/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5209206
Good, more for me.

>>5209208
You don't get any until you've finished your homework.

>tfw go to a baseball game with co workers at a company function
>tfw new sales bitch called the waiter because her brat was too spicy

The fuck, the only possibly spicy thing in it was black pepper.

>>5209237
People have different tastes than you

But there's no spice in it

>>5209266
Yeah, stemmed from retardation.

>>5209266
Other people's tastes are wrong.

>go to restaurant
>friend orders mac and cheese
>we're eating
>suddenly his eyes start to water
>"what's wrong?"
>"THIS MACARONI. IZ TOO SPICEY"
>Starts yelling and hyperventilating
>Waitress brings a bucket for him to puke in
>everyone looks at us
>mfw

>>5209237
I feel like you left out like 3 or 4 lines of geeentext

>>5209338
oh yeah, we fucked in the bathroom.

>>5209206
It's clearly shitpost night.

WHAT IS THE BEST MACARONI AND CHEESE RECIPE? I haven't had it since I was a kid

>>5209370
>HOW CAN YOU FIND THE BEST MACARONI AND CHEESE RECIPE?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

>>5209297
because they just have puke buckets at the ready. Why would he not just run to the bathroom?

Also what kind of troll thread is this? Mac and cheese being spicy? I havent been to ck in a while, is this the new chicken&jalepenos make mustard gas?

>>5209384
One man asks for the best macaroni and cheese recipe
The next asks for a recipe half as good
The next asks for a recipe half as good
The next asks for a recipe half as good
The next asks for a recipe half as good
The chef proceeds to walk into a bar and dissolve and his replacement serves the best mac and cheeses he could make (the other spontaneously combusted)

>>5209390

> chicken&jalepenos make mustard gas?

god dammit lol

This thread isn't subtle in the least bit, but I'm still laughing.

7/10

>>5209206
Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni

Put the cheese in the noodles,
and what do you get?

Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni

Put the cheese in the noodles,
and what do you get?
Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni

Put the cheese in the noodles,
and what do you get?
Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni

Put the cheese in the noodles,
and what do you get?

>>5209228
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAD!!

>>5209206
>macaroni is too spicy for me
>macaroni
>spicy

what the fuck kind of macaroni are you eating that is spicy??

>>5213273
a spicy kind

this low level of trolling will not work on me.

no, sir.

>>5209370
>make white sauce
>add cheese to white sauce
>simmer
>mix with pasta
Use any herbs/spices in the process you find appropriate.

>>5209370
well you take sodium citrate and disolve it in cold milk, then bring that to a simmer and melt your cheese in it with whatever seasonings you'd like. I suggest salt, pepper, a pinch of cayenne, a little nutmeg(just a tidbit), and some mustard powder

>>5209390

It was recently discovered that Americlaps cannot eat hot food.

This is hilarious because Americlaps all suffer from the delusion that they do eat hot food, but Asian and European anons who have visited the US confirmed your weakness.

>>5213612
Stop generalizing.

OP try putting ranch on it

>>5213612

>>5213612
nonsense. i have gone toe to toe with sri lankans and southern indians in hot sauce in salsa eating contests (mexican being neutral territory). i see how they sweat

>>5209206
>wheat tubes
>spicy
what?

>>5214103
Nobody cares.

>>5209206
i hate melted cheese so i dont eat it

>>5214267
You do.

>>5209390
>chicken&jalapenos make mustard gas