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>mushroom sauce

facebook/cringe/bad food thread?

>> No.5151471

It's a sauce with mushrooms, I don't see the problem other than bragging about mediocre food on facebook.

>> No.5151506

>>5151471
dem mushrooms aint cooked, brah

>> No.5151525

>two patties
>two servings of mashed potatoes

Shit tier cooking skills aside, is your friend a complete lardass or something?

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I'm not much of a food elitist really, but bad food pictures on Facebook really piss me off.

>inb4 hurdurr facebook

I only have three pics, but I'll dump them.

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>>5151569

>> No.5151576
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Made me mad months ago

>> No.5151577

>>5151506
They look grilled/broiled. Not the way I'd do it but legit.

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>>5151575
I mean, if you're a bad cook, you're a bad cook - and that's fine. But these people must look at that plateful and think 'gee wizz, this looks really impressive, I must share it with the world to show everyone how much of a great cook I am'.

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>> No.5151582

>>5151575
>Would you like a little vegetables to your mayo, sir?

>> No.5151584

the hell is that

looks like cream gravy with mushrooms on it

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>> No.5151590

>>5151585
Haha, oh my, that squiggly ketchup/mayo combo on the side. 'Just like in the restaurants'

>> No.5151592

>>5151466
i can just imagine the thought process...
>frozen fried chicken patty, check
>mashed potatoes, check
>seems a little dry
>I KNOW
>i'll add mushroom sauce
>who needs a recipe? i've seen a cooking show once before
>milk + cornstarch
>well there's the sauce... but i forgot something
>what was it
>AH MUSHROOMS
>BON AHPETEET

>> No.5151597

>>5151589
oh god... is that cucumber slices with ham, mustard, mayo and bits of soggy tomato?

>> No.5151599
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>> No.5151600

I always wonder if any of my stuff will show up

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>>5151589

oh lordy that looks awful what the hell man

>> No.5151602

I'm certain you guys all have something you're proud of that is meaningless to others. Let them have their pride, if its edible and it fills them up what does it matter?

>> No.5151605

>>5151585
I hate it when people put sauce-heavy thing on a plate. it looks like someone had the squirts on some rice. put that shit in a bowl, contain it!

>> No.5151604

>>5151599
>>5151589
Wait a minute, I think I remember those. Wasn't that something with a girl who wanted to show off how she would be the perfect wife's material?

>> No.5151610

>>5151585
LOL

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>>5151602
The Knights of the Autistic Spectrum don't understand the meaning of 'fun' and 'self pride'.
People can't just... 'feel good about themselves' on the internet. You need a bunch of raging hipsters and trolls to knock them down a peg or two till everyone feels just as miserable and filled with hate as they are.

>> No.5151627

>>5151589
See, all of that stuff together isn't a bad combination, but the presentation makes me want to vomit

>> No.5151630

>>5151604
Yep that's the one. Some of the food doesn't look too bad, I just cherry picked the worst looking ones.

>> No.5152002

>>5151599
That sandwich looks alright to me. I can't really tell what's on it tho.

>> No.5152109
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a grey burger posted on /ck/

>> No.5152116

>>5151506
There's nothing actually wrong with raw mushroom.

>> No.5152211
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How about a nice plate of brown

>> No.5152218

>>5151585
lol'd

>> No.5152279

>>5151581
I could probably forgive this. It looks like it might be some party photo or something, not the person trying to show off how great a meal they can prepare.

I could be wrong though.

>> No.5152292

>>5151589
i make those as snacks, i just stack shit up and eat it at my desk. But I never take pics because they only exist for about 3 seconds before I eat them and make the next one

>> No.5152354

I can make very tasty things, but they always look awful. Tell me how does one make food presentable without going out of their way when plating it?

>> No.5152774

>>5151624
I'm not the same dude vut I'm ashamed to post what I cook because although it looks alright I'm a terrible photographer and have bad lighting in my house.

>> No.5152827

>>5151599
That actually hurt my eyes. What the fuck.

>> No.5152969

>>5152774
Are you a parrot or canary?

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>> No.5153481

>>5152211
It's not pretty but I bet it's fucken tasty.

