/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5130029
must be a chemical reaction with all that semen in your stomach

>as much cola as I can pour down my throat with no ill effects

enjoy your kidney stones.

It's possible to be allergic to anything. But, what you described isn't an allergy, it's something else.

Allergies are easy to identify because they have very specific symptoms: redness/rash/itching/swelling where the allergen contacted the body. Poison Ivy for example--you touch a poison ivy plant, you get a rash where you touched it. That is an allergic reaction. If you were allergic to coffee then your hands would get a rash like poison ivy when you touched coffee grounds. If you drank it then your lips, tongue, mouth, and throat would be red and itchy.

Nausea and dry heaving has nothing to do with an allergic reaction. A different medical condition--sure. but it's not an allergy.

>>5130038

I said "tea and cola", faggot, I never drink them individually. Read harder, you mongoloid.

>>5130029
Coffee has a shitton of caffeine in it, at least twice as much as strong black tea. Satrbucks coffee is known for having even more than usual, and a "small" cup of starbucks is 1.5 actual servings of coffee ("medium" is 2). So basically, if you're getting a medium cuppa you're getting at least 4 cups of tea's worth, possibly even more. If you don't drink caffeine regularly, you could easily overdose (yes you can overdose, no it won't kill you, overdose literally just means taking a more than safe/comfortable amount)

>>5130029
>What foods do you have adverse reactions to?

Lobster and crab. Unreal indigestion. Not worth it. Never again.

if i eat to much pineapple or kiwi my mouth burns

>>5130077

>Unreal indigestion.

You don't know what unreal indigestion is until you put strong magic mushrooms inside a $2 dollar tommy's chili burger.


Are you sure the lobster and crab wasn't just bad that/those time(s)?

>>5130084

Lol, that's not an "adverse reaction", that's because both of those fruits contain Bromelian. Google it.

>>5130084
thats common with various acidic fruits. some times my face will even get hot and red

>>5130029
I feel vaguely uncomfortable if i eat gluten. I think i am allergic.

>>5130073
>Coffee has a shitton of caffeine

i don't think so... maybe for someone who doesn't drink caffeine, ever.

i mean, it's not uncommon for me to just... fall asleep after a cup of coffee. if i drink it expecting it to keep me awake, maybe i let my guard down or something? i can rarely force myself to drink more than a cup and a half (i don't like feeling full), so if i'm making coffee i usually use about 3x the recommended amount of grounds, possibly more. it's disgusting sludge but apart from an energy drink containing 240+ mg of caffeine it's the only way i can function sometimes. i just plug my nose and hope i don't puke later.

>>5130029
>nausea after drinking coffee

Holy fuck, this. I actually made a thread about it a couple months ago. I used to drink coffee daily, but after losing a good 50 pounds I started to feel nauseous and would be bedridden all day if I dared to even have a small amount of it.

>>5130107
>maybe for someone who doesn't drink caffeine, ever.
>If you don't drink caffeine regularly, you could easily overdose

Also, if you're tired coffee's just going to overload you and you'll crash, I've felt that before

>it's the only way I can function
Get help. Seriously.

I have that problem if I don't eat enough before drinking coffee because of all the acid.

It also helps if you add milk to your coffee but sometimes cheap shitty coffee seems to make indigestion worse when I drink it, so while I get a really upset stomach from the swill at dunkin donuts it doesn't happen with a good coffee shop in town.

you might just be drinking shitty coffee, OP.

>>5130122

well it's because i tend to only sleep for 3-4 hours a night on average. nothing i can't fix myself. it's not that i can't sleep, i just choose to stay up doing nothing because i don't want to feel like i've ended the day, having done nothing, wake up, and have to go to the job i hate again... and again... and again...

never said it made sense. i suppose feeling like my body has forgotten how to breathe on its own every morning makes me feel... alive?

i don't crash on caffeine, though. miracle i guess.

>>5130119
>>5130141
isn't coffee also a laxative? it has some sort of stimulant effect on your bowels, if that extends to the stomach I can see that causing nausea

>>5130086
>magic mushrooms inside a $2 dollar tommy's chili burger.

>>5130152

>>5130119 here. It rarely ever made me shit, only if I'd take a break from it and then have it a couple days later. It's just one day out of the blue I was starting to feel nauseous over it. I used to drink it sometimes as a kid ( whenever babushka would visit, I got to sit with her and have a cup of coffee with extra milk and sugar ) and was fine then, fine all the other times I drank it until last year. I just find it strange how I was fine one day and next day I was miserable.

