/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5099992
That looks like a fucking pie to me.

>>5099992
looks like shit

>>5099992
It looks pretty bad, and like a pie. But no, not so much ghetto as a vegetarian nightmare.

What are you doing searching "ghetto pizza?"

>>5099992
it looks like a salad in an edible bowl, pretty cool

This is now a "ghetto _____" thread. start googling!

Here is ghetto steak

that looks like a traditional italian jewish pizza variant from the jewish ghettos. It's uncooked in pic related.

>>5100335
ghetto ramen 1

>>5100335

Apparently ghetto butter is when you get a tub of yellow shit with food stamps and scoop it out of the tub onto your white bread. But you can only scoop where there's already a hole. Starting a new hole is white people shit and therefore not ghetto.

>>5100343
ghetto ramen 2

If I had a nickel for every time I've done this i'd have at least $3.

>>5100354

I've made ramen this way before. Desperate times.

>>5100350
...are those fishsticks.

>>5100348
i make the first hole with MUH DIK

>>5100364
fish sticks are actually pretty nice dipped in a broth of some time

>>5100354
i chose this one

ghetto hotdog

>>5100359
also being so ravenous that you started munching the bread before you were even finished?
>>5100364
yes

searching "ghetto ______" actually turns up some pretty delicious foods. this isnt as funny as I thought it would be

>>5100382

>>5100384
I have to share with my dog.

>>5100382
Is it safe to put hot dogs on the radiator like that? I thought radioactive food was dangerous

>>5100450
nah brah

it's like the microwave, you just have to let it sit for 30 seconds for the radiation to disipate

>>5100452
You're trolling right? I didn't think you had to wait..

>>5100450
>radiator
>radioactive

>>5100450
>Not heating your hotdogs and pet dog with a radiator
It's like you want to spend more on energy than needed; look at that, you're heating you and your food at once.

>>5100382
i used to heat up my lunchables like this when i was 12

>>5100452
That's why I always wait until the microwave is done before I open the door. I see people opening it while it's still going and think "those poor people are all going to get cancer"
Sometimes if food has been in the microwave for a while I put it near a fan to blow the radiation away because I'm worried

>>5100450
are you fucking with me?

>>5100473
6/10

>>5100341
i made this shit up by the way

>>5100473
are you fucking with me too? do you even know how microwaves work? jeezus

>>5100473
Can you read my chakras for me bro?

>>5100473
>I put it near a fan to blow the radiation away
That made me lol much harder than it should have

So, I did OP's search and found the page it's from:
http://www.janetaylor.com/news/2011/10/ghetto-pizza/

God, what a pretentious twatwaffle.

>>5100450

>>5100987
>http://www.janetaylor.com/news/2011/10/ghetto-pizza/
>This dish was named by Dena, my niece who is studying abroad in Paris this semester.
Thank god feminism dragged these poor women from the kitchen and into the universities of Europe, where they can cook with their rich aunt and make fun of poor black people who have limited resources.
These bitches probably have 50 pairs of fucking shoes, and several closets.

They call it black man's lasagna around here. It's a pie crust filled with a jar of pasta sauce and cheese.

>>5101023

That would actually be pretty good if it had some kind of meat thrown in.

I vote chopped Italian spicy sausage.

>>5101023
I knew it!

>>5101023

>niggers
>able to afford chicago-style pie

pls

>ghetto fried chicken

>>5099992
Its probably a jew reference

>>5100354

That's some ghetto ass coffee.

>>5101000
>Dena