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Which of the big three (Chipotle, Moe's and Qdoba) is your favorite and why? Chipotle is mine because of their stance on organics and free-range, hormone-free meats. They're going to be GMO-free soon too, which is just awesome.

Also, that based barbacoa.

>> No.5112092

Qdoba. I'm not a vegetarian but when it comes to Mexican food, I prefer to load up on fajita style veggies and cheese.Basically all I get at any of those places is a veggie quesadilla. Qdoba's cheese and guac are superior. It might be the two locations I'm close to, but Qdoba's fajitas veggies are also tastier.

>> No.5112095

viral pls go

>> No.5112096

get the fuck out of here im so tired of this shit

>> No.5112102

never even heard of Moe's or Qdoba
I prefer Freebird's

>> No.5112114
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5112114

Qdoba is too expensive

>>5112102
You holdin' on to those nuggets? Make sure to reserve your Chuck E Cheese pizzas for Thanksgiving?

>> No.5112132

What the fuck is a Chipotle's?

>> No.5112151

chipotle. I also like the organic and free range aspect, you don't get that with most fast food. five guys for instance is basically an antibiotic patty between two pieces of bread.

>> No.5112177

Moe's 100%. Qdoba tastes like shit. Chipotle is good, but too much rice.

>> No.5112183

All suck shit. I love taco bell.

>> No.5112187

>>5112177
You don't have to order rice, retard.

>> No.5112198

Filibertos or Taco Nezo

>> No.5112234

>>5112177
fucking Qdoba and Chipotle taste the same to me. But Qdoba is less filling where as at Chipotle, I feel like I can't finish anything.

>> No.5112242

My favorite is Bait, it just opened recently by some guy named Faggot OP.

>> No.5112280

>>5112242
what the fuck? are we just not allowed to talk about Chipotle anymore?

>> No.5112298
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>>5112280
Mr. Hipsterdouche gets sand all up in his vagina when someone says "chipotle" or "walmart" or "ketchup."
>/ck/

>> No.5112304
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5112304

>>5112298
>>5112280

I don't know about you guys but I've gone over 397.1 days without eating processed garbage.

>> No.5112305

>>5112298
the word hipster is so old, that's like 2012 old

>> No.5112311
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>>5112089

I agree, there is no better than Chipotle. I'm thinking of starting a Chipotle based colony in the jungles of French Guyana where my followers can eat Chipotle free of worry from interlopers and non believers who call the 9000 threads posted here as viral marketing.

Thank you for your very real and humbling post OP. What a wonderful way to start another great discussion on the virtues of the Chipotle experiences.

I, personally am blessed to have a Chipotle that I can go to during work. The fajita veggies that the creator have provided are bountiful. Why I could eat them every day, forever and ever!

pic related. Mandatory Chipotle Eating Clothing.

>> No.5112323

>>5112280

Now, when you say "anymore", do you mean the two or three daily chipotle threads we have around here?

>> No.5112483

All Chipotle needs is a queso sauce and they'll truly be number one.

>> No.5112509

Taco Del Mar is da bess

>> No.5112533
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5112533

>>5112483

>> No.5112545 [DELETED] 

chipotle rice is hard as tits

>> No.5112766

>>5112509
I just Googled it and the food looks like Taco Bell :(

>> No.5112785

>>5112089
Is that guac without chilli in it

>> No.5112808

>>5112089

Qdoba > Moe's > Chipotle

Qdoba has this fuck-awesome barbecue sauce which makes everything taste like what sex feels like.

Moe's has cheese that tastes good.

Chipotle is bland as fuck.

>> No.5112920

I steal at least two full bottles of Tabasco from every Chipotle I go to. Does this make me a bad person?

>> No.5113002

>>5112920
Well, yeah. You're a thief, you scumbag.

>> No.5113963

>>5112808
>he doesn't have taste buds

:(

>> No.5113967

>>5112089

burritos are gross.

>> No.5113970

>>5112089
I like Moes the best, they have white queso

>> No.5113975

>>5112920

Nah it's fine. I steal a beer mug from a pub once in a while.

The business makes lots of profit and them losing a couple of sauces a month won't hurt them in the least bit.

But you save yourself a good 8 bucks.

The thing is - tobasco company sells you a bottle for $4 bucks, but to the restaraunt businesss they sell them wholesale for like 50 cents a bottle!

So they're the thiefs. Theyre marking up your sauce like 800% for no damn reason. Consider this an adjustment.

You gotta have justice in your crimes, otherwise you can quickly turn into a bad person. I'd never steal from a person but I'd rob Electronic Arts of millions if I could get away with it.

>> No.5113976

>>5112089
btw, that based *cow's face
fixed

>> No.5113980

That looks pretty tasty, didn't expect that. Looks like Döner plus Guacamole.

>> No.5113981

>>5112808
>implying qdoba isn't equally bland, which is why you cover everything in barbecue sauce.

>> No.5113996

>>5112089
Qdoba or Chipotle. There are more Chipotles in my area so I usually go there, but yeah they taste pretty similar.

>> No.5114021

>>5113967
But you could eat a burrito bowl with your favorite chopsticks. :3

>> No.5114027

>>5113975
>I'd never steal from a person but I'd rob Electronic Arts of millions if I could get away with it.
A company consists of people, yet stealing from one is fine? D'okay.