>>5130084

A little salt keeps that from happening for me.

Every time I eat at Chipotle my ass become a violent geyser.

>>5130195

You and every other human without a bionic rectum.

>>5130029
I get marathon hiccups that can last over 24 hours from having a sip of coke. I am fine with all other carbonated drinks except coke. It's not worth the pain for me. Oh but I can drink soda fountain coke though go figure.

>>5130195
>>5130202
I don't understand this. Isn't chipotle just bland tex-mex?

>>5130214
Don't you EVER fucking draw associations between Chipotle and God's Republic, EVER again.

Chipotle is not tex mex.

>>5130077
I am betting that you have an allergy to shellfish. The first reaction is usually a warning reaction. The second time you might need an epi pen shot.

>>5130086
>tommy's chili burger.

MI AMIGO!!!!! TOMMY'S!!!!!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!

Raw broccoli. It just makes me want to vomit. It's unfortunate because cooked broccoli is one of my favourite vegetables.

>>5130376

This. they really are quite different. It makes me confused whenever I see people arguing Chipole vs. the local Mexican joints. The food is very different, comparing the two makes little sense.

>>5130424
I think Chipotle and other similar burrito places are more cali mex. They are Mission style burritos. Foil wrapped burritos like that aren't really big in tex mex, we usually smother ours with any combo of chili con carne, chili con queso, red enchilada sauce, lettuce, onion, tomato, olives, shredded cheese, and sour cream.

I never acquired a taste for any alchohol.

most shit taste like Cough Syrup for me.

>>5130107
>i usually use about 3x the recommended amount of grounds

That's the only way you make a good cup of coffee with a coffee maker.

Ketchup

makes me nauseous just smelling it and tasting it makes me gag

I adore coffee but if I drink it first thing in the morning I get indigestion and the poops. Also it makes me feel wrung-out and generally bad, though I only feel that way when I have it after just waking up. Any other time and I don't feel it.

Any type of nuts. It doesn't matter if it's eanuts, pistachios, or Brazil nuts (or as my crazy old neighbor calls them, "Nigger Nuts") I have to vomit after about 3-5 of them.
Also does Splenda count? Anytime I eat something that has Splenda in it I get nauseous and have to throw up. Oddly enough the same reaction I get when I attempt to smoke a cigarette.

> inb4 I'm a pussy

I'm not sure why but anytime I smoke mass produced cigarettes (anything from Marlboros-Camels-American Spirits-Etc..) I just get so goddamned sick.

>>5130925
That's because you're smart and haven't hammered it down until you tricked yourself into liking it.

Or you're a wuss. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>5130044
I'm allergic to tomatoes and I can handle them with no problems. "Allergies" are defined by having antibodies in your system specifically for an allergen. If I eat cooked tomatoes I don't get any oral symptoms, but will be nauseous and sometimes (about 40% of the time) throw the meal up a few hours later.

Allergies have all kinds of different symptoms. Just because OP isn't getting a contact dermatitis reaction doesn't mean that he isn't allergic.

Attempting to eat any kind of pasta. The slimy, loose texture of it makes me gag. I can get it down but I hate it, even though I can eat pretty much anything else the majority of humanity accepts as food and like it.

>mfw people take me to Italian restaurants

No foods give me any serious adverse reactions, but tofu will give me the shits. Not bad enough that I still don't enjoy mapo tofu from time to time, but bad enough that I don't have it as often as I'd like.

I get the same thing if I have two or three meals in a row where the starch is wheat, so I make it a point to mix things up between wheat, rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes and corn tortillas.

>>5131243
>I'm not sure why but anytime I smoke mass produced cigarettes (anything from Marlboros-Camels-American Spirits-Etc..) I just get so goddamned sick.
could be because you are ingesting a toxin your body isn't used to at all. Disregard that if you are a regular smoker of your own rolled cigs. I've had the worst reaction to nicotine for the longest time, with intense nausea, headache and a blood rush. It stopped when I smoked more frequently ( yay... ).
>>5130029
It seems like I can't digest the skin of bell peppers. I feel them burning in my stomach for days and they come out completely undigested with watery shiet usually around 3 days later. It's a pain in the ass, pun fully intentional.
>>5130073
>yes you can overdose, no it won't kill you
But it can kill you, only reasonably possible with coffeine-pills though.

>>5131259
I have a similar reaction to potatoes and rice. Huh, we're fucked up ain't we.

