/ck/ - Food & Cooking

First off, the new buns are awesome and are true to their name. The bun was exceedingly fresh, with a light buttery taste on the crust and a slight sweetness inside. The steak was indeed thinly sliced and was so tasty I had to stop and savor it. Juicy and packed with a delectable flavor, I instantly fell in love.

>>5082998
As a Philly cheese steak enthusiast I was skeptical but Hardee’s came through for me. Some places have fatty meat in their Phillies. Sometimes the meat will be tough and/or greasy. None of that unappetizing crap here. The grilled peppers and onions complemented the savory steak perfectly and the almost gooey melted Swiss added just the right amount of cheesy goodness. The burger patty was wonderfully delicious as always, thoroughly cooked and well-seasoned. Of course it was.

Hardee’s Thickburgers are normally a little expensive for my taste because I’m kind of cheap and I have to grub on a budget, but even without the coupon I would consider this a good buy. I would also buy it again. And again. I can actually see this burger becoming a permanent addition to the Hardee’s menu. The high quality of the ingredients combined with how well the flavors blended together earned this burger a special place in my heart (and arteries). I highly recommend the Philly Cheesesteak Thickburger, and for once I’m unable to suggest any additions or substitutions to improve the sandwich. That says it all, doesn’t it?

Pros: All of it. I loved this burger.

Cons: Thickburgers can get pricey.

Taste: 9.00/10
Value: 6.75/10
on-the-go: 7.00/10
Price: $3.69

Overall
8.25/10


Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size: 312 grams
Calories - 920 calories
Fat - 60 grams
Saturated Fat - 19 grams
Cholesterol - 130 milligrams
Sodium - 1720 milligrams
Carbs - 51 grams
Dietary Fiber - 2 grams
Sugars - 11 grams
Protein - 40 grams

>>5082997
I feel the new buns are garbage. Great texture but lacks entirely in flavor. This could just be from my local area.

that top bun looks too big

Fucking Americans...
Go promote your garbage food elsewhere.

>>5083020
Fuck you faggot that anon can do whatever he fucking wants. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

btw I also agree that shit is garbage.

>>5082997
>lets just put meat
>on top of MOAR meat

I'm ok with this

Fuck you and your "cheesesteak burger", faggot. If I want a cheesesteak I'll eat a cheesesteak, if I want a hamburger I'll eat a hamburger. And if I want either I'm not getting one at fucking Hardicks. Why don't you try getting a real job, you pathetic shill. You are not only the cancer of /ck/ but quite literally walking cancers of the human race. I wish nothing but suffering, disease and misery upon you.
I'm so sick of these fast food shitholes trying to come up with -new- and -inventive- ways to sell the same dumpster-tier grade v meat they've always sold to bored, fat, diabetes and heart attack prone landwhales. Putting dog food and salmonella peppers on a burger patty doesn't make it a fucking cheesesteak burger. It makes it an abomination to be loathed. This is akin to KFC's "let's cram all the leftover stale food nobody bought into a bowl and call it 'NEW'" fuckery. Not only will I not be purchasing this, or any other product being hawked here, but I will take a shit in a Hardee's drive-thru window next chance I get.
Cool story, though, bro.

>>5083103
I really hope this is some kind of pasta

if not, you really got some issues man

>>5082997

>Philly Cheesesteak
>swiss

get the fuck out of here.

>>5082997
Was it good or not, faglord?

The new buns they put on the Thickburgers/Six Dollar Burgers at Hardees/Carls Jr. are pretty fantastic.

Thank you for posting the nutrition facts, OP. I almost never eat fast food, but reading your review got me thinking, "I bet that's delicious." Then I saw 60g fat, 19g saturated fat and 1720mg sodium, and remembered your delicious Hardee's lunch involved TWO of them.

This is exactly why I don't eat that shit. Pic related.

>>5083149
Yet you'll still die someday.
Faggot

>>5083132
Provolone das herrenvolk

I had the burger, Op. I thought it was OK. Honestly I felt like the 'steak' was a bit substandard, but it wasn't awful. I've never had a cheese-steak and this didn't make me want to run out to stick my dick in one. I give it a 7/10, needs more cheese and a beefier mouth-feel.