>> No.5114268

>>5114027
>not wanting to rob the worst company in the game industry

>> No.5114276

>>5112089
I am willing to bet that you, like 99% of people, didn't even give a shit about GMO's until anti government people started talking about it. Burn in hell you fucking hippie

>> No.5114301

Chipotle: Shit food, for shit people.

>> No.5114336

fucking viral marketing shit!!

>> No.5114398

>>5114276
most people give a shit about GMO in europe anyway. which explains we barely have any. lets hope it lasts..

>> No.5114404

>>5114336
>implying anyone would ever believe you could afford to eat there

And I seriously doubt you'd walk to a bus stop to get there.

>> No.5114441
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5114441

The church of Chipotle representin'.'

>> No.5114477

>>5112089
>Chipotle is mine because of their stance on organics and free-range, hormone-free meats.

I thought someone proved that they were actually lying about that.

>> No.5114559
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5114559

I'm not addicted, I swear!

>> No.5114563

>>5114477

Some of their suppliers in some areas briefly had an issue filling orders, so they temporarily switched to non-organic (or maybe it was non-freerange). They put up flyers in the affected stores, and the insidious jewish conspiracy was thus revealed for all to see.

>> No.5114635
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5114635

>tfw you'll never be able to replicate the deliciousness at home ;_;

>> No.5114648

>>5114635
uh, that shit is extremely easy to replicate

>> No.5114650

>>5114648
>implying you could

>> No.5114657
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>>5114650
nigga, you can SEE what's in it

>> No.5114691

>>5114398
The point is that no one even cared about GMO's until they were told to be angry about it.

>> No.5114730

>>5114691
>The point is that no one even cared about GMO's until they were told to be angry about it.
GMOs were never on the market in Europe. It isn't like they were on the market, "people were told to get angry about it", and they were banned.

I don't know what you are even talking about.

>> No.5114762

>>5114730

<spoiler>I don't think he does either</spoiler>

>> No.5114842

>>5114648
if you want actually good shit, no. You'd have to spend literally hours cooking all the components.
>cilantro rice
>slow-cooked beans
>slow-cooked meat
>all manners of salsas and guac
it works fine for chipotle because they make everything in bulk for many many people. For one or two people at home it isn't nearly as practical.

>posting in a viral marketing thread
fuck

>> No.5114858

>>5114730
This in a nutshell.

Also, Murcans love the freedom to put whatever cheap, disgusting shit into their stomachs.

>> No.5114871

never heard of Moes, but Chipotle is much better than Qdoba because it tastes better, the meat especially. Also theey put the burrito together in a way that the ingredients are better distributed, with qdoba it seems like every time i get several bites that are only sour cream, and others that are only veggies and it sucks

>> No.5114877

>>5114730
>GMOs were never on the market in Europe
Its hilarious what influence the Luddites still have over there

>> No.5114918

Are GMO genetically modified foods?
if they are then we've ALL been eating them for almost 200 years, I don't understand why everybody suddenly became obsessed with being against it...

>> No.5114927

>>5114918
GMO = genetically modified organism
Genetically modified foods come from GMOs.
The term "GMO" is quite technical and only refers to genetic engineering through modern techniques, i.e. not hybrids or simple cross-breeding.

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>>5114918

How right you are.

>> No.5114941
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>>5114931
>agcirulculture

>> No.5114952

>>5114918
>I don't understand why everybody suddenly became obsessed with being against it...
because liberals are afraid of science and progress

>> No.5114957

>>5114952
I am a liberal (for the most part? I'm socially liberal, anyway). I adore science. I adore progress. Most of the other liberals I know feel the same way as I do. We make fun of the smelly hippies as much as we make fun of conservitards. Extremes are never good. Ever, but I'm definitely far more left than I am right.

>> No.5114961

>>5114957
Unfortunately people like you do not control your party nor are you typical of its membership

>> No.5114962

>>5114952
Unlike right wing christian fundies with their creationism.

>> No.5114963

>>5114952
That's the opposite of a liberal. You're probably defining environmental cunts.

>> No.5114970

The problem with GMO foods is that we don't actually know much about genes or their interactions. There's also the whole issue of people making FUCKING RANDOMIZED ORGANIC MATTER THAT WE IDENTIFIED BUT DID NOT PRODUCE a protected intellectual property. Heaven knows copyright laws have been bloated out of complete control.

>> No.5114972

>Chipotle
>Good

>> No.5114973

>>5114962
That shit i fucking dumb, but it least it doesn't effect us. Trying to actually ban progress and science like the anti-GMO crowd actually hurts people

>> No.5114974

>>5114918
Selective plant breeding is not the same as manually engineering genetics between organisms, you dense fuck.

>> No.5114988

>>5114974
Its faster, much more efficient, but other than that its functionally identical

>> No.5114991

>>5114970
>The problem with GMO foods is that we don't actually know much about genes or their interactions
yes we do

>> No.5114993

Qdoba is based. Their nachos are our-god-is-an-awesome-god-tier.

Haven't been to Moe's. Saw an Undercover Boss episode on it, so I'm interested.

Will never go to Shitpotle, since it's hyped up by vegan hipster faggots.

>> No.5114997

Is Moes really a big three? Never even seen one before. I assume they are regional unlike Chipotle and Doba

>> No.5115100

>>5114988
Nope. Selectively breeding is restricted to two specimens within the same species. You can swap genetic traits from one species to another through GM'ing.