>> No.5153491

>>5152211
not enough gravy

>> No.5153504

>>5151525
>fish
>mashed potatoes
>making you fat, ever

stop projecting your lard over the web, lardcube

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>> No.5153521

>>5153511
Hamburger helper, eaten out a bowl designed for cereal (the built in straw on the side is there to let you suck out the excess milk) this is the most Midwestern shit I have ever seen, I guarantee if you zoomed out there would be a cup of Kool aid or diet coke next to it

>> No.5153549

>>5153512
Science has gone too far

>> No.5153551

>>5152109
that burger looks pretty good though, just a bad photo

>> No.5153553

>>5153549

fuck science why aren't we funding banana peanut butter cups

>> No.5153590
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>board which discusses which frozen pizza is the best
>making fun of other people's food

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>>5153504
>>mashed potatoes
>>making you fat, ever

Yeah, who has ever gotten fat from eating bowls of refined carbohydrates?

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>>5153504
>>mashed potatoes
>>making you fat, ever

Yeah, who has ever gotten fat from eating bowls of simple carbohydrates?

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>>5153551

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>>5151581
Good work feminists- you've now got girls irreversibly retarded in the kitchen.
Well done, enjoy your plate of liberation.

>> No.5153645

>>5151602
>>5151624
Why even post? Seriously. If your gonna pull the "fun" "self pride" card discussion is pointless.

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>> No.5153826

>>5153656

Nevermind the calories, that's expensive as fuck.

>> No.5153879
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>taking pictures of pasta salad.

>> No.5153883

>>5153826
Its sad

>> No.5153900

>>5153645
I posted because this thread shames those that cook. Being a cooking forum it's a bit out of context.

>> No.5153902

>>5153900
It shames bad cooks if anything. A film forum can mock bad films or bad taste. Might be pointless but entertaining.

>> No.5153906

>>5153902
Well you do need to consider this forum is filled with people who would rather eat fast food than cook a meal. Any home cooking trumps that, mediocre or not.

>> No.5153909

>>5153906
I guess that's an entirely different matter of people being dishonest.

>> No.5153944

>>5153475
Is this supposed to be a banana split?

>> No.5153965
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>>5153944
Apparently its suppose to be a "ice cream taco"

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>> No.5153994

>>5153590
So which frozen pizza is the best?

>> No.5154002
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>>5153994
>local grocer has tombstone pizza on sale
>walmart is all the way at the edge of town for the same price so fuck it I'll stop and grab a couple of the god-tier Garlic Bread Supreme
>mfw they only had regular Supreme on sale
Still bought 7 for this week's dinners but I love me some Garlic Bread Supreme.

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>> No.5154005

>>5153994
Newman's own.

>> No.5154011

>>5153971
>that avacado
>those portions

WHY

>> No.5154013
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posting my own bad food photo, hah

>> No.5154014

>>5153994
i like the walmart/sams club brand

tombstone is pretty good too, red baron, freschetta

really anything aside from digiorno

>> No.5154025

>>5154002
>Still bought 7 for this week's dinners but I love me some Garlic Bread Supreme.

>1450 calorie dinners, 7 nights a week

Holy shit.

>> No.5154061

>>5154003
I hope that isn't peanuts covered in peanut butter.

>> No.5154068

>>5154013
why do you need two plates of food?

>> No.5154074

>>5154068
and two computers? could it be i don't live alone?

>> No.5154080

>>5154013
Which episode is that? I wanna say the Lepidopterists but I'm not quite sure.

>> No.5154083

>>5154074
I guess that would explain the clutter

>> No.5154115
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Have some real food!

This other shit is depressing.

>> No.5154134

>>5154074
Do you share your room with your little sister?

>> No.5154143

>>5154134
>not dating your little sister

>> No.5154162

>>5154115
That looks tasty but the plate is too small. Would make a huge mess.

>> No.5154192

My one faggot friend always eats the nastiest shit he made himself and brags about how good it is. Literally everyone else thinks his food is nasty. It's always some fucking slop in a plastic container.

>> No.5154196

>>5154134
worse
we're both from /toy/, the transformers are mine
>>5154080
never change, /ck/

>> No.5154223

>>5154074
>monster high
>cosplay on tumblr
Someone has a /cgl/ gf

>> No.5154297

>>5154196
i was serious though, is that the lepidopterists? i dont feel like busting out my dvds

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>>5154412

>> No.5154423

>>5154297
its a pretty old photo, but i think you're right

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>this entire thread

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>> No.5154447

>>5151466
Even thought the food is shit tier, at least they're trying to cook something instead of just living off garbage like most college students. Maybe one day they'll learn how to make something passable.