Frisco remains my favorite (it makes me sad it doesn't come with one of those new buns though)

>>5083157
It has nothing to do with death.It's a matter of how I want to look and feel. I've been a fat fuck, and I've been a skinny guy. I like skinny better - people give me more respect, I get hit on more often, the doctor doesn't give me any shit and I feel better about myself.

OP is well aware of how shameful his lunch was. He even went so far as to say, "Please don't judge me." I have no doubt the sandwich is delicious, It just seems nearly impossible to make a meal out of a sandwich like that without sailing straight into gluttony.

>>5083173
Fat Fuck here

All that is true, but I do have something skinny people will never have. I'm not a cunt.

>>5083219
>I'm not a cunt.
I don't believe you.

I will say the things I described above were benefits of losing 60lbs, but they had nothing to do with the motivation. The motivation was the doctor putting me on pills for blood pressure and cholesterol because I'd become such a fat fuck. If that hasn't happened to you yet it's coming. And the fact that those pills can wreck both your liver and your penis was enough to get me to change my fat fuck ways.

But it ain't easy when you live in a world where a cheesesteak burger is considered a "normal" lunch. That ain't right, and you know it.

>>5083219
>but I do have something skinny people will never have
Extra chins? Mantits? Humiliation and shame for being a disgusting lardo? An early death from your reckless and gluttonous ways?
>I'm not a cunt.
And you don't get any, either.

>>5083236
Verification all skinny people are cunts

>>5083240
Keep crying in your mac-n-cheese bites, pig.

>>5083245
sorry, I can't hear you over how much i'm enjoying my life while you're a slave to the pussy game

I am above your petty-ant concerns and I love every debauched, scuicidal moment of it.

This conversation has inspired me to pick up Hardee's on the way home today, even though I just ate lunch. Then i'll celebrate with a nap.

>>5083240
Keep crying into your mac-n-cheese bites. You're like angry fat chicks who are angry they are fat and unpopular then wonder why nobody wants to fuck them instead of just developing a personality and learning how to suck a good dick. It's not my fault you're a repulsive, fat piece of shit. But if you being a self-proclaimed fat fuck makes me a cunt, then go ahead and eat me.

>>5083249
so mad you deleted your comment and made a new one

that's a new kind of mad

inflamed anal devastation

>>5083248
>>5083253
I wasn't done beratting you, fattie. Nice sour grapes, though. Try eating them sometime, and maybe you wouldn't be so obese.
>is so fat and disgusting no woman wants to even be near that stench
>i not slave to pussy hurr... i's free to masturbate 4 lyfe (which won't be for long due to diybeutts)
>inflamed anal devastation
Was the prognosis the doctor gave you from eating too much Hardees©
>Then i'll celebrate with a nap.
And then you'll celebrate with a triple bypass.
Enjoy your cheesesteak burger.

*berating

>>5083248
>This conversation has inspired me to pick up Hardee's on the way home today, even though I just ate lunch.
See this skinny fucker? That's Andrew Puzder. He's a very wealthy man. Do you know how he made his millions? Turning guys like youinto fat fucks, while you pay him for the privilege.

You know why his superbowl ad featured Nina Agdal in a bikini? Because that's the closest most of his customers will ever get to a girl that pretty.

So when you get home tonight, before you take your nap, take your shirt off and look at yourself in the mirror. You can thank Mr Puzder's brilliant marketing for the state you're in. Yet again, a skinny rich guy taking advantage of the dumb, poor and fat.

>>5083267
>>5083276
Stay mad sticky-sicky, cause I ain't. I'm gonna stick my dick in a tub of mayonaise and put it on my pasta salad

>>5083276
lol eat a cheeseburger and calm down a bit

>>5083248

>"enjoying life"
>in a constant state of gorging yourself on comfort food

>>5083279
Enjoy that.

>>5083297
>>5083287
All this delicious mad

stop guys i'm in public

I can't pop a boner here

pls stop till I can get home and eat a bacon wrapped ham and cheese sandwhich

>>5083219
Fellow fat fuck here.
You ARE a cunt.

>>5083302
maybe but not as much as skinny people

>>5083300
>I can't pop a boner
That's a side effect from all the Atenolol you have to take to keep your heart from exploding.

>>5083300

Not mad, I wasn't even part of the thread, I just thought it was funny that you or someone else said that despite having a medical condition brought on by emotional eating, that they enjoy life

>>5083310
>>5083311
Y'all nyukka's are projecting hard.