>> No.5115114

>>5115100
Well selective breeding takes advantage of random mutations, These random mutations are no different as far as human safety is concerned than picking new genes through science

>> No.5115149

>>5115114
I'm not talking in terms of safety or random probability. I was simply stating that genetic modification and crossbreeding are two distinctly different processes and no matter how you try to slice it the result of one should not be regarded as the result of the other.

>> No.5115153

>>5115149
>I was simply stating that genetic modification and crossbreeding are two distinctly different processes
Different means, same ends

>> No.5115167

>>5114997
No, and Moe's is utter garbage. They are the cheapest but their food is awful.

>> No.5115168

>>5115153
Still not the same.

>> No.5115170

chipotle is only patrician answer

>> No.5115172

>>5115168
Its surely not the same process, but there is absolutely no cause to be afraid of one and not the other

>> No.5115186

>>5115172
I'm afraid of ignorant people spreading misinformation that spreads like wildfire and is touted as fact. Not GMO's.

>> No.5115241

>>5115167
Last time I ate at Moe's I got food poisoning. I went there on my lunch break and started feel bad with about an hour to go... it was hell.

>> No.5115392

Chipotle is the only answer, everywhere else is pleb-tier

>> No.5115510

>going to chipotle for barbacoa

lol so glad I live in Texas

>> No.5115518

>>5112132
glad nobody replied to this

>> No.5115528

I prefer Qdoba over Chipotle, better chicken and they have a ground beef option.

>> No.5115542

>>5114957
tip of the fedora 2 u

>> No.5115561

>>5115510
I live in Texas and I order barbacoa at Chipotle.

>> No.5115648

>>5115528
>ground beef

Never.

>> No.5115890

>>5115518
until assbutt here came along

>> No.5117056
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>>5115510
>he doesn't love Chipotle's delicious barbacoa

Fucking plebs.

>> No.5117071

>>5112177
>but too much rice.
you can always, you know, ask for less rice.

>> No.5117082

>>5117056
it's all about the based carnitas.

>> No.5117112

>>5114993

>Doesn't like something because certain other people do.

Hmm yeah. I think I'd rather hang out with a hipster than you. Fucking loser lol.

>> No.5117120

chiptole is such SHIT

>> No.5117134

>>5117120

I have no idea what Chiptole is, but I heard Chipotle is pretty good if you want to give that a shot?

>> No.5117147

>>5117134
no its shit

>> No.5117286

>>5117120
>>5117147
Like your sentence structure. Chipotle is amazing food for winners.

>> No.5117527
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5117527

Someone say Chipotle? :D

>> No.5117552

My friend was diagnosed HIV-positive, the virus that leads to AIDS, shortly after having eaten at Chipotle.

>> No.5117737

>>5117552
He clearly fucked your mother before getting lunch.

>> No.5117839
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>>5114952
>because liberals are afraid of science and progress
THIS

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>>5114962
Liberals don't believe in evolution.

>> No.5117856

Remember when /ck/ wasn't a refugee camp for /pol/?

>> No.5117938

>>5117856
Remember when your mom sucked my dick?

>> No.5117935

>>5117552
It takes about 6 months for HIV to test positive, and your friend is a faggot

>> No.5117945

>>5117552
I was diagnosed with cancer shortly after reading your post

>> No.5118006

Qdoba because that's what's on campus.

>> No.5118151

>>5117839
The progress isn't needed. I'm European, I'd know.

>> No.5118166

Chipotle = best ingredients
Qdoba = better menu
moe's = not in my area

>> No.5118168

why the fuck are there so many of these fucking threads

>> No.5118197

>>5118166
Chipotle has the best burritos. Qdoba has better other things, but when I go I want a god damned burrito

>> No.5118201

Bonus points to qdoba for staying open well past bar time, what the fuck Chipotle, why do you have to close at 9?

Otherwise Chipotle all the way. Never heard of Moes

>> No.5118769

>>5118168
Good restaurants garner popularity.

>> No.5118956
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5118956

Amazing.

>> No.5118978

Freebirds was here, flippin the bird at your weak Chipotle shit.

>> No.5118982

>>5118978
>no organics
>shitty meats
>no barbacoa
>tattooed teenagers in the kitchen
>blaring music and tacky crap all over the place

Nope.

>> No.5119187
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5119187

>All these plebs acting like Chipotle is some fucking haute cuisine or even good Mexican food for that matter

Truly the scum of the earth.

Go to any real taqueria and see Chipotle pale in comparison.

You fucking plebs

>> No.5119196

chipotle, dat guac texture
>>5112092
I think qdoba's guac is too creamy
but then again I've eaten at least 4 free burritos from my rewards card within an year.

>> No.5119202

>>5119187
The comparison would be relevant if they served tacos on chipotle, though. Surely you mean fondas or restaurantes.

>> No.5119214

>>5119202
they do serve tacos though

>> No.5119218

>>5119202
They have flour and corn tortillas at Chipotle. You get three in each order.

>> No.5120224

>>5119187
Yeah, because taquerias have a firm stance on organic produce and hormone free rat meat. You couldn't pay me to eat at a taqueria, you really have no idea what you're eating there.

>> No.5120304

>>5112483
>Chipotle
>Queso sauce

>> No.5120309

>>5112808W
What the fuck qdoba has BARBEQUE SAUCE? That's fucking filthy. I'm never going there, I decided.

