Boar's Head deli meat?

>>5232594
At this deli convenience store with great selection of root beers.

No. I recently changed the way I'm eating. That looks like it has a days worth of calories in it.

>>5232608
Definitely. Me myself gotta get back on track. Good thing I lost 32 pounds back then. 30 more pounds and I'm looking good lol

>>5232586
>>>>>/v/

>>5232613
>>>>>>

Good job.

fuck yes I would.

>>5232581
I can't even tell what the fuck is in it. I can barely recognize the tomato. So...no, I guess.

>>5232622
There's tomato in that mess?

>fast food tomatoes

no

>>5232615
Thanks you :)

>>5232632
No it's not fast food tomatoes

Looks like way too much raw onion for my tastes.

>>5232643
No onion.

It was: Roast beef
Nacho cheese
Doritos cheese chips
Olives
Black pepper
Vermont cheese and American cheese
Tomatoes
Lettuce.
And bacon.

"Cheesy heaven"

Why would i eat a half eaten sandwich?

The rice seems very unnecessary, but yeah I would for sure if I was hungry.
Meat looks great.

if i want my cholesterol levels to rise into the sky yes *goosebumps* :P :D

>>5232608
must be hard burning calories when your'e on heels walking 50 strides per hour

>>5232581
No, that looks pretty revolting.

>>5232644
>"Cheesy heaven"
Various processed cheeses don't constitute "cheesy heaven". It sounds like a sandwich a kid would make when he is at home alone on Saturday and has to make lunch for himself.

looks great aside from the rice, who the fuck puts rice on a sandwich

1/2 eaten sandwich

Honestly, I wouldn't.
When a sandwich has that much shit on it, I don't want it.

>>5232644
Fuck fucking fuck yes

>>5233661
where are you seeing rice?

>>5232581
looks dry

>>5232581
>>5232583
>tomatoes

>>5236435
>not eating fruit

>>5236439
>seriously putting tomatoes on sandwiches

enjoy your artificially ripened water eggs sogging up your sandwich

>>5236444
>I'm a pleb without a garden and too socially retarded to go to a farmers market

>>5236444
See, this is what happens when people aren't taught to cook or anything about properly preparing food. They have no idea how foods are supposed to be eaten.
I put tomatoes on nearly every sandwich I make, and it's NEVER soggy. Ever. Because I know how to prep the tomatoes.

>>5236455
>implying you have a choice if you order a sandwich

all sandwich tomato apologists spew that same garbage

>>5236459
>put the tomato away from bread
>it slides around and squishes juice everywhere
>put it near the bread
>squishes juice into the bread

loose/loose

>>5236482
Well the fact that you can't spell "lose" speaks volumes.
That said, it's not about where you put the fucking tomato, it's how you prep the tomato. Tomatos for use on sandwiches should be de-seeded and salted prior to making the sandwiches, because it will remove the water from the tomato slices, taking away the chance of them making the sandwich soggy. Tomatoes are absolutely essential on certain sandwiches. Lrn2cook.

>>5236444
I bet this pleb puts ketchup on her sandwiches to compensate for not having a nice juicy tomato.

>being this pleb
>having that immature of a pallet

>>5236482
>>5236444
How does it feel to be as retarded as you are?

>>5236508
>>5236503
>>5236493

i see the TIDF is in full swing today

>removing water from a fruit composed of 95% water

you cant stop the sog m8

>>5236529
Don't let the tomegor touch the bread.

>>5236493

what the actual fuck

nigga just eat the tomato, most of the flavour from the tomato is in the pulp anyway

deseeding and salting honestly what a load of prissy bullshit

>>5232581
>>5232583
If you took out all the crap above the cheese, sure.

>>5236558
You're an idiot and devoid of subtlety.

>>5236529
>mfw people who can't cook actually believe this.

>>5236587

>devoid of subtlety.

and you're in high school.

>>5236600
You're stupid

>>5236600
Try again.
I'm sorry your vocabulary is so limited.

>>5236607
I'm sorry your face is so ugly.

>>5236616
>huehuehuehue
>get a load of this guy

>>5236606
>>5236607

you're one of those people who assume that people who don't like the way you speak don't understand it. i hope you're in high school because otherwise you'd have no excuse.

>>5236619
You're probably some kind of moron.

>>5236633

unless you at least save the pulp from the tomatoes when you deseed them, you are a bigger moron.

>>5236619
And you assume that we assume that. I'm implying that only an idiot would complain about competent vocabulary.

>>5236637
Yes, I do, but that is hardly the issue. We are talking about tomatoes for sandwiches, not how I personally use every bit of the tomato.

>>5236637
You don't even know what to do with a tomato, retard.

>>5236638

> I'm implying that only an idiot would complain about competent vocabulary.

you can be both competent and gauche. incidentally my assumption was right.

>>5236641

christ i'm not 5 years old dude i know what the issue is. all i did was upbraid you for being finicky when you make sandwiches at the expensive of flavour and you call me 'devoid of subtlety' i mean come on.

>>5236658
Obviously, you are immature and quite gauche yourself. Otherwise you wouldn't have felt the need to pick an internet fight over the use of two simple words.
Not to mention that:
1. You need to capitalize your sentences
2. I believe you meant "expense of flavor"
3. The flavor is certainly not all in the seeds and juice, that's pure fallacy.

>>5236711

man, you really are the douche i thought you were.

1. i don't want to capitalise my sentences on 4chan
2. obviously i did
3. i didn't say it was ALL in the pulp and that's not what 'fallacy' means. when you accused me of saying the flavour was all in the seeds and juice, THAT was a fallacy.

>>5236724
>implying I care if you think I'm a douche
You just can't stop acting like a babby, can you? You picked a little fight because you didn't like the words I used, and now are calling me names and acting like a jumped up little shit. You may think you're an adult, but you have the mindset of a 12 year old girl. Go on eating your plain sliced tomatoes and never learning anything about cooking other than what's most convenient for you, and leave the adults to talk.

Cripple fight.

>>5236744
As long as I get to be Timmy. Timmy is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>5236737

jesus christ what an inaccurate rant from an annoying pedant.

>>5236747
samefag says what?

>>5236744
why did I lol

This is more autistic than that guy who had no idea what jokes are.

>>5236752

what?

>>5236071
Heaven is just any place with a lot of good things.

That sandwich would be heaven for a person that likes a variety of cheeses, therefore it is called "Cheesy heaven".

Please don't be so autistic about something as simple as a name.