/ck/ - Food & Cooking

when Jewyork started making flat-ass fake pizza with zero taste or class in an attempt to make it into a high volume low quality McPizza street food,

When they invented pizza.

It's fucking PIZZA.

>>5135071
When people started to think it was funny to pretend to hold strong beliefs about things that really no one cares about.

Seriously, I couldn't care less about how you eat your pizza.

Blame John Stewart.

>>5135071
Stop trying to stir up shit, retard. It's been a nice morning so far

>>5135091

Have people actually been shitposting about this? What the fuck did I miss?

Because the crust is there to hold you stupid fuck.

>>5135084
>I learn about regional differences from bad jokes on late night TV

I feel sorry for you

>>5135096

That's like saying you should eat a T-Bone with your hand because the bone is there to hold.

A good pizza's crust will not be hard enough to not just bend under the weight of the toppings. If it can, either your crust is total shit or the cook was really fucking cheap with toppings, especially cheese.

>>5135110
That's a retarded comparison.
The crust is literally put there to hold with your hand the bone in a T-bone isn't.
Jesus you're a fucking dumb shit.

>>5135096

Pizza isn't some kind of Cornish pansy-faggot and the damn crust isn't a fucking handle. I'd like to see your low breed ass try to eat this without a fork and knife

>>5135110
It's nothing like that you fucking mong. A steak is 100% meat, pizza has a breading. Do you eat your fucking sandwiches with a knife and fork?

How fucking dense can you be?

>>5135113

The crust is there as a surface to hold the toppings. If your pizza is especially shitty, it'll certainly work as a makeshift plate.

>>5135110

MOTHER OF GOD...

greeting fellow chifag, I completely agree.

>>5135117
That looks disgusting as fuck.

>>5135119

I eat sandwiches with a knife and fork if they're covered in gravy, as an example.

>>5135122

Not even a chifag, just a french canadian who doesn't get all his pizzas from Pizza Hut and Domino's or "5$ A PIZZA" places.

>>5135123

That's what a good pizza looks like. A fuckton of cheese, toppings everywhere, thick sauce. The guy who posted that is a man of taste.

>>5135123

shut your whore mouth

>>5135123
this

Why are New Yorkers and Chicagofags so autistic? As an outsider I'd like to try both types, they both look tasty to me.

Here is what some tasty pizza should look like.

>>5135128
>french canadian

Vous pénis sucer faux, putain de chicago prétendant. Je pourrais être d'accord avec votre philosophie de pizza mais je ne vais pas tolérer votre froggy faggotry.

>>5135129
This is real pizza that'sfucking tomato sauce on bread

>>5135125
Did I ask if you ate sandwiches covered in gravy with a fork/knife?

>>5135138

That made no sense whatsoever.

>>5135136
Pic unrelated

>>5135135

Chicagofags more than New Yorkers. In New York we have a wide variety of pizza, it's not all just grimaldi's and difara. I eat neapolitan just as much as I eat new york style. Chicago has little to be proud of so they tend to be loudmouthed about stuff that doesn't really register on anyone's radar outside chicago, like italian beef and deep dish pizza.

>>5135141

You asked me if I ate sandwiches with a fork and a knife. I explained to you that if sandwiches are messy enough, I'll do it.

There is no such thing as a good pizza which can be eaten with your hands without making a fucking mess.

>>5135145

clairement que vous n'avez même pas parler français, vous coq soufflant lâche

>>5135080
Chicago pls go

>>5135147
It just makes no sense to me, I guess. It's like comparing apples and oranges, both places are bound to be different. The rivalry just goes way over any head.

This fucking thread sure brought all the trolls out

I've been finding myself doing this more and more. Especially with places that have a mini pizza cutter instead of a knife.

>>5135151

It's an imagined rivalry, like linux vs. windows. No one who is serious about food actually thinks they're in the same category

>>5135136

WTF papa john's

>>5135146

Bullshit. It's exactly what a perfect pizza should look like. Look at that cheese. Look at all the topping both under and over it. Look at that crust. And having tried pizza from that place, the picture doesn't do justice to the sauce.

What, you think THIS is pizza? A thin hard crust with an even thinner layer of cheese, sauce and toppings, slathered in grease? It's pizza in the same way that what Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus do is music.

>>5135128
>That's what a good pizza looks like. A fuckton of cheese, toppings everywhere, thick sauce.

>actually thinking that this is what makes a good pizza

>>5135107

If only.

>>5135164

Never tried Papa John's, we don't have that chain over here.

>>5135157

jewyork get in my oven

>>5135169

It's not, but it's certainly a part of it. A piece of carboard with a thin film of sauce, so little cheese it can barely cover the whole bread and a few toppings sprinkled here and there will never be a pizza.

>>5135173

sorry plastic cheese dominoes no insult intended

I flip the pizza over and eat it crust up. Like God intended.

back the truck up...real pizza coming through

>>5135185

As tasty as it looks, I'm fairly certain I'd be tasting it twice.