>> No.5120323

WELCOMETO MOESSSSSS

>> No.5120611

>>5120323
Welcome to Moe's, enjoy your diarrhea!

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Greatness awaits, /ck/.

>> No.5120988

Were large burritos always so adored? I don't remember it being this way, but it seems every twentysomething loves them now, loudly.

>> No.5120995

>>5119187
"real" taquerias are often more often than not shit. cheapest possible cuts of meat, produce that might not be the freshest, a pound of grease in every burrito, refried beans that are more like re-refried beans

not saying all mexican restaurants are shitty, but most are. it's poor people's food

chipotle has better quality ingredients than most mexican places BY FAR

>> No.5121017

>>5120995

This. It cracks me up to see whitey talking about his first visit to "the barrio" acting like he's some kind of Indiana Jones of food.

Go to Mexico, preferably central or southern Mexico, if you want to experience what Mexican food is. Don't talk up your trip to the shitty burrito joint on the bad side of the interstate, and pronounce "burrito" with an exaggerated accent while arching your eyebrows smugly, and think you're doing better than a visit to a generic fast food chain.

>> No.5121024

>>5120948
That thumbnail looks like a papaya...

>> No.5121150
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5121150

If your order looks like this you're doing it wrong.

>> No.5121187

>>5121150
Yeah, you need to get the soft corn shells instead.

>> No.5121194

>>5121024
HA! I thought so, too!
I fucking hate papaya... unless unripe.

>> No.5121869

>>5121187
This. So you can get three meats and different combinations.

>> No.5121873

>>5121150
Absolutely. I'd never order garbage from Chipotle...

>> No.5121885

>>5121873
>implying you could afford to eat there

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5121890

>>5121885
>eat at Qdoba and Five Guys
>can't afford Shitpotle

>> No.5121893

Report for commercial spam and move on.

>> No.5121901

I used to think the people saying the chipotle threads were viral marketing were crazy.

Now i'm starting to believe it.

>> No.5121903

>>5119187
Yeah, because taquerias have a firm stance on organic produce and hormone free rat meat. You couldn't pay me to eat at a taqueria, you really have no idea what you're eating there.

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Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)13:59 UTC-6 No.5120304

>>5112483
>Chipotle
>Queso sauce

>>
Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)14:01 UTC-6 No.5120309

>>5112808W
What the fuck qdoba has BARBEQUE SAUCE? That's fucking filthy. I'm never going there, I decided.

>>
Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)14:05 UTC-6 No.5120323
Replies: >>5120611

WELCOMETO MOESSSSSS

>>
Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)16:14 UTC-6 No.5120611

>>5120323
Welcome to Moe's, enjoy your diarrhea!

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Greatness awaits, /ck/.

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Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)18:02 UTC-6 No.5120988

Were large burritos always so adored? I don't remember it being this way, but it seems every twentysomething loves them now, loudly.

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Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)18:04 UTC-6 No.5120995
Replies: >>5121017

>>5119187
"real" taquerias are often more often than not shit. cheapest possible cuts of meat, produce that might not be the freshest, a pound of grease in every burrito, refried beans that are more like re-refried beans

not saying all mexican restaurants are shitty, but most are. it's poor people's food

chipotle has better quality ingredients than most mexican places BY FAR

>>
Anonymous 01/20/14(Mon)18:09 UTC-6 No.5121017

>>5120995

This. It cracks me up to see whitey talking about his first visit to "the barrio" acting like he's some kind of Indiana Jones of food.

Go to Mexico, preferably central or southern Mexico, if you want to experience what Mexican food is. Don't talk up your trip to the shitty burrito joint on the bad side of the interstate, and pronounce "burrito" with an exaggerated accent while arching your eyebrows smugly, and think you're

>> No.5121951

>>5121903
The newest of the newfags, folks.

>> No.5122020

>>5112089
i dont see no grandma's cooking or serving at chipotle's


NOT LEGIT!!!!

FUCK THEM!!!

>> No.5122034

>>5114842
>cilantro rice
...pretty simple, mate
>slow-cooked beans
might take a while, but it's hands off work
>slow-cooked meat
there's no meat in that
>all manners of salsas and guac
not difficult to prepare or even that time consuming

>For one or two people at home it isn't nearly as practical.
make it once and you have food for a week. granted, the salsa is at it's best the first day.

>> No.5122043

>>5114842
>You'd have to spend literally hours cooking all the components.
Which takes about 5 minutes if your time unless your oven requires constant supervision or is powered by man power.

>> No.5122044

>thinking Chipotle is that great for mankind
Aren't they owned by Coke?

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>> No.5122121

>>5122044
Pepsi, actually.

>> No.5122269

>>5112102

>Freebirds

Pretentious hippie liberal hipster shit.

>> No.5123128

>>5122269
You don't like blaring music and stretched earlobes?

>> No.5123161

>>5122269
>Pretentious hippie liberal hipster shit.
Are you unable to formulate your own opinion, or do you mash together a bunch of buzzwords and smirk?

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>>5123161
You've obviously never been to Freebirds.

>> No.5123538

>>5122034
>I've never had a job, I don't understand why fast casual restaurants exist

>> No.5123560

>>5123355
>show of patriotism
>blasts classic rock so loud I cant even talk

yea really 'liberal'

>> No.5123620

>>5123560
I can guarantee the tattooed teenagers behind the register want free money for existing.

