/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I really wish I had seasons 1-15 of The Simpson's.

>>5227824
even homer couldn't eat that

i've wondered what 'lobster stuffed with tacos' would be like

>>5227846
>I really wish I had seasons 1-15 of The Simpson's.
>mfw I downloaded the series recently and have been chaining the episodes chronologically

To be clear, I've never actually made/eaten this, but:

Homer's Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles


* Ingredients
+ One bag caramel cubes
+ Waffle mix
+ One bottle Liquid Smoke
+ One stick butter
* Directions
+ Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron.
+ Add generous portion of waffle batter.
+ Add one bottle of Liquid Smoke.
+ Cook until burnt.
+ Wrap waffle around a stick of butter.
+ Serve on a toothpick.

That broodwich from Aqua Teen Hunger Force looked good as fuck. All I remember from it was the sun dried tomatoes though

>>5227903
found it!
forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, [with] cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow [and] layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood
and lettuce

I always want a McRib whenever the Manwich is mentioned in Futurama.

>>5227911
not fictional

>>5227914
fiction inspiration is all that is required for this thread. can be real or not

Because it always comes up in every thread;

The restaurant that turns the parents into pigs in Spirited Away

I always wanted to try tubby toast.

>>5228044
That shit looked dry as fuck.

There's a bunch of recipes for butterbeer, but all I do is mix vodka with cream soda.

>>5228047
>>5228044
>not wanting to quench your dry, dry mouth after eating handful after handful of tubby toast with a nice mug of tubbycustard

>>5228054
The shit they have at the park is terrible. Obviously made for children because its way too sweet.

It's bearable if you dump some booze in it

>>5228044
>>5228047

They used to sell tubby toast in M&S here in the UK, along with tubby custard.

It was a long old time ago, but as far as I can remember the former were basically scotch pancakes, and the latter was custard with pink food colouring.

>>5228073

>diet is either pancakes or custard

no wonder they were all fat fucks

>>5227907
BREAD OF EVIL AND LETTUCE

>>5228073

God damn your ass is fat as hell. Look at you all Alex Gournachelli and shit over some burnt ass tubby toast.

>>5228082
Time for ebay.

I always wanted to taste a krabby patty. That and the pizza from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

well I've made a few breads and assorted 1 pan meals inspired by the LotR books. Gysahl Green soup based on a few of the final fantasies (carrots and collard greens) Made a better tasting russian ration from MGS.

>>5228143
I think the secret to TMNT pizza would be a ton of oregeno and high-spun mozzarella blended with a little cheese-sauce on top so it forms those superlong strings.

64 slices of American cheese.

>>5227869
Have dog clean of leavings.

>>5228041
That food did look good.

>>5228143

KRABBY PATTY RECIPE IS:
*SEAWEED BUNS
*IMITATION KRAB MEAT PATTY
*CHEESE
*SEA KETCHUP
*SEA MUSTARD
*SEA LETTUCE
*SEA TOMATO
*SEA PICKLES
*SEA ONION
*2 TEASPOONS CHOPPED CELERY
*2 TEASPOONS CHOPPED ONION
*4-6 TABLESPOONS VEGETABLE OIL
*1 TEASPOON THYME
*2 EGGS
*1 LB IMITATION CRAB MEAT(DEFROSTED AND SMASHED IN A FOOD PROCESSOR)
*4 CUPS SEASONED BREAD CRUMBS
*1 TABLESPOON MISTARD DIJON
*1 TABLESPOON MAYO PLUS MORE FOR DIPPING SAUCE
*SALT AND PEPPER (TO TASTE)
*KETCHUP FOR DIPPING SAUCE
bam!

>>5228616
I laughed hard man.
Thanks.
*Hello, I am Guy Incognito.*

I want Cereal Flambe.

>>5230330
You forgot
The
Picklezzzs z z szzssz

someone wanted it to look like new york but have the proportions of new york so they made this and thus everyone shut the fuck up.

>>5230358
What kinda cheese

The lighting makes it look not like Mozz

Those chicken drumsticks which are apparently just a big bauble of meat on a single bone.

Also Scooby Snax.

always wanted to eat these bugs from lion king. specially that big fat slimegy one

>>5230385
Man, everything in Scooby Doo. Those giant sandwiches....hhnnnnggg....

>>5230330
>no sea pickels
3/10

>>5230391
Those are more commonly known as "Dagwood Sandwiches", and are an actual thing.

>>5230394
I cannot imagine how difficult it would be for one person to eat an entire one of these.

>>5230394
how would you even eat that properly?