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r8 my pizza

>> No.5154453
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>Fried pork chops with sauteed green beans

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>>5154412

>> No.5154459

>>5154439
So watery it needs a spoon

>> No.5154461
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>>5151585
>fancy pattern with ketchup and nacho cheese

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>Crostino with French bread (?) mozzarella cheese tomato and garlic powder

>> No.5154467

>>5151525
I'll bet that you wouldn't bat an eye if that mash was a single pile.

I had a colleague like that.
I would eat 4 single slices of bread topped with a thin slice of chicken breast and some tomato slices.
He ate 4 slices of bread made into 2 sandwiches with a huge stack of cheese, sauce and meat.
During lunche he would complain to me that eating 4 sandwiches instead of the acceptable 2 was going to make me fat in the long run.
I just smiled and nodded.

>> No.5154468

>>5154457
That's not too bad, just cut back on the sauce by about 1/3.

>> No.5154469

>>5154068
One is for his waifu on the screen.

>> No.5154483

>>5151589
I would shovel those into my gullet by the dozen while drunk.

>> No.5154504

>>5152109
>>5153551

That's a doctored picture.
It's really easy to make something good look disgusting and something average look amazing just by fucking with the color channels in Photoshop.

>> No.5154511

>>5152354
You're going to have to put in the extra effort.

>> No.5154513

>>5154452
i r8 this pl8 an 8 out of 8 cant h8 gj m8 dont be l8 for ur d8

>> No.5154522

>>5152354
honestly, i used to work as a KP and most of the work of plating is piles and mentally dividing the plate into segments

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>>5154504
meh

>> No.5154547

>>5154466
I would finish that plate in a microsecond.

>> No.5154554

>>5154524
It's a substantial improvement.
Thank you for proving my point.

>> No.5154558

>>5151466
>facebook/cringe/bad food board?
>/ck/

>> No.5154564

>>5154554
It looks better of course, but it's still a poorly taken pic of a probably mediocre burger.

>> No.5154566

>>5154524
>>5154554
I have to give you credit by the way.
The reverse process takes a lot more skill and tweaking.

>> No.5154574

>>5154566
I just played around with the contrast and the red cue a little. I don't think someone deliberately "shopped" this but that's a shitty cellphone cam with horribly wrong white balance and color profile.

>> No.5154575

>>5154564
Agreed.

>> No.5154584

I usually hate Tumblr but this one is pretty fucking funny and fits this thread well.

http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

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>>5151580
What the fuck?

>> No.5154647

the only reason i would take a picture of my food is for a picture for a recipe or to show someone whats for dinner who is going to be eating it with me.

>> No.5154673

>>5152211
Eat shit.jpg

>> No.5154712

>>5153944
>>5153965
Well to someone who took a cooking class in high school(whatever that counts on this board.) It looks like the halfassed recipe of sopaipilla.

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>> No.5154735
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Pics of my shit tier food. Here is a stir-fry I made a few months ago.

>> No.5154738

>>5154013
I think we have the same ginder

>> No.5154740

>>5154724
Kidding me? That looks great compared to the previous pizza posted

>> No.5154744

>>5154738
*grinder

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>>5154439

>dat juice

It probably tastes ok but still

>> No.5154758

>>5153511
That particular hamburger helper is one of the few boxed products like that I will. It tastes damn good.

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>>5154735
This is my attempt at chicken katsu. It actually wasn't awful. I just wasn't able fry it like it suggested.

>> No.5154765

>>5154758
Hamburger helper isn't completely awful in a pinch, especially when you're low on cash and want something filling. Doesn't do anything for the fact most varieties look like dog food when prepared.

>> No.5154795

>>5153879
> Taking pictures of pasta salad

I've seen some delicious pasta salad pics, so fuck your armchair quarterbacking. You and your potshots posted safely away from reality in mama's basement.

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Bon appétit.

>> No.5154901

>>5154868
christ

I have made some budget meals in my time, but none that ghastly

>> No.5154938

>>5154738
its a shitty dollarstore herb grinder, it has a yin yang on the other side

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>> No.5155030

>>5151575
I just realized that shit is drizzled with mayo. I thought it was some greasy noodle or something.

>> No.5155033

>>5151580
Is that fucking mayonnaise on lettuce?

>> No.5155036

>>5155033
how else do you eat lettuce

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>>5155036
Wrap it around grilled beef strips and satay sauce.