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Chipotle is the superior of the three
Moes quality is less than that of Chipotle, but they give you more options.
Qdoba is simply over priced Taco Bell.

>> No.5123690

>>5123355
Is that a cross on the menu board?

>> No.5123746

>>5123620
while they work a job you couldn't possibly handle with all your autism

>> No.5123749

>>5123690
I have no idea, I've only been there once and the atmosphere was terrible. Blaring music, tacky decorations, just horrible. It was like a nightmare.

>> No.5123750

>>5123746
>projecting on 4chan

>> No.5123757

>>5123750
>projecting
I believe you mean, "I know you are, but what am I".

>> No.5123764

So what's it like being in PR for chipotle?

>> No.5123767

>>5123757
But he was implying making burritos was hard, he had to be projecting.

>> No.5123771

>>5123764
What's it like to pretend to be an idiot on the internet every waking moment of your life?

>> No.5123800

>>5112089
Freebirds is best

>> No.5123825
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5123825

>>5123800
>this

>> No.5123863
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5123863

>>5123764
>>5123771

>> No.5123932

>>5123863
>pretending Chipotle advertises to anime NEETS

You can't pay for a burrito with pocket lint, thanks for giving me a reason to bump though. :D

>> No.5124094

>>5123932
But a disability check will buy plenty of them.

>> No.5124135

>>5124094
You actually have to be disabled to get disability in America.

>> No.5124148

what if we just stopped replying to the blatant bait/viral and reported

>> No.5124150

>>5124135
if you are a neet its likely you have some sort of mental disability or condition

>> No.5124159

>>5124135
>You actually have to be disabled to get disability in America.
This, unfortunately, isn't true.

>> No.5124160

>>5124135
lolwut. My girlfriends brother is such a fuckup that they convinced a doctor that his Bi-polar/anxiety disorders are disabling. Boom $950 a month, plus up to 20 hrs of regular work a week if he wants. I don't envy his life style but it's foolish to believe what you said.

>> No.5124165 [DELETED] 

sage and reported for viral for the last fucking time.

>> No.5124168

>>5124165
Announcing you reports is a big no no, anon :)

>> No.5124171

>>5113975

>the business makes profit from you stealing their shit

you fucking clepto you need help.

>> No.5124665

>>5124160
How did he do it? My friend's mom a degenerative spinal disease and can't sit or stand for long periods of time and her case was rejected twice.

>> No.5124851
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5124851

That guacamole. Why is it so delicious?

>> No.5124883

>>5124851
They actually use a 1:1 ratio of butter to avocado, and that would be why.

>> No.5124900

>>5124883
>butten in avocado
is this real?

>> No.5124975

>>5124665
Depends on the state. The more liberal, the easier it is (can even qualify for obesity sometimes), >>5124160 is from New York but states like Texas, Alaska, Kentucky, etc it can be near impossible.

>> No.5124995

>>5124975
And of course she lives in Texas, Texas sucks sometimes. I just feel bad for her.

>> No.5125258
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5125258

My thighs are quaking for these tacos.

>> No.5125283

OH BOY DO I LOVE THE MEDIOCRE TASTE OF CHIPOTLE IN MY MOUTH, EVERYONE SHOULD EAT AT CHIPOTLE EVERYDAY. THEY SHOULD JUST SHUT DOWN EVERY OTHER MEXICAN PLACES AND REPLACE THEM WITH CHIPOTLE.

>> No.5125284

>>5125258
Is that spaghetti you piece of shit?

>> No.5125355

>>5125258
Freebirds is better

>> No.5125364

>>5117839
Reaction to that image: because they were protesting against the Iraq War which was over by that point you dense fuck.

>> No.5125374

>>5125258
>rice in a taco
holy shit how white washed can chipotle get

>> No.5125453

Chipotle. The two times I went to Qdoba all their shit looked and tasted like crap that came from a frozen plastic bag that you heat up in boiling water.

>> No.5125458

>They're going to be GMO-free soon too, which is just awesome.

Yeah fucking GMOs, it's not as if they saved millions from famine or improved the quality, resilience, yield and longevity of agricultural products.

>> No.5126384

>>5125374
No shit, they don't even reuse salsa and there's no roaches in the kitchen. We demand authenticity!

>> No.5126450

>>5112089

> Chipotle is mine because of their stance on organics and free-range, hormone-free meats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUtnas5ScSE

Chipotle seems anti-meat in general, even though they obviously sell it

>> No.5126467

>>5125374
>implying being white washed is somehow a bad thing

>> No.5126470

>>5125458

>thinks GMO vs non-GMO has anything to do with people starving

The US alone grows more crops than would feed the entire world several times over. You don't need GMOs to feed the world, you just need people to actually give a shit about feeding the hungry.

>> No.5126489

>>5112089
Is this some kind of running joke on /ck/? Is the viral marketing for Chipotle real, or is this some epig so fahnny maymay?

>> No.5126600

>>5126489
Are you actually retarded enough to believe a company who's only advertising consists of two short videos and billboards would bother advertising to a demographic that can't afford their food or are you just pretending to be a retard on the internet again?