>>5230394
Yeah, I've heard of Dagwood sandwiches, but Shaggy and Scooby's sandwiches always contained something highly unusual, or an unusual mix of ingredients, to gross kids out, but I always found it intriguing.

>>5227911
Bachelor chow

>>5230398
Twine?

>>5230385
Cartoons man.
Their meat never have chunks of sinew, tendon or gristle. It's all just delicious chewy flesh

>>5230394
>>5230406
You guys do realize that the "Dagwood sandwich" was named after the implausible sandwiches made by the character Dagwood Bumstead from the cartoon "Blondie"?

picrelated, hey look, he's even making one of his trademark sandwiches.

>>5230687
There are also a few sandwich shops that adopted the name for the obvious reasons.
>pic related
This one is in the town where I went to university, too bad their bread is shit tier cause otherwise the sandwiches were pretty alright.

>>5227907
No bacon? You call that a sandwich.

>>5230687
Of course. I used to read Blondie in the Sunday paper comics all the time. (>>5230406 here.)

I've always wanted to try those meat-apples from Digimon.

And for ze kitty, the house speciality: œufs à la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies

>>5230330

>>5227824
Let's go see mom.

>>5230330
>IMITATION
why

Coke and whole milk is actually really good

I really want to try milk steak
shame i don't have any jellybeans

i made the ratatouille from ratatouille for my ex a few times.

also when i was a kid, fucking every single family i ever met had a copy of the roald dahl cookbook. my mum made bruce bogtrotter cake a bunch. if i have kids i'm digging that out of the attic and making every single thing in the book.

>>5228054
I like this recipe:
http://www.twoveggies.com/highly-alcoholic-butterbeer/

Harry Potter-inspired foods are awesome, like:
Cauldron cakes
Pumpkin juice
Sorting Hat Bread [a big Pita or other bread shaped like the sorting hat]

And the shots inspired by the different houses:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/20-alcoholic-beverages-inspired-by-the-harry-potte

My college has a Sorting Hat Ceremony every year held by the Quidditch Team and they always serve awesome HP-inspired stuff.
They also have a non-school-sponsored Halloween party where they serve a lot of the alcoholic HP-inspired beverages.

>>5228054

Is butter beer basically egg nog except made with beer instead of milk?

>>5228054
>Flavored vodka + cream soda

>raspberry cream
>orange cream
>strawberry cream

OH SHIT NIGGA WE STEPPIN IT UP A NOTCH

>chocolate vodka + cream soda

YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW

Honorable mention:

>Amaretto + cream soda

Sinner's Sandwich from the video game "Deadly Premonition".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41YUSZ9VAg

Tasted alright and gave me a mild stomachache, for some reason.

Slurm

>>5228073
I'm dying here

>>5230763

>watching Captain K'nuckles glug down an entire bottle of syrup

>>5230990
The closest thing to an official version is just cream soda, rum extract, butter extract and some other shit.

>>5230410
with or without flavor?

>>5227824
these burgers from CCD.
My stomach growls errytime

>>5231761
forgot pic

>any scooby doo sandwich

turkish delight
never had it, always sounds like a damn good treat

>>5228054
had it
>cream soda
>buterscotch caramel topping

Canada Cakes

Crown Royal,maple syrup,and uncooked oatmeal

The boned meat from Final Fight.
Digimon's 4th season had some unusual foods. I remember them eating some apples that tasted like meat, but you had to cook them or they would taste like raw shit.
The food from Dragon's Crown. Stir-fry bat, Broiled Minotaur Tongue, Harpy Egg Omelet, etc. They look delicious as hell.

>>5228164
I figured Gyshal Greens would taste sort of like lemongrass.

>>5237310
Do you... cook those?

>>5237393
FFIII (NES version), the first game to introduce them, describes them as being good both stir-fried and as a salad. This makes me think they're more like spinach.
The DS version has an onscreen representation of them and they sort of look like cabbage, however.

>>5231767
Oh man, those looked so good.

>>5228077
>beverage served at Harry Potter theme park is for kids
well no shit

>Sanic eats chili dogs
>try a chili dog
>it's shit
>go vegan
>stay lean so I can keep going fast

>>5235528
Same here, and I always see boxes of it at some stores with food for gifting. Not sure what flavor to try either.

>>5237409
I'm like 90% sure the plant has a large root body and greens attached to it.
I forgot what game it was but they looked like radish greens to me. Wonder if I could make a floral soup with some sort of not bitter greens.

>>5237401
Na'll,you pour the syrup and the CR straight into the oatmeal can and drink it.