>> No.5155197

>>5155189
>I DID THE EPICMEAL TIME STUFF GUYZ XD!!!! IT WAS DEFS EPIC

>> No.5155199

>>5154761
From that photo I would have just guessed it was burnt chicken nuggets. What's wrong with your camera?

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>>5155197
Because of that show, people seem to think Ridiculous=good.

>> No.5155245

>>5151585
fuck. I have that exact plate and bowl set.

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>>5155189
>>5155197
>>5155204
>tfw live in a country where even shitty fastfood is expensive as fuck
I really want to do my own epic mealtime set someday but with the prices in Finland it's expensive as fuck and if i just go cheapskate and buy cheap frozne meals'n pizzas and mix them together to make "epic" it's going to taste shit.

>> No.5155285

>>5155272
it's ok finland
at least you have vodka

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>>5155272
It will only taste like shit if you suck at it. Don't assume it's going to be bad, make it good.

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>>5151466
I can't believe I get to introduce some people to the glory that is cookingforbae.


http://instagram.com/cookingforbae

>> No.5155320

>>5153512
I wouldn't mind watching girls eat these

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>>5155323

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>>5155332

>> No.5155347

>>5155337
This kills the steak

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>>5155337

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>>5155337

>> No.5155359

>>5155337
it literally looks like vomit
why would you WANT to make vomit food?

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>>5155337
Who says you can't screw up a steak?

>> No.5155365

op, are you tom reece?

>> No.5155391

>>5155323
>>5155332
>>5155337
The first one looks like something you'd find stuck on the inside of a sewage drain. Second one looks like a burnt... nacho brick? 3rd one literally looks like vomit. If not for the description in the third one, I would have no idea what any of those "meals" where.

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>> No.5155419

>>5155245
I don't know what brand those are (there are lots) Mine are Gibson or something like that. Got them cheap.

>3/4 of my dinner plates were broken within a month

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>>5155337

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>>5155420

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>>5155426

"strawberry banana pudding"

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>> No.5155441

>>5155420
that looks tasty, idgaf

>> No.5155446
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>>5155431

"lasagna" with fucking Kraft singles on top. Christ.

>> No.5155448
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>> No.5155454

>>5155446
WHY
I mean, I love kraft singles for grilled cheese, but if I'm going to eat lasagna, I want real cheese in it.

>> No.5155459
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>>5155446

>> No.5155461
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>> No.5155463

>>5154466
Looks like a Midwesterner tried to make Bruschetta.

>> No.5155465
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>>5155441
>dat black pepper bombardment
>water sauce with cheese

And is the red stuff ketchup? I hope you're trolling son.

>> No.5155466
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>> No.5155474
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>>5155459

"Fed him before work."

>> No.5155480

>>5155465
What does it for me are those random bits of frozen corn and peas. It's like slightly fresher version of the ramen in the styrafoam cups. Yeesh I hate those things.

>> No.5155484

>>5155470
That pizza looks like a bit of a clusterfuck but it's just undercooked. Would eat. Get your eyes checked, those are clearly chopped up green bell peppers.

>> No.5155489

>>5155323
Has anoyone figured out what this is?

>> No.5155505
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>>5155474
>>cheez wiz

>> No.5155544

>>5153590

oh god what the fuck is going on in that gif

>> No.5155587

>>5155020
Thats one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

>> No.5155603

>>5155406
What's so bad about that? Looks like an acceptable hash/left over cook up to me. Nothing amazing, but nothing awful.

>> No.5155605

>>5154439

Ugh, whenever my mom makes spaghetti sauce it splits like that, I think she cooks it too hot or something. My tomato sauces don't do that.

>> No.5155641

>>5155431

That looks like a fucking infected, pus-spewing sore.

>> No.5155669

>>5155489
death on a plate

>> No.5155691

>>5155466
I'd eat that, heart attack aside. It's just a bad photo.

>> No.5155698

>>5155461
So they put the cookies too close together and they turned out square? What's the big deal?

>> No.5155700

>>5155466
Is that a pie foil in the pan so you don't have to clean out the pan? That's brillant.

>> No.5155720
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>>5155332
>>5155323
These look like pics taken by the Hubble telescope of various gaseous dwafr nebulaes.

>> No.5155727

>>5154604
> Dat right hand

Nice fuckin legs for an old woman.
7/10 would fuck from behind, just to say I did so.

> Anon, can borrow your dick for 1/2hr?

