/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How is that even considered a pizza? It looks like a giant quiche covered in red sauce.

>>5097607

i wouldn't know anything about pizza


I can't eat pizza ;_;

Hi. It turns out that 80% of people are lactose intolerant. Unless you are a swede, your body is not equipped to digest milk. stop whining, fag.

>>5097605
>tfw allergic to shell fish

Is shrimp good /ck/

Am I missing out?

>>5097625
Oh shrimp is incredible, so long as you don't get the cheap shit. I much prefer crab however. Lobster is kind of overrated. Mussels, clams, and oysters are magical.

YOU POOR BASTARD.

>>5097625
If you are allergic to shellfish, then you are not allergic to peeled shrimp. You are merely a weak piece of shit who needs to be removed from the gene pool.

>>5097621

So 20% of people are Swedes? I think you need to recheck your maths.

>>5097625
its okay i guess

>>5097625
No.

>>5097625
Tempura shrimp is one of the best tasting things ever. Sorry about your luck.

>>5097605
>not possessing the genes to properly break down lactose

Just fucking kill yourself and leave the gene pool to superior humans.

>>5097664
>implying superioriy when you're obviously trailer trash.

Top lel

>>5097671
>get called out on inferior genes
>projecting this hard
I hope someone serves you a pizza with extra cheese and lies and says it's lactose free cheese.

>>5097607
>Bwaaaahhh people like to change the way I want things to be

>tfw 26
>tfw at least one glass of milk a day
My brother married an Asian woman. Their kids could drink milk fine until they turned 10~. They're half white so shouldn't they have the lactose tolerant genes?

>>5097709
they all rrook same

>>5097701
You know many people have shit taste, right?
He's right too, thats more of a pie than a pizza.

>>5097772
>it being a pie somehow makes it taste bad

>>5097772
What does it matter if they have shit taste? Your not eating their food are you?
Fuck off and let them eat slop.

>>5097701
>>5097772
>>5097785
I will never cease to be tired of how much rage the chicago style pizza can elicit
LOOK AT IT AND WEEP

>>5097789
Why would I weep? I like it.

>>5097789
Yeah, it sure is sad living in Chicago and having access to hundreds of kinds of pizza of various styles.

>>5097789
>mfw
You can't even eat it with your hands.

>>5097806
... So?

>>5097811
So you have to sit at a table to eat the pizza, and that's just not the type of food it is.
Would you want to eat hotdogs with cutlery because they're so heavily drenched in sauce and toppings?

>>5097814
Sure why not?
You appear to have a narrow world view anon.

>>5097814
germany would beg to differ quite a bit

>>5097814
>and that's just not the type of food it is.

>>5097818
Because I want to eat pizza while watching sport, with one hand free for beer, i have a narrow world view?
I don't doubt the taste really, just the texture and size.
>>5097819
kebab pls

>>5097825
Could a TV tray be the answer your looking for?

>>5097621

Fuck off paleofag. There's already thread somewhere on /ck/ dedicated to your crap. Go and shitpost your shit there.

>>5097830
No, no it could not, as I have no legs and my couch is unusually lumpy and unstable.

>>5097825
>>5097830
>I want to eat pizza while watching sport, with one hand free for be

I'd go one better and suggest he uses a plate

soy milk is fucking delicious
would suck being entirely unable to eat cheese, ice cream and yoghurt though
dairy is fattening anyway, embrace your unchangeable dietary dispositions op

>>5097835
Really?
Plates for pizza?
You never slob out with a couple of friends on your couch, just leaving the pizza box on the coffee table?

>>5097850
Then never enjoy the majestic cheesy wonder that is Chicago deep dish.

>>5097853
I might visit America/Illinoi some day, where should I go?

>>5097859
Unos

>>5097850

Not if I'm eating deep dish, no.

>>5097859
ginos east isn't bad if you can stand the wait

>>5097814
I am eating pizza with cutlery at restaurants to look sophisticated

and when the dough is shitty and doesn't stand up

>tfw lactose intolerant but can still eat cheese and small milkshakes
At some point, people will develop lactose intolerance. When humans fully develop we just don't need milk anymore, so our enzymes that can break down milk stop being produced.
Why do you still drink milk?

>>5098224
>Why do you still drink milk?
Because I can and I like the way dairy products taste. Lactose intolerance beyond childhood is the natural state of people actually.

>>5098224
Probably because that's what I'm used to. I'm used to putting milk in my cereal, in my cooking, and drinking a glass when washing down a pastry or something rich. Soy and Almond alternatives are good but different.

>>5098244
>drinking a glass when washing down a pastry or something rich
One of my favorite meals is sourdough bread with a glass of milk. I can't get used to almond or soy.

>tfw may or may not have some kind of IBS
>tfw wouldn't know what to do if a doctor made it official

>>5098241
there is no "natural state of people". lactase persistence is simply a recently evolved trait that spread in human populations due to the diffusion of animal husbandry practices. it is no more or less natural than any other trait in man.

>>5098352
You can get medical pot for IBS in my state m8

>>5098361
Pot makes me crazy.

>>5097640
nO, He is correct, I used my Texas Instruments calculator.

>>5097640
Sorry. Scandanavian. Are you happy now?

>>5097832
Not a paleofag. Most people just dont have the gut enzymes to digest large quantities of cow's milk. Read a book /ck/.

>>5097605
>there's actually few to no lactose in actual cheese that isn't processed garbage.

Just buy lactase pills and eat one when you want to eat some diaries.

>>5098580
>>5097621
>Most people
Most people on this world are Asian or African and you are perfectly right they are not equipped to consume milk after weaning (like all other animals). But that doesn't make it very relevant on this board where "most people" is Americans, European and Australians who can for the most part consume it just fine.

>>5097607
>3rd r8 b8 m8

I mean, I don't like Chicago pizza either, but come on.

>>5098593
>few to no
How fucking ghetto are you?

>>5098593
uh actually its true there is less lactose in cheese and there are cheeses with less lactose than other, but it has to do with hard vs soft cheese and shit like that.. not processed cheese vs real cheese

>>5099785
He might be thinking of the super-processed "american"/velveeta shit that they actually blend milk right into.

But natural soft cheeses do also have high lactose.

>>5097806
Yes you can, especially once it cools down a bit. Also, cold pizza for breakfast.

>>5098634
Actually most Asians and African can also digest lactose if they were raised to eat diary early, too keep the digestion process active in during adulthood.

>>5097607
And it's the most delicious quiche covered in red sauce ever.
Get pizza somewhere else, but deep dish has its own merits.

>>5100993
DIARRHEA
NOT DIARY
NOT DAIRY
FUCKING CUNT