>> No.5126616

>>5126489
>Is this some kind of running joke on /ck/?
Yes

>> No.5126617

>>5126470
>The US alone grows more crops than would feed the entire world several times over
[citation needed]

We also grow more than we need because we keep a constant surplus of corn in case of, ya know, famine or something like it.

You remember famine right? The kind of shit we used to get before GMO's?

>> No.5126623

>>5126600
Clearly not viral marketing, but you would need to be poor as shit to not be able to afford chipotle. Pretty sure /ck/ is not full of inner city youth

>> No.5126625

>>5126617
Europeans don't have GMOs and they're not starving, what's your excuse for defending Monsanto. The fact that I even had to ask this is just sad. Americans are brainwashed.

>> No.5126637

>>5126623
This is a food board full of anime NEETs, they only spend their parents' money on anime posters and dolls.

>> No.5126644

Had Chipotle once, was just as overpriced as Moe's but the burrito was bland and the salsa tasteless. Never had Qdoba but not really interested in trying it.

>> No.5126646

>>5126625
>what's your excuse for defending Monsanto
maybe because being afraid of science and progress is a terrible attitude to have

>> No.5126673

>>5126617

>[citation needed]

We feed about 10 billion land animals for slaughter yearly. That's more animals than there are people on the planet. This process is hugely inefficient, requiring about 27 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of beef. If we'd just grow crops to feed humans, we could solve the problem of world hunger easily. But we don't, because

>muh cheeseburgers

>> No.5126681

>>5126673
What the fuck is wrong with wanting to eat good tasting things?

>> No.5126687

>>5126673
>using that argument
lol ok

>> No.5126693

>>5126681

Destroying yourself, the planet, and the creature in order to do it. You might as well be asking "why can't I just rape the women I want to fuck? My dick has to go in SOMEONE'S vagina!"

>> No.5126694

>>5126673
Or we could just keep eating good things and embrace science and make better crops instead of being a Luddite

>> No.5126701

>>5126694

Or we could grow up, be adults, and take responsibility for things

>> No.5126700

>>5126693
Liberals are hilarious

>> No.5126706

>>5126470
Lets tell those starving Indians to pass on the GMO crops, they should just pay up for American foodstuffs, the selfish bastards.

>> No.5126710

>>5126701
>Or we could grow up, be adults, and take responsibility for things
through science we will make the world a better place. This has been happening for a long time now, thanks to science and capitalism the world is a better place than it ever before has been

>> No.5126734

>>5126710

Science can't make a sustainable, long-term fix for this problem. We know what we have to do to, but [some] people are holding us back

>> No.5126741

>>5126734
yes it can. GMO is exactly that, and it will surely advance even more from here once people stop ignorantly being afraid of genes and as the science continues to advance

>> No.5126746

>>5126646
Yeah, fuck those local farmers. We corporate now. I'm so glad I'm not American.

>> No.5126759

>>5126746
What? local farmers are doing quite well in america

Also, rejecting science because it might decrease the need for certain types of labor it will remove is the exact philosophy of the Luddites


Typical liberal disregard for economics. Should we ban companies from using machines so they have to hire more unskilled labor?

>> No.5126765

>>5126741

Yeah, and people shouldn't be afraid of water that has an extra oxygen molecule added to it. What kind of trouble could that cause? Let's all start drinking it without any scientific evaluation of potential dangers.

>> No.5126771

>>5126759
This is why the world is laughing at you. I'll just continue eating non-GMO produce and meats while you worship Monsanto. Poor sheeple.

>> No.5126774

>>5126765
>extra oxygen molecule added to it

That doesn't even make sense. Do you mean an extra oxygen atom? You should stop talking about things you clearly don't understand.

>> No.5126778

>>5126765
Terrible analogy.

Out of curiosity, lets say we found some new fruit in the middle of the Amazon, do you think we should need to study it and run trials for 20 or 50 years before we allow people to consume it?

>> No.5126783

>>5126759
>local farmers are doing quite well in america

Yeah, if they work with Monsanto. You really need to research before commenting.

>> No.5126784

>>5126765
You realize with GMO foods they take genes from something already considered safe and add them to a crop. They aren't just doing random shit. Genes don't magically become toxic or anything like that

>> No.5126790

>>5126771
You sound like a fool. You are happy to keep living in darkness and disregard science and enlightenment

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>>5126784

>things don't react unexpectedly when placed in completely foreign environments

>> No.5126802

>>5126790
I'm happy that I don't have to eat Monsanto GMOs. You sound as idiotic as most Americans. WE CORPORATE NOW! USA USA USA! I'm literally laughing out loud right now.

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5126803

>>5126783
yeah, the rural midwest, where most of the crops are is doing so poorly

>> No.5126817

>>5126803
>irrelevant replies the thread

>> No.5126818

>>5126798
>>things don't react unexpectedly when placed in completely foreign environments
Genes don't work like that. They do not make random things. Also biological toxins are extremely complex, you could not just luck into a crop becoming toxic. Worst case scenario with GMO acting unexpectedly is they don't grow well.

>> No.5126822

>>5126802
Please at least take a basic genetics class before you decide to be afraid of science

>> No.5126824

>>5126818
You literally don't have anything better to do, do you? Is your PS4 updating or what?

