/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5083828
>using a coffee filter as a plate
>using a stovetop as a table

>can't be bothered to take 5 minutes to clean the stovetop
I have a feeling I know why you are poor.

>>5083828
Yes and it taste like a peanut butter and hot sauce sandwich.

Faux poor. Electronic controlled gas range next to a granite countertop. Name brand peanut butter, name brand hot sauce, multigrain bread on a coffee filter. Poverty is store brand PB, crystal or Texas pete, .99 white bread. Prepared on an electric range (with two eyes burned out) next to a knife scarred and delaminating formica counter. Served on a 1 ply paper towel that you will shake the crumbs off of and use as filter for your watered down pot of store brand coffee. Also, see those grates? They are removable for reason. Clean your nasty ass stove before it catches on fire and burns your McMansion down. Or at least have Estella or Yolanda do it for you.

lol it doesnt look that dirty, chill the fuck out, bunch of aspies

>>5084628
this x1000

>Jif
>Not being part of the Kraft master race

>>5084628
/trad

>>5084628
20/10

>>5084628
Good post anon

Poverty thread?

I took the case of cider out of the dumpster, apparently someone didn't want to finish it.
The taquitos are from some wholesale club. I buy them in bulk and spend a month eating them. I don't have a membership, I use a friend's.
I don't know what the sauce is. It was in a clear plastic bottle in my mother's fridge last time I went over. So, I took it.
Only the rear burners work on the stove.

>>5084845
Oh and the plate is made from recycled plates. You can get like 200 for $3.

>>5084628

That one's worth capping.

>>5084845
>Woodchuck

Fuck off

>>5084863
>hating free alcohol

>>5083899
That filename

What is the name for cheap food that doesnt rally change in price and can be bought in bulk? Its an eonomic term, and i forgot it

OP here, guess I'm not as poor as I thought. Dinner is served.

I had to strike two stones together to make some WIFI to post this.

>>5085820
pick up that single lost corn kernel and add it to the pot, faggot.

>>5085815
substitute goods

>>5085823
for the rodent bros

>>5085826
are you going to hunt, kill, then eat the rodent?

if so, im all for that.

>>5083828
Stone makes hot sauce?

Is it any good?

>>5085829
extra protein never hurt, I'll be wrestling the cats though.

>>5085834
Decent, not very hot though, kinda sweet, kinda meh. They should probably stick with the brewing.

After dinner refreshments.

>>5085826
I've got a couple spider bros that live in my coat closet. They've been living there since it started getting cold out, and so far they've been the best roomates ever.
When I get home from work, I say hello to them, and ask them how their day has been.
They don't really talk, but I figure life is pretty chill as a spider, just hanging there in your little web, eating whatever bugs crawl or fly by.

>>5085844
How does it have more gravity than other malt liquors
Is it just heavier?

Also, how strong are 40s? I've always imagined them as being similar to the super strength largers popular with alcohols here in the UK which are usually around 10%.

>>5085882

"High Gravity" malts like that one are given their name for their relatively high alcohol concentration, that one's about 8%. Most malts are betwenn 4.5 and and 6% abv I believe.

My lunch was reheated cheese ale soup from three days ago, served over white rice.
Is that poverty? The soup probably cost $5 to make at most and lasts for several meals. The rice is not poverty rice, but it's still cheap as rice is.

>>5085844
wish I could find the high gravity ones where I live

>>5086949
>water melon soda
>chicken
>malt liquor

someone's a negro

>>5086958
>>5086958
>soda
How's high school?

>>5086958

that's not soda lel

>>5086965
lol monkey mad

>>5086965
>>5087020
OK fine, watermelon drank

>>5087020
It's sugar water. The only difference between that and soda is one has slightly more carbonation

>>5084628
I'd gift you reddit gold if I could

Holy shit I've not thought of Olde English in.. probably 16 years. And for good fucking reason too.