>>5228077
>It's bearable if you dump some booze in it

Anything in odin sphere.

goddamn did that game make me hungry

>>5231767
I'd like to make those happy plums from that dr. zalost episode

>>5230385
>>5230424
>>5237380

>>5240659
is that 2 drumsticks with a piece of skirt steak wrapped around them? That's some carnival-grade shit right there.

>>5227846
Man up and stream it
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/simpsons/

>>5240190
Muriel mentioned vinegar as one of the ingredients, so I assume balsamic vinegar is one of the ingredients. I think the plums are stewed with honey and vanilla and maybe other spices too.

>>5237414
This.

It's a childrens book.

There's a recipe for chile in American Gods that I've been using for the past 5 years.
Best chile I've ever had, no joke.

the pizza all the puppies are fighting over and later singing about in All Dogs go to Heaven

also the grass Spike eats in Land Before Time

I've made applesnow and shrimp 'n hotroot soup from the Redwall cookbook, both were very tasty.

Has anyone tried any of the recipes from the Star Wars cookbook?
Any good?

Coq au Vin

1 chicken, cut into 9 pieces
2 tbsp unsalted butter
10 oz pearl onions, peeled
4 slices bacon, cut into 10cm pieces
1 tbsp flour
3/4 cup of chicken stock
1 bouquet garni
2 cups of red wine
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
Salt and pepper, garlic

Brown the chicken in the butter in a frying pan over moderate heat. Place
chicken in a heavy casserole.

Brown the onions and bacon in the frying pan and add to the chicken.

Add the flour and stir well.

Add stock, bouquet garni, wine, salt and pepper. Stir and pour over the
chicken. Cover and simmer 30 minutes.

Add the red wine vinegar. Degrease the sauce before serving.

>>5241005
Chinese Silver Loaves

1 3/4 cups hot water
3 T. sugar
2 T. vegetable shortening or oil
6 cups plain flour
2 T. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt

Add sugar and shortening to hot water, stir til sugar is dissolved, and allow
to cool until barely warm.

Sift remaining dry ingredients into a large mixing bowl, and gradually stir
in sugar mixture. Mix well and gradually draw dough together with your hands.
It should be soft, but not sticky.

On a floured board, knead dough about 5-8 minutes, or til smooth and elastic.
Return to bowl, cover with damp cloth and let rise at least 1 hour.

>>5230765
What's the name of this YouTube vid? Was so funny

There is this manga called shokugeki no soma, that is basically about a bunch of kids in a gourmet school, has some tasty imagery.

>>5227824
>Milk
I have always been a fan of the fantasy genre. I have tried a few of those lord of the rings and Elder scrolls recipes, nothing too crazy, but they always turn out nice.

>>5230765
god almighty. that kid's dead, emotionless eyes

>>5230406
I tried making a garlic pizza based on Scooby doo once. It wasn't great

>>5235528
they have em out here in straya

i personally think they're awful, but i also have very plain taste when it comes to candy and sweets.

>>5237380
fuck this

that game has some of the most delicious looking food. I get so mad because it looks so good aaaaaaargh

>>5237409
they look like a little opened cabbage in ff14

would try

speaking of which, it has some nice looking food in it

>>5228164
The dinner scene from the Hobbit had my mouth salivating. All those cakes, pies, cheeses and all around tasty things.

>>5242157
There's a site that recreated the Unexpected Party with foods that would have been traditional during Tolkien's time: http://recipewise.co.uk/tea-in-the-hobbit

>>5230813
wait, for real?

>>5227824
I always wanted to try that batter that girl made in Oliver and Company, but I don't know what she put in it. It always looked so fucking delicious though.

>>5242213
Yeah, it tastes kinda like if you let a coke float melt.

Someone in Count Zero made an omelette with crushed tortilla chips.
Not exactly revolutionary, but it was pretty good

>>5230388
Holy fawk me too

>>5241336
autists aren't even people man, you can look into their eyes yet can't see a soul

Klingon gagh
Romulan Ale
Bajoran Jumja stick(I bet it would taste like a fruity Sugar Daddy)

>>5241336

In the Hunger Games book, the main character eats a lamb stew on rice and plums. Sounds interesting.

milk steak witgh jelly beans

Pokemon onigiri

>>5241148
You can find it by searching "krabby patty autism".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>5242429
I always wondered about this. The jellybeans part would be disgusting, but couldn't you actually braise steak in a milky sauce?

>>5242479
it's not braised, it's boiled in a mixture of milk and honey
and how are raw jelly beans disgusting

>>5240190
tried it. the plums melted and their skins came off and they looked like plummy mush.

they were tasty though. made them for my bf who said the same thing as you and then when I surprised him with them came back with, "but I don't like plums"

you tell me you want to eat something you fucking act grateful when I make it for you

It IS a tasty burger..