>> No.5126838

>>5126824
it bothers me when people are completely ignorant of science and say stupid things about it

You probably are afraid of vaccines and MSG too with that attitude

>> No.5126839

>>5126818

>Genes don't work like that

The problem is you have absolutely no idea, and you don't support the idea of studying these crops long-term to make sure they're safe. Instead, we get GMO wheat in everything we eat, now half the world is suddenly gluten intolerant and you just say "oh well, fuck liberals"

>> No.5126840

>>5126822
>he needs to resort to talking about useless credits to defend his Frankenfood

I can't hear you over the sound of my chewing superior non-GMO food. Enjoy your HFCS too, Amerilard.

>> No.5126850

>>5126838
NO, MSG IS KAWAII! I SUPPORT ALL THINGS KAWAII! >:3

>> No.5126853

>>5126839
>and you don't support the idea of studying these crops long-term to make sure they're safe
I don't like being overly cautious out of misguided fear

If there were even a theory on how GMO food could magically become toxic it would be worth investigating, but the very concept that they are harmful is just too ridiculous for me to take the fearmongers seriously

>> No.5126856

>>5126840
>Enjoy your HFCS too
oh no. Scary chemical acronym

>> No.5126862

>>5126839
>now half the world is suddenly gluten intolerant
well thats just not true

>> No.5126867

>>5126853

Why would you value "fearmongering" less than you value blindly handing out untested products en masse to the general public? Do you seriously thing science has never fucked up before?

>> No.5126882

>>5126867
>Do you seriously thing science has never fucked up before?
It surely has, but what sort of standard do you want these to be held to.. A new GMO crop is just like a new recipe, a new part added to something. Should the government say we need to test every new recipe before we let people consume them because the combination might somehow spontaneously generate poison?

Do you at least have a reason to think GMOs could be bad or is this pure fear of what you do not understand?

>> No.5126889

>>5126856
Oh no, obesity rates skyrocketing!

>> No.5126893

>>5126882
>A new GMO crop is just like a new recipe

He's trolling, stop replying to him already.

>> No.5126895

>>5126889
That probably has more to do with how cheap food is and how almost no one has physically demanding jobs anymore

>> No.5126902

>>5126882

Refer back to the water and hydrogen peroxide analogy. You can't just jumble up genetic material and expect it to be the same exact thing.

>> No.5126904

>>5126893
Its the exact same idea. Genes are basically a recipe for the proteins that make you up. When we take a gene from a known organism and insert it into a crop's DNA, we are just adding an ingredient to the 'recipe'. There is no reason to be afraid

>> No.5126906

Moes Monday > Chipotle > Moes > Qdoba

>> No.5126914

>>5126895
Or how the human body reacts it HFCS.

>> No.5126916

>>5126902
>Refer back to the water and hydrogen peroxide analogy.
Those are entirely different chemicals and thats an awful analogy.

Do you know how many random mutations every generation has? if this had the potential to accidentally make a toxic crop, we would see toxic crops spontaneously arising all of the time. The fact is that is not a reasonable fear. It is absolutely nothing like comparing two different chemicals

>> No.5126917

>Big three
>Taco Bell not listed

>> No.5126921

>>5126914
It is very unlikely that that has played a significant role. It is almost certainly a combination of caloric intake and lack of exercise. its no coincidence that the fattest people are the poorest and therefore laziest segments of society

>> No.5126928

>>5126917
Taco Bell is an entirely different thing

Thats like comparing 5 Guys and their $8 burgers to a $1 McDouble, they are not even trying to sell to the same market

>> No.5126930

ITT: an American defends Monsanto

There was no battle, they won from the beginning. Americans aren't intelligent enough to see what they've done to the farm industry, local farmers either agree to work with Monsanto or get sued until they shutdown operations.

>tfw I will never unknowingly ingest GMOs so there is no argument in my country

It's such a great feel.

>> No.5126936

>>5126930
America has the vast majority of the worlds best universities. we actually understand genetics unlike you people who cower in fear

>> No.5126944

>>5126930
>local farmers either agree to work with Monsanto or get sued until they shutdown operations.
This does not actually happen. Do you seriously think this is common?

Also please do not equate the business practices of some company to the sound science of genetic modification. even if Monsato is truly evil as you people believe, that doesn't mean GMO foods are magic poisons, the science is sound and the product is safe for consumption

>> No.5126958

>give cows rBGH
>suddenly breast and gastrointestinal cancer everywhere

>feed everyone with GMO crops
>suddenly cancer rates skyrocket higher than they've ever been

>> No.5126960

>>5126958

Correlation =/= causation.

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5126965

>>5126958
Cancer is going up because we are getting better at preventing death and curing disease (including cancer). Cancer is the inevitable outcome of life if something else does not kill you first.

>> No.5126973

>>5112089

Chipotle is good but I don't give a damn about the hippie liberal bullshit

Moe's is probably my favorite

Never been to Qdoba

There's a local chain in my area called Desert Moon Cafe and is by far my favorite

>> No.5126987

>>5126965

>Cancer is the inevitable outcome of life

Not if you eat a plant-strong diet of fruits and vegetables, rich in antioxidants and anti-inflammatory phytonutrients.

>> No.5126988

>>5126958
I've not seen milk with rBGH in it in over 15 years.

>> No.5126992

>>5126987
>plant-strong

Go die in a fire.

>> No.5126993

>>5126987
This guy knows what he is talking about.

>> No.5126995

>>5126936
The rest of the world doesn't need to, we farm naturally. Poor Amerilards.

