/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's because you aren't eating Chinese ratatouille

>eat sweetbreads
>neither sweet nor contains bread

That sad pile of vegetable ain't no ratatouille either. Where the fuck is the eggplant?

>>5162314
damn right.

>heating hushpuppies
>not a single fucking puppy in the recipe

Ill make the rat stew ever now and then, but do you guys think it would taste good with slices of sausage or pepperoni mixed in there?

>oregano
>not a ga of mine

>>5163085

Actually fags that's a homemade pic of Thomas Keller's Byaldi, which is what the creators of Ratatouille went with after consulting with him.

The eggplant is Japanese eggplant, and it is sliced thin, and is one of the layers in this dish, alternating between zucchinni, squash, eggplant, and tomato, laid out over a bed of mixed bell peppers and onion.

>poors and plebs, lol.

To this day I still have no idea what ratatouille even is.

>>5162238
It's only tasty because when you turned your back a rat tasted it and adjusted seasoning.

>eating russian salad
>not a single fucking russian in the recipe

>>5163150

It's french for "poor fag food"

>>5162277
Sweetbreads are sweet....

>eating bananas
>not a single banan or a in the thing

>eating cowboy cookied
> it has everything a cookie can have but not a single cowboy at sight

>eating Shepard's pie
>TFW it was made by a butcher named garcia

>>5162238
>onions in ratatouille

what the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?

>eat hot dog with catsup
>no dogs
>no cats
what the fuck.

>>5164775
>eating cats
r u alf

>>5163150
It's a stew of the best fucking mediterrane vegetables
go eat it now, its piss easy and tasty

>>5164800

>>5164800
>not eating alf roast

I have always heard of ratatouille but have never experienced it. Anyone got a good recipe that i could test out?

>>5165241
cook onions
put eggplant in
put zucchini in
put peppers in
put tomatoes in
put garlic in
let cook
season

>>5165245

It's that easy eh? Could i also throw in some sweet potato or will that throw the flavour off?

>eating chilli (Spanish for bean stew)
>not a single bean in the recipe

>>5163143
this guy

"atouille" is french for "without"

So you ate "without rat"

>>5166767
...no, "sans" is without.

>>5166773
lol faggot sans means font, like COMIC SANS

>>5165255
nice rat chef m8

>>5166773
the eskimos have 50 words for "snow". The French can have more than one word for "without"

>Eat a spider roll
>not a single fucking fried spider

>>5166775
without-preposition
sans

without, wanting
à l'extérieur

without
en dehors

without-adverb
au dehors

outside, without
à l'extérieur

outdoors, outwardly, outside, without
without-conjunction
à moins de

unless, without
à moins que


I don't see atatouille in there, bud.

>>5163143
bokunogano

>>5162314
nutritionally, eggplant is pretty worthless. There's some carbs and not much else, not even fiber.

>>5166781
After all, they have like 20 words for "chicken".

>>5166781
That's not exactly true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_words_for_snow

>>5162314
Perhaps it is in the trash where eggplant belongs.

>eating headcheese
>no cheese
>...there is some head, though

>>5167027
You shut your mouth and you keep it shut.

>>5163143

Well. This was the best laugh I've had in a while.

>>5167044
I hope your eggplant is from your garden and you're not paying for it.

>>5164775
>putting catsup on a hotdog