>>5131267
>cigs already give people an adverse reaction
>gives you AN EVEN WORSE ADVERSE REACTION
>for a longer period of time than normal smokers
>powered on through to addiction

For what purpose, anon. I smoke as well, but seriously.

>>5131268
Hey, at least we're not one of those freaks who don't like bread. I can understand forgoing it for a diet, but not liking it at all? That's just crazy.

>>5130029
I lose my appetite and nearly puke whenever I eat onions.

I attribute this to the fact my dad got really drunk when I was a year old and fed me onions until I puked.

shit sucks.

i used to drink probably a 12 pack of soda a day when i was younger, one day i decided fuck this shit it has to be bad as fuck for me so i quit soda cold turkey, now i cant drink half a can of soda without feeling sick or getting an extremely bad headache
side not, if its mixed with alcohol i can drink as much as i want,

>>5131269
Back then I didn't smoke cigarettes at all, I've had these reactions when smoking tobacco in a joint. Always hated it and tried to smoke my pipe pure as often as possible, but whaddya know, I got more and more used to the nicotine.
It grew into a "minor addiction" over time, I still don't smoke cigarettes, but tobacco in my pipe a few times every day.
People are stupid, mkay.
>>5131273
I can't imagine what it must be like to not like bread at all, especially since I'm coming from a country with kick-ass gray bread. Nothing better than the smell and taste of the crust of a freshly baked loaf. mmmh.

>>5130029
I like the smell and taste it gives the dish. But i can't eat it, i spit it out and get super nauseous and gag from the experience.

>>5130029
I shit my ass out if I drink coffee, same here other caffeine is fine
It's the darnedest thing

>>5130029
Any kind of Asian spices or Mexican above Taco Bell beef level heat fucks my stomach up bad

The thought of soups make me vomit, and salads make me feel like vomiting 5 minutes after eating them, unless they have some sort of meat.

>>5131626
obligatory question: how fat are you?

>>5131638
about as fat as your mom

>>5131642
shots fired

>>5130029
Coffee does this to me too, which is a shame because I like it, but I'll be in pain if I drink it. I usually just stick to tea which I'm okay with. It's healthier in the long run, I guess.

>>5131626
You sound like that woman who could only eat cheesey potatoes and she'd cry and take a fit at the mere smell of brussel sprout.

>>5131642
strange, my mom doesn't like soup or salads either.

>>5131651
forgot to add, she is fat.

bad vanilla makes me immediately feel sick, especially on muesli bars

>>5131626
>unless they have some sort of meat
oh god you're disgusting

>>5131646

I don't know why but garlic makes my insomnia worse.
It makes my mouth dry and my heart rate noticeably increases, it's most noticeable when I lay down to try and sleep.
Every bit of google info I read says that garlic does the opposite, opens up airways and promotes sleep in general.
For me it does the opposite but I keep on eating it anyway. At least once a day I find some way to include garlic in a meal.

A lot of foods aggravate my sinuses, but I don't know why. If I have anything made with dairy or flour, my nose starts to run and I start to experience really bad postnasal drip. I feel like I'm drowning sometimes after eating pancakes or having a glass of milk.

coffee can do the same thing to me, i get the same shit with wine and some tea. i suspect its the tannins.

every time i drink apple juice my saliva turns really thick. pretty disgusting

>>5130029
Can't eat most red meat, it literally tastes like ash in my mouth and gives me wicked indigestion.

When I eat "jelly-like" food, as octopus or mushrooms, I cannot help thinking about his texture and I want to throw it up.

>>5131764
Maybe you need to return the treasures of the lost abyss to their rightful owners.

For me it's potatoes. I used to eat them all the time but now whenever I eat them my tongue get's tingly, and my throat starts to hurt. Everything starts to taste rancid as well.

You don't start to realize how much potatoes are in everything until something like this happens.

Eggs. Fuck eggs. I just can't handle the taste.

>>5131811
One time when I was hungover I made myself some eggs and toast. I finished one and then started feeling queasy from the smell and ended up vomiting my brains out. Ever since then eating eggs has been hit or miss for me.

>>5130086
I see your shroom burgers and raise you over 300 fresh liberty caps in one sitting.

"rank" doesn't even begin to describe it, me and a buddy entered eldritch abomination stage.

My innards were messed up some time ago due to uncontrolled Crohn's. A few things did bad things to me, like milk and yogurt, but the one that confused me most was tea with milk.

Black tea? Absolutely fine. Green tea? No problem.
Tea with a tiny amount of added dairy? Fuck. Guaranteed vomitting within the hour.

Never did work that one out.