>> No.5126996

>>5126987
well thats not true

>> No.5127000

>>5126995
>The rest of the world doesn't need to
Not needing something is a poor reason not to do it.

No coincidence that america has a higher quality of life than the EU as a whole and the entire rest of the world

>> No.5127006

>>5127000
You're going to be here all day, aren't you?

>> No.5127010

>>5126987
>anti-inflammatory

Yeah people don't realize how many modern issues are caused by food that causes inflammation.

>> No.5127267

>>5112311
top lel

>> No.5127279

I made a thread about ronnies burgers and I got banned yet these chipotle threads runs rampart and suffer no repercussions

>> No.5127389

>>5112089
>Chipotle
>organic
>free range
>hormone free meat
>GMO foods
What other /ck/ controversies can we cram into this thread? Say OP, how much did you tip the service? I almost went yesterday, but I ended up getting an ol fashioned American Big Mac with extra MSG.

>> No.5127394

>>5127279
Why would you think people deserve repercussions for discussing food?

>> No.5127430

>>5127279
I'm going to guess it's because the mod likes shipotle
>>5127394 I would like to see people get banned for spamming viral marketing bullshit for a shitty overpriced chain
but suck is life

>> No.5127660

welp about to go get some freebirds

>> No.5128032

>>5127430
Why are you still pretending to be retarded?

>> No.5128065

>>5127430
complaining about 4chan is a bannable offense

>> No.5128134

>>5127389
Is that why /ck/ hates Chipotle so much? Why does /ck/ hate healthy food?

>> No.5128202

>>5128134
>Is that why /ck/ hates Chipotle so much? Why does /ck/ hate healthy food?
Not the Anon you're responding to, but /ck/ hates pretentiousness. Fast food masquerading as healthy food, while pandering to the kind of concerns people who claim never to eat such food are likely to consider? That kind of hypocrisy is particularly painful when you're selling lunch items that easily sail over 1200 calories, 50g of fat and hit almost 3000mg of sodium, yet the marketing suggests it's a healthy alternative to fast food.

>b-but they're against GMO's

They're fucking overpriced junk food, trying very hard to convince you they're not. It's fine to enjoy as junk food, but the lies are obnoxious.

>> No.5128243

>>5128202
Why don't Americans know they don't have to eat the whole thing at once? Organics and free-range, hormone-free meats are not fast food. Far from it, you're just angry and making shit up at this point.

>> No.5128254

>>5128202
If you're an active human being, Chipotle is actually a pretty decent meal. If you sit at the computer and bitch all day on 4chan, yeah it's not going to be too great for you.

>> No.5128304

>>5128243
>Organics and free-range, hormone-free meats are not fast food. Far from it, you're just angry and making shit up at this point.

lolwut. "Fast food" is food that's prepared and served quickly. Chipotle is taken out of bags, thrown into trays, and scooped onto a tortilla or plate as it's ordered. It's no less "fast food" than Subway or Panda Express despite what their marketing team would like anyone to believe.

>> No.5128354

>>5128304
Why are you so angry that Chipotle serves quality ingredients?

>> No.5128357

>>5128304
And it's fast casual, look it up.

>> No.5128358

>>5128304
>Chipotle is taken out of bags, thrown into trays
Pretty sure they cook it on site

>> No.5128362

>>5128358
I was going to ask abut that line. I could see the corn and sauces being pre-made, notsosire about the guac and pico though.

>> No.5128373

>>5128362

lol, do you think they're back there shucking avocados or something? all of their food comes from a central commissary.

>> No.5128397

>>5128373
I have no illusions, and though I like Chipotle it makes me have diarrhea so I dont eat it. Is that fact that its all pre-packaged, because yes I think they do shuck their own avocados because it actually does taste like fresh.

>> No.5128420

>>5128243
>>5128254
>>5128357
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fucking horse shit.

>> No.5128439

>>5128397

I doubt you know what fresh tastes like. I would stake my chef hat on Chipotle using avocado pulp. comes in a bag, frozen. you thaw it out, tastes great. it comes in organic, too.

>> No.5128457

>>5128439
>I would stake my chef hat
top kek

>> No.5128690

>>5128420
Why are you so angry right now?

>> No.5128854

>>5126802
>conflating GMOs with Monstanto

Fuck off.

>> No.5129960

>>5128854
Are you really this retarded or are you just pretending on the internet again?

>> No.5130324

>>5128373
Have you never been to Chipotle before? They do shuck avocados... you can literally watch them do it in the kitchen.

>> No.5130329

>>5128373
Most of chipotle's kitchen is readily visible from the line, you can see them making things

>> No.5130347

>>5129960
Do you really not understand that Monsanto is not the only company in the GMO business?

>> No.5130368

>>5130347
its was the first, and biggest however. With the shittiest track record of legal actions and controversies, bro.

>> No.5130439

>>5130368
No, it was certainly not the first, that's quite a random and incorrect assertion. And I'm well aware of their track record, but thanks for laying out what everyone already knows again.

What was the point of your reply, again?

>> No.5130483

>>5130439
I feel so sorry for Americans, they'll actually defend their Frankenfood.

>> No.5130492

>>5130483
I have not defended Monsanto. Whatsoever. Again, do you have a point?

>> No.5130502

>>5130492
I'm not the person you were arguing with, I really couldn't care less what you idiotic Americans eat. I was basically just bumping my thread.