/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes. I did.

Did youuuuuuuu know?

yes that cunt marco polo stole it

I learned about "real" italian food from Terry Jones' show about Ancient Rome.

>>5234479

Wait, what? Aside from having noodles what does lo mein have in common with spaghetti?

Nothing that's what. What the fucking fuck

>>5234479
mind blown

>>5234479

hahaha people actually think this?

>foods are similar around the world

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>>5234479
did you know grorious china invented meatloaf, too? Only instead of chuck and flour and eggs, they cooked eggs brined in little boy urine?

I hate chinese people.

Why do they always try to pretend they invented everything?

>>5235897
>I hate chinese people.

That's unfortunate. Hate does no one any good.

>>5235897
Because their shit-culture hasn't invented anything important in over 1000 years.
They're like Greeks, trying to coast by on the achievements of a great, mostly unrelated civilisation that existed millenia ago on soil they currently inhabit. Truly the worst.

>>5235897
Same with black people and door stops

>>5235897
>>5235917
>>5235924

I know that none of you actually believe this. Can you just stop the act?

>>5235926
I honestly know that China has not invented anything particularly important in over 1000 years. Their stagnant culture hasn't produced anything useful.
>hull dull we imbented chemotelapy
No. A Chinese guy who left China because he thought it sucked (seriously: look it up, that's the reason he left) who was educated in the West invented it in the West.
>but... but... we imbented in utelo gene teshting
No, you didn't do that either.

>>5235935

We already know how this is going to go. You're trying to derail the thread into a larger "discussion" about China's perceived lack of inventiveness. If someone asks how that relates to food and cooking, you'll say this lack of inventiveness applies to cuisine as well. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah idiotic argument over an idiotic premise. There, I saved us all some time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_inventions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Chinese_inventions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_discoveries

>>5235939
No. That's all I was going to say. Someone implied that I honestly don't believe that China hasn't invented anything noteworthy in a 1000 years and I was backing up my stance that I know China hasn't invented anything noteworthy in 1000 years, is all.

This doesn't mean that Chinese People haven't invented great things. They have. Just not in China. Recently, though, China's been turning this act around, so maybe their years and years of backwards woo-woo-magic are soon over.
They're working on maglev turbines, last I heard, and sight-restorative surgery, but they've not gotten quite there yet. They're still a shit country full of people that take pride in the achievements of a millenia-long-dead culture that has little to do with their modern society.

>>5235951
>>5235956

Who fucking cares?

no, i didnt. thanks.

more?

>>5235926
Yes I believe this.
No I won't.

>>5235939
How the fuck can you derail this thread, we are talking about something related to what OP said. I don't know how else you can discuss this apart from having everyone say "gee, I didnt know that"

>>5235956
>They're still a shit country full of people that take pride in the achievements of a millenia-long-dead culture that has little to do with their modern society.
>Who fucking cares?

>/ck/ on Chinese Culture
I bet you all are the type of cunts that disregard the culture behind a dish. Why are you even here, man? Cooking is cuisine, cuisine is culture.

I swear, how can people dismiss a rich culture like China as a "shit country full of..."? (inb4 dog/cat/bug eating)

Besides, for browsing a Japanese-style image board with lots of weeb culture shit, you guys sure seem like you don't like it around here.

>tfw SJWs backfired so hard now 4chan is xenophobic

>>5238423
white kids have issues

need i say more


especially in the kitchen

at least one here and one there they are tuning around still they have a very long way sadly they wont ever have a honest tradition of their own i guess that is their tradition

>>5238440
>Carl Sagan in deep meditation on how to respond to your bullshit.

>>5238440
BANNED 02/28/14(Fri)21:27 Anonymous umm i guess you should learn to write like a real person and not a huge queer? moot moot

>>5235917

they invented scotland 500 years before europe