I don't take heart pills and I don't have any emotional disorders.

Stay mad

>>5083020
Get off this AMERICAN board if you don't like it, you frenchie faggot fuck.

>>5083020
Uhh lasted I checked 4chan was an American website created by an American for Americans.

>>5082997
They should just leave off the pattie, use twice the steakum and call it the philly. Would nom

>>5083461
>does it say 4chan.us
>i thought not

>>5083510
>weak as fuck

Hardee's and Carl's Jr are described as "young, hungry guy" brands by their CEO. "Young, hungry guy" is code for what? Fat guy without a wife or gf to suggest that maybe he shouldn't be eating that shit?

Being part of this target demographic is understandable, but gloating about your misfortune is a bit much.

>>5083529
>he thinks not having a wife or gf is a misfortune
LOL

First time I'm single in over 3 years, past six months have been fucking amazing. No one to bitch at you for petty shit, no one to suck up all your money. If I'm horny, I go out and pick up someone up.

>2014
>having 99 problems + 1

I feel bad for you son

>>5083583
>No one to bitch at you for petty shit, no one to suck up all your money.
Obviously you were doing it wrong. But don't listen to the guy who woke up this morning to his wife blowing him. Side with the guy who seems proud of consuming nearly two day's worth of fat for fucking lunch, pays with a coupon and still bitches about the price of the meal.

I feel bad for you, son.

>>5083132
I was thinking the same thing. However, the burger still seems quite intriguing.

I'm gonna try that shit.

>>5083607
>implying

That's funny, I woke up with a chick blowing me last week and the week before I had a different one on all fours begging me to go harder

Not saying your life doesn't have it's perks. I miss the casual sex with the gf and the ease of getting laid everyday, but in the end it wasn't worth it. Eventually I'll find one that is but until then I'm going to ride every mare I come across like it's my last.

And I'm not siding with him either, that shit's disgusting. But implying only fat single guys go there is also wrong. I've seen plenty of obese couples waddling in and out when I drive by those establishments.

Fatty's gonna fat, single or married.

>>5083607
This guy right here.

It's your own goddamn fault if you choose to placate and cater to a fucking psycho cunt that does nothing but scream and throw fits like a toddler. Try dating someone who isn't a piece of shit. Chances are, though, you won't land a girl like that because their standards are high. You also can't be a total tool.

>>5083103
wonderful

>>5082997
> Eating our feelings
you're sooooo close to being free
eat your food, feel your feels, don't mix them up, it's as simple as that
someone angered you at work? go outside and curse and swear and have a smoke with your friend and plan revenge
THEN go eat
also, don't listen to all these faggots
it's not so much what you eat, as how much you eat
if the rest of your day was fried eggs in the morning, an apple at eleven, some nuts at five and a salad for dinner, you're fine

>>5083651
>Fatty's gonna fat, single or married.
True. My point was that Hardee's and Carl's Jr are targeted to the "young, hungry guy" demographic. Which pretty much means "lonely fat guy who loves to eat." The kind of guy who enjoys advertisements featuring bikini clad women without even suspecting he's being led around by his dick. The kind of guy who hears the words "Philly cheesesteak burger" and gets excited to go try one, never considering for a moment this might be an absurd level of overkill. So he eats two for lunch.

Carl's Jr and Hardee's are making a killing targeting this guy. But they sure as fuck aren't doing him any favors. They're just encouraging him to celebrate overkill, while taking his money and helping him pack on the pounds.

That's fine. That's how the fast food business works. But we don't have to applaud it.

>>5083726
>implying this commercial doesn't get you going

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9Kd6IdQn0

I never eat there but I still appreciate their taste in ad bitches

>>5083726
woooah momma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcricI2H4dE

>>5083756
Thanks for that. I'd actually never seen one of their commercials (don't have a TV). I just remembered reading about their marketing in the WSJ, and thinking, "Well there's a pretty easy demographic to target."

well... at least this didn't turn into a debate how the philly cheesesteak didn't really come from philly

This is now about burgers topped with things that are a meal in their own right.

Sirloin steak, horseradish aioli and provolone

>>5084290
Pat's Master Race

>>5084332

That is a fucking stupid idea. The steak is too much, as a good burger is meant to be a tender medium rare. That steak is sirloin cooked past medium, which means it is much tougher than even a bad burger. I do approve of the aioli and provolone.