>> No.5155736

>>5153512
Not that bad/10
would eat

>> No.5155768

>>5155431
The fuck

>> No.5155805
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5155805

>mom asks me if someone can see if you unfriend them on facebook
>no mom, they won't know. why?
>Because all [my ex] ever posts is food and its disgusting.
>Like what kind of food mom?
>A deep fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
>I spy in on her facebook
>mfw I see she is really, really overweight

>> No.5157075
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>> No.5157124

>>5153615
Asia, eating all that rice are so fat.

>> No.5157184
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>>5155204
i hate epic mealtime now whenever you mention using bacon in cooking people always butt and and say
add le bacckun straps broo ittl be le epic bacon fist
makes me sick

>> No.5157531

>>5153512
This was begging to be called anal.jpg.

>> No.5157543
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>>5155805
>tfw you used to be fat together, and now 3 years later she's become full hamplanet and you've become fit.

>> No.5157566

>>5157124
what is portion control

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>>5155323
>>5155337

>> No.5157649
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yep

>> No.5157660

>>5155337
Should have just gone with a simple milksteak.

>> No.5157664

>>5155422
Man, this doesn't look half as bad as the rest of the shit in this thread.

>> No.5157668

>>5155466
>>5155466
What's wrong with this besides it being a shit-quality photo?

>> No.5157673

>>5157668
Nothing really, for me it's just the meat/meat ratio is a little high.

>> No.5157676
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5157676

What the hell is going on in this thread. Are these pictures of actual recipes gone wrong, or is it just some self-proclaimed chef mixing random shit together and photographing it like they're a genius? I legitimately am confused here.

>> No.5158494

>>5154013

doesn't look that bad but I can't see what it is

>> No.5158503

>>5154412
that literally looks like vomit

>> No.5158520

>>5155332
what IS that?!

>> No.5158525

>>5151585
why the fuck would you put that sauce there, doesnt even match.

ameriburgers always gotta have sauce 'n steak

>> No.5158531

>>5155337

and I tought I was a bad cook... I'm of those people who think wasting and throwing away food is a sin blablabla, this thread is so fucking painful for me

>> No.5158546

>>5157664

the rice looks super greasy, though

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>>5155337

>> No.5158582

>>5158551
they look good

>> No.5158594

>>5154013
Mah Venture nigga

>> No.5158609

>>5158551
did she not sift the almond meal or something why is it so lumpy??

>> No.5158652

>>5157184
y'know, despite gratingly awful presentation, most of Tipsy Bartender's stuff i'd drink in an instant

>> No.5158774

>>5155323
Is that.. Is that green bean casserole?

>> No.5158807

>>5151585
my mom used to own that set of plates

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>>5155337

>> No.5159225

>>5155605
she probably doesn't drain the spaghetti well enough

>> No.5159266

>>5153906
How the fuck does shit food trump mediocre or even average food? I would much rather stuff my face with taco bell than any of the shit posted in this thread.

The real question is, why are you taking this so personally?

>> No.5159307

>>5159266
Probably because he's a shit cook too.

>> No.5159338

>>5159225
I don't think that's the problem, because I keep my pasta quite wet with the water I boil it in and it never gets like that, although I do mix it well.

It looks like a problem with it sitting there, and settling.

>> No.5159372
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"Ramen"

>> No.5159373

>>5159372
spaghetti aside, you are a fool if you believe Japanese ramen are different from that, they jsut use jap-bacon and jap-vegetables but overall it's always about cheap shit.

>> No.5159378

>>5159372

What's the issue here? I never eat ramen.

>> No.5159388

>>5159372
Broth and noddles aside, that's not bad. I'd prefer the meat rarer

>> No.5159393

>>5159372
I don't really see a problem. Why are you expecting so much of ramen?

>> No.5159398
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>>5155337
>Steak
>Slow cooked it in soup

This can't be happening.

>> No.5159407

>>5159388
Actually the broth was the best part. 6kg of pork bones with plenty of marrow extracted over night. Combined with the soy/ingwer sauce from the pig shoulder.

Also the noodles are somekind of chinese soup noodles from my asia store though they weren't as good as fresh ones ofc.

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>>5154013
Sup my Venture Bro. I'd chill with ya homes

>> No.5159459

>>5157075
would eat right now

>> No.5159491

I actually wouldn't mind eating 80% of the food in this thread.

i tend to like foods that look sloppy and messy

>> No.5159615

>>5159407
Really? Might be the picture then, the broth look a bit too light toned and watery.

