/ck/ - Food & Cooking

waaaa waaa dont talk about food that you enjoy eating wwaaaaaaa

>>5232971
People used to talk about it, but they didn't used to advertise it

You saw that 'my dad gave me 200 bucks to take my girlfriend somewhere nice for valentine's day and we went to taco bell' post, right? Because that was not an authentic post. That was a copywriter trying to sound hip and cool.

>>5232974
There is no way that you can confirm that.

Lolis have layers

I don't mind the fast food threads. The threads that make me foam at the mouth, the threads that me sob into a bucket are
>HEY GUYS I BOUGHT 50LBS OF CHICKEN BREASTS AND IDK WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH THEM

>>5232982
But that's /ck/ though

>threechickenbreastsonawhitebackground.jpg

>>5232982
Why do they have such an impact on you? If you dont like them just hide the thread. It takes less than a second.

ITT: Stop liking what I don't like

>>5232993
I do hide them.

>>5232996
I do like fast food. I don't like being advertised to by humans. Also, I do hide them, like >>5232999.

Wouldn't you guys prefer not to be advertised to without your consent?

>>5232996
pretty much

>>5233005
People talking about what food they like is not advertising. You have no way to prove that they are marketers.

>>5233005
>Wouldn't you guys prefer not to be advertised to without your consent?
Are you really so easily swayed into buying something by a 5 second blurb? If so, you probably want to leave...forever.

>>5233005
>thinking any company would want to advertise on the cesspool of the internet

Don't be a fucking idiot that thinks 4chan is anything other than a laughing stock to people who aren't fucking losers.

>>5233041
>Everyone in the world TOTALLY knows what 4chan is!
Fuck off.

>>5233045
>I eat doodies
Why are you saying this?

>>5233054

>>5233075
Reported for underage.

>>5233041
>>5233045
You guys realize this is the second most high traffic imageboard/forum in the world, correct? Regardless of its reputation, everyone knows about its existence when it comes to advertising.

>>5233099
Enjoy your ban, son.

>>5233103
So? Go ask 10 random people out on the street if they've ever heard of 4chan. I'll bet you 9/10 have never even been here. Probably half have never heard of it before. Stop acting like this is the new Reddit.

>>5233117

ask 10 random people on the street what the capital of china is and 3/4 of them will get it wrong. half of americans literally believe the earth is 6000 years old. so there's that.

>the new reddit

what does that even mean

my 53 year old boss knows what 4chan is, my 11 year old niece knows what 4chan is. my mom probably doesn't but then she has never made an internet purchase either.

stop acting like this is a secret club.

>>5233122
>people not knowing what 4chan is = secret club
Obviously trying to reason with you is useless. Why don't you go start up another vegan troll thread? I'm going to bed now.

>>5233131

that was my first post in the thread, I'm just trying to help you be less of a retard. but knowing that you're australian now, I apologize for disrespecting your right to be what you are. sorry.

>>5233133
you're obviously the stupid one. ever hear of 3rd shift?

>>5233143

yeah, it's a horrible lifestyle. I did that for like 6 months in my early 20s. you quickly begin to lose touch with reality. kind of like you, right now.

>>5232952
>When did this board get to be such a pit of viral advertising for fast food chains?

>>5232952
Just gotta deal with it. Comes with the package.
Lots of Taco Bell shillbots on here especially.
Just hide the threads.

>>5233122
>half of americans literally believe the earth is 6000 years old.
foxnews is not a legitimate news source.

>>5233215
stop confusing the root cause of something with the thing itself

everyone in this thread is so nasty
how are people ok with the blatant advertising

Oh look, another original thread from an OP who cannot stop sucking dicks.

Rather than hide threads, he would rather start a new thread talking about the one thing he doesn't want to be seen talked about on /ck/

Bravo, OP, you cockgarbler you.

>>5232983

I don't know about other fast food joints but the good folks at Chipotle wouldn't need to viral a thread. Chipotle knows with quality ingredients and friendly atmosphere there's no need to post on an anonymous anime image board.

Onions are fucking gross.

>>5233553

>>5232952
How does that work? Does she just move around on her tiptoes? What the hell kind of camoflauge is that?

>that pic

more food girls

>>5233712
Hey, I recognize that artist. That's a dude.

>>5233712

>ass bread

>>5232971
welcome, newfriend

>>5233712
Kill youself gurofag piece of shit.

>>5233738
Isn't the artist that faggot who draws all those underaged boys doing contortionist shit?

>>5234109
found him.

>>5233117
that guy was trolling son.
/ck/ is one of the slowest boards here.
top traffic go to /v/ /b/ and /a/ if im not mistaken.

>>5233122
Wait is your boss Nick?

>>5232952
Do you really think a publicly-traded company would have anything to do with a site that posts CP and "hate speech"? Really?

If you're a troll, you got me to respond. 2/10

>>5232974

dude you are paranoid. nobody is wasting their time trying to advertise fast food chains on 4chan.

>>5233247

not that i believe there are any diabolical marketing schemes afoot on 4chan, but exactly what is wrong with advertising via entertainment media in a capitalist society? nobody is forcing you to buy anything. you are an autonomous being with the capacity for decision making. if you don't like it, get off the internet.

>>5234342
>>5234287
>>5234269
Nice try advertising defense force.

>>5234350
You are the biggest retard here.

>2014
>not knowing that several shills have been caught around 4chan, especially in /v/

Get ready for the forum slide. Whee!!

http://pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5