>>5135185
The horror....

>>5135181

clearly this fggt is talking about chicago style, stuffed deep dish with crust on both sides.

>>5135185
Chicago pizza is seriously not a pizza. It's a casserole.

So, who puts pineapples on their pizza?

>>5135195

Hawaiians? they call it "my ia wanna lay'ya"

>>5135192

You eat it upside down so the cheese and sauce touch your tongue first instead of the bread.

>>5135194

>casserole

Nope, there's no canned mushroom soup

>>5135195

I put the pizza on my pineapple.

>>5135129
>>5135136
>>5135185

pig disgusting

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-7Ap6J_FU

>>5135167
Too much cheese, undercooked cheese, grease has pooled and dough is still uncooked in the middle

>>5135218

Can we all agree that Pizza Hut, Domino's and Papa John's make shitty pizza?

>>5135224
I enjoy stuffed crust, I'm not going to lie.

>>5135229

That is the one and only saving grace of Pizza Hut.

>>5135224

I have a thing for Domino's thin crust. I can't explain it. It calls to me.

>>5135136
where's the tomato?

>>5135250

Domino's is great at everything BUT pizza. Their bread is great, their chicken is great, their fucking volcano chocolate cakes are great... But their pizza is god awful. I just don't get it.

>>5135252

Trust me, if you were to cut into it or take a bite, you'd see it. There's just so much cheese on that pizza that when you cut it while it's still hot, it quickly just melts into the place and covers the cut.

>>5135174
They should be, turning those bloody fat cakes to actual pizza's.

>>5135178
There is a very big difference between that, and "a fuckton of cheese, toppings everywhere, thick sauce".

The key is good quality ingredients in reasonable quantity, not just covering it in a "fuckton of cheese"

>>5135280

do you even understand what pizza is?

>>5135071

I always eat pizza with a knife and fork.

>>5135305
>implying deep dish isn't just a toilet of sub-par "pasta sauce"

>>5135113

You take two T-bones (after eating the steak) and you can double wield those motherfuckers in your hands with the pointy end sticking between your forefinger and middle finger and the crossbar "T" in your palm and you can rekt some shit up.

No motherfucker is gonna come at you while you're double wielding T-bone bones. Of course he might be using a big hambone for a club but you should still have the edge on him because you've put points into double wielding.

You'll just laugh at the poor fag who takes roundsteak bones and puts them on his fingers for a cheap knuckleduster, too.

>>5135149
>There is no such thing as a good pizza which can be eaten with your hands without making a fucking mess.

u wot?
>hold crust
>eat pizza while continuing to hold crust
>eat crust
it's not that hard pal

>>5135071
That piece of cardboard and cheese looks pretty bad.

Made this earlier.

How did I do, /ck/?

>>5135173

You're not missing anything. It's for drooling poor fags made with cardboard crust and rubber cheese.

>not eating poutine-pizza

seriously?

>>5135418
>filename.jpg
But still, 5/10 can't see anything but cheese

>>5135149
Dude, how are you patient enough to explain yourself like that, yet still haven't realized he isn't even reading your posts and just wants someone to shout about pizza at?

>>5135418

did you just add a bunch of shit to a tombstone?

>>5135437

i.i read his post, but I still don't understand

>>5135424
>canadiens

>>5135305
Judging from the picture you posted, you sure don't.

>>5135418
It's a fucking mess.

>>5135496
Onion rigns are pretty good.

>Not having your really gay asian sex slave feed you mouth-to-mouth as he plays with your nipples

>>5135552
If you're already that much of a raging faggot you may as well just use the knife and fork.

if you can't eat a slice of pizza with your bare hands without making a mess, you put way too much cheese and sauce on it.

>>5135615

Oh snap!

>people get grossed out when you make a mess
>laugh when you eat pizza with a knife and fork to not gross them out

Check yourselves. There is no way to eat pizza with your hands in a clean way.

>>5135651
Um you could not be a fucking slob.

>>5135080
>pizza
>class

Pizza never had class. It's poor people food made with leftover ingredients.

>>5135698
Not in the fucking 21st century you spastic twat.

>>5135957
Now it's fast food

>>5135651
hold the crust? unless you got some sort of stuffed crust or cheesy crust thing I dont see how you can make a mess that way

ive never really thought of pizza as a messy thing

>usual
Bring the two crust ends together, eat folded slice
>deep
Fork and knife
>thin
No

14/88 God save the deep dish master race.

>>5135071
>When did that happen?
1776.

>>5136005
can i get a hot dog crust whaaaaa

Am I falling for a ruse or are there actually messy fucks in this thread who can't do something as simple as eat pizza without destroying their shirt?

double standards. may aswell eat burgers and sandwiches with for and knife.

Nigga why would you ever eat pizza with a fork?