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>>5159491
Enjoy your soup steak

>> No.5159636

>>5151576
The basic ability to feed yourself is something special these days? Fuck this world.

>> No.5159653

>>5151576
I also fail to see how 'lentils and asparagus' could be made someway other than 'from scratch',

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>>5155461
>mfw they would probably still be ok

>> No.5159672

>>5159372
fuck you hipster piece of shit.
you're either retarded or fishing for compliments.
Either way, none of it will ever make anyone love you

>> No.5159766

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

Try not to have a stroke.

>> No.5159770

>>5159766
Oh god not this again.

>> No.5159797

Dark chocolate bacon cake

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>>5159797
shit, forgot pic

>> No.5159831

>>5159799
I tought that was a weird chile en nogada, fuck

>> No.5159860

>>5159831
Haha, me too.

>> No.5159902

>>5159766
I'm still astonished that anyone, ever, would chop garlic in that way.

>> No.5159919

>>5159766
Is that a joke?

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>>5159766

>"Today we're going to be making homemade tomato sauce."
>"We'll start out with four cans of tomato sauce."

>> No.5159978

>>5159766
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
fucking raged and had to fast forward to the garlice part. fucking raged again going to post this grab a beer and have a laugh because holy fucking mind blown . and shes trying to teach people how to cook holy fuck I am a fucking gourmet chef tier . rage rage rage

>> No.5159979

>>5159799
I would try that if it wasn't like 50% frosting. I've never had bacon + sweets before.

>> No.5159983

>>5159766
this is one of the only cooking videos that consistently makes me rage

>the flavor is in the oil

>> No.5160067

>>5159766
That is one of the most terrible cooking videos I have ever watched.

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>> No.5160095

>>5151466
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

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>> No.5160101
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>> No.5160114

>>5153512
I got an erection looking at this. wtf?

>> No.5160204

>>5159766
oh fuck you, not again.

>> No.5160234

>>5160096
Straight outta the 50s.

>> No.5160282

>>5159766
WHO CUTS GARLIC LIKE THAT
WHO
WTF

>> No.5160295
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"French Toast and Deer sausage"

>> No.5160307

>>5157649
Nothing but carbs and some meat that was fresh half a year ago

>> No.5160310
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The first time I tried to make macarons.

>that fucking pancake in the back

>> No.5160320

>>5154712
I'm sorry but I just want point out that you must live in NY or something because you have no idea what a sopaipilla is. That looks like a ghetto choco taco if anything, I would get drunk and stoned and eat those with that person in that exact order.

>> No.5160324

>>5159766
>turn your flame down to approximately three
>three is a measurement
>flame
>on an electric stove

>> No.5160335
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>>5153553
Been done. They're delicious.

>> No.5160402

>>5159766

What the fuck is this. That got to be the tiniest most oily shit in the world.

And what the fuck did she do with those "crispy" onions? Did she just throw it out? And why fill the pot with fake onion powder, then prepare real onions, and then not use them?

>the flavor is in the oil

What the fuck, her main ingredient by the end is LITERALLY oil! And the cheapest most disgusting kind.

Also, what is going on with the camera work?

This is like Tim's Kitchen, just with out any irony. And honestly, his shit probarly taste better.

>> No.5160563

>>5160402
I like how she says the flavor is in the oil and then proceeds to use generic flavorless heavily processed oil, while before hand mentioning that Olive Oil has flavor so she won't use it.

>> No.5161407

>>5159672
It's spaghetti you idiot. What's hipster about posting a picture of a retarded meal?

>> No.5161452

>>5154868

> DetroitSewerSystem.jpg

>> No.5161468

>>5154013
>cartoons
>aviators
>weed paraphernalia
>two plates of food
k

>> No.5161480

>>5160563
i love how all the flavour isn't put in the sauce

FUCK THAT RIGHT, GOTTA GET IT BY DEEP FRYING EVERYTHING IN THE OIL

OIL IS SOLUBLE IN TOMATO SAUCE

>> No.5161487

>>5159766
>Adding garlic powder, then adding garlic powder
>Add oil... you can remove it later
>washing onion, washing garlic, almost cuts herself while chopping
She's just confused, why did they let an old lady with dementia into the kitchen?

>> No.5161495
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Pizza!