3/10 would remove steak and eat when drunk.

>>5084340
Master at conning tourists more than Gino's?

>>5083236
some virgin anxieties manifesting in this post lmao

>>5084340

I grew up in Chester County. There are much better, and cheaper, places than Pat's (which is still better than Geno's).

>>5084340
shitty cheesesteaks are slightly less shitty than genos.

the best cheesesteak I had on my trip up there was from some antique shop near west chester that had a deli/kitchen. so fucking good, fresh baked bread and they used provolone, no shitty cheez whiz. they also sold whoopie pies.

cheesesteaks should just be steaks with cheese plebs

Put a little bit of sour cream on top and its perfect

That bun looks huge and delicious

>>5087426
nah I'd prefer some bbq sauce

I'd try it if it wasn't so expensive

>>5083103
I'm happy you're so passionate about your faggotry.

This thread makes me want sunrise croissant sandwiches. One ham, one sausage.

'Make it yourself' you say. 'You'll save money' you say.

Yeah well I don't want to have stuff to make croissant sandwiches for two weeks, I just want two sandwiches once a month.

Also $3.35 for a double cheeseburger and medium fries is a great deal.

fuckers try to be special by putting it in a box

Do they put it together differently in philadelphia?

YOU DON'T FUCKING EAT STEAK ON A SANDWICH YOU PLEBS

new buns are bready gud

I don't see the appeal. Do they use some kind of special sauce or something?

you're supposed to put it in like a hoagie bun or something

>>5083267
>implying fruits are healthy

>>5087602
Welp, sorry we offended you king nigger faggot.

>>5082997
I love the coupons hardees mails out every month. Always a few bogos, and like 30 other coupons

not gonna lie, that bun looks great compared to the usual

>>5088231
kinda oily to me

god damnit
if you're going to have a cheesesteak just have a cheesesteak. If you're that hungry just use moar steak

who the fuck puts green peppers on a philly

>>5088250
that's just flavoring goy

>>5088298
butter spray? I don't mind that

terrel owens here

hai guise

used to be a place across from the eagles stadium that had great cheesesteaks

Post your favorite smoothies. Preferably healthy but ultimately its all good...

>Pic not related

looks 'aight

>>5083003
>on-the-go: 7.00/10

sit the fuck down and type what that means exactly to you

>Not going to the Papi to get a cheesesteak, bag of doritos and a bottle of soda

That's cool, do you.

>>5089208
>he doesn't eat food in his car
Hilarious.

>Hardee's Philly Cheesesteak Thickburger
>Hardee's Philly
>PHILLY
>tfw theres no Hardee's anywhere near philly

>>5087710
>this is what some co/ck/smokers believe
>implying the main staple and food source our biological ancestors live off of and thrived enough to allow our evolution is now somehow bad for my health because muh sugar
>implying sour grapes even have a high sugar content
>can't into fermentation

I'd love for you to show me all these fat pigs who got that way from eating nothing but fruit. Or all that heart disease and diabetes apples and bananas cause. I guess you think your fat-free aspartame flavored water is healthier. Stay pig-headed, m8. This board is about food and cooking. Fruits are a food.

>>>/fit/

looks good, I'd try it of there was one near here

their new buns are ok

I thought when they shifted over to thickburgers they were the best thing ever

In dec they were doing a BOGO every monday, tried the new buns. Thought they were alright. Better than the generic shit everyone uses

>>5083726
>>5083651
>>5083607
>>5083583

>Actually trying to win an argument by using "lol i got laid u didnt lol"
>on the internet
>on fucking 4chan of all places

Fucking christ, you two are so pathetic it fucking hurts.

>>5090947
>you two are so pathetic it fucking hurts.
Saying this in a thread about overeating at Hardee's because you had a bad day...

>>5090970
I just wanted to look at a thread about burgers man, not witness a bro-down on the internet.

>all these people with complex, carefully thought out opinions about a shitty fast food chain

One thing I like about /ck/ is that it reminds me that most people have it worse than me.

>>5090973
>not witness a bro-down on the internet.
Kinda unavoidable in a thread about Hardee's/Carl's Jr. The only more "bro" restaurant I can think of is Taco Bell.