>>5135129
What the fuck is that?

>>5135071
Who cares.

Delete the thread.

>>5136033
I take my shirt off before I eat pizza. Disaster avoided.

>>5135117
>implying that is even pizza

I've taken shits that looked more impressive than that slop.

I eat pizza with a knife and fork occasionally, but that's because I'm slightly OCD when it comes to getting shit on my hands because I always assume I'm going to accidentally rub it in my eyes.

>>5135206
From the looks of it, there could be somewhere in that mass of shit, and no one would know one way or another.

Back dah fuck up,
Actual, real pizza moving in,

>>5136524
Is that some sort of savory cake?

It's like eating a hot dog with a fork and knife. It's like eating an ice cream cone with a fork and knife. It's like eating tater tots with a fork and knife.

>>5136524
You would need a fucking ladle to eat that.

>>5136546
i loled, I was about to post the same reply

>>5135119
Yes, sometimes.

I eat pizza and other finger foods with utensils when wearing nice clothing, because I work hard for the things I own and I want them to last a long time without looking like I've dropped fucking pizza all over them.

So - am I weird? Pic related.

>>5137106
My friend cuts frozen pizzas with those orange handled office scissors, I'm hardly autistic but it drives me insane. He has a pizza cutter but doesn't use it.

>>5137114
I cut the slices normally with a pizza cutter. I cut my slice up into bites with scissors.

>>5137117
You're retarded.

>>5137114
I just use kitchen sheers. I'm not sure I know what you mean by
>those orange handled office scissors

>>5135071
>2011
>not eating your snickers with a fork and knife

>>5137126
>those orange handled office scissors

>>5135107
>I learn about food and how to cook properly from an anime image board on the internet

I feel sorry for you

>>5137135 >>5137114
That's a bit strange but it's practical unlike a pizza cutter. The only place that should have a pizza cutter is a pizza place. Otherwise it's a 1 use tool that's awkward to clean and usualyl doesn't do as good a job as a knife.

>>5137267
>implying it's not good on raw dough

>>5137267

It's great for pasta and dumplings too. Especially if you're autistic about knife care and don't want to bother your precious steel kittens

>>5137114
Scissors are the superior pizza cutting tool.

>>5138298
I have a friend that does this.

He also cuts large chip bags in half when they are almost finished so that he doesn't have to stick his arm in the bag. I've adopted this trick.

>>5138300
>not dumping the chips into a large bowl and eating them with chopsticks

Greasy filthy fingertips detected. Enjoy your shared germ bag.

>>5138309
I wash my hands after and am not worried about the normal skin microbiota.

>>5138309
>eating chips with chopsticks

you sound like the most anally retentive person ever

>>5138309
ITT:
>washing my hands is hard

>>5136040
>What the fuck is that?
Chicago-style quiche. For some reason, they think it's a pizza. Or maybe they're just master-grade trolling the rest of the USA.

>>5136524

don't listen to these fggts, that looks delicious

>>5138334
>implying you leave the desk to go wash your hands
>implying you don't smear all that gunky shit on your clothing.

>>5138511

lolno, it's like everything else, merica' just takes what the rest of the world has and makes it better

>>5135155
i can google translate too, shitbeard

>>5135128
kebec pls go

go eat at chez Ashton svp

Fuck you all in this thread it's like none of you have ever opened a real italian cookbook
Fucking eurospics call a pizza everything from a flat napolitana to deep covered pie things, the only thing that's common to them all and that distinguishes them from other pastries is that the dough does not have egg or grease in it, fuck in italy a fucking calzone is just a pizza
I think that all pizza should be eaten like in naples, single serving, folded in quarters and stuffed in a wax paper like a sandwich.
pick fucking related

>>5138872
>does not have egg or grease in it, fuck in italy a fucking calzone is just a pizza
>I think that all pizza should be eaten like in naples, single serving, folded in quarters and stuffed in a wax paper like a sandwich.
>pick fucking relate

Your autism is showing.

Pizza etiquette goes far beyond your silly decadent Chicago vs New York revolting pizza conflict.

I use knife and fork because I don't want to ruin my clothes. That and I have terrible teeth genetics. I have to be very careful with how I bite.

If not for these factors I would definitely eat it "properly".

>>5135140
>Not understanding that the sauce has to be put on top because the cheese would burn

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>>5136524
>anons posting all these quiches in a pizza thread

>>5136944
Look at this jew.

>>5135424
holy shit im going to go do this

>>5141808
It'd be pretty easy to make too.

>>5141882
I don't know. The key to poutine is eating it right away, otherwise the fries get soggy. Probably would have to put the gravy on after it comes out of the oven.

>>5141901
Brother, think outside the box! You could make the entire crust out of like a giant potato pancake.

>>5135117
That's quiche, negro.

>>5135250
what where their topping on?

>>5135250
I thought I was the only one. I love dominos thin crust.