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ITT: tips/tricks for getting free food

>be me
>travel to different stores every day for for work
>find place i'd like to eat
>order online but chose the "pay at pickup" option
>pick up food at designated time
>argue with cashier that you paid online
>pay anyway
>get back to store
>screencap bank statement
>photoshop in payment at time of online order above the swipe at shop
>print and take back to restaurant
>mfw they refund my card
>mfw free lunch every day for the last 3 years

>> No.5216558

>>5216546
Seems luke more work than to just pay for lunch.

>> No.5216557

>>5216546
>>argue with cashier that you paid online
>>pay anyway
>>get back to store
>>screencap bank statement
i think you forgot a step

>> No.5216564

>>5216546
Now the restaurant has to raise prices, and everyone else is paying for your lunches, freeloader.

>> No.5216562

>>5216557
no, because i need them to show that i swiped the card so i can photoshop in the exact same thing in duplicate

>>5216558
they're all within walking distance

>> No.5216566

See, that's way too much effort for me and requires actually confronting a manager. But good on you, OP. Good job.

Go through the drive-through at McD's or Taco Bell, then walk in and say they shorted you an item. Something small like a double cheeseburger, or a quesadilla. They'll give you one for free every time. They're not supposed to ask for the receipt.

>> No.5216569

>>5216546
is all that really worth $5?
is /ck/ the cheapest board on 4chan?

>> No.5216571

>>5216546
Meanwhile, your food is cold and your edge is dull...

>> No.5216576

>>5216569
>$5

more like $12-$18
chicago is an expensive city if you want to eat something other than mcd's

>> No.5216592
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5216592

nice hat op

>> No.5216639

>>5216546
Holy shit
This is genius!

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5216647

>>5216546
Wrong pic.

>> No.5216649

>>5216546
you are one pathetic piece of shit.

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5216659

>>5216546
Like all low grade fraud, this is mega good fun while you get away with it.

Problem is that once you get busted, it's six years later.

5 bucks a day, multiplied by 5 days a week, multiplied by (say...) 42 weeks a year, multiplied by 6 years = over six thousand dollars of fraud.

Suddenly you're facing several years of "prison wife" incarceration.

This is why I make my own pasta and bring it in tupperware.

>> No.5216675

Now that OP has admitted his crimes on a public forum, we need to bring this to the attention of the proper authorities

>> No.5216683 [DELETED] 

You could put hair on any food you've eaten and they'll either refund your money or make you a new one. It isn't that difficult to get free food if you're a true nigger.

>> No.5216776

>>5216683
yeah, but then there's hair in your food