>> No.5161508
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All my food usually doesn't look great, but at least it's fucking tasty and that's all I care about

>> No.5161513

>>5155323
>>5155489

I'm gonna say this is a green chili meatloaf. Hope to god it's not some sort of weird whole pot roast

>> No.5161530

>>5159766
OH WOW

Did not expect the garlic bit

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>>5159766

>not crushed, sauce
>that tiny bit of seasoning
>that mess of dishes in the background
>magic oil
>GARLIC CUTTING THEN WASHING
>using the smaller pot for pasta and not even half filled for sauce


and worst of all THE FUCKING CAMERA WORK

>> No.5161528

shit like this is mostly why I stopped coming to this board. I havent been here in about a month and big surprise, youre still discouraging people from posting OC. Do you want to see nothing but costanza.jpg and chinese cartoon reaction images? Well keep it up. Every time anyone posts ANYTHING that they claim they cooked themselves, it gets blasted, no matter what by internet Gordon Ramseys and fake ass Iron Chefs. I hate you fucking people.
I honestly remember when /ck/ was still good.

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>>5161528

>> No.5161537

>>5155698
Look at how the cooking pan looks, now wonder how the bottom of the cookies will look.

>> No.5161557
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5161557

I posted it already couple of times, but this is chili that was made by me and my dad. Basically, we dumped pack of ground meat, some chili peppers and everything that had a vegetable origin and wasn't crunchy into a pot and cooked it on fire. I should've taken a pic when it was still in a pot, it looked much better that way. Also it was surprisingly tasty.

>> No.5161560

>>5151585
That looks like dog throw up

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>>5161560
What the fuck have you been feeding your dog?

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>>5151599

>> No.5161569

>>5159766
I can't believe this isn't a Tim & Eric sketch.

>> No.5161606

>>5159979
I slow cook bacon in cayenne and brown sugar all the time. Shit's tasty yo.

>> No.5161618

anyone played icky cookie before? i'd like to eat that cookie

>> No.5161627

>>5161468
>Not seeing the Monster High Doll

>> No.5161638

>>5161528

Thank you, anon. You'll get a bunch of shit, but you're totally right.

>> No.5161648

>>5157075
that better be feta and not fucking butter

>> No.5161668

>>5159766
what is the camera man even doing jesus christ

>> No.5161670

>>5159766
is it just me or is the setting really like a high end porno
can't tell whether to cringe, masturbate or both

>> No.5161861
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5161861

>remember how i used to do shit like this on facebook like 4 yeas ago when i was just learning how to cook
>"oh man there's probably some gold in there i can post"
>none of it was as bad as anything here, even the joke ones

how do people live

>> No.5161890

>>5155337

>#ThisShitIsBanging

lol

>> No.5161905

>>5159766
>that disgusting oil for flavor
>not removing your dirty dishes for the video
>that mangy old piece of basil
>the garlic
There is honestly to many things to mention.

>> No.5161915

>>5161861
seriously, jesus christ, even the shit I fuck up looks better than a lot of these what the fuck

>> No.5161916

>>5159766
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiRjxaNTWM

het other video
just wow

I dont know what the fuck kind of strategy that is or why she didn't just put the meat into the bowl to begin with, but the fact that she just tossed all of that for no reason boggles my mind
and the eggshell paranoia

i think she's actually fucking crazy, or at least very neurotic.

>> No.5161926

>>5155406
i'd say pyttipanna

>> No.5161928
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5161928

I posted this on facebook a while ago, yall niggers frustr8ed?

>> No.5161933

>>5159372
you'd rather se a bag of top ramen?

>> No.5161936

>>5159979
bacon and chocolate makes bretty good cookies

>> No.5161937

>>5161407
>It's spaghetti
all noodles are spaghetti

heard it here first, folks.

>> No.5162146

>>5161928
>filling the pan up so much that you spill shit all over the stove
You just showed all your friends what a slob you are.

>> No.5162289

>>5161537
sigh...

>> No.5162424
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5162424

hey /ck/! I made this with you in mind

>> No.5162469

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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>>5159766
>italian cooking, can't use olive oil
>it's the oil that gives the ketchup she's cooking "the flavour"
>wash the onion
>camera work's making me dizzy
>what's with all the pans in the background?

>> No.5164247

>>5162424
doesn't look pretty, but it does look tasty

>> No.5164249

>>5162486
Is....is that a napkin in the middle?

>> No.5164712

>>5155448
what's wrong?

>> No.5164720

>>5153512
I'm not 100% sure what I'm seeing here. Is this peanut butter somehow banana shaped